Grumpy72
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https://rovrocks.iheart.com/featured/don-walker/content/2026-07-19-xxx-doll-company-to-create-ai-teachers-for-new-york-school-district/
Jul 23, 2026 9:01 PM
Grumpy72
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https://rovrocks.iheart.com/featured/don-walker/content/2026-07-19-xxx-doll-company-to-create-ai-teachers-for-new-york-school-district/
Sebastopol140
REOJackwagon
"What the hells up with this list of recommended school supplies?"
an0therthr0waway
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
CorvidPrime
bobisslack
Gee, I wonder if there is any small way a very rich person might be able to profit off of this terrible idea?
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
FeloniousMonk13
Man I was just thinking, the endgame of the whole charter school thing would be to replace all human teachers with bots. No salaries to pay = more profit
HeHeHebieJeebies
You just dont know if this ends after three days with the doll getting tossed out of the third floor window on fire - or - getting hacked by someone in Taiwan and brought up on indecency charges. But hey - insted of paying real teachers assistants nickels and pocket lint lets go ahead and try out this 84 million dollar crypto-bro idea fart.
Babomonkey
I have to imagine there are better uses for school funding than buying an animatronic with an LLM installed in it.
keyblader1985
Headlines I never would have predicted in a lifetime
CallMeMcGyver
I upvoted that, but apparently I unintentionally predicted it... two years ago (or so) I actually made a joke about the RealDoll company making robotic nannies, babysitters and school teachers... It wasn't even completely relevant as the topic was those robotic police dogs... I just took it a step further suggesting a RealDoll version and the other things... I fucking hate this fucking timeline... I can't make a fucking joke anymore without it becoming a stupid dystopic reality.
zortroz
One order of Ms. Valerie Felicity Frizzle, please.
Gdub1337
WITAF!?
SpartaWolf117
now when I see 'XXX' my head just goes 'TwitterTwitterTwitter'
PinkEater
BaconAlmighty
Can you fuck the teachers?
UhSadHJ84
Only if you're not of age
KilroyLichking
Eddie Van Halen intensifies
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
Van Halen yes, But Eddie, no. David Lee Roth sang that one.
facepalmingestpanda
And if we're being honest that intro is all Alex
NightOwlRally
🎶 Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad... 🎶
KilroyLichking
shes so hot because she runs on a micro fusion generator. that's right gents she knows what you like and can do it to within the tolerance of one micron
Omnimorph2112
Don't wanna brag, but I'm packing 6 microns.
KilroyLichking
instructions unclear purchased 6 microns from amazon
Omnimorph2112
Guess we're both packing six microns now! *high five*