And then you take her lipstick or mascara and use it for marking during repairs.

Sep 12, 2024 1:24 PM

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Oh my god thats a Mitutoyo. I know this creator is super competent, so this is ragebait but still - I am having some big feelings

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A little background on the caliper video: It's a joke from a very mechanically skilled individual. Original video: https://www.tiktok.com/@cayleependerass/video/7396315927987359022

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https://www.tiktok.com/@cayleependerass/video/7391186863995817258
https://www.tiktok.com/@cayleependerass/video/7382032338298981675

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Well, those calipers are ruined. Way to go "engineer", this is what I mean when I say they don't even teach em how to use a screwdriver.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As an engineer who as very familiar with wide ranges of tools, I share in your frustration with my “peers”.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That lady should be prosecuted for crimes of aggression against tools.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I winced, how dare you mistreat precision tools.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Omg, a friend showed this to me at work and I kinda died inside, those are some really nice calipers what the hell, you just set us women machinists back years with that stupidity!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That said, I'd expect no less from an engineer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This kills the calipers

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 2

GTFOADCB

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Crazy how we can come across an acronym we'd never seen before yet instantly understand it.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

WYSIWYG - try this one.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What you say is what you get?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you see...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can understand that poor guy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't this Square Hole girl?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

or you nkow what else?? You the correct fkn tool? theres literally a center punch whos job is to make a point into material :|

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

soon as that hammer hit OUT OF CALIBRATION

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Crap, now I need to google how to calibrate a hammer. I did not know that was a thing.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ASTM STP32183S is a good start; set the test and affirm with the standard ✌🏼

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get perfectly decent calipers now for just a few bucks, which takes away the need to be precious about it. So I have some that are only used for measuring, and I have some that are used for scribing and marking (usually this just means it's one I've retired from precision work because I hurt it somehow, cracked the screen or dropped it or whatever) I'd never use one for the other job but it's no different really to having sharp chisels and butchered old chisels.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(I can't id the tool in the video- can't see it well enough, don't recognise the box. If it's a nicer tool then I retract but if it's an everyday usable cheapo tool then I say tools are for using.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Mitutoyo Digimatic. I have the same one. Cost ~$150

Also, you definitely can not get "good" calipers for a few bucks, by my definition of good. I need calipers to reliably measure to +/- 0.0005" (outside measurements) when used properly. I also need them to remain accurate for years.

I'm a cheap-ass, with many harbor freight tools,

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it posted while I was typing.

If you only need to know +/- 0.010" in wood or plastic, you can use the cheap stuff. When building real stuff, you need the good ones (and anything closer than ~0.003 should be checked with more than just calipers)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you can take her credit card and buy a new pair so she understands that a good pair of calipers costs more than all of her make-up together.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

Has to be ragebait

2 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This content creator is a treasure. She 100% knew what she was doing. :D

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 6

It is, and the guy stitching is in on the joke. She's an engineer!

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Yes looked through it, what a pain until she showed that those are cheap chinese ones.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

right? everyone knows calipers are meant to be used to scribe lines on steel bar stock, not to punch centers.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, your calipers are now completely fucked. Don't bother taking an extra 3 seconds to pick up a punch that is designed for that, either.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would literally murder anyone that did that to my calipers.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I struggle to believe this isn’t ragebait.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I made the same face before his face popped up. That lady is not allowed around any of my tools.

2 years ago | Likes 551 Dislikes 6

Yeah.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Around any tools

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not even the whole clip, it's cropped. The reason for the hole was to use it so her drill doesn't wander, and she couldn't even do that at the end.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don’t be a dumb ass, explain the problem with what they do and show them the proper way. Way more beneficial than getting some fake points from strangers of similar ilk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think i actually felt my blood pressure shift after processing what she did

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My eyes grew 2 sizes larger and I started sweating because I realized what she was gonna do.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gasped and scared my cat

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a microscope and it has a pretty heavy flat base. Should I start hitting nails with it?

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

My wife would smack her.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

No. Just no. Use your BROKEN calipers maybe... not the ones that freaking work. Those are precision instruments.

This was painful.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but the presumable point of this hack is "oops, I don't have my center punch, but I have these calipers that are also hardened"... Except why would you even HAVE broken calipers with you?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

... I have broken calipers. It's a hoarding / recycling / farming thing.

Anything that could be useful, you keep. Springs from a trampoline, fabric from old Carharts, expired caulk.

