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Watch every Star Wars Show and Movie in ORDER!
May 4, 2022 4:33 PM
dragnn
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Watch every Star Wars Show and Movie in ORDER!
briham86
Don’t forget the holiday special!
OmgOptimized
Wow, they're really milking that, aren't they?
Rompod
Well you can skip the last 3 one so you dont feel the need to ram your head into the fucking tv
DjBEEFY
I disagree with this tier list.
BORGALOOGIE
Apparently Disney doesn’t like Xizor or Dash Rendar
deetatron
“somehow, Palpatine returned.”
hellospacemonkey
I do not recommend in-order. There's the "machete cut" order...
ObiHaiv
This is the (correct) way.
Durahl
What is the current status of The Bad Batch? Will it be continued at some point? ?
dragnn
Yes, another season is coming, not sure when though.
JustSomeDudeInMichigan
Over kill
DiaryOfAFatKid
No Holiday Special or Ewok movies? Pathetic ?
pdhackley
Couple of hours right?
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I prefer the revised Machete cut - start with Rogue and do Hope and Empire so you get the big reveal. Then go back for the backstory
seehemewe
I did Machete order before Episode 7 came out and believe it is the way. Hadn't thought were everything else now fits in. 1/
seehemewe
2/ Rogue is probably the best to start with. Kind of wonder where Solo comes in. Between 6 & 7?
seehemewe
3/ Kind of think Solo between 3 & 6 would slow down Vader's arc. Something to think about.
Lichelf
Solo probably fits best as the first movie honestly, the biggest problem with it is that it hints at a new Maul storyline that never happens
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
It does happen, it just happens off screen. ;)
norrinraddsboard
Order 66 hits WAYYYY harder in The Clone Wars. My GF was audibly sobbing.
MonkeyWithAHammer
Nothing could make me watch The Phantom Menace again...
jimmythehat1
SW: Resistance is terrible. Like all filler. I watched it in hopes it would get good, but it's just bad. Every character had Disney movement
jimmythehat1
where their head or body moves with literally every syllable that comes out of their mouth.
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Ewok Adventure (aka Caravan of Courage) and Battle for Endor.
Smoretank
Oh God. I thought that was a fever dream I had as a kid. Just remember a girl flying into a tree and ewoks in a cave.
goflyblind
MyCatBeatUpYourHonorStudent
You’re very brave
GozerTheGozerian
That shit was 5 year old me's jam, I wore out several Betamax tapes because I loved those two movies.
pizzapartyhard
I watched them over the pandemic. They’re really not that bad.
pthalio
Star cruiser crash!
pizzapartyhard
Star cruiser woosh!
NoNoNodontstoparockin
Ewoks and Wilford Brimley that's gold Jerry, gold !
grafikdesigner413
I think you mean Burl Ives
NoNoNodontstoparockin
Wilford Brimley is definitely in 1 of those
memeseeks
Sweetcini
I remember there was a time that there was only 3 star wars movies....
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Don’t bother with resistance - it’s a true little kids’ show.
seehemewe
All of Star Wars has always been for kids.
LimyMage918
Are we talking star wars rebels level of kids or like Disney junior
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Disney Jr. - Rebels is Shakespeare by comparison.
jimmythehat1
Rebels is excellent in the later seasons. Really hits the lore of the Force.
LimyMage918
Noted, its the one show I haven't seen and wasn't sure if it was worth watching
TimbiquiDarkThirty
It ties up some arcs well and gets into the more mystic side of the force. Some Easter eggs from legends too. Kid friendly but entertaining.
jswhat
No thanks.
Nocturnalswitch
No thank you
HulksBigGreenDick
No Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003-2005) animated???
Rahava
Because thats non cannon and has been even before disney took over.
Psyckosama
It is canon in that canonically it was a cartoon made by a person in universe to honor the Jedi - The very kid who watched Mace, actually.
Reddot99
Bullshit. That is the best prequel related thing at all!
PartaVictoriisPax
Wait, what's the 4th entry on the list then? I need a nerd to help this dweeb.
