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Not me, when I'm home
My daily complain since i don't live alone
I totally forgot about this one. I guess it is Halloween appropriate now.
I laugh at this every time
Like, really though. Why are some of you guys so silent?
2020?
This one cracks me up
I'd be fearful to have a husky for this exact reason. So lovely and beautiful they are but I will definitely keep getting complains from neighbours
I love this as well. Somehow, cheers me up. Anyone else?
I'll just say, don't be a hardcore fanboy just because of the brand. Get something because it suits your needs and budget...... But I'm not your mama.
The French way!
Stupid sexy Lucifer
Or Mike.... Short for microphone
I'm not married but i sure as hell have this same complain
All . the . damn . time !
erikleorga
#2 the only thing I miss about my ex was the 2AM quickies cause she needed to.
yifin
#19 France is typically the romantic accent in Hollywood. Britain of course is Romans & bad guys.
YouThinkThatsBad
British is anyone in Europe, or "royalty from a foreign land"
MovieMoments
Oh no, those are typically terrible attempts at English accents
ijustwonamathdebate
#23 that's wrong. The blindness one is Anton-Syndrome.
ExsanguinatedDreams
Being too quiet during sex. Yet another thing to feel self-conscious about. Delightful.
CatBeagler
1)If you're not grunting like an animal from the exertion you're not putting enough effort into it. The bonus of sexual grunting is that
CatBeagler
2) speech is usually optional.
sheysfromLA
just make some kinda noise. moan, groan, grunt, tell us you like it, tell us it feels good....it's hot. don't think too much
W1ckedw1lly01
I just let it happen! Can't help it!
literalbagofdicks
Just do as I do and cackle like Goofy
sheebalasvegas
if you're not having sex you don't have to worry about it though :P
ExsanguinatedDreams
Accurate. ❤️
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
My bf was super quiet when we met. To the point I started to wonder if he was awake or not. Make some pleasure sounds dammit!
W1ckedw1lly01
As a guy who cannot contain these noises, thankyou!
iconicpheasant
is there sauce for this one?
OldMsMetalisnowMrsmetal
#1 if Mike tyson did signage
SelvioPyllyvelli
Nakkikiskalle!
Lyrahani
Mahtava nimimerkki :-D
Lovethespam
#6 This is my new favorite thing.
tinyeng
#29 I have a quiet time when I get home from work. No talking unless it's a) emergent b) "Hi". It works with the husband. Dog, not so much.
Isaiah12vs2
#27 I will always laugh at this one.
ailceous
#3 hit so close to home I'm sobbing. I finally signed up for therapy though, so wish me luck.
RavenIndigo
#6how did I not know I needed this?
aiuta219
Men are quiet during sex because we started wanking at age 11 and didn't want anyone to hear.
hashomerachianochi
I never got that argument. My parents only have daughters and yet none of us just went on screaming all night - all teens try to be quiet
putyourbluesoncruisecontrol
so do girls :)
cakepunching
Men are quiet during sex because men in porn are loud af and that ruins everything
KroniK907
It's just a bit weird for me for some reason. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's that dudes are usually quiet in porn?
YouThinkThatsBad
Not in gay porn. Pretty vocal usually
Cancerousxhit
Maybe I just haven't been in on enough guys orgasming but aren't men just like 90% quieter in general? During sex...
sheebalasvegas
ahhh, that makes so much sense!
pzummo
This was a lot better than what my answer was going to be.
jonalexassblast
Men I dunno. I'm pretty audible... Maybe that explains the unsettled look my mom always gave me when I left my room..
Killacayne
Was she in the room with you?!
jonalexassblast
Well how else are you supposed to do it?? Haha.. This guy..
Killacayne
I'm not a smart man....
Isorikk
Am I the only one that finds up close stuttered breaths between kisses way more of a turn on then "OoOooOoo yeah daddy, slap my ass"
Cancerousxhit
Thnx that makes me feel a lot better in the face of all the complaints that i only breath heavily instead of moaning or "talking?" Why talk?
minionofdoom
Maybe 11's a bit young, but if you want a guy to make noises, just ask.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Some of us discovered masturbation before our first memory. Think, like, 4
Kbantar
When strongly excited for any reason, not just sexual, I usually lose the ability to vocalize. I'd be the first one to die in a horror.
