Nov 12, 2020 8:33 PM
taztreacy
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awesome
funny
amazing
aww
wtf
TheAngryConsumer
Our father, who's Art in heaven.
bracobe
What if God didnt have a name and always wanted one. Because of this guy he now goes by Howard. I mean he would have to let him in, right?
widiwi
Howard loves this guy
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
That guy in particular
chetnixandflill
Handsome motherfudger!
werdegast
I knew Howard Sprague was up too something.
to... damn
Scaper1812
I wonder how many "Christians" know what Gods actually name is.
GrosseChung
Maybe he’s right, and everyone else is going to hell?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
If God was first, who was there to name him? So he named himself. Before language existed. When humans asked he probably made something up
TheUtahn
I don't know if he's right but, as for everyone going to hell: definitely.
RayMC
It certainly feels that way a lot of the time. One can only hope we end up deserving better.
confanity
If your deity inflicts eternal torture on you for an innocent mistake, they were never worthy of worship anyway.
ObtuseDoorFrame
Good thing he's pretty!
dedpaen
“Who’s your Daddy?” HOWARD!
BetichCro
Pretty much sums up the knowledge about their religion, that avarage religious person posseses. They just follow the rest of the pack.
Tinisgrandpa
Either this guy is a superb actor, of he genuinely believed this. Check out his posture and body language.
thebradgagne
I thought it was Andy. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.
AmyBethMegJo
Grandma's favorite hymn. Thanks for the laugh and the memories!
iMcFly
My sister thought his first name was Peter; “Thanks Peter God”.
samantharocker
This should be top comment!
Arcian
I love the dadpan delivery.
WesTexMex
and his people drove a honda. they were all in one ACCORD.
ZylaTheMadCommie
Jesus never spoke of his own accord
imafunghi
Humble man
Transcript
Woman: What is God's name? | Man: Howard. | W: How do you know God's name is Howard? | M: Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name.
Grax32
Oh beehive! v
jakrabid
Funny. Fake. But funny
michagoose
FYI: the original conversion was between a little girl and her mom in the car. This is a recreation. Still funny tho.
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colt64
I think I remember seeing this in a Family Circus strip in the 90s
tegfdd77
And a conversion
Ack! Damn you autocorrect!
TupacAintDead
Soooo.....he’s never seen the verse written out ever?
theguywiththevoice
A remarkable number of Christians have never actually read the Bible and only parrot what their priest tells them to say
That’s probably because most of them, especially in the rust belt, don’t know how to read.
I wasn't gonna say....
Mediathug
That last "he he ha ha", it sounds like the catholic chant that goes "Hal-le-lu-jah, Hallelujah....Hallelujah"
kiddk00l
EvilDeadTed
UnattendedDeviant
As a kid my sister made me believe the US flag was named "Richard". From "for which it stands". I believed it for years. Told classmates.
She also made me believe there was an aligator beneath my bed at night. Soooo...I was bed-wetter for awhile. Fuck going to bathroom.
jigglypuffusedpound
Jesus Howard Christ
DancingPanther
Jesus tapdancing christ
BobaFettApproves
He arts in heaven
originfoomanchu1
Its actually Harold be thy name everyone knows that. ;)
danieAwardPrincess
You mean tapdancing
NickAmazing
I thought it was Jesus fuckin Christ
Knightendae
THAT'S WHAT THE H STANDS FOR?!
Klisteration
Finally.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Haploid
darkskymatters
It’s Harold!
vanishinggirl
Now we know what the H stand for!!
Mooxim
My folks always jokingly said it was for Henry.
Justforthetasteofit3
That took me a while to get but I laughed out loud when I said it
ManOfManyMasks
I always tell people it's for "Hoobastank" ?
wolfyzack
I can find this funny.. but they are making fun of his belief which they are underlyingly say is wrong. Belief is personal, I don’t have any
rvcaptn
Good acting lip syncing is off though still funny.
danieldouglassx369
This guy is a badasss I live it
NoNoNodontstoparockin
If this fake that guy is a hell of an actor
NickRivieraMD
It's clearly fake and yes he's doing a great job. All he had to do was see it once in a prayer book or anywhere else.
PolarbearsToenails
I can't stop watching it trying to figure out if he's an amazing actor or if he's serious and a great communucator
Chadditz
It’s a big fake
Yep. His facial expressions seem so genuine.
theleftmostpotato
That head turn at the second laugh sells it
TheOneWhoWasLeft
In the name of the father, the son, and into the hole he goes.
ThatsGrimKraken
What is the actual line?
Hallowed be thy name
schmobius
[Iron Maiden Liked This.]
Xionis
"Hallowed"
Mexrose75
I thought it was weird as a child to have both Pagan and Christian lines in the Pledge of Allegiance. “For witches stands, under God...”
I always thought it was "Richard stands", and my grandpas name was Richard so I thought he was some sort of national hero.
One nation, invisible
MadMontyMN
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, On Earth as it is in Heaven.
TheSongofRiver
Onze vader die in de hemelen zijt. Uw naam worde geheiligd. Uw koninkrijk kome. Uw wil geschiede, op aarde zoals on de hemel.
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those that trespass against us.
Geef ons heden ons dagelijks brood en vergeef ons onze schulden, zo wij ook anderen vergeven.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
En lijdt ons niet in verzoeking, maar verlos ons van den boze. Want van u is het koninkrijk, de kracht en de heerlijkheid. Amen.