Psyckosama
There was a traditionally animated Clone Wars short series by the guy who did Samurai Jack. It influenced the look of the CG Clone Wars.
PartaVictoriisPax
(I'm the dweeb)
Billis75
There was a series that came out before Ep 3 came out (it explains why the chancellor was captured, etc) by Genndy Tartakovsky 1/x
Billis75
So you would know more about why Ep 3 opens the way it does, and it also introduced Grievous. I quite liked it. 2/2
RogueKitsune
There were two Clone Wars shows: the 1st was animated (and fantastic), 2nd is the longer CG one.
RogueKitsune
*Technically* only the CG one is canon now, but they don't really overlap or contradict each other any, so you can certainly watch both. :)
LimyMage918
Do note that clone wars is also told out of order
therealpopkiller
And that the final few episodes overlap with Revenge of the Sith, as does the first eps of The Bad Batch
LimyMage918
Theres actually a video I saw that shows where certain transitions between cw and rots best fit if you'd like to watch that way>>
LimyMage918
https://youtu.be/B3qb0JGs1hg
therealpopkiller
Oh fuck yeah this is awesome! Thanks!
RogueKitsune
There's a list for that, too, fortunately! https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-clone-wars-chronological-episodeorder
Rawri0r
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Jackoftoys
I really wish disney plus would make a feature to watch it that way
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
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dragnn
Must see's after watching the Original Trilogy: Bad Batch, Rogue One, and the Mandalorian Series.
nomorehate
What's Bad Batch?
ChaoticSquid
Clone wars spinoff based just after the fall of the Republic
MaybeIllDisappear
Rebels is pretty good too.
LariCheltsy
Shockingly so, even for an old head.
2graves
It's bad batch not... Bad?
ChaoticSquid
Bad batch will be hella confusing without seeing prequels or even clone wars
coronakilla
This
lDanielHolm
Without the prequels, maybe. I didn't see the Clone Wars, and I followed along with Bad Batch just fine.
mercurialphoenix
You should fix the clone wars thing asap. Such a good show. Though I recommend looking up a chronological list for the episodes
Eclipse00
No Xmas special!?
vanderzee
yeah, OP skipped the best one for some reason /S
SteveMND
If such a hypothetical thing actually exited, it'd slot in between Episode IV and V.
Fistouille
Correct! It's set 1 year after IV and 2 years before V
CrisprCAS
charliethewizard
PutItInNeutral
I want to know where Luke Skywalker's appearance on The Muppet Show fits in.
goflyblind
semperknight
I'll never feel this stoned.
Rodenbeard
Just replace the sequels with that and the Ewok Movies
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
*Life Day
PowerPedant
Which one? There's https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12885438/ too now, but I guess that's not considered canon.
Arcian
Don't think they ever made one of those.
mercyPandaRunner
It was better than Solo, honestly. At least I had fun watching it. And no, I'm not one of those knee-jerk haters. But Solo...
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Correct its non existant as are the ewok movies
BORGALOOGIE
I think that’s a little too much Christmas spirit
rykinpoe
Or Ewok movies.
BobbyVegana
that monstrosity was a bad dream
Tsamane
Guys and Dolls featuring Luke Skywalker
onecowboytoo
Corvette Summer? Corvette is a Corellian ship isn't it?
rbudrick
Were those the made for tv movies? The one where the dude was trapped under weird ice or something?
rykinpoe
I don't remember anything about them other than they exist. I know I saw Caravan of Courage as a kid and that is about it.
Fistouille
Nope, it's not in Disney's new canon
Digimontana
Who cares?
PutItInNeutral
But it is on Disney +.
GWZipper
It was made "kinda canon" when the dude mentioned celebrating "life day" in the first episode of the mandalorian.
ddbrown30
The existence of Life Day does not make the Holiday Special canon any more than Thrawn being in Rebels makes the Thrawn trilogy canon.
GWZipper
I believe I said "kinda canon". I would call the Thrawn trilogy "kinda canon" too. Not canon, but some elements of canonicity.
thepunchline710
Fuck it. It's all cannon to me. Idgaf. I'll take everything but but 7,8 and 9. Including expanded universe stuff.
