It looks and feels like a comedy scetch. Like they have tried to find the most unsuitable people for their jobs but they went too far and it isn't funny any more. Its just pathetic. It's a slap to the face that's how bad it is.
Ikr, 1 Barbie on the left that no-one is even sure is real, a president who is literally a sleep, and a heroinist giving lectures in health in which he strongly opposes, it's just unreal
Drugs. The answer to why the lady can't keep still, rfk shakes, and cheetollini sleeps randomly is drugs. I imagine it'll come out a few decades after his death jist how many narcotics/ amphetamines they were all on. Like it did with hitler and his people.
What happened is that you Americans didn't listen when the entire world told you not to vote for these people, and now you and the rest of the world are suffering the consequences.
The flight attendant is downwind of the human bio hazard, you try holding the urge to gag or throw-up when you smell actual stench of death, his backside is possibly festering.
Supposedly she's got a button there to press to wake up the sleepy baby when she's given a signal from someone else in the room. It vibrates on him? Idk it's some conspiracy shit they're (the other internet people) saying
I'm waiting for the day he falls asleep like this, but while leaning forward slightly and just gets a facefull of desk on camera. It's gotta be inevitable at this point, right? I will enjoy that almost as much as him simply not waking up, honestly.
Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up
Come on this is some serious Qanon level conspiracy nonsense, do we really need to go there? If they tried to rig up something to jolt that doofus awake, why would they give it to random dead-eyed MAGA Flight Attendant Barbie? Why would it not be handled by someone off screen? Why wouldn't it be in a pocket so it would be hidden? I also doubt Trump would allow anyone to rig a device on him, that would be handing someone else control, and sleepy toddler boy wants nappies.
Honestly unless shes holding her skirt or is 4 mo ths preggs, that is a very weird place to put the hand, under her scarf.... yeah qanon shit allright, and a fart? Who gaf? Everyone is gonna be desensitized to the smell by now
Could you imagine if ANY president before this turd did this?... he keeling over slowly, RFK having the DTs, some random flight attendant swaying in the background like a 3rd grader who's gotta go potty and the mandatory republican Stepford Wife Temu "companion" mannequin off on the side going through it's preprogrammed expressions of adulation. America is a banana republic now, run by the worst collection of North Korea grade poorly written incompetent 80s direct to video B-movie villains.
Any president before or after. Just wait, if another Democrat ever gets elected president (big IF, I know) the moment someone hands him a pen to sign something the Republicans and their media apparatus will scream Emoluments Clause and whine about how corrupt he is and the smooth brain electorate will vote in more republicans at the soonest opportunity
Stop down voting me. He has called the press "fake news" since 2015. There has been a literal decade of fake news brainwashing where the president of the united states was kicked off the social media site because he was lying so much, then he bought another website so he could lie as much as he wants, then put the guy that bought the other website into a government efficiency program that stole all our social data and shut down the program after destroying the entities investigating him.
The legitimacy of the press was the first and earliest victim, and it started early during 45. Shit you could easily argue it started during his first campaign. But he murdered the last vestige of Fox's "fair and balanced"ness when he snubbed them for OAN and the other shithole and they started hemorrhaging viewers.
There's a video clip that shows her press her belly, and Trump suddenly wakes up, like she has a little shocker to keep him awake. And with this administration, I wholeheartedly believe that.
brooo, she looks like one of the ladies from a youtube docu by Nick Crowley called "Aviloop: YouTube's Darkest Mystery" and its super weird how it all connects and comes full circle. highly recommend watching it, the twist at the end, omfg...
A huge amount of why she looks that way is the hairline I think; having the bangs fall so forwards is very much a kid-like look, adults rarely wear their hair that way and it shows
spangolio
is preggo girl wearing a rubber mask? is it Stephen Miller working out his latest humiliation ritual?
3nd3rwiggin
Sleepy Joe Biden indeed.
ILoveThiPlatform
Every broadcast looks like a SNL skit. It should be funny, yet...
manwhowasnthere
RFK looks like he just took a hollywood size line of bolivian marching powder for this event
FoxPesdassi
I'm actually a little impressed that Dr. Worm seems to be able to READ from a piece of paper that's oscillating at around 150Hz.
aChungusAmongUs
This has to be the least qualified, most incompetent fucking administration in history.
wejustdontknow
It is!
ChelVanin
Hellth
ILoveThiPlatform
Make America Hell Again
GratuaCuun
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OXluOThhMTIxeG1tcXVqOTFuN3lnajJmeGl6d2UydWJ0aDZxNDNyNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oFRI4g517yWaI/200w.webp
jerusalemspider
Welcome to the circus
RenaissanceFaireMan
Trump needs googly eyes.
bakamono
What is up with Kennedy's shaking hands? Early Parkinson's? Brain-worm after-effect?
