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Cat tax. His name is Neo :)
bushpotato
#1 'The customer is always right, in matters of taste.' Yeah, you don't really get to say what people can and can't eat on their food.
secondtalon
#5 - Moose from Algonquian (1600CE) Moosh, Goose from Old English (450CE) Gos. Both use pluralization rules of their language in English.
secondtalon
Well, English retains the rules for Gos in Goose, but in borrowing Moosh (also kinda through the French too), it remains Moose.
austenbronte
#18 ended slightly early https://youtu.be/QGOTi2Kyu2A
Lulabel73
#1 ketchup on carbonara?!
CatsMakeMeSick
#38 - I find this girl super attractive and am mesmerized by this video every time I see it
DanceWithMeLampy
Same. Her name is Taylor Pierce, goes by @taylor_thatdancer. Crazy talented
crapybarra
"Goose" is an ancient germanic word and "Moose" is a Native American word Also #14 he ded
Lieto
#14 it's so morbid to see someone's last moments alive like that
Phoenix0rion
#5 Brian Regan had a similar skit in his stand up,even the goose/geese bit, & moose being meese, mooses, or moosen,&ox/oxen vs. box/boxes
SamAndJanetEvening
#2
TheMayo16
#18 i love watching grown men giggle like little girls
CannotBeBanned
#1 apply the same to steak too. Stop ruining food with ketchup
DanceWithMeLampy
I bet I downloaded 20 of these. Rock solid dumpage mate
DrankTooMuchMead
#5 Fishes.
secondtalon
Fish are multiple fish of the same species, fishes are multiple fish of different species.
DrankTooMuchMead
Mind blown. ?
GrimNyrah
#18 PSA: this is what a prank is supposed to look and feel like. Everyone is laughing and having a good time. And it was harmless and cute
mrssugar
Absolutely dying at their reactions!
Daskiel91
If that happened to people like me, that shirt would be the mens night uniform lmao
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
That type of laugh is one of the best sounds, ever.
banebane123
#35 killed
malachilenomade
#16 Yeah, I purposefully bought anything that made noise for my sister's kids. She was less than pleased as well.
nero4ty2
don't worry it just goes in the trash
CeoHuntingSeason
but not before kids see it and the resentment against their own parents starts
ViscousCousCous
#40 what I imagine watching the HEAT working out looks like. #LeftBeefBestBeef.
egoAristippos
#1 Absolutely understandable! They take pride in making good pasta, they do not want to have it spoiled. Buy your pasta in another place.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
LETS ALL BE OUTRAGED ABOUT KETCHUP
WellBehavedZombie
I wonder if you bring in your own ketchup, what kind of response that would bring. I mean after asking them to bring ketchup.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Very entertaining dump! +1
Jheklstuff
#29 huh?
fskn
Notice that there are no reflections of that guy on the table.
PancakeLegend
Extra detail: The name of the track is 'We're Finally Landing' by HOME.
bigger66
pretty sure summoning salt has that music copywrited anyway that ain't right
AnthonyBC
Im not positive but I think I remember seeing the song being royalty free
debugaddict
Not his to copyright, but always great to hear. https://youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I
Absent
$150-200 for puppies?! Whoever said money couldn't buy happiness was fucking lying.
amishjosh
I believe I speak for most everyone in saying that we need more dancing kitten
jherazob
TheOneTrueZippy8
#1 Her grandmother is a bike.
apneax3n0n
Il ketchup sulla carbonara è un crimine di guerra.
BoogiesOogie
IfIfitsItits
MH9009
Efreeti
chjb5772
?
BoogiesOogie
Growing up just outside of Hampton County SC, my grandma actually was a double amputee. She had a heart of gold and a killer sense of humor
BoogiesOogie
Though, and so she thought it would be hilarious to make her one of those wheels boys that injured dogs used, you know like a trike. Anyway
BoogiesOogie
We were going into town to get stamps one day, and I went through the routine; pick her up, put her in the chassis (actually just a basket)
BoogiesOogie
Make sure she had a good grip on the hand pedals, and make sure she had everything she needed. She told me to go back inside and grab her
BoogiesOogie
Cigarettes out of her jacket (it was a nice day so she wasn’t wearing it), so I went back inside to grab her newports and when I came back
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I can't stand italian food snobbery. The fuckers are at me at lunch at work, when I bring my pasta in
lucidbarrier
Go in there with a Michaelangelo's frozen dinner, nuke it in the microwave. With your mouth full say "OMG this is so good."
hamper10
Next time come in with a case of uncooked spaghetti and if they say shit open the pack break it in half. Maintain eye contact.
Kuvajainen
AND EAT THE BROKEN STICKS RAW WHILE DEATH STARING THE FUCKERS
BoogiesOogie
You should try it sitting.
fskn
#38 would go great with
graehall
Hey it's that sped up video!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
The fuck did I just listen to...?
nygreenguy
Yo where did you find this gem?
ThaWhiteRanger
It's been in the FP everyday for like 4 days straight now
Soufange
This is what i get for only logging in one day this week
fskn
Looks like she's on Tiktok: @weichen931
nygreenguy
Like a boss. Thanks!
fskn
Someone posted it the other day. They didn't provide a source.
simokywassotaken
What is the song?
fskn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrO38dxY3w4
ProfessorRectangle
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yourcommentisstupid
Ya, I'm sure this weeb shit would go great with hip hop...
