*Record Scratch* You're probably wondering how I got in this situation

Nov 6, 2016 1:23 PM

thesolamnus

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Source: Battlefield 1

funny

That title tho +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can already hear "Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like OP dodge a bullet there

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Looks like a realistic Mario level for some reason...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think they've got you zeroed in...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, I really wish I had the money to buy this game. *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not that great, still needs some bugs fixed anyway

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

All games have bugs that need fixed upon release. As long as they aren't game crippling, I'm fine with it. Maybe Santa will bring it...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More curious how you will get out.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Plot twist. He will not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What map is this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for the title. Do you write for sit-coms?

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

*cue canned laugh track*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

^This. I've been trying to write out the sound that the "record scratch" or "record stop" makes... Can't...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Anyone know a website where i can find a clan or people to play with for this game?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What platform?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ps4

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll play with you. Together the world is our oyster.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

platform 9 3/4

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhh. You're one of the good ones

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9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Battlefield 1. Those bullets are actually large artillery shells fired from a stationary cannon that can be controlled by other players.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, there are your answers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Which one is this game?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Battlefield 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

battletoads

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I miss that game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I'm in random and it's a day old.

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Boolet

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Ivan

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Can't outsmart

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yessss thank yiu

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nyet. Is artillery shell, comrade.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

true.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That looks like a shell from a big cannon to me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My username somewhat relevant?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm hoping one day a screen shot like this will have me in the squad list at the bottom lol

9 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 4

A man of simple dreams.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I was featured in an acheivement hunter video like this lol, I was on the enemy team, but it was a damn close match.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's pretty cool! I just got done watching one of their bf1 videos, it was pretty funny even though they're terrible lol!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not alone

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't understand what this means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

The names in the pic by the minimap are the squad members. Dudes saying he wants to be in the someones squad when they screenshot

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

so he/she can see their own name

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Just realized putting "he/she" didnt make any sense when I've been saying he but you get the point lol

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

What a modest goal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shout out to Mirage_F1 for getting shit done.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, knife job, mon ami!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know you fucked up when a French fighter jet is knifing you.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Also shout out to Neschdo23... Dude deserved it with a name like "Boneboys." Uber gay...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You got there by playing a video game. Am I right? Did I win?

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How is BF1? I am looking for something to do besides sit on my computer and it looks like a good game

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy it. One of the best bf games ever. Id recommend now so you can be part of the battlefest on 16th of November

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 1, 2022 10:00 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that I needed another excuse to masterbate, but challenge accepted.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that .gif is spot-fucking-on

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Hope y'all like hamburger cause that's what I'm surfing up in this whirly bird

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do as I say, and you live."

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you never go full retard

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Looking back on that scene....he was never going to be hit....so what the fuck was he doing!!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?! The crosshair isn't even aimed to hit! Classic cage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"So bad, it's good" sums up Nic's acting perfectly.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A++ response.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RDJ's make up in this film is phenomenal

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I didn't realise this character was played by a white person until someone on Imgur said it was RDJ.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What? But it's in the movie...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've only seen gifs and short YouTube clips of it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't you watch the movie, it wasn't makeup. He had a surgery.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And it was this very moment' @OP knew... he fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 690 Dislikes 10

except op didnt fuck up. cause it never happened to op.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel" enters

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

All I think of is a guy getting his ear cut off and gas poured on him when I hear that song

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*6 weeks earlier*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just have to ask, what's with the Australian comma halfway through the sentence?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(Mprgan freemans voice

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

You just put that glorious mans voice all up in my headspace!! Thank you for that..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ah, good ol' (Mprgan... What a guy

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I generally like Memeorgan Freedude more.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer Minecraft Freelance

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that bullet casting a shadow on the ground?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go to YouTube and look up "Star Wars Battlefront pc Graphics." The Frostbite engine is serious business.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's apparently an artillery shell from a coastal defense gun.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. Frostbite engine might not handle hard physics well, but it can beautifully render even the most minute details.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but that shadow makes the bullet look huge!

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 6, 2016 7:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Okay, but that looks over a metre across. There aren't a lot of guns that big.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a bullet. It's an artillery shell

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Op in .003 seconds

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.

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. ...also, source?

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+1 for Rob Lowe

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Nah, those things do like 25-50 damage to shit. He good.

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Don't you mean ?

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Is that a bottle in a bottle?

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Yo dawg...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I HEARD YOU LIKED BOTTLES SO I PUT BOTTLES ON YOUR BOTTLES

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

???? Ann Perkins! ????

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Chris Traeger! ???

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LEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYY JEENNNNNKKIINNNNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*OP in 7.62 seconds

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.308 seconds

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I saw the full clip somewhere on the internet and, for some magical reason, the guy managed to not die.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Where

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Somewhere on the internet, maybe even on here. It was maybe a week ago.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah

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i saw 2, and it happened to me too. not uncommon, but this is a good photo

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

the shells thankfully fly past either side of you ;P

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Great episode

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Source?

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Kill...all...birds...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ss how I kill em, like with a Guuun?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was, literally, the greatest episode of all time.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

I read that in his voice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ann Perkins!!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*llLITcheryally

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great show

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

My friend here has a friend who doesn't know what show or episode this is from. He'd really appreciate the info, thanks :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's parks and recreations, and let's not kid ourselves, no need to tell you which episode. You will watch all of them in a day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend here doesn't know what show or episode this is from, could you tell him please?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Parks and Recreation, season 5, episode 13

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need to know the name of this show so I can binge watch it later

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Parks and rec best show ever

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