DigiT00l
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Gonna be honest here
I just post this today because I want the attention
I guess I just feel a bit lonely
Crashing out doesn't help either
I like that people frequently like me posting
Makes me feel special or something
Makes me feel happy and gooey
So yeah that is usually my main reason for posting
I mean, it brings some happy to some people kinda
Makes me feel appreciated
Maybe a little selfish
But it is the truth
Doesn't everyone here post for selfish reasons?
Anyway, am really fucking tired
Weather was shit today
Very persistent drizzle
The kind that is not wet but does soak you
Really sucks
I also realised I haven't seen sun in 2 weeks
I want sun
I miss sun light
December is evil
I understand why Christmas became a thing
Because you need something in this misery
So yeah, done rambling
Have fun
Hope you like
Hope it gives me some points
Might post again soon
Reading the audio book while out lately, Peter Capaldi is a good voice actor, the BBC/Netflix show completely wasted him as Kehaar, his Kehaar in the audio book is amazing
Also the book is amazing
Rat tax
I was teasing Violet and Rose
byronwilliams4010
#42 Today's (American) kids will never know the thrill of rocketing down a 1 1/2-lane unmarked blacktop road with twists like a spasming blacksnake at well over highway speed at 2 AM and only just catching the writing on the 'STATE MAINTENANCE ENDS' sign in the periphery of your headlights before you go sailing off the pavement and into the Maitlands' post-mortem front yard.
RabbitAndOctopus
I took a nap today and dreamt a girl was coming in for a kiss and I woke up trying to kiss my cat, who was like, wtf man, we're just roommates.
3Davideo
Oh, like Aragorn and Brego in that one scene.
HCBailly
#1
mondeca
trigonman3
fukken saved
candar
#6 only counts as a prank if she also remapped em
AK90
#1 Ah yes, that one time Janeway almost destroyed an entire civilization...
xurs
#32 her parents doomed her
MoonMoon89
#9
Malloon
I just reread Skin Game, but I suppose I could reread that one too.
Asist0ed
Oh, and upvotes/likes/wtfever give dopamine kicks, similar to slot machines, just in lower levels.
Of course everyone posts for selfish reasons ;)
Just, you still make people happy as well.
That's a fair deal ;)
Cindex1337
#6 I used to do stuff like this to my own keyboard to spell things out because it was hilarious anytime someone tried to use my computer.
Good luck motherfuckers! Learn to touch type!
FuzzyMedic
#9 A dream pastry, you say?
tangent
Don't eat the pastries in Barovia.
FuzzyMedic
But they're to die for!
Tricky718
What pretty ratties 😍
ClownishAntics
#18 #50
Asist0ed
upvoted and eleventy attention points. I don't know the conversion from bropoints to attention ones.
Actually zoned out into your story in the comments.
You in the northern climate as well?
Icelandic here. And mentally, more or less solar powered, so feel you.
Take care my dude.
DigiT00l
Dutch yeah, we have daylight, just so cloudy there is no visible sun
arhalts
#36 brighten your mood with a wonderfully light hearted studio ghibli flic next, may I recommend grave of the fireflies.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Personally I recommend the heart warming tale of a boy and his dog, A Dog of Flanders. It's really sweet at the end, they go to church on Christmas.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
Oh, if you like dogs you definitely need to watch this movie called Plague Dogs
Gegenschein
My favorite dog move/book is Where the Red Fern Grows
mechanerd
#9 Fae Market Value?
MaleekTheFreak
The goblin market
theoccultist
Fairy Market Value
byronwilliams4010
I appreciate you going out and gathering all of these memes and posting them where I can easily enjoy them. It Is Said.
BigJT
#36 I watched this when I was 8 years old, and for years nobody else I knew had seen it (their parents clearly had better sense in that regard than my own) so eventually I stopped asking people about it, thinking that it was something horrific from my own nightmarish imagination. TEN YEARS LATER someone else brought it up and I nearly wept with joy at learning it was real.
DigiT00l
I do really recommend the book, it is much better than the movie, the graphic novel is the best adaptation of the book too
BigJT
You'd better believe that the first thing I did after learning that the movie existed was learn that it was based off a book and buy a copy. Took me months to find a copy of the movie (this was before streaming and when Amazon was still just books), but the book was easy to track down.
DigiT00l
The graphic novel released this year, it is a very good adaptation, the best even
huzzahsallaround
#45 He most certainly had a job! And that job is beach.
nspriest233
And is that her sister or really her "sister" because barbie can't be gay
DigiT00l
Depends on the Ken
ThankYouForYourTime
#18 Happy Solstice y’all!