TheAngryConsumer
Our father, who's Art in heaven.
bracobe
What if God didnt have a name and always wanted one. Because of this guy he now goes by Howard. I mean he would have to let him in, right?
widiwi
Howard loves this guy
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
That guy in particular
chetnixandflill
Handsome motherfudger!
werdegast
I knew Howard Sprague was up too something.
werdegast
to... damn
Scaper1812
I wonder how many "Christians" know what Gods actually name is.
GrosseChung
Maybe he’s right, and everyone else is going to hell?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
If God was first, who was there to name him? So he named himself. Before language existed. When humans asked he probably made something up
TheUtahn
I don't know if he's right but, as for everyone going to hell: definitely.
RayMC
It certainly feels that way a lot of the time. One can only hope we end up deserving better.
confanity
If your deity inflicts eternal torture on you for an innocent mistake, they were never worthy of worship anyway.
ObtuseDoorFrame
Good thing he's pretty!
dedpaen
“Who’s your Daddy?” HOWARD!
BetichCro
Pretty much sums up the knowledge about their religion, that avarage religious person posseses. They just follow the rest of the pack.
Tinisgrandpa
Either this guy is a superb actor, of he genuinely believed this. Check out his posture and body language.
thebradgagne
I thought it was Andy. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.
AmyBethMegJo
Grandma's favorite hymn. Thanks for the laugh and the memories!
iMcFly
My sister thought his first name was Peter; “Thanks Peter God”.
samantharocker
This should be top comment!
Arcian
I love the dadpan delivery.
WesTexMex
and his people drove a honda. they were all in one ACCORD.
ZylaTheMadCommie
Jesus never spoke of his own accord
imafunghi
Humble man
Transcript
Woman: What is God's name? | Man: Howard. | W: How do you know God's name is Howard? | M: Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name.
Grax32
Oh beehive!
v
jakrabid
Funny. Fake. But funny
michagoose
FYI: the original conversion was between a little girl and her mom in the car. This is a recreation. Still funny tho.
[deleted]
[deleted]
michagoose
colt64
I think I remember seeing this in a Family Circus strip in the 90s
tegfdd77
And a conversion
michagoose
Ack! Damn you autocorrect!
TupacAintDead
Soooo.....he’s never seen the verse written out ever?
theguywiththevoice
A remarkable number of Christians have never actually read the Bible and only parrot what their priest tells them to say
TupacAintDead
That’s probably because most of them, especially in the rust belt, don’t know how to read.
theguywiththevoice
I wasn't gonna say....
Mediathug
That last "he he ha ha", it sounds like the catholic chant that goes "Hal-le-lu-jah, Hallelujah....Hallelujah"
kiddk00l
EvilDeadTed
UnattendedDeviant
As a kid my sister made me believe the US flag was named "Richard". From "for which it stands". I believed it for years. Told classmates.
UnattendedDeviant
She also made me believe there was an aligator beneath my bed at night. Soooo...I was bed-wetter for awhile. Fuck going to bathroom.
jigglypuffusedpound
Jesus Howard Christ
DancingPanther
Jesus tapdancing christ
BobaFettApproves
He arts in heaven
originfoomanchu1
Its actually Harold be thy name everyone knows that. ;)
danieAwardPrincess
You mean tapdancing
NickAmazing
I thought it was Jesus fuckin Christ
Knightendae
THAT'S WHAT THE H STANDS FOR?!
Klisteration
Finally.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Haploid
darkskymatters
It’s Harold!
vanishinggirl
Now we know what the H stand for!!
Mooxim
My folks always jokingly said it was for Henry.
Justforthetasteofit3
That took me a while to get but I laughed out loud when I said it
ManOfManyMasks
I always tell people it's for "Hoobastank" ?
wolfyzack
I can find this funny.. but they are making fun of his belief which they are underlyingly say is wrong. Belief is personal, I don’t have any
rvcaptn
Good acting lip syncing is off though still funny.
danieldouglassx369
This guy is a badasss I live it
NoNoNodontstoparockin
If this fake that guy is a hell of an actor
NickRivieraMD
It's clearly fake and yes he's doing a great job. All he had to do was see it once in a prayer book or anywhere else.
PolarbearsToenails
I can't stop watching it trying to figure out if he's an amazing actor or if he's serious and a great communucator
Chadditz
It’s a big fake
NoNoNodontstoparockin
Yep. His facial expressions seem so genuine.
theleftmostpotato
That head turn at the second laugh sells it
TheOneWhoWasLeft
In the name of the father, the son, and into the hole he goes.
ThatsGrimKraken
What is the actual line?
michagoose
Hallowed be thy name
schmobius
[Iron Maiden Liked This.]
Xionis
"Hallowed"
Mexrose75
I thought it was weird as a child to have both Pagan and Christian lines in the Pledge of Allegiance. “For witches stands, under God...”
ThatsGrimKraken
I always thought it was "Richard stands", and my grandpas name was Richard so I thought he was some sort of national hero.
colt64
One nation, invisible
MadMontyMN
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, On Earth as it is in Heaven.
TheSongofRiver
Onze vader die in de hemelen zijt. Uw naam worde geheiligd. Uw koninkrijk kome. Uw wil geschiede, op aarde zoals on de hemel.
MadMontyMN
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those that trespass against us.
TheSongofRiver
Geef ons heden ons dagelijks brood en vergeef ons onze schulden, zo wij ook anderen vergeven.
MadMontyMN
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
TheSongofRiver
En lijdt ons niet in verzoeking, maar verlos ons van den boze. Want van u is het koninkrijk, de kracht en de heerlijkheid. Amen.