BernieSandersMittens
What are you talking about?
Arenlor
https://archive.org/details/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial1978
nomorehate
There's a Star Wars christmas special that absolutely tanked lol
dualplains
The running joke is that we've all erased it from our collective memories.
BernieSandersMittens
I think you might have had a bad dream
iamlegendinjapan
Which we don't talk about
nomorehate
I've actually never seen it, and I think I'm pretty okay with that decision lol
JayEnfield
Which we absolutely talk about, because enduring the whole thing is a Star Wars Nerd badge of honour.
Sauroctonus
And some of it's actually... Not awful!
DrZoidberg42
What is the need in every star wars related post that people have the need to comment that they don’t like the last 3.
DrClaww
The fact they will never, ever get the time back in life they spent watching a dumpster fire, those movies are depression unleashed
Imadethisaccounttopost
To the fact the movies are now bordering on non Canon with the off screen tweeks done to the movies in novels
DrClaww
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
The sequels are just the new prequels. Once the pre-sequels come out people will cut them some slack
OuchMouse
Would be interesting to see that Luke character before he met Rey. Maybe have him team up with Han Solo. Just an idea.
Jibs1234
When the new goblequels come out, thats when the "they're actually pretty good" crowd comes outta the woodwork
hobbitdude13
I'll wait for the non-Euclidean tesseract-equels.
baconandmorebacon
I wish I knew. Every trilogy tells us that hatred is bad but many fans seem to think that hating on a part of SW makes them "true fans". >
baconandmorebacon
Talking about SW with SW fans often feels like talking about politics or religion in a YouTube comment section. The hate ruins the fandom.
darthstormer
Current watch time for that list: 6 days, 11 hr, 1 min. Yes I have a spreadsheet. Shut up, stop laughing.
TuckerTheGuy
I don't count the last trilogy as canon.
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
Ima not laughing. I'm actually impressed.
darthstormer
The fun part was figuring out where to place the show episodes that wrap around the movies.
ComoSeIguana
Well I do have 120hrs of vacation from work left...
StevieTheAussie
Funny thing is, even if you never slept or stopped watching, that still wouldn’t be enough.
LastHoplite
24 hour days, or like 8 hour work days. Because sleep is a thing.
darthstormer
Oh, this is straight-through. Gotta divide that all up into doable chunks.
vidmagnuson
Divide by .33 to dedicate eight hours a day for the fast estimate. The overage on hours and minutes will double as bio breaks.
runefjord2
Sounds pretty doable, I did this with all the marvel-shows + movies two years ago
TheStaffmaster
You are talking to TLoTR:EDC,SE Fans. Trust us, your quest is holy.
Housemaster
The sacred texts!
jimbus340
I would very much like to see this spreadsheet.
thepsudo
You should see my Law & Order spreadsheet!
proracing53
/s
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Username accurate
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Thank you
Tumescentpie
I wish star wars was mostly good instead of mostly shit.
Chronomechanist
Can I... can I borrow it...
BodyofaGodBuddha
WatcherNotCreeper
That have a public link?
Ebo352
That's all? Maybe all the rewatches made it feel like more.
edkoch
Share spreadsheet please...
teapartyyy
I'm not laughing, it's useful! I don't have a life so nice to know how much time it takes from my regular schedule of staring into the void
MadeInPoland
Hey, first thing I wanted to do is to send msg to my buddy "we need like a week or two to watch all of this", thanks to you I know exactly!
rungiepoo
I have nothing but respect for your dedication. I also now have the answer to how long it will take to watch all of Star Wars
MenloPart
I wondered this as soon as I saw the title.
Tsamane
Why didnt you include seconds, im disappointed
darthstormer
I was at the mercy of the runtimes as listed on Disney+.
notmyactualusername
I love you!r spreadsheet ;-)
jaxonwithanx
Impressive, most Impressive.
mcneelyj
I was going to ask how long it would take…Thank you
TacosAndTequila
Thankfully you did it so I didn’t have to!