DigiT00l
Not quite, getting close, hope it takes the clouds away though
ThankYouForYourTime
Sorry, Happy (Pre) Solstice y’all!
tangent
#13 Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett if you were wondering
CatShadowleaf
I was going to ask if it could have been Robin Hobb's Farseer books, so thank you
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#37 Death is never really the one who kills you. Neither is Hades. They may be grim, it is their nature, but they’re not cruel or evil or vindictive. I think it would be much worse to face the afterlife without Death, to have to turn and walk, alone, into eternity. A soul faced with that might be reluctant to take a step, and perhaps they could be forgiven their cowardice because no one ever wants to face their mortality while they are alive, why should dying change that?
NeynasGhost
"What can the harvest hope for, if not the care of the reaper man?"
ThatDudeInTheMitten
#6 If you know how to type with more than two fingers, this shouldn't affect you much...
I'm more curious about the significance of the red keys..?
DigiT00l
WASD for gamers, frequently used to move characters
ThatDudeInTheMitten
Thank you, I learned something new today...
RichterCa
Lordborgman
35+ years of muscle memory would make that more difficult than you'd imagine.
DigiT00l
The key caps shouldn't affect the actual keys
Lordborgman
Indeed, well minus the F and J bumps.
AtmaDarkwolf
well for higher end keyboards it might. The different rows (usually just the bottom of the 3 letter rows) will be lower/shorter than the back rows(the keycaps are slightly higher) but for most keyboards they won't.
AntaNce
Hey @OP, I just want to say I've always enjoyed your posts, regardless of subject, & I'm sorry you're low. Have another upvote, & hang loose
DigiT00l
I don't really know what you mean with hang loose, but my thoughts are more on the inappropriate side, and to that I say "I want to but it is too cold"
AntaNce
LOL. It's cold here too. --Sorry, bro. I am old & dated. "Hang loose" is a hand gesture with friendly intent often associated with Hawaii & surf culture from the 19th century LOL -a concept of friendship, understanding, compassion, & solidarity https://clipground.com/images/hang-loose-clipart-7.jpg
punknoodles0
#28 I use a Cybertruck to peel my fruits and veggies.
DigiT00l
How many uses do you get out of it before it is rusted?
punknoodles0
I'd say, about 3.50
JPRiddles
They're multiple use?
Fitzapollo
#33 Yeah, dude. I watched some old Macgyver, Columbo, and Golden Girls and I think it is hilarious how douchebags whine about how "Woke" everything is now. Tolerance and human decency in television isn't what's new... On that topic, I have terrible news for them about star trek....
disposabledom
#16 this has to be one of the smartest advertisements of all time
DigiT00l
It did go rather viral
dorenavant
#6 I don’t get this one. I promise, I tried.
NotSomoneElse68
Look at the order the keys are in.
dorenavant
Thanks! Moron me was too fixated on the red keys to look at the others. It's been one of those days!
NeynasGhost
She "fixed" the keyboard by putting the key caps in alphabetical order ("abcd- and so on") when keyboards are generally arranged....not like that.
dorenavant
Uggggh! I was distracted by the red ones so completely forgot to look at the entire keyboard! Thank you. 😊
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#48 I once used an empty quart sized bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup as a water bottle for a while.
ShiftingPattern
It's really not cool to pretend that you were the protagonist in well-known memes.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
That's where I got the idea.
skunkaway2000
Well, they do say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Or is that copyright infringement? I can never keep those 2 straight...
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Next time I do something like that I plan on filling it with Bailey's.
Munchman347
#6 'Qwerty' was invented because manual typewriter keys would jam up if typed too quickly. It was intended to slow you down. Unfortunately, it's become the norm and Dvorak and Colemak have been ignored by most manufacturers of keyboards...
JPRiddles
That's a myth. They tried many layouts and the inventor settled on QWERTY because he could impress investors by typing "typewriter quote" quickly from one line.
DigiT00l
Also keycaps don't affect the actual buttons that are pressed, otherwise the ridiculous Dutch keyboard layout would not exist because all keyboards in the Netherlands have the American layout on the keycaps, good luck trying to set up a computer when it defaults to a Dutch keyboard layout and you can't find the fucking @ because shift-2 is ! for some fucking reason
wanjeonhanwalwal
How bad is the Dutch keyboard layout? I find AZERTY to be the absolute worst.
DigiT00l
It is QWERTY, but all the punctuation marks are completely in different places, as mentioned shift-2 is ! instead of @, I will look if I can find an image
DigiT00l
I was wrong, shift-2 is "
DigiT00l
Keep in mind every single keyboard sold in the Netherlands looks like this (I can't seem to rotate the image)
aChungusAmongUs
i had a dream last night where I had an asian gf and couldn’t stop calling her sushi
JPRiddles
You don't have to tell us that
aChungusAmongUs
We don’t have to do any of the things we do here
dorenavant
You may want to rethink that:
https://youtu.be/Ae0AQLjpOZk?si=dSg9OChNSR3M8WTb
aChungusAmongUs
Ok yeah lemme just go back to sleep and re-enter the nonsensical universe of my unconscious mind and apologize to my imaginary gf.
pandemicpolemic
Well? She’s waiting!
aChungusAmongUs
I went back but she was a worm