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That's some The Sims style speed.
Edit: Oh, well FrontPage. That escalated quickly. Send whatever you want (except for nudes). Thanks a lot^^
Edit2: As many pointed out. The Top Gear guys made this joke on the Grand Tour. So enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNGacThJwo
blackguard89
Oh I have a friend from childhood and his fiancee that live in Nuremberg
SickOfThisCessPool
I don't see Accidentalpregnancyburg on this map
RobertZimmermanWasRight
And once you are at wedding, fucking is far far away
bigred61772597
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Driving in Germany you could shave at least four hours off that trip. Very efficient roads.
laserray
Wow those are real towns.. though 2 were shopped in, but google maps says otherwise
forsale90
In southern Germany and Austria a lot of cities have the ending -ing, so it was just a matter of probability.
SirPelvisJohnwood
E.g. Tittmoning is right next to Fucking.
ErinFromTheOffice
Let me guess...you watch The Grand Tour?
forsale90
Actually, no. Watched Top Gear some time ago, but not recently. I honestly didn't know they made this joke.
Gochira
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forsale90
That's actually the reason why I came up with making this joke into a post.^^
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Wasn't this route on The Grand Tour?
Amthrob
I've seen the way Germans drive on the autobahn. With your lovely detour that's still only maybe 4.5 hours
Kylari
Wel, that was a quick date.
KnowerOfNothing
Not if there's traffic...
Kylari
I hate traffic...horns always honking over each other. The mustang never -really- listens.
Kopar
I cant wait to finally Regensburg a woman.
RideTheStimutacs
Catandhercat
TheShadowsLengthen
I always Munich before Kissing. I'm a freak apparently...
epicstorybro
Better halle salle
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
They left out Tittmoning in the same area as Petting and Fucking.
mingotheflamingo
I bet I could beat that in the Sims
Ninjamit
Woo I can see my home town as well as the city I live in right now.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
forsale90
Wow, I knew it was a nice joke, but I never thought I would attract a real Imgur legend with it. Have to mark this in the calendar.
Metallorgano2016
The king has appeared!
Clbull
I'm 12 and what is this?
AdditionalPylons
He's even infected the comments section! Well played sir, plus one for sure.
laton
This seems appropriate here
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ChaosandChaos
Alexa jordan
allyourdownvotearebelongtome
easy clarkson
TheUltimatePunMaster
I am very confused by the highway system
IrreversibleChickenNugget101
Woah, why is petting and fucking so close?
poughdrew
Badsequence
9 months
Windharp
Germans are effective.
anonnona887
Efficient that's probably the word too
KnowerOfNothing
Also we balance our prioriti... priority well:
RADICALFREEDOM
The classic relationship model: Kissing, Petting, Fucking, Regensburg. I remember the first time I got to Regensburg with a girl.
KristofferRudolfson
My gf and me, we live in Regensburg and we really had to laugh. Thx for that ^^
RADICALFREEDOM
Bitte!
keillrandor
I failed the trial at Nuremberg before we got that far...
ChiRhoXP
Don't forget about Jena
BritishGingerLefty
Regensburg do great lederhosen. That's where I bought mine :D
TinnnRoofRusted
Why the hell wouldn't you just take 92 up to... ohh I see what you did there.
BlackFootSanji
I thought exactly this
FurtiveGlancer
Go on... continue to divorce...
LarryPutsPineappleOnPizza
You obviously haven't been to Rosenheim this time of these.. it's beautiful.
forsale90
Nope, stuck in Garching. Studying.
forsale90
Well, you could go straigt, but this way is way more fun.
Diddykongkey
In a proper Christian marriage it'll take forever to make it to fucking
forsale90
Yeah, going to Wedding and then to Fucking is hell of a detour.
goodolechefmike
This is from Top Gear right?
Simish
Yup
SpellingIncorrecctIncorrectly
The Grand Tour you mean
forsale90
No idea if they did this joke to. Heard this joke a while ago and decided to make a screen in google maps.
SteevyT
Yes, yes they did.
forsale90
Don't remember where I got it from. Since they are pretty genius, you may be right.^^