JonnyMal
And said spreadsheet is where)
Snooj
You can get it done more quickly by not watching the last three movies.
onceuponatimeButNotToday
Share it or it is not real
kaplowie
how long without Resistance?
4vie
*with enough irony to sink a Star Destroyer* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD <3
Vergath
Little over a week for all of Star Trek, I did something similar, worry not fella, fly the nerd flag high
TheStaffmaster
I sat and binged all of the star trek movies one summer at my Grampa's place back in the late 90's.
kevbot5000
This is making me feel bad for how long it's taken to get through S1 of TOS.
WardenoftheGreatGate
Which versions of each movie?
darthstormer
All my times were pulled from the versions on Disney+, so absolutely some variability on those.
dragnn
The Clone Wars probably takes a big chunk of that I bet!
darthstormer
About 2 days 9 hours (including the clone wars movie)
ArbitraryCommas
Unclescam
Which would be in the middle of s1? I know it's just 3 or 4 episodes they released in theaters.
darthstormer
Yeah, chronologically, there's like 3 episodes, then the movie.
MistLynx
Wish they had released them chronologically
AmbroseGudmaker
Is Clone Wars worth watching as an adult? Actually is Clone Wars worth watching as an adult who is that old "Episode IV" is just Star Wars?
therealpopkiller
Yes but watch in chronological order (avail online) not air order
therealpopkiller
not sure why this is being downvoted, it's the best way to watch. keeps multi-ep arcs in order instead of splitting them up across seasons
crazycelt
I think there is a list that shows the order of episodes so it makes for a better story
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Yes.
CanadaEhBuddy
I enjoy them regularly toss them on when I don't know what to watch and I'm sadly now in my 30s
FloodingWaters
The 1st season starts a bit slow. It picks up. By the end, you'll be wishing all starwars was like the CW show
CanadaIdentifier
Get through the movie and the first few episodes, it quickly moves beyond just a kids show to something adults can enjoy
Lysergian
Absolutely.
Jweber73
it gets fun, I love the 3 or so episode story arc model they use. Each episode isn't a self contained adventure, but is part of a bigger 1hr
Jweber73
+ adventure
PapaSez
Yes, absolutely. It's my go-to SW now. And I'm old enough to have seen the OG trilogy in theaters when they first released.
darthstormer
I grew up on the original trilogy, and really enjoyed Clone Wars. It does a really good job explaining how we get from Ep2 to Ep3.
SenfinaZeit
Honestly I think its over-rated. Worth checking out probably if you're a star wars fan.
jdell64
Is there a list somewhere of the best episodes to watch... Maybe I could just watch the essentials
Fuzzynubz
You've got some shit on the bottom of your list there.
neonoptic
More than half of that list above is shit.
flyinghamstick
Bracing for downvotes, original trilogy is great, everything else is incredibly average imo. However I didn't grow up with it and I accept
flyinghamstick
that it can be one of those "Seinfeld is unfunny" sufferers.
BORGALOOGIE
Let’s just applaud the creative side of Disney writing Star Wars… oh wait, they recycled old shit and threw on some neat CGI?
knivesthebrutal
^ Ninja'd
tygerpsimatrix
And 99% is exclusive to Disney+
TheAziz
tyrunn
Fuzzynubz
Please calm down! They are just movies. We all hate them and that's okay but no need to throw a tantrum!
Gradieus
8 was awful, but at least it wasn't awful awful like 9 holy shit.
igglebotato
Agree to disagree: at least 8, flawed though it might be, tried to do something different. 9 was pretty bad though.
igglebotato
...though it gave us this, so.
igglebotato
Why the downvotes, this is literally the best thing about ep9
H13a
9 was always going to be a train wreck. 8 was irredeemable.
Fuzzynubz
I've gotta say, 8 was even worse imo. By the time 9 came around, the damage was done and we were numb to it. 8 was a shitsplosion
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
8 was the only one that tried to do anything original. I didn't like any of them but it's the one I hated the least.
