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ihateveggies
His turtle neck sweater makes this.
winterwanter
Took me a bit to realize he didn't eat his mustache because he never had a mustached to begin with. Good.
TheLastGreatCanadian
"We've never forced our culture on anybody and we're the rightful owners of the North American continent."
EstoppelFoxdale
And then when Americans go into other countries, they expect everyone to speak English for them.
AwesomeWelles
well done for rocking the belly vest though, sartorial courage right there.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
So related: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/national_language.jpg
plumbdogmilz
i work with illegal mexican immigrants, they are the hardest working, most community oriented people i have met. and they all pay taxes...
finallyirrelevant
I thought his moustache kept changing and disappearing. Took me a good few reads.
grizzzzzly
That beer gut tho
Calvinbah
That backflip tho
Havenscloud
Not as ridiculous as that mouth that looks like a mustache, and that chin that looks like his mouth.
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
So shiny!
SweetfancyMoses
http://imgur.com/jOdS9
jackjackjackjack
that dick-nose
ApfelKuchen
#3 he has a mustache and #4 a really big mustache
Dovahkitteh
I don't want anyone who wears a tube top sweater to be in my country.
c0otiequ3en
Do you mean turtleneck?
luckie408
Is he flipping him off at the end?
dred8667
I love food to much to be racist.
dsfounis
The language is a bare basic, though. I'm a Greek living in Norway, I felt obliged to learn Norwegian prior to moving here.
ohgodthepressure
It doesn't mean that people have to treat immigrants like shit when they don't know the language, which happens a lot here, sadly.
hornsofthebull
*No way Jose!
iamsandra
There is NO official language in the US
idontunderstandwhyineedtomakeausername
Canada feels the same aboot muricans coming and stealing our Poutine.
insweden
Yes, you're a goose. We're force feeding you tacos to make delicious taco flavoured Fois Gras.
Todesengelchen
I'm missing the panel where some Apache/Sioux/Navajo/… indian walks by and is just like "Hey, what's up?"
wingding87
I'd laugh, but I've heard this too much... without the taco context... but I'm sure they eat them just as well
ok.... I laughed :)
katiokins
He just needed a taco. It's like those snicker commercials. He's not himself when he's hungry.
wolfpreist
i don't have a problem with their culture, i have a problem with them coming here illegally and not speaking our language.
Beegeezee505
Cue the people saying that we have no official language, even though we are almost entirely English speaking. Borders/Language/Culture 1/2
2/ advantage of tax funded programs.
If you don't have these 3 things clearly defined, you do not have a country.
echonite
Says who? We have defined borders, a common language, and a culture. No country has a single version of any of these, save for border.
I'll be honest, its more the "coming here illegally" that I have a problem with. That and illegals not paying taxes and taking advantage 1/
ourgreatbenefactor
They actually pay billions of dollars of taxes. Plus, it's not like you have to learn the language, learning American history will tell you.
You live up north don't you?
Yes I do.
iThoughtSheWasLvl18
I WANT A GOD DAMN LITER O COLA
jsktrogdor
A what?
spaztech
DAMMIT, YOU BURGER PUNK!
LackOfSupervision
"Litre is French for, gimme my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!"
punchjaw
Does this look like spit to you?
Ah, fuck it.. * munch munch *
nystagmus27
WANT ME TO PUNCHASIZE YOUR FACE FOR FREE?
rilesburg
Related: in store line a woman speaks on her phone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he says 1/4
thecockcrowsattwelve
FINISH THE STORY
Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.” 2/4
Woman: “Excuse me?” Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.” 3/4
Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.” 4/4
LatinaGirl101
I fucking love this !:)
densecloud91
I know exactly how big that taco stand is.
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wessyfbaby
I guess there's no Jose's insweden
TheStaleBread
Where's the bana- ohhhh.
didneypls
okay whuh?
RyoukoSama
Half of Jaun Jose
GooberSnotpants
Sick reference.
graehall
TIL: yet another reason why this is my favourite site on the internet. Previously on imgur: EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AWESOME :)
derpyginger
iunderstandthatreference.gif
craftingblue
I don't :(
RobotBeardThePirate
About half a Jose
DrBarrelRoll
HAHAHAHAHA, THAT TOOK ME A MINUTE
shayfish140
Ha! I spent a good 30 seconds looking for a banana before it clicked,
airandfingers
I thought @DenseCloud was pretending the C in "TACOS" was a banana..
Cormaiyn
We've been here too long... that reference...