OptimisticMisanthrope
#2
Psyskwr
#2 makes Fall Out 4 just that much more realistic...
circlebreaker
#2
NinjaCongo
spejic
I like how everyone is looking and Carla is facepalming.
circlebreaker
Could do for a bit of Animal Friend perk, amirite?
Crimx42
No. No ketchup. You may leave.
fedeColorTerror
In many Italian restaurant they don't even have ketchup. Not even in the kitchen.
chjb5772
He’s right
AncientBreadcrumbs
https://i.imgur.com/fKhPPhO
geevade
warmyourbeans
My Name is Earl when Joy put ketchup on the kids' spaghetti
folderolchi
Reminds me of Carlo https://youtube.com/shorts/OifvgMGLC2w?feature=share
J4nein4ne
All you have to say is "sorry, we don't have it." They don't, and it's a true statement. It's so easy.
WardSharlow
There was a sushi guy named Nozawa who was famous for asking people to leave when they asked for bullshit like this.
strugglesnuggler
Ah yes, because food is a service and not something you own. This must be where EA and Blizzard learned the trick.
WardSharlow
I'll never understand this attitude. If you're better than the chef, stay home and make your own food. Don't waste the chair.
satanslittleposter
If someone prefers ketchup on their food, let them have ketchup on their food. What's the problem? It shouldn't affect you or the chef.
WardSharlow
That's great. Enjoy what you enjoy. But we don't serve that here. A good Italian restaurant shouldn't even own a bottle of ketchup.
TheSecondPiewackit
Sincerely held beliefs and being asked to go against them.
ElBarbu
Who tf eats pasta with ketchup
TheWarHymn
Ketchup is just tomato paste with salt, sugar, and vinegar. Why can't I put it on pasta?
Bollramm
Morons and people who want to get diabetes
2graves
Some Asians
rbudrick
In the 50s, all my dad ever had till he met my mom. Real pasta sauce was mind blowing to him. He also made the best sauce when I was a kid.
IceCubeSandwich
My wife, every time ?♂️
k1dicarus1
me. If i reheat them in the microwave on day two-three. Delicious.
ElBarbu
Ewww
SMB42
Does kraft dinner count?
Crispy4Skin
Heretics
HashMaster9k
RemtonDulyak
Lots of people, and there's nothing wrong with it. Sincerely, an Italian.
BowenTheKotoc
My son. He loves ketchup. Eats almost everything with it. He's a weirdo, but I love him.
landcfan
Honey Boo Boo
nickoftime90
Ray Liotta?
Sheldonian
Americans without tastebuds
CliffWestern
Nah that is definitely not an american thing and she did not sound American
MrBobSaget
I have never in my life met someone who does this
Sheldonian
And that's great for you, me and everyone
ratfaceddog
It doesn’t sound like the lady in the clip is even American. Maybe, but there’s no way to tell from that.
TheFeralDog
Lady in the clip is doing it for the lols
PimpinKen
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naporitan <- popular Japanese dish and way better than I ever thought it would be
Sheldonian
... and kids but that's ok, until their palate matures
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
"Mature palate" is such a disgraceful way to dismiss someone having a taste that differs from you own or common tastes.
TheFeralDog
Sounds like you're a steak well done and ketchup fan
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Nah I'm a chef that doesn't give a fuck how anyone wants to eat their food because I'm not the one eating it.
Sheldonian
No because I didn't intend to say it as you understood it, kids literally taste different than adults, they prefer sweeter tastes and seem 1
Sheldonian
To have more taste buds to detect some flavors and as they grow and mature their taste perception changes and we become more capable of 2/
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Swedes
Efreeti
This Norwegian too. I've been wondering if our ketchup just isn't as sweet as elsewhere. I've never found it sweet.
Drimilidrimdrim
Yes and I will not stop!
WardSharlow
Strangely enough, it's popular in Hong Kong and Japan.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
That explains it. Stay weird japan.
Vaenaemoenen
It's very common in Finland also. Pasta calls for ketchup.
PimpinKen
Only Japanese dish I had with ketchup was "Napolitan" and it's amazing. Adding bacon and soy sauce to ketchup does change the flavor a tad.
BigIdeas
Yep, that's the one. It's Japan's most popular pasta dish. Often has a bit of Tabasco as well.
GigiDundas
People. Who tf cares what other people eat? It's weird and rude.
ElBarbu
Eating pasta with ketchup is weird and rude
GigiDundas
I don't think you get it. Idgaf what your opinion is, I think it's gross myself but you're an asshole for caring what other people eat.
satanslittleposter
Man, yeah, there's some real pretentious arrogance going on around this topic, let people like what they like ffs.
satanslittleposter
(as long as it's harming no one, of course, egos notwithstanding)
ElBarbu
chill I was just messing with ya
popejubal
100% agreed. Eating carbonara with ketchup is weird and rude.
GigiDundas
Only a narcissistic twat thinks their opinions are more important than another person's right to eat whatever the hell they want.
tarnok
Exactly. The person who wants ketchup on their carbonara is definitely narcissistic! Avoid at all costs!