A Perfect Pour

Mar 6, 2013 10:48 AM

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A Perfect Pour

nailed it

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahahahahaha

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, do I miss not giving a fuck

13 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 2

THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

13 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

this needs top comment

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and... this is why I don't like kids.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NAILED IT....the cup stayed clean!

13 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

steady... steady... Almost got it... Nailed it! :D

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

kids are fucking stupid

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is why I will not be having kids.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is why I won't allow myself to be a parent.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nailed it.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that made me cringe

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is an analogy for me and my youth goals of childhood. Yeah...turns out I didn't even get this close to playing in the NFL.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

slapslapslapslap

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kids are dumbasses.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Dang. Burn.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kid has a future in infomercials.

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13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw the title and was waiting for something amazing to happen.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would make my kid drink it off the floor...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bad infomercial actor in the making.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. This is accurate.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The juice is loose.

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

That´s what she said

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hide Yo Wife!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It literally went everywhere except inside the cup. I suspect there is a happy dog following this kid around.

13 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 5

No i think he got a little in there

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what my dogs do. Although my baby brother is significantly better at pouring things....

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, you can see it soak into the carpet, the dog wouldn't have been quick enough. Stupid fucking dog.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He got about 6 drops in the cup...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

laughed super hard

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nailed it.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama!

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 6

Thanks gay marriage..

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

+20 for not only NOT giving it away in the title, but ACTIVELY subverting that faux pas.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just a random comment from a random stranger broswing random: You are special! Have a wonderful day!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was really hoping the kid somehow pulled it off, even after it started to go backwards. You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not...

13 years ago | Likes 2734 Dislikes 6

...a penis

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can you please tell me how I can respond to these pictures? I know I don't know you, but I'd greatly appreciate your help! Janel.Imgur.com

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure what you mean are you referring to leaving a comment?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love that movie

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you weren't the only one

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what they say, a mind is a terrible thing...

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

...a potato.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

juice got in the cup didn't it?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...in bed sleeping"

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Champagne Kisses and Caviar Dreams!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but you´re not the only one

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...a *total* jackass.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...dreaming your life away. I'm glad you didn't mean this...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the dinner for shmucks reference

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

the only one. Do I get a prize??

13 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 7

one each upvote.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit, we posted at the same time.... have your upvote :P

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yes you have won my eternal gratitude and respect, well eternal is a bit strong but I think at least a month would be fair.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'll take it.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*ding* *ding* we have a winner!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"... the only one"

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"This is our hood, from here to your hood. lock me up now, its okay to feel good! i'm a dreamer"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the world will live as one.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh... That's neat. Did you come up with that yourself?

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

GUYS. That's the next line in Dinner For Schmucks. He said "...But I'm not the only one..." and Steve Carrell said "Oh wow, that's (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

neat, did you come up with that yourself?" OR SOMETHING OF THE SORT. Whoever downvoted me is an idiot.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was under the bed the whole time! What an idiot!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure what you're getting at...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

His best friend -

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I am 25 and still pour my milk like this. only solution: I don't drink milk.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping this was a link to our little OJ Hitler. http://imgur.com/mfGnu

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

His aunt -

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What was wrong with this one? I didn't see her spill it?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They’ve seen how her family does things.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still want to know what that kid is doing with his other hand... he really enjoys spilling his milk I guess.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I've never noticed that before!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i downvoted, to make it 666, sorry.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well played, friend.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Li'l Obama

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama!

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

His dad -

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I imagine this scored with a tuba or trombone or something.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Coordination Level: Infomercial

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why would the camerman allow this?

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Gotta learn somehow.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not his child. Or floor.

13 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

It's an unspoken rule in nature documentaries. Never interfere; only observe.

13 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

sham wow commercial up next

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that the world could have its lolz. A true act of humanity and unselfishness.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

for teh lulz

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Meh, linoleum floor and a cute kid, I'd give him a shot.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Why not - it's gold

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For teh lulz!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Because children can't learn if they never practice.

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

I hope after this the child got some practice mopping the floor.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Two birds one stone?

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

for the lulz

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause it's adorable!!!!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So he/she could put it on the internet.

13 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Or AFV

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It's probably his father.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Internet fame?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You'll understand when you're a parent. Hahaha

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think you have enough comments to sift though on your post here yet, so here is another one! ...But you're not going to read it :(

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

35 message notifications, i respond to my fans.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For all the karma (since it was posted on reddit)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For the glory of Satan of course!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

He doesn't care for orange juice.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it takes 60 seconds to cleanup a mess, and you've created a memory that lasts a lifetime.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For internet virality.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

cause he/she is the best parent ever!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toddlers gotta learn somehow!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To use as blackmail later on

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clearly, cameraman was not responsible for cleanup.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

must be their first child

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Wipe clean floor, not like it's a carpet.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for teh lulz

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1) Because kids do something like this every four seconds, and its usually awesome. 2) Science!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SCIENCE!!!!

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Karma!

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Because America's Funniest Videos pays cash!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because he/she is an awesome parent.

13 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 5

exactly.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who likes to steam rugs

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

That rug is clearly demonstrative of the lack of fucks this kid's parents give about this spill. Bless them!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a hotel or business pattern, not a home.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've obviously never been to the 70's.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True story! Well, except that one trip in the Tardis. http://imgur.com/xC2wMwf

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