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omngentryo
It’s called good parenting.
IndecisiveSlacker
ThoseDamnDirtyHumans70
You monster! You probably fill the Heinz bottle with “catsup” too!
BSPlissken
zenton
Seriously. Marshmellow Mayteys and coco Roos and golden puffs are amazing.
OhLookBundtCake
They are gonna be pisses when there is no toy.
OhLookBundtCake
Pissed
JOKERZwild86
Give me some marshmallow mateys any day
FlyingMonkeyButt
I love mateys! You get more marshmallows for sure
Xenomania
Dollar Tree or Aldi brand? I forget because they all blend for me.
JOKERZwild86
Food 4 less
pizzacake
Yep, those are better than lucky charms!
Smadronia
Marshmallow mateys, or Magic stars
Affray
A guy I work with used to work for Kellogg's and told me that the cheapy brands actually surpassed Kellogg's quality a while back.
pizzacake
That's a great choice!!! Tootie Fruities taste better than Fruit Loops.
BrokenMegaman
It's the same shit. It's what they don't this is too shelf quality they put in the great value or Kroger or Publix brand bags. All the same
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
It’s the same, if you were to take the real, open the bag, and let it sit out for a few days
ZakuX
Wow, I need to do this...
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
My dad tried that shit with generic Fruity Pebbles when I was a kid. I was not fooled for a second.
stillnotawake
We had Fruity Hoops.
Shawnofavitch
"Stepping on sugar with sugar the gateway drug."
SpecialOedipus
If generic cereals aren't good enough for the lil shits, give em plain oatmeal.
madwhitehare
Which would be a zillion times better for every part of their developing bodies. Sugared cereal should be banned banned banned.
blackholevoid10011
Bread, no butter, no jelly, not toasted.
CaptainMiffles
could backfire horribly, i was picky about cereal as a child but i did and still do love porridge.
SpecialOedipus
I wouldn't call it backfiring if kids pick healthy food over junk food.
CaptainMiffles
good point
Virtuous70
I actually prefer the bag brand. Better tasting IMO, and cheaper.
SeismicCoin
i used to live in northfield mn, the town where malt-o-meals main plant is located and my roommate worked there. hed bring home cereal >>>
SeismicCoin
still hot out of the machine, and it was the best stuff ever. post bought them a few years back, but even before then the malt-o-meal >>>
SeismicCoin
plant would handle posts overflow, sometimes making and packaging "real" cereal like froot loops and fruity pebbles. they also made (and >>>
SeismicCoin
still make) tons of even offer off brands that i dont think ive ever seen in a store.
MaladaptedMedic
Easier to prevent from going stale since the bag fucking seals. I love that off-brand shit
pizzacake
Me too, and I spoil myself.
pizzacake
Always Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough (better than Nestle or store brands).But , Marshmallow Mateys and Tootle Fruities for the taste
tirrafirma
Good money saving but fuck are you really letting your kids eat that shit. It's mostly sugar. Is this in America?
SpikeWolfwood
Jesus christ with this. Like America's the only place that sell this stuff. And generations have grown up eating it. It's not fucking crack.
tirrafirma
Fatest country in the world.
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SpikeWolfwood
1/2 Actually, America isn't even in the top 10 of most obese countries in the world. (Link in next post)
SpikeWolfwood
2/2 http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-obese-countries/
rmsrmsrms38
That's smart parenting.
MantisTobagganMD
...how?
Revnis
The candy for breakfast, that it's financially responsible, teaching them that off brands are bad?
Vicksteris
Candy for breakfast to start with. It's such a common - I don't have time and they need to eat excuse. Throw a fucking banana in their face
Vicksteris
Don't want it? Have dried fruit? Still don't want it - starve. You'll eat mashed potatoes as ice cream at lunch
MantisTobagganMD
You and I are being downvoted by shitty parents.
rmsrmsrms38
When kids are young they care more about brands. As they get older you can teach them about financial responsibility. But as you know...
rmsrmsrms38
...kids aren't alway logical and parents have to pick and choose which battles to fight with kids. This is one way to avoid an...
rmsrmsrms38
.unnecessary fight. Also. It's simply easier to pour from a box than a bag.
imspinning
lewlzz
except the veggies aren't refrigerated, they're in a cupboard. i guess this would work if the kids were too young or stupid to understand.
goldensnapper
My kids would ignore it
Joelistan
Jokes on you, as a kid I loved frozen veges.
Tellomc
In that case you would've been really dissapointed if you went for a handfull frozen peas only to find candy bars...
Inmate45
There's always food hidden in my centre console and glove box. The big child now knows this unfortunately, but the small one is unaware.
Psionickitten
You know... That will work on 5 year olds, but FROZEN veggies in a pantry scream something's up with them.
LordRussell
Pur genius
notFromHereButStaying
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scabbyBoner
tenaciousOther
i dont know have you ever tried taking a bite out of a frozen Snickers?
LordRussell
DAMNIT!!! PURE
NoUseYourName9000
Peor
Halvaard
We have to hide the chocolate sauce from my sister, it's in the powdered mashed potatoes box in the back of the fridge...
GalaxyRangerZero
Who downvoted this? Haha
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
When my dad passed away, my mom found a bag of chocolates hidden in an empty Doritos bag. She hates Doritos
imspinning
That would of been bitter sweet, like crying and laughing at the same time...
TheStaleBread
bittersweet...like chocolate
WGG25
would have*
Firstruleofusernames
as the chocolate coats your teeth and mixes with your tears
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Salt brings out a lot of depth from chocolate.
Hurro
Smart but freezer candy is gross.
scabbyBoner
It’s not in the freezer
CheeseB0t
and that makes it a dumb hiding place
scabbyBoner
True
Agent95217
I like freezing some candy bars
zoeelane201
Booo your opinion is wrong
Hurro
no u. Enjoy your rock hard chocolates sir.
zoeelane201
Jk, your opinion is valid and you are entitled to it.
yeayeahyea
Opinion is valid, entitled and wrong. :-)
Hurro
I knew what I was getting into.
CamelbackJack
Half powdered milk mixed with half regular milk. They never suspected.
SeismicCoin
just add the milk powder straight to the milk and make supermilk
whitebbwolf
Sirtopumhat
cliffjumper83
Rainer?
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
..............Goddamn that's genius.
imakesoap
Half is too much. You can taste it. My mom got away with it when she added a quart of powdered milk into the gallon.
Blastedoise
What's good about half powder milk ? Cheaper ? Healthier ?
MeezerStandardTime
It is also non-perishable, and was given to poor people who needed food assistance. That is the kind of taste that stays with people forever
deidyomega
Wayyyy cheaper
thetof91
I don’t even think you can buy powdered milk here, only for babies.
Shitheid
Usually in the baking aisle. We’ve got both cow and goat versions in my local grocery store
thetof91
In Denmark it is not in my local grocery store. You will only find fomular for babies.
meskarune
They def have powder milk in denmark :P You should pay more attention in the store. Its used in bread making.
thetof91
They don’t. Where you from since you deferentially know that?
imakesoap
We caught our mom doing that. She mixed in too much of the powdered milk and it tasted weird. We called it poison milk.
StrokeTheFurryWall
My parents just bought milk...
gingerminge
Well lah Dee dah, look at money bags over here with his liquid milk.
StrokeTheFurryWall
I mean, they were single income from when i was 12, milk just isn't expensive.
meskarune
I used powder milk only when I was on food stamps.
pilomotor
Could be worse! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Wow ive never heard of that. That was a good read +1
missingdodo
So much worse...