YouMightGetIdeas
Sick reference!
sheeprh
Jose for scale
DistractingGif
IF YOU DON'T GET THIS REFERENCE YOU'RE NOT A TRUE IMGURIAN.
asiantastic
ew who wants that?
norwegianwool
We need to bring this back!
LordXeras
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/no-true-scotsman
Elisif
take it, take my upvote
Sozara
Thank you! I've always wondered where that one came from ;)
DieterVonCunth
I literally burst out laughing. I owe you a drink.
I gladly accept alcohol, especially from random strangers on the internet :)
http://festivals.iloveindia.com/friendship-day/pics/internet-friends.jpg
Muffincloud
'MURICA! But in all seriousness, Coca Cola has a dedicated consumer for life over here after that Super Bowl ad.
Since without that ad, you *werent* going to buy coca-cola products until you died?
Campaign succesful, now keep thinking they did it because they care.
heterocera
Who downvotes this? Guess people would rather not know the truth.
Don't fall for it--it was just good marketing, and they are still evil.
Mortskiw
You know they've most likely murdered union leaders in South America for demanding better work conditions, right?
Lol woah now there buddy, business is different from murder.
Hiring paramilitaric groups to kill and torture people sound closer to murder
Polemist
Wonder how many people know the Southwest US was once part of Mexico
The U.S. nearly annexed much of northern Mexico and all of Baja during negotiations for the Gadsden Purchase.
Dalylah
Considering the huge population of hispanics in the SW I think most people who live here realize that. No difference to me, just a color.
phatmatt412
Too bad America and Mexico went to war and America legally won it all
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
was.....
hoppizilla
something I have pondered ever since I learned that in High School. lol, WE were illegally going to THEIR country
slader
That's really a non sequitur. It only matters who has control over the land now. Also, to be fair, the US gov has no official language.
The US may not have an official language, but when was the last time we had a non-English speaking elected representative?
MyrnaMaeve
Anyone who paid attention in either World History or American History in high school. And probably most history buffs.
iloatheyouall
Or the fact that the United States has no official language.
California does, and it's English so fuckers better learn to respect it.
ChibiGojira
Or that Texas is originally a Spanish word
homeboymcjewerson
yeah and they lost it. france doesn't claim ownership of europe because napolean conquered it 300 years ago. so mexico shouldn't either
Dragonweed
Some people say it was Santa anna who sold it, others that it was Benito Juarez anyway we are everywhere in the U.S.
almost everyone
pallentx
Actually, people from any country can live here.
terbril
There's a difference. New Spain won its independence and became Mexico. The US purchased half of Mexico's territory under coercion.
Not saying that someone "gets to live" anywhere, but pointing out that you're comparing two very different political situations.
iESH
Wonder how many people know that hard shell taco is an American invention. As is the burrito
People say that the burrito is american, but how can that be since tortillas come from mexico. I'm sure they wrapped food with it first.
whoopsmyfingerslipped
Burritos were first made in chihuahua mexico with flour tortilla...sorry all y'all got is the lazy hard shell
ilikebreakfast
And then add into the mix Arizona's law flat out banning the teaching of "ethnic studies"- (yes, very much including Mexico/Southwest hist.)
casualmex
WHAT?
larry3000
Absolutely serious; read this and immediately got a sharp pain in my right temple. And I already KNEW Arizona was bad.
Austria
As a democratic, non-racist, white arizonan,... Help me.
As someone from the Southwest-ish, it's not until college that you learn about it in depth, if you choose to. Most hs history classes >>
are about things that happened in New England and the South. Basically no local history in the curriculum.
I'm from the SW and I learned it extensively in high school. We spent half a semester on just the SW in our US history class.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I grew up in New Mexico where we have a mandatory NM/Southwest history class in middle school and all of that is taught extensively.
thepigeonman
yep, grew up in NM too and remember those classes. All I remember is the Pueblo Revolt.
AaronBurr
As someone else from the southwestish, they teach this is elementary school, middle school, and high school.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
To be fair, tacos are pretty awesome.
baasic
To be fair tacos were invented in Los Angeles.
smashpro1
"Tacos rule!" - George W. Bush
http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/bush-flipping-the-bird-photo.jpg
iamthisguy247
To avoid this debate in the future, I move we rename them Freedom Envelopes.
"Yes I'd like two Beef Freedom Envelopes, a Bean Liberty Roll up, and an order of My Chips Not Yours.
puscypher
This. This is absolutely fucking perfect.
Haha, thanks.
GuffTheTough
To be fair, Mexican food in general is pretty awesome.
Damn straight. Also, wet burrito sounds dirty, and I like it.
