Mar 19, 2023 2:03 PM
OctaviaMinor
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moresaxandviolins
#5 needs MORE COWBELL!
thevortexmaster
Im pretty sure the guy whacking the croc in reality was baiting the croc with his dogs and one got eaten.
derzoomer
Now I want a pet Emu that I walk around the town
ArthurT
The amount of swearing is endering.
ComoSeIguana
All of these made me smile
That’s the goal!
SteerpikeSteerpike
Fuck, I missed Worraz!
wrr8h6c3pe9
#4 I feel like there is value in life to always have a frying pan in hand
crzyslydog
That old man is gonna get to old for that alligator shit and guess who wins! Can't wait!fuck that asshole
SmokyDoggg
#1 Regardless of all else how the fuck are you gonna punch someone wearing a helmet in the face? All you’ll get is a broken hand I promise.
flamingflamingo
I think it was for training purposes. I don’t know if a lot of stab criminals are gonna be in PPE.
hwatL4bloopy
He's an asshole
cyberghduck
#5 is actually really impressive. Like a lot of tallet. Yet if he only had the guitar he would look less of a dork
Scarecrow241
despite being ridiculous some of #3 are actually pretty impressive
JohnSmi76648226
#1 First dude swung his arms under to block the hand with the knife. Second dude swung his arms over the knife, so it was still there
datphone777365
#8
TheobromineAddict
#1 Doesn't help that she did it entirely wrong.
#4 florida battle mage be like "cast iron!" "cast iron"...
#6 You could never have succeeded in doing that deliberately.
RealityInflicted
#1 As frustrated Filipino instructor once said: "Why do you guys always aim for the throat or face when the torso is a much bigger target?"
MrListerTheFirst
Bulletproof vests?
imgurmage
#3 "Happy New Year!" -SIR
Hotsauceman
Hahahahahaha! This is why I built a home gym
donorkort
Love those comics. Absolutely legendary. Making them happening real life doubly so. 10/10
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
Anyone know the song? It slaps.
Girlie1337
It's Rave by Dxrk squiggly lines.
MarioBoon
#1 why's he think hitting a construction designed to absorb much greater hits with his bare hand will result in hurting the helmeted guy?
BigRedTX
#1
mikeatike
This will never get old.
Huor
I just love this one.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Was hoping this would be down here.
SciencePetsComputers
With material arts, unless you can do something faster than the other person can process it's just a fantasy dance.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
Really, ai find that pretty immaterial
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
And doing that takes a ton of practice and repetition so that these actions are done without really thinking. I’ve performed actions and
Was amazed at basically watching myself react. They were moved I practiced a lot and they basically became muscle memory
shalnon
to be fair, the 2nd defender in #1 spun the wrong way. The idea seemed to be to spin around and immobilize the knife arm. not what he did.
hellodeliciousfriend
But what if the attacker has normal human reflexes and pulls the knife back, cutting your arm and putting him in a position to stab you?
I mean if someone has a knife to you, that's still a risk even if you do nothing. So i think the more important question is (1/?)
Where is the point where the attacker's attitude is so destructive that doing nothing makes injury a certainty? If inaction will yield (2/3)
injury or death, than the question changes from "should I fight back", to "which method of fighting will help more than hurt my chances(3/3)
Flechet
also my understanding of knife fights is that rule one is you are 100% gona get hurt, probably bad. so unless its that or death don't.
ThatShiftyMonkey
Yep, if you get in a knife fight, you're getting cut. Gun fight, you're gettin shot. Maybe not, but probably yeah.
theomni
The loser of a knife fight bleeds out in the street. The winner bleeds out in the ambulance.
ShamalamaDingDing
#1 lol ok but those are very different moves. He isn’t even doing remotely the same thing.
chetnixandflill
#4 hey, ya cunt, where's your dog?!
SirSmurfalot
#10 Allegedly.
Shybastard
#5 must know song so I can try to find some guitar tab. Love that rhythm. Help?
jesusallupinme
Aaron Krono dancing
Thank you
That is not the song. Kept coming up with song boppin
Fyreworx
#1 the raw untempered aggression of a P7 laser lotus.
irrelevant18
Australia, what a friendly country.
Frostycopper
#1 the 2nd person turned the wrong way and made no attempt to lock the arm. At least show how it's a bad plan not show something else.
CausticCake
He spun the right way, he just made no attempt to redirect the knife or lock the arm
NoNameFred
Yeah, the most important part of the first demonstration was stepping *away* from the knife to open distance. Not pushing *towards* it…
Imalwaysready
That's because the second person was just filming a funny...
GayBondageMaster
As a fellow armchair self-defense expert, I agree.
Thanks bud. We stand united. Or, rather, we sit united.