Fuzzynubz
Original is fine. Stupid is not.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
I'm just saying I respect a swing and a miss more than dropping a (still bad) copy paste.
darsebas
The execution of lukes passing on and becoming one with the force was fantastic, but, that scene did not deserve to be in that movie.
Fuzzynubz
That was awful. They hadn't earned that scene yet. He needed to be established in the new movies more.
darsebas
Oh no i fully i gree with you. The scene itself was fantastic. That movie did not deserve to have such a wonderful scene with how they >>
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llamallamadingd0ng
The bottom of the list will always be heavier shit when compared to anything else in the SWU
Housemaster
I've heard this said for almost every iteration of Star Wars. "It's like poetry, it rhymes."
tacosarejustmexicansandwhiches
Episode 1 is absolutely horseshit that then got eaten by a syphilitic donkey and shat back out again.
boxak
I exist in a timeline where The Phantom Menace never existed.
Thefuckening
The prequels had problems for sure but there was brilliance as well. darth maul is awesome!
SomeDetroitGuy
Episode 1 had a great first 10 minutes and a great last 10 minutes. It was the middle 4 weeks that sucked ass.
BossKnight
He is a useless character with cool makeup and introduced the concept of lightsaber variations.
Fuzzynubz
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Thefuckening
The devil is cool too. Hail Satan!!!
homoneurotic
You need to watch Clone Wars then
BossKnight
Prequel movies he is pointless but later on actually became cool. Be 12 in 1999 and this cool looking dude is being advertised as 1/2
OuchMouse
They were at least coherent. The current trilogy was basically a case of repeated “wait, never mind the last movie here’s some ret-con”
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piconuke
...They did not ?
Zephirod
ok now im curious: what exactly did they retcon?
MechKelly
Ooh another edge lord who feels cool by hating new things.
tirohtar
What "new" things? The sequels undid all the major plot and development points of the original trilogy in an attempt to do them again. 1/
tirohtar
They even gutted the whole "Anakin is the chosen one" arc to put in their own character in that spot. There was nothing new or creative.
Fuzzynubz
I don't new things. I hate shitty things. They're fucking shitty. That about clears that up.
Norwegiandiy
They are the best Star Wars has ever looked or sounded. But they ruined my childhood hero Luke and made bad storylines. They're "meh" movies
Faultlines
Clearly you haven't watched the last jedi
DeeDoubleYu
I loved 7 and 8 in the cinema (and after ofc) and for all its pandering 9 is still a wild ride.
AlmostMostlyLurking
I agree!
DeeDoubleYu
my only real criticism is the distinct lack of podracing in every movie and tv show that isnt TPM
Housemaster
Right!? I would have swapped alien-horse racing with podracing in ep 8
DeeDoubleYu
Maybe they did the horserace as a sort of take on podracing and realised the violence of podracing is a bit much with horses :P
2graves
Oh duck yeah bud
Housemaster
Yet another decade of Starwars fans hating Starwars
Daeyelle
I don’t hate them, I’m just so very disappointed in them
Comet260
No, 8 and 9 are legit trash. 7 is tolerable.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Lol that was the scene that stopped me from watching the rest of the new trilogy, still haven't watched beyond that scene
Housemaster
Really? It's not exactly the weirdest thing to appear in the saga
Akovsky
Former farm boy enjoying fresh milk. Seems in character honestly.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I dunno man, I tried watching it after watching "The Boys" and Homelander kinda ruined anything milk related for me lol
Housemaster
lol, that's understandable I guess.
SarcasticComment
It's almost as if they could learn from past mistakes, but choose not to
Housemaster
Every project after the first film became heavily focused on merchandise. It hasn't stopped since.
SarcasticComment
Let's have Mando in a ship owned by a Queen of Naboo...
SarcasticComment
Yup. In a wide wide galaxy, they can't help but bump into every ship of historical franchise significance
nanamonster
I'm mostly sick and tired of the Skywalker story. I felt 6 was enough. Now it's just beating a dead horse. That's why I liked rogue one.
Housemaster
Yes! I want a galaxy-wide fantasy epic, not a two-family argument