Assorted memes being released v.5

I got mugged once. Didn't have any cash so the guy fucked off.

I would throw hands with grandma.

Pretty much.

Yeah i have questions.

Both? Both. Both is good.

I laughed for like 3 minutes when I found this.

I only pay single player games, with the exception of Siege and I check for neither.

My family is always trying to convince me that I've stayed from the path.

I wouldn't mind receiving a card like this. Wait, I don't have an ass. Flat as hell back there.

I've never seen a power glove in real life. I'm beginning to think they don't exist. 33 years old, before anyone goes off on the zoomer tangent.

I haven't had a comma in my bank account for a very long time.

Why does everything have to suck.

The void is nearing capacity.

I'm up for kissing on the forbidden hay bench. No experience though, so good luck, other person.

How do words good?

Yeah. Not much to add here.

Marked mature, I guess. Made my immature brain snicker when I saw it.

Where would I go to find someone to show me the booty?

Puns!

Can't say I've ever had this experience.

Add angry to the list.

It's how I show my love for you guys.

If there is a God then we should fight him.

I've had this happen on weekends when I had to be places.

Fucking hurts man.

I judge nearly everyone on how well they drive, and I'm a professional. So yeah, I am better than everyone else.

Always.

Me to God.

I had a monk once that could attack 7 times in one round due to buffs and items. Missed all seven attacks in the first fight upon getting this ability. Missed all of them, with 4 nat 1s.

I have a bear druid in another game. It got turned into a vampire. So now there's a vampire bear druid npc roaming a forest and no one goes there anymore.

Made me laugh, even though it isn't that funny.

I need both.

Not a meme, but it looks awesome. Can't remember where I found it, so no sauce, unfortunately.

Visual wordplay is great.

"Slowly, I'm burning. Inside imploding. World keeps on turning, as I'm exploding" -Trivium (As I am Exploding)

World keeps going no matter what you got going on. Kinda sucks.

My vision goes all blurry and my knees get really mad.

Lynx are a treat.

Due to my seat in the bus being way higher, I can't usually see other drivers. Doesn't stop me from trying though.

I don't want to be an adult but I don't want to be a kid either.

I showed my mom this and she laughed pretty hard.

Ahahahahahahahaha

I made bacon the other day.

Can't live with them, can't live without them.

I sent this to my army friend and he said it was accurate.

Berserker Sailor will fuck you up. As a Fate fan, this made me giggle.

You made it to the end. Hope i made your day a little bit more funny. That's all I really want to do, spread joy around.

The mental struggle is real, but I am managing it quite well these days. I am fortunate to have a good therapist and to live in a supportive place.

Unfortunately, the financial struggle is also very real, and I have less support in place for that. Working very casual part time, due to mental deficiencies and depression, doesn't always pay the bills.

If you would like to help, please consider sending something to one of the links in my bio.

But in the meantime, I will continue to gather more memes to share with y'all next week. I really do love all of you and am happy to have found a place where the goal is just to make other people laugh.