Wepfmokk
iwishiwasaborted
Lift left arm off shoulder. Retract knife arm while slicing the neck. Videos where the instructor has infinite action points are dangerous.
austinwizardforhire
Yeah, not saying it's a good idea but they did the exact opposite of the move...
hhggg3000
Even if the move works I’m fairly sure punching someone in the face while they are wearing a helmet is not going to hurt them.
Holedemort
Might hurt their neck thou.
hotmessactual
Push up on the helmet's chin to blind them with its interior, or start attacking their throat, or just go for the ol dick twist.
hobojones85
Nah,. It'll hurt you tho
NotTheSameAnymore
#1 acquaintance who open carries was beaten badly and robbed of his gun by an unarmed man yesterday. Good guys with guns don't stop anybody
Maybe your acquaintance was really not such a good guy?
treknor
good. now he has to buy another gun. capitalism is great.
MDChemistry
He needs training. I recommend unarmed first like jiujitsu/wrestling. Then learn the weapon after. Just having a weapon is dangerous.
Older and Walks with a limp. Like a lot of the vulnerable he thought it would help.
QueenOfTheFey
Disagree, most martial arts just make overconfident victims.They're Art/Sports not real combat training. It's massively different irl fights
putcleverusernamehere
In any case, open carry is stupid. If you're going to carry, get a permit if required, and conceal carry. Ask any instructor.Don't advertise
Filanwizard
Yeah concealed let’s the user make the choice to show their hand, As some situations in public places adding another gun could be bad.
Yup, displaying can antagonize idiots soput
MyDobieCastor
And that is why you don't open carry.
Better off not tipping your hand.
Chort26
FelixGoldenrod
Why do I imagine this is a daily occurrence for every Floridian
Must be a mage because he cast iron
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
v
Myrati
Isnt this the same guy/spot that fed a gator their dog?
silviotheegreat
Don't mess with me. I lived through things you can only imagine.
In reality that guy was baiting the croc with his dogs and i believe one got eaten
Right you are.
Boatsntoes
What
Not sure how much easier I can explain it
OldFarter
#7 Whats the song... I actually started jiving to that tune.
BooRidley
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/in4a9o/welcome_to_the_party/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
“Jiving”. It’s been a few decades. Even longer than “rad”
NeverDunNuffin
Aaron Smith - Dancin (Krono Remix) https://youtu.be/0XFudmaObLI
DiaryOfAFatKid
Love that music video, and it is such a good song
PandAnomoly
What... Uh, what music video?
moresaxandviolins
#5 needs MORE COWBELL!
thevortexmaster
Im pretty sure the guy whacking the croc in reality was baiting the croc with his dogs and one got eaten.
derzoomer
Now I want a pet Emu that I walk around the town
ArthurT
The amount of swearing is endering.
ComoSeIguana
All of these made me smile
OctaviaMinor
That’s the goal!
SteerpikeSteerpike
Fuck, I missed Worraz!
wrr8h6c3pe9
#4 I feel like there is value in life to always have a frying pan in hand
crzyslydog
That old man is gonna get to old for that alligator shit and guess who wins! Can't wait!fuck that asshole
SmokyDoggg
#1 Regardless of all else how the fuck are you gonna punch someone wearing a helmet in the face? All you’ll get is a broken hand I promise.
flamingflamingo
I think it was for training purposes. I don’t know if a lot of stab criminals are gonna be in PPE.
hwatL4bloopy
He's an asshole
cyberghduck
#5 is actually really impressive. Like a lot of tallet. Yet if he only had the guitar he would look less of a dork
Scarecrow241
despite being ridiculous some of #3 are actually pretty impressive
JohnSmi76648226
#1 First dude swung his arms under to block the hand with the knife. Second dude swung his arms over the knife, so it was still there
datphone777365
#8
TheobromineAddict
#1 Doesn't help that she did it entirely wrong.
datphone777365
#4 florida battle mage be like "cast iron!" "cast iron"...
TheobromineAddict
#6 You could never have succeeded in doing that deliberately.
RealityInflicted
#1 As frustrated Filipino instructor once said: "Why do you guys always aim for the throat or face when the torso is a much bigger target?"
MrListerTheFirst
Bulletproof vests?
imgurmage
#3 "Happy New Year!" -SIR
Hotsauceman
Hahahahahaha! This is why I built a home gym
donorkort
Love those comics. Absolutely legendary. Making them happening real life doubly so. 10/10
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
Anyone know the song? It slaps.
Girlie1337
It's Rave by Dxrk squiggly lines.
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
MarioBoon
#1 why's he think hitting a construction designed to absorb much greater hits with his bare hand will result in hurting the helmeted guy?
BigRedTX
#1
mikeatike
This will never get old.
Huor
I just love this one.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Was hoping this would be down here.