TotallyNotASnail
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
SatanOfCourse
SnakeKKing
Needs sound
thenumericdolfin942
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cainofdreaming
Emraldo
Does anyone know what the song is in the gif of the guys dancing around the bottle?
nekroreke
I, also, want to know this.
evildude344
Dancin - Krono remix
Emraldo
Thank you! Absolute star!
TylerWarranty
https://youtu.be/0XFudmaObLI also I think its a bluetooth speaker
Emraldo
Thank you! Absolute star!
ScratchJohnson
Haha I'm pretty sure it's a pigeon, possibly dead
Shynya
Aaron Smith- dancin (krono remix)
Emraldo
Thank you! Absolute star!
FairweatherHobbyist
I'm quiet because I'm thinking about how the forward price curve for oil is ignoring the oversupply that existed prior to the demand crash.
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
Always upvote tactical kitty
Idownvotewatches
Thanks for doing this
LeSethX
MCEscherWasADouchebag
What is the song in the gif with the school kids dancing around something?
Cancerousxhit
#1 ,been there, lived by it, saw the hottest stripper I've ever seen, followed by the worst looking tweakers Wanted our $ back after her lol
winjinbin
Doesn't that place seem bigger in the inside. I miss Phoenix lol
Cancerousxhit
Lol yeah it does actually, and yeah I'm not really willing to leave az again for anything less than a life changing job...
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
#1
ameriki
#12 first panel looks like a friend's tattoo on her ankle. She was going for full gecko but the outline was all the pain she could stand.
FilthAndRuin
Bat Guy reminds me of classic Smosh. And the kids dancing around... whatever... I hope they're all friends now.
yifin
#30 stop using inkjet printers & get a laser printer. So much better.
ThunderStrike2021
I did that too, when I critically needed it all of a sudden it wanted WiFi passwords and such. Fucked me nice and hard.
seckzie
Or just let your butler borrow your Rolls Royce so he can drive your personal assistant to some office where he can make prints and copies.
scr1bbl3
HP ink, £2/month, 50 pages. Still cheaper than new carts when you run out. Ink to your door BEFORE you run out. Genius.
cardinal29
It's in constant communication with HP, sending data about your usage. Fuck that. And, every time I needed to print, it needed to "update."
nero4ty2
why do you care who knows about your printer usage?
nero4ty2
not sure why you're getting downvoted, it's a great system
OldElectronicsGuy
I miss HP Laserjets, the workhorse of business printers. They were murdered to push crappy Lexmarks.
thorinc
I did that, bought a good one. On start-up it draws just enough money to cause a network switch to reboot, which then causes the computer 1/
thorinc
draws just enough *power*, not money
ChonkyChungus69
that sounds expensive
thorinc
Ah crap, just noticed my typo...
thorinc
I'm printing from to get it's printer spool panties in a bunch and only print the first two pages. I finally figured it out and dragged a 2/
thorinc
extension cord to another plugin in a different room, finally it works now! Took three hours to diagnose right when I needed to print. 3/3
zagibu
You have money faucets in your house?
thorinc
Well I've bought enough inkjet printers and cartridges in 25 years, this time I did the math on total cost of ownership and the laser 1/
thorinc
Ah crap, just noticed my typo...
zeratul156
whats the song in the later half of the Bat Guy song?
RonCadillac6
Darude - Sandstorm
BuboBubo1984
Really? I mean.... are you fuckin' serious???
zeratul156
Sorry? I wouldn't be asking if i wasn't?
FaerieClare
Calm down mate. Not everyone listens to mainstream crap.
Emraldo
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
zeratul156
You rock! Thank you!
METROlD
#12 Olive oil is awesome. It will stain your sheets though. I once had some in a ketchup squeeze bottle in my room >>>
capricornorantichrist
use coconut oil, no stains!
METROlD
>>> and the house cleaner put it in the kitchen cabinet. I found my roomate cooking with it and I did a full on slo-mo NOOOOOOOO!!!
DutchOvenMePlz
room mate and a house cleaner? fuck is this, the princess diaries?
METROlD
Settle down. It was a house with 5 guys. We agreed to have a maid come every 3 months to keep it sanitary.