Springs are useful everywhere, I use the fabric to patch other pants, caulk doesn't go bad just because it says it does.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but how often do you have them on hand in a place where you would not have an actual center punch on hand as well.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

same

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep whispering to myself, "they must have already been damaged, and she's posting as a joke. Yeah, that has to be it. They were already broken. No way anyone would actually do that if it wasn't a bit."

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That lady is actually an awesome engineer and this video takes one of her jokes and reduces it to a gender stereotype

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Oh, so as per fucking usual, @OP doesnt even bother with the source, but also has a really cringe worthy title on top of it. Epic!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am unfamiliar with her. If this is a joke, boy howdy, it got me. The box is right there on the table, so I assume those are the "good ones."

I don't think of it as a gender thing. Some of my fav yootoobers get comments about how they handle tools, using calipers to make marks and such. No matter how you do it, someone won't like it.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

https://www.tiktok.com/@cayleependerass/video/7396701825166232878 is another of her videos, that explains it a bit better.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And then you clamp it down with your micrometre. /s

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yes, officer, there's the criminal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to use a lot of them though, just one doesn't stand up to much shear force.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Precision C clamp.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I flinched when she did it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fairness I have like 5 pairs of broken calipers in my toolbox. This gives them a purpose I suppose.

2 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 8

Broken or just a dead battery? Mechies... xD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it's a loose battery, but I am electro- mechanical so can fix some sparky issues.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains it xD I know a few mechies that could pass for a sparks

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those sir are children's toys or door stops now. Or at best a shitty set of scribes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've also used sunscreen and eyeliner before because I had them in my pocket and it worked. Couldn't stop the job just cause I didn't have approved markers. I wouldn't use a good pair of calipers for this and I don't care how many extras I own.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but those look like the mitoyo calipers which are too and cost around 250 dollars ouch

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuine question but can you rework one to have a flat and tip point to be purposed for what the vid showed?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It'd be worse than a mark tool but you could do it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see. Thanks for the reply. o7

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do you keep the broken ones? Is it to lend to idiots?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know my lab does to have readily available spare parts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

General hording brain. "Can't throw these away, never know when I'll need broken calipers"

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They're also still useful for cases where the precision doesn't matter, like woodwork, or check the size of rough factory and/or scrap surface stock whose dimension's variance is eleventy billion times the precision of the working calipers. "I can still use them." Can't throw out a still useful thing even if you'll still never use them bc you'll just use the more useful working ones anyway. Same deal as 1 working ear earbuds; still useful as long as you don't use 'em to listen to The Beatles

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have to ask. How do you break calipers?

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I have a broken analog caliper, the scale got lose so it is no longer a precision instrument. It is 30 years old.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By doing this

2 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I had broken a couple sets of calipers from what I'm assuming was just overuse and normal wear. One was a digital set and the little roller or whatever it is on the inside that measured its movement was slipping. The other was a cheap af manual set, and the numbers/lines were painted instead of imprinted, so when they wore out, that set was dead.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They are no longer accurately calibrated. The metal wears down, the roller slips. I am doing high precision work so a 0.5mm inaccuracy is too much.

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

I agree .5mm is too much inaccuracy but how do you wear them down that much? Are you measuring sandpaper?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you find out? Measure your calipers with a new caliper?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You get your tools calibrated, the simplest option being buying a small calibration block, that's kept in a safe box most of the year. Then occasionally you'll need to get someone external to calibrate your calibration block.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That really does not seem like precision at all... I'm doing fairly ordinary milling and anymore than 0.1mm on a measuring tool is not acceptable.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Even .1 seems like a mile to me, but I don't use calipers. *Someone who measures in microns

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

we'd do stuff to the .001 or .0001 of an inchin valves

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is he mad because this messes with the calibration or just so expensive that you would never risk it?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Both, and that the tips come to a sharp point to measure accurately, which have now been slightly flattened. Which is why they also should never be used as a scribe to scratch a line along the edge of something at a set width.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Scribing is fine. But scribe ink, not for gouging the metal

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both? All? They are expensive. This will destroy the accuracy and calibration of they continue to function at all. They are absolutely not intended or rated or designed as impact tools. And the damage cannot be repaired (throw em in the trash).
Imagine buying a 300$ ruler and breaking it in half trying to use it as a crowbar.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Say you have a tool that measures precise measurements(9/108). Now, I want you to smack it with a hammer.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boom, 250 bucks gone. Cuz I am never using that.

2 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 4

How's the solid gold calipers? I hear they're too soft to use and lose precision long-term.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Caliper Sales People love this trick!