SciencePetsComputers
With material arts, unless you can do something faster than the other person can process it's just a fantasy dance.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
Really, ai find that pretty immaterial
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
And doing that takes a ton of practice and repetition so that these actions are done without really thinking. I’ve performed actions and
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Was amazed at basically watching myself react. They were moved I practiced a lot and they basically became muscle memory
shalnon
to be fair, the 2nd defender in #1 spun the wrong way. The idea seemed to be to spin around and immobilize the knife arm. not what he did.
hellodeliciousfriend
But what if the attacker has normal human reflexes and pulls the knife back, cutting your arm and putting him in a position to stab you?
shalnon
I mean if someone has a knife to you, that's still a risk even if you do nothing. So i think the more important question is (1/?)
shalnon
Where is the point where the attacker's attitude is so destructive that doing nothing makes injury a certainty? If inaction will yield (2/3)
shalnon
injury or death, than the question changes from "should I fight back", to "which method of fighting will help more than hurt my chances(3/3)
Flechet
also my understanding of knife fights is that rule one is you are 100% gona get hurt, probably bad. so unless its that or death don't.
ThatShiftyMonkey
Yep, if you get in a knife fight, you're getting cut. Gun fight, you're gettin shot. Maybe not, but probably yeah.
theomni
The loser of a knife fight bleeds out in the street. The winner bleeds out in the ambulance.
ShamalamaDingDing
#1 lol ok but those are very different moves. He isn’t even doing remotely the same thing.
chetnixandflill
#4 hey, ya cunt, where's your dog?!
SirSmurfalot
#10 Allegedly.
Shybastard
#5 must know song so I can try to find some guitar tab. Love that rhythm. Help?
jesusallupinme
Aaron Krono dancing
Shybastard
Thank you
Shybastard
That is not the song. Kept coming up with song boppin
Fyreworx
#1 the raw untempered aggression of a P7 laser lotus.
irrelevant18
Australia, what a friendly country.
Frostycopper
#1 the 2nd person turned the wrong way and made no attempt to lock the arm. At least show how it's a bad plan not show something else.
CausticCake
He spun the right way, he just made no attempt to redirect the knife or lock the arm
NoNameFred
Yeah, the most important part of the first demonstration was stepping *away* from the knife to open distance. Not pushing *towards* it…
Imalwaysready
That's because the second person was just filming a funny...
GayBondageMaster
As a fellow armchair self-defense expert, I agree.
Frostycopper
Thanks bud. We stand united. Or, rather, we sit united.
Wepfmokk
iwishiwasaborted
Lift left arm off shoulder. Retract knife arm while slicing the neck. Videos where the instructor has infinite action points are dangerous.
austinwizardforhire
Yeah, not saying it's a good idea but they did the exact opposite of the move...
hhggg3000
Even if the move works I’m fairly sure punching someone in the face while they are wearing a helmet is not going to hurt them.
Holedemort
Might hurt their neck thou.
hotmessactual
Push up on the helmet's chin to blind them with its interior, or start attacking their throat, or just go for the ol dick twist.
hobojones85
Nah,. It'll hurt you tho
NotTheSameAnymore
#1 acquaintance who open carries was beaten badly and robbed of his gun by an unarmed man yesterday. Good guys with guns don't stop anybody
Imalwaysready
Maybe your acquaintance was really not such a good guy?
treknor
good. now he has to buy another gun. capitalism is great.
MDChemistry
He needs training. I recommend unarmed first like jiujitsu/wrestling. Then learn the weapon after. Just having a weapon is dangerous.
NotTheSameAnymore
Older and Walks with a limp. Like a lot of the vulnerable he thought it would help.
QueenOfTheFey
Disagree, most martial arts just make overconfident victims.They're Art/Sports not real combat training. It's massively different irl fights
putcleverusernamehere
In any case, open carry is stupid. If you're going to carry, get a permit if required, and conceal carry. Ask any instructor.Don't advertise
Filanwizard
Yeah concealed let’s the user make the choice to show their hand, As some situations in public places adding another gun could be bad.
putcleverusernamehere
Yup, displaying can antagonize idiots soput
MyDobieCastor
And that is why you don't open carry.
MyDobieCastor
Better off not tipping your hand.
Chort26
FelixGoldenrod
Why do I imagine this is a daily occurrence for every Floridian
SmokyDoggg
Must be a mage because he cast iron
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Myrati
Isnt this the same guy/spot that fed a gator their dog?
silviotheegreat
Don't mess with me. I lived through things you can only imagine.
thevortexmaster
In reality that guy was baiting the croc with his dogs and i believe one got eaten
chetnixandflill
Right you are.
Boatsntoes
What
thevortexmaster
Not sure how much easier I can explain it
OldFarter
#7 Whats the song... I actually started jiving to that tune.
BooRidley
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/in4a9o/welcome_to_the_party/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
“Jiving”. It’s been a few decades. Even longer than “rad”
NeverDunNuffin
Aaron Smith - Dancin (Krono Remix) https://youtu.be/0XFudmaObLI
OldFarter
DiaryOfAFatKid
Love that music video, and it is such a good song
PandAnomoly
What... Uh, what music video?