I work with morons.

Sep 7, 2021 5:01 AM

Came in to work on Monday, 9/6/21 to see this.

The fridge was totally emptied, all the Tupperware was just tossed, peoples supplies for the coming work week just gone. Some poor bastard had his entire food for the week thrown out. (Big bag of lunch meet and a bag of deli cheese) He was equal parts murderously irate and sad.

On the one hand, the lady is obviously a fucking moron. On the other hand I truly pity what's going to happen to her when day shift gets in and sees this.

I mean. Her name is Jessica Norris. You can't blame her; she learned about chucking things from her dad!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like we're having drinks and 'condoiments' for lunch this week. I call dibs on the A1 steak sauce!

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

And the pickle relish. Hell, we can get really wild and mix the hellmans with the miracle whip.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So she gave you 9 days to ... oh wait a minute ... wtfuck, Jessica.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Jessica!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Get it together Jessica!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nonething

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

"Condoiments" I legit missed both of these lmao

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A good employee makes an effort and finishes her work well before the deadline and she just gets criticized /s.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so you were given 9 days warning, did nothing about it, but the woman who did it is a moron?

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 44

You do know what day it is right? Cause its not the 11th.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hey, palbert, what's the date today?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, reading comprehension.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Lol it's not the 11th yet @orcmuther

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She did it a week early. Since we don't work fri-sun most people would have their stuff there till Thursday and then take it home so she

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Could clean it. She chose to do it a week early and be petulant that nobody labeled stuff for her.....

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh. Hi, Jessica.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

??

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

nah mate, the paper had 9/11 as the due date, but was emptied 5 days earlier, on 9/6, as op says.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

They did jump the gun on the deadline by a week.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Crazy question here... do you work for a telecom in Georgia?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Our companies headquarters are in Carrollton but I work in Indiana.

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OK, this just looked and sounded eerily like a place I used to work. Even the sign was identical. I guess just a case of parallel hells.

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