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KrisPaul
This is literally my relationship.
pumpkinknight
@abbiwrigley
ArchitortureStudent
My spirit...person?
DinoKebab
What a bitch.
charlesxavier
Can't unsee her as a spider.
AlannaBrandewie
Do you have some magical power of granting comments and posts 11 points each?
Julgubbe
Brings cucumber.
bhobbit123
;)
LadyHaywire
Was expecting more Melissa comments :/
DogsAreMyFriends
Mrow.
zappy212
Reposts, everywhere.
Getz15
elephants can draw better than this
BillasaurusRex
Are you a tasty animal?
I mean most animals are...
JFlitt
I have an Animal bed http://imgur.com/CTIacme
Dogewam
'I must warn you, I'm a reposter on reddit' - OP
LeVandegra64
Ariel
I'm a fish out of water in bed.
raaaant
This is alarmingly accurate for me...
Themidge22
I know! Currently favoriting and sending to my bf.
ggabriele
Very funny, i've totally never seen this one before!
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
I know, right? I'm so glad Imgur always has new content
Butterfat
yeah, just like your dad
TommyWantWingy
Pat that ass
CereBralLOLsey
Then I'll poop on your carpet.
GoodBoyMango
I warn you... I'm a repost
Spune
Specifically, a cat.
FifthAlicorn
I'd complain about pixels, but I think it's just the characters themselves
akawai
something something pussy
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"That's kinda hot"
CzcrqFJy5Q
canisaydelicious
it's why men bring women breakfest in bed... cause of animals
phdinhorribleness
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh myyyy.
DunDuhDunDuhDunDuhSalsaShark
I'm like a priest in bed... I never have sex.
dracanas
depend on the religion, a lot of them actually do
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
I breathed a sigh of relief. This comment could have gone much worse. Thanks for being original.
horizontalcracker
I'm like a priest at church....
Cosemawn
Missionaries seemed to do alright for themselves
SaintAlphaRev
Unless it's with little boys.
NormalNorman
Unless little boys come into play.
yogoo0
That you will admit
live4hisglory
I thought this was going darker places
PizzaAmnesia
Holy in the streets calm in the sheets.
GxIxJane
with women.
MshipQ
What kind of fun does the priest like to have?...... Nun
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
I'm not sure priests are allowed to masturbate though..
Flyndaran
They can always confess and be absolved. It's only if they don't profess remorse that they get in trouble.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
It's allright if they think about Jesus whilst doing it.
Smayds
+1 for avoiding the obvious paedo joke. +10 for making me laugh!
TheKingAdornedInYellow
I like my pedo jokes with more subtlety now-a-days so I agree. +1 for avoiding the obvious.
I walked a very thin line between funny and
ZombieBagel
Yes, it's called "Going to the poster's user page and upvoting a bunch more comments." I learned it at Hogwarts.
Oh hey, what a neat trick. Teach me sometime?
philbagg
+17 for that question
TheFeralCat
I am also an animal in bed.
CiriusTrio
I too am an animal...I'm slow, slimy, and something on me is hard.
RomeoSniper
I'm a rabbit in bed. I hump things to assert my dominance.
sesamharold
You in bed: "Now give me animal names!" He: "Fido! Buddy! Tigger! Coco! ... ".
gracepickles
I also learned today that I am an animal in bed.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I am an imal in bed. I'm all "I feel like I should get up but I don't want to"
WordsUnknown
I had a feeling that would come back
wittykitty14
From one cat to another…how you doin?
TheLoveChild
scotchtapeportraits
"how did this feral cat get in my house again?"
battery1979
You left the door open while bringing in the groceries.
shit.
Lasmodoe
KrisPaul
This is literally my relationship.
pumpkinknight
@abbiwrigley
ArchitortureStudent
My spirit...person?
DinoKebab
What a bitch.
charlesxavier
Can't unsee her as a spider.
AlannaBrandewie
Do you have some magical power of granting comments and posts 11 points each?
Julgubbe
Brings cucumber.
bhobbit123
;)
LadyHaywire
Was expecting more Melissa comments :/
DogsAreMyFriends
Mrow.
zappy212
Reposts, everywhere.
Getz15
elephants can draw better than this
BillasaurusRex
Are you a tasty animal?
BillasaurusRex
I mean most animals are...
JFlitt
I have an Animal bed http://imgur.com/CTIacme
Dogewam
'I must warn you, I'm a reposter on reddit' - OP
LeVandegra64
Mrow.
Ariel
I'm a fish out of water in bed.
raaaant
This is alarmingly accurate for me...
Themidge22
I know! Currently favoriting and sending to my bf.
ggabriele
Very funny, i've totally never seen this one before!
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
I know, right? I'm so glad Imgur always has new content
Butterfat
yeah, just like your dad
TommyWantWingy
Pat that ass
CereBralLOLsey
Then I'll poop on your carpet.
GoodBoyMango
I warn you... I'm a repost
Spune
Specifically, a cat.
FifthAlicorn
I'd complain about pixels, but I think it's just the characters themselves
akawai
something something pussy
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"That's kinda hot"
CzcrqFJy5Q
canisaydelicious
it's why men bring women breakfest in bed... cause of animals
phdinhorribleness
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh myyyy.
DunDuhDunDuhDunDuhSalsaShark
I'm like a priest in bed... I never have sex.
dracanas
depend on the religion, a lot of them actually do
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
I breathed a sigh of relief. This comment could have gone much worse. Thanks for being original.
horizontalcracker
I'm like a priest at church....
Cosemawn
Missionaries seemed to do alright for themselves
SaintAlphaRev
Unless it's with little boys.
NormalNorman
Unless little boys come into play.
yogoo0
That you will admit
live4hisglory
I thought this was going darker places
PizzaAmnesia
Holy in the streets calm in the sheets.
GxIxJane
with women.
MshipQ
What kind of fun does the priest like to have?...... Nun
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
I'm not sure priests are allowed to masturbate though..
Flyndaran
They can always confess and be absolved. It's only if they don't profess remorse that they get in trouble.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
It's allright if they think about Jesus whilst doing it.
Smayds
+1 for avoiding the obvious paedo joke. +10 for making me laugh!
TheKingAdornedInYellow
I like my pedo jokes with more subtlety now-a-days so I agree. +1 for avoiding the obvious.
DunDuhDunDuhDunDuhSalsaShark
I walked a very thin line between funny and
ZombieBagel
Do you have some magical power of granting comments and posts 11 points each?
Smayds
Yes, it's called "Going to the poster's user page and upvoting a bunch more comments." I learned it at Hogwarts.
ZombieBagel
Oh hey, what a neat trick. Teach me sometime?
philbagg
+17 for that question
TheFeralCat
I am also an animal in bed.
CiriusTrio
I too am an animal...I'm slow, slimy, and something on me is hard.
RomeoSniper
I'm a rabbit in bed. I hump things to assert my dominance.
sesamharold
You in bed: "Now give me animal names!" He: "Fido! Buddy! Tigger! Coco! ... ".
gracepickles
I also learned today that I am an animal in bed.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I am an imal in bed. I'm all "I feel like I should get up but I don't want to"
phdinhorribleness
WordsUnknown
I had a feeling that would come back
wittykitty14
From one cat to another…how you doin?
TheLoveChild
scotchtapeportraits
"how did this feral cat get in my house again?"
battery1979
You left the door open while bringing in the groceries.
scotchtapeportraits
shit.
Lasmodoe