ILoveThiPlatform
Detoxing
napsmear
probably ate a rabid roadkill raccoon
SmashySashimi
All that and MORE!!!
rebelft
It looks and feels like a comedy scetch. Like they have tried to find the most unsuitable people for their jobs but they went too far and it isn't funny any more. Its just pathetic. It's a slap to the face that's how bad it is.
ArchaeoEejit
"he'll run the country like a business"
ViperMD
Right into the ground, like his ex-wife.
lackinglife
It's sad they aren't even trying to hide it anymore, their leader is falling asleep in public and their lies are as blatant as a child's
SirRealOfTheShire
She has a nice example of Mar-a-Lago face.
PilgrimScott
Drowsy Don is quite a sad sight to behold
usingYourMomAsAHat
Lmao what a fucking disaster
Kigliwoth
Its very hard to parody this.. its like one of the 90s low budget comedy shows..
usingYourMomAsAHat
Ikr, 1 Barbie on the left that no-one is even sure is real, a president who is literally a sleep, and a heroinist giving lectures in health in which he strongly opposes, it's just unreal
usingYourMomAsAHat
Or that is I have no clue what rfk is talking about and I'm confident he doesn't either
Kigliwoth
Yeah like so much going on a none of it seems like it's reality. The props and deco..like everything is fake :D
magus200342
Drugs. The answer to why the lady can't keep still, rfk shakes, and cheetollini sleeps randomly is drugs. I imagine it'll come out a few decades after his death jist how many narcotics/ amphetamines they were all on. Like it did with hitler and his people.
shagsright
What field is RFK's doctorate in?
tidepool
Buffoonery.
nintendolunchbox
Clearly he should be the director of health and human services.
Harm
One is resting his eyes,the other is resting his brain.
LtColonelSmythe
Just another performance by the Pennsylvania 1600 Clown Review! Shows Daily with a Matinee on Sunday! Your government in Action. (?)
RyanH42
What happened is that you Americans didn't listen when the entire world told you not to vote for these people, and now you and the rest of the world are suffering the consequences.
edevolt
The flight attendant is downwind of the human bio hazard, you try holding the urge to gag or throw-up when you smell actual stench of death, his backside is possibly festering.
sneakypoo
With scenes like these, how could the rest of the world _not_ highly respect the US? Maybe ol Donny was right all along.
ViperMD
About as much respect as a festering pustule oozing rancid pus, and by about as much, I mean the US deserves way, way less respect.
jeips
what is rando flight attendant doing with her stomach?
Rhythmaster
Dealing with cyclospora outbreak perhaps
JRaven419
Trying not to vomit
idiotsonfire
Cocaine induced fidgeting.
atillatari
she pregnant, as the vessel she is supposed to be
Iblamemyparentstoo
That "buzzer girl"...
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/woman-behind-donald-trump-goes-071538616.html
ArchaeoEejit
Covering her trump bump until the abortion docs arrive.
ILoveThiPlatform
Can you imagine having…omg, I can’t even write it
MadamPuddifoot
Supposedly she's got a button there to press to wake up the sleepy baby when she's given a signal from someone else in the room. It vibrates on him? Idk it's some conspiracy shit they're (the other internet people) saying
Nuggetti
You would get the urge to throw up and diarrhea too being there. Imagine what that office smells like now.
zombona
Taylor Farms Salad
Pulger
She's hiding the remote to Kennedy's vibrating bu- actually, no, let's not think about that.
johnblood616
They probably told her that her stomach was too big and to suck it in. They simply must denigrate women at all times.
ViperMD
While the others are amusing, this seems the most plausible to me.
johnblood616
100%
TooRexyForMyShirt
I don't mind that Trump keeps falling asleep...it's the fact that he wakes up each time is what pisses me off.
METROlD
Just how Mich totally woke back up /s
nimeton0
32FGWolfhound
urusername2
Eventually, he won't. Pray for it to be sooner rather than later!
BeaverOnFire
It's clearly sleepy Joe's fault! /S
bittersweetatlasia
If Sleepy Joe wasn't so sleepy he wouldn't have to sleep.
inboxmefoxes
I'm waiting for the day he falls asleep like this, but while leaning forward slightly and just gets a facefull of desk on camera. It's gotta be inevitable at this point, right? I will enjoy that almost as much as him simply not waking up, honestly.
HandoB4Javert
Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up
5v4297j9fj1
Thats f-ing hilarious!
LtRooney
Do I believe this is true? Absolutely not.
Would I be surprised if it was? No, not really.