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHA

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fake mitutoyos are around $25 and these are almost certainly those for this obvious joke.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yupp can't trust those calipers anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they are like 15 to 25 bucks at harbor freight. Mine seems exactly as accurate as the expensive one I was given once.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why not? They're apparently a good hole punch now

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well... ya... now they are... :(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three times max.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and it has a handle so you don't accidentally hit your finger holding it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is them by the looks of it https://uk.rs-online.com/web/p/calipers/2455676

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

initial search was just for a black and yellow caliper, but noticed the box on the table after your comment, says Mituoyo (obscured by the edge of the screen) Digimatic caliper

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, but in another tiktok clip, in which she is abusing the chinese pair of caliper she shows of both a set of proper Mituoy caliper and some cheap chinese knockoffs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or more likely a fake, £25 on ebay and quite a lot of the "used" ones on Gumtree.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fairness you can get the ( junior level ) for about 100. But I only use the higher end ones.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

She definitely has a high end set (the guy doesn't though) I actually work with the pair she has and have the pair he has at home.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, get a fucking actual punch. The right tool for the right job will save you a lot of headaches in the long run. Like buying new tools because you keep using them wrong. Then again, their tool, their money..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you. My calipers were like 25 if that. It suits my needs for hobby 3D printing. Nothing fancy

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

The calipers being used in this video currently retail for $168 on Amazon.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ouch!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are almost certainly fake ones or they were already dropped.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol what?! Jokes on me? I work in high-precision manufacturing and your hobby calipers would screw me over with their unreliability and lack of significant accuracy.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well sure. But for 3D printing, you're never reaching the level of accuracy that better calipers would matter.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would still never hit mine with a hammer

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Roll call. Who here like dial calipers, and who likes digital?

Personally, if I’m on the mill or lathe I want dial, hands down. Always prefer them. But I admit digital are convenient for conversion when I’m hopping between metric and imperial drawings (a sin in its own right).

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Digital. By a lot. And for 99% of uses cheap ones are fine. Also it's good to have a cheap one specifically for being abused.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dial, I can’t explain why but I just prefer them. Digital is better for when you need to measure a difference or depth since zeroing them is just a button

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Digital for calipers. Also for my precision (.000005) micrometer. Dial indicators and less precise micrometers, I like dial.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When working I use digital. At home I use whatever is closest.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not both? I love cheapo digi calipers, they're good enough most of the time so the really nice stuff can stay out of sight and I'm not tempted to overuse them and nobody else "borrows" them.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rotary dial, in/mm dual scale. All the convenience wiithout the batteries.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Sure, they will wear out 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦, but if you treat them right you can recover from an apocalypse, and honestly, any tool that hits that benchmark is good enough.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hm, I suppose you mean the teeth on the rack and pinion.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have both. I find I tend to use the digital to measure existing parts, and analog for stuff I'm making.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Still learning metric and I'm not really up on thousandsthsths of 64nds so I like the digital ones.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thousandths are the closest measurement to metric in scale.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So just go metric, got it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm inspecting a lot of the same part, I like the mindlessness of the dial. Just look to see if the needle goes to the same place. If I'm doing unique measurements, I like the digital.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like digital fine, but I actually use my set that only has vernier markings most often. (Like the Mitutoyo 522-601) Maybe that makes me a hipster engineer. I tried them after a recommendation by This Old Tony and really like them.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck dude. Vernier calipers are the real deal.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know it!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

while these are obviously not an awl or a punch my biggest issue is how delicate the digital calipers are. Whacking them like this will throw them out of alignment & subsequent measurements are off.
I hope those are her calipers, but I have doubts.
Sincerely, a Jeweler.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Just a general note… If you think calipers are delicate you might be buying cheap calipers. That said, obviously nobody builds calipers to withstand hammer impacts.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Like, I’ve never had dial calipers break on me from use. I view them as no more delicate than a hard drive or a magnifying glass, or most other precision tools. Dont drop it, but otherwise? Like, not as delicate as a feeler gauge, shit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who works in a factory. If you misshandle calipers or accidentally drop them it's off to maintenance for checking and if it is fixable recalibration. Most that goes to maintenance aren't coming back. "oh that coating that should go on the product is a fraction of a millimeter off. The products we have been producing the last few days needs to be scrapped. And we already have a backlog."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My coworkers often dropped them on counters & the floor. I’ve lost count at how many sets we ordered over the years.
We don’t buy cheap ones.
They are delicate measuring instruments for when fractions of millimeters genuinely matter & mistakes can mean thousands of dollars. Slamming them around breaks them.
Note:
The ones I prefer are not digital
& are easily recalibrated. I suggest some like these https://www.ottofrei.com/products/diamond-gauge-by-micromat-formerly-leveridge-gauge-with-book

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0