DeadlyWanderer
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I'm a simple woman, I just want pictures of your majestic stubbles and beards.
Also a Happy New Year from me, it's past midnight here you glorious bastards ♥
Dec 31, 2016 5:28 PM
DeadlyWanderer
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I'm a simple woman, I just want pictures of your majestic stubbles and beards.
Also a Happy New Year from me, it's past midnight here you glorious bastards ♥
firstStaleSandwich
The laugh at the end!
AssapoopshitsMassachusetts
Whoa that's my name. Spelled correctly. Never see it spelled like that
ManOfKent1967
Teacher: If I have 10 apples in one hand and 15 apples in the other hand, what do I have? Kid: Fucking great big hands.
GayGiJoe
theamazinspiderman
lol what the hell
ExoticFister
I didn't think Greek philosopher and mathematician Rene Descartes' philosophies on God applied so much to basic arithmetic. I was mistaken
TheOneTrueNerd
Long, but worth it. +1
JohnyBender
Repost
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
That's what happens when people who aren't Jimmy Neutron try to have a Brain Blast.
strugglesnuggler
The answer is 5. Eating the three does not remove them from his possession until about 3 hours later.
AManlyManWhoDoesManlyStuff
THIS IS HUMOROUS AND MANLY! THE MANLIEST OF IMGURIANS BLESSES YOU WITH HIS MANLY THROBBING UPVOTE!
DeadlyWanderer
I... thanks?
AManlyManWhoDoesManlyStuff
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME. CONTINUE BEING MANLY!
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
That escalated quickly
Ulthirm
Don't worry I had to help my sister with long division.... And multiplication THEY DON'T USE BASE 10
NotifweJammit
The Tangent of Apples...
CommanderCheesewheel
Message me and you'll get a beard all right
CommanderCheesewheel
An actual beard
cleavergrill
Haha women are bad at math
nj23dublin
Is 2 the right answer though?
DaddyOnyx
This seems like the beginning of a really bad porno.
Kiwisavage
holy fuck that was great.
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
In a way nowadays this is true. I'm in high-school and I did common core all throughout middle school and I've never had an A in math /1/
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
Steadily, but I've always scored high on the math section on Practice SAT's and the like because they let me use old methods. My parents /2/
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
Could never solve these problems because of the absolutely fucking crazy methods. Did you know it takes 6 steps to solve 205+178 in CC?
Spewge
The 'lol' at the end really made this worth it.
Iaimtomisbehave
RandomUnrelatedFacts
In 2008, a man in Ohio was arrested for making love to a picnic table
zeilstar
Username checks out
akahata
You are so funny.
wrigglybean
Well what else is there to do in Ohio?
MostlyHarmless613
Really?
Apolarbearintheocean
I was him
finckle71
Thank you for that
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
The more you know
ZimbabweDuBoise
Still a better option than fucking a girl from Ohio
TheDraperyFalls
Even if he was in Ohio at the time, I'm hard pressed to believe that this man wasn't from Florida.
AllAlliterationsAreAwful
I hope it was a pretty table.
Mikeupvotes
This shits gonna follow me to the grave. For the last time it was a park bench, not a damn picnic table, I have standards.
Asdfjlk
"But fuck ONE sheep and then all the sudden you're mr sheep fucker"
RealityEditor
http://imgur.com/mqdkdbo
theamazinspiderman
you're doing god's work son
DarknessProly
Congratulations this comment is the first one I ever upvoted in 2017
RandomUnrelatedFacts
:)
DarknessProly
8 month late reply, but yeah, lucky you
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NotTheEast
This gif went perfectly with the song I was listening to and it was an amazing experience
Oregonian
@Sarah plz
birdrehabber
This is without a doubt the sexiest thing I have ever seen. It's blowing my mind.
wittyusername123
Username checks out
RandomUnrelatedFacts
The worlds population spends 500,000 hours a day typing internet security codes
akahata
You are so funny.
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Pipecleaner61
An immovable object has met an unstoppable force.
DeadlyWanderer
Go on.
RandomUnrelatedFacts
The first book ever printed in Oxford had a misprint on the first page: they got the date wrong.
KjTheLightning
was it earlier or later than the date of release?
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akahata
You are so funny.