RingKichardTheThrid
Also her name is Jayme Leagh
johneventually1
nough whaeye
SubTrout
Come on this is some serious Qanon level conspiracy nonsense, do we really need to go there? If they tried to rig up something to jolt that doofus awake, why would they give it to random dead-eyed MAGA Flight Attendant Barbie? Why would it not be handled by someone off screen? Why wouldn't it be in a pocket so it would be hidden? I also doubt Trump would allow anyone to rig a device on him, that would be handing someone else control, and sleepy toddler boy wants nappies.
slatsisanoldie
Who is this dead-eyed flight attendant Barbie? She looks like she’s stepped out of The Thunderbirds. Is she another diaper carrier?
Marsupialmessiah
Honestly unless shes holding her skirt or is 4 mo ths preggs, that is a very weird place to put the hand, under her scarf.... yeah qanon shit allright, and a fart? Who gaf? Everyone is gonna be desensitized to the smell by now
HandoB4Javert
CallMeMcGyver
Could you imagine if ANY president before this turd did this?... he keeling over slowly, RFK having the DTs, some random flight attendant swaying in the background like a 3rd grader who's gotta go potty and the mandatory republican Stepford Wife Temu "companion" mannequin off on the side going through it's preprogrammed expressions of adulation. America is a banana republic now, run by the worst collection of North Korea grade poorly written incompetent 80s direct to video B-movie villains.
Darklinkinfinite
Any president before or after. Just wait, if another Democrat ever gets elected president (big IF, I know) the moment someone hands him a pen to sign something the Republicans and their media apparatus will scream Emoluments Clause and whine about how corrupt he is and the smooth brain electorate will vote in more republicans at the soonest opportunity
Lampmonster
The fact that the press isn't losing their minds over this shows how corrupted they are.
Sticklebrickk
He has been calling them fake news for 10 years
Sticklebrickk
Stop down voting me.
He has called the press "fake news" since 2015.
There has been a literal decade of fake news brainwashing where the president of the united states was kicked off the social media site because he was lying so much, then he bought another website so he could lie as much as he wants, then put the guy that bought the other website into a government efficiency program that stole all our social data and shut down the program after destroying the entities investigating him.
getthismanabeer
The legitimacy of the press was the first and earliest victim, and it started early during 45. Shit you could easily argue it started during his first campaign. But he murdered the last vestige of Fox's "fair and balanced"ness when he snubbed them for OAN and the other shithole and they started hemorrhaging viewers.
Sullivanish
Also, there appears to be an animatronic flight attendant in frame for some reason.
FinancialRavioli
https://www.the-sun.com/news/16829838/jayme-leagh-franklin-pregnancy-reveal-robot-conspiracy-trump/
swedeonamoose
Ye um i got absolutely nothing there, like not even a joke about it, just really odd
joshuasplinth
Maybe they’re both stuck on shop demonstration mode?
ItsCaptain0bvious
"Remember, this is for childhood vaccines, so she must look like she's 12-15, sexy and stand right next to me"
stoots24
There's a video clip that shows her press her belly, and Trump suddenly wakes up, like she has a little shocker to keep him awake. And with this administration, I wholeheartedly believe that.
JamesAHarrod
That more of a ‘I’m pregnant look at me stance’ holding of the tummy, she not even watching the orange stain
Columbus43219
This has all happened before, and it will happen again:
tidepool
Doing some autistic rocking in place too.
RandomDude74575
brooo, she looks like one of the ladies from a youtube docu by Nick Crowley called "Aviloop: YouTube's Darkest Mystery" and its super weird how it all connects and comes full circle. highly recommend watching it, the twist at the end, omfg...
atillatari
pregnant pretty young woman, important to show
Harm
May have been called in to take the diaper duty up as no human may accept this charge for long.
ILoveThiPlatform
Someone said in another post that she's a conservative fashion influencer so, that explains the outfit
genericanamoly
Jayme Franklin, conservative influencer yes, the fashion part is questionable.
Bojovnik84
Ah, influencing young conservatives to dress like underage flight attendants, so they can be hired to the Lolita Express. Got it.
GrandmasterSpank
She look underage....
Bojovnik84
Then she works on the Lolita Express. Or, Trump's personal jet now.
genericanamoly
Her name is Jayme Franklin and said to be 27-28.
micuu
Puts on enough makeup to look 15, will probably have Mar-a-Lago face at 30
inboxmefoxes
A huge amount of why she looks that way is the hairline I think; having the bangs fall so forwards is very much a kid-like look, adults rarely wear their hair that way and it shows
GrandmasterSpank
But she was put in that position because she looks 13....
RXJ235231
Did the job require the behaviors of a 13 year old as well?
GrandmasterSpank
No, Trump has that covered himself.