RipVanFit
Sorry guys, but you need to come to Mexico to have real tacos.
megustanlostacos
agree
Your username is pretty relevant.
FromDenmarkWithHate
Smothered burritos are sooooo much better.
Bro49
"munch munch"
(you forgot to flip me off)
TheDickofDestiny
Taco 'bout a clever comment..
Please, continue to taco 'bout it.
Geogon
testingonetwothreetesting
I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that...
I'm just full of surprises
WOW! JUST WOW!
lol
MrWigglemunch
I prefer my tacos with Juan Moore Cervesa!
Junai
Because... uhh... tacos!
burritoandtaco
Yes they are. So are burritos.
And at this point, more american than mexican.
...still awesome.
*More awesome. I would say.
'Murica.
carewyllie
To be fair, so is Spanish. ;)
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
And to be factual, tacos aren't Mexican.
AnExpertInThisField
Made by Mexicans... for Americans. It's American food.
Erotes
As a gay guy... my friends tease me every single time I order fish tacos.
I get it! Because you prefer http://www.pootsandtoots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1292103519qFkp86.jpg
wait don't tell me...i'll get this..
WOOD!?!? HE PREFERS WOOD! Not logs guys
That was my exact thought. "He prefers logs..."
MrRadthorne
I've heard it both ways
SnickerMyKnickers
Or a nice, tasty, Mission street burrito. Those things are like two meals wrapped in one, overstuffed, delicious tortilla. Mmm
Never had one, but totally willing to try it. Any comparison to Chipotle?
I've only eaten at Chipotle once. I think Mission street burritos are waaaay better. I get 'em super with sour cream, guacamole, salsa, etc
Where are these Mission Street burritos? Anywhere in the Midwest?
Mm nyet. In San Francisco. Sorry, I've been here for too long and I assume everyone knows what I'm talking about. If you ever make it (1)
Buthisisnotevenmyaccount
I have never eaten a taco and i am 28 year old. Is this bad thing?
Not bad so much as mind boggling. Let me know if you want a recipe to make them from scratch. Or, if you have The Joy of Cooking, look there
How is that even possible?!
I don't think that tacos are so big deal here in europe. Never seen any restaurants that sell those :s
Ah, gotcha. Well if it weren't so unsanitary, I'd send you one.
ihateveggies
His turtle neck sweater makes this.
winterwanter
Took me a bit to realize he didn't eat his mustache because he never had a mustached to begin with. Good.
TheLastGreatCanadian
"We've never forced our culture on anybody and we're the rightful owners of the North American continent."
EstoppelFoxdale
And then when Americans go into other countries, they expect everyone to speak English for them.
AwesomeWelles
well done for rocking the belly vest though, sartorial courage right there.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
So related: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/national_language.jpg
plumbdogmilz
i work with illegal mexican immigrants, they are the hardest working, most community oriented people i have met. and they all pay taxes...
finallyirrelevant
I thought his moustache kept changing and disappearing. Took me a good few reads.
grizzzzzly
That beer gut tho
Calvinbah
That backflip tho
Havenscloud
Not as ridiculous as that mouth that looks like a mustache, and that chin that looks like his mouth.
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
So shiny!
SweetfancyMoses
http://imgur.com/jOdS9
jackjackjackjack
that dick-nose
ApfelKuchen
#3 he has a mustache and #4 a really big mustache
Dovahkitteh
I don't want anyone who wears a tube top sweater to be in my country.
c0otiequ3en
Do you mean turtleneck?
luckie408
Is he flipping him off at the end?
dred8667
I love food to much to be racist.
dsfounis
The language is a bare basic, though. I'm a Greek living in Norway, I felt obliged to learn Norwegian prior to moving here.
ohgodthepressure
It doesn't mean that people have to treat immigrants like shit when they don't know the language, which happens a lot here, sadly.
hornsofthebull
*No way Jose!
iamsandra
There is NO official language in the US
idontunderstandwhyineedtomakeausername
Canada feels the same aboot muricans coming and stealing our Poutine.
insweden
Yes, you're a goose. We're force feeding you tacos to make delicious taco flavoured Fois Gras.
Todesengelchen
I'm missing the panel where some Apache/Sioux/Navajo/… indian walks by and is just like "Hey, what's up?"
wingding87
I'd laugh, but I've heard this too much... without the taco context... but I'm sure they eat them just as well
wingding87
ok.... I laughed :)
katiokins
He just needed a taco. It's like those snicker commercials. He's not himself when he's hungry.
wolfpreist
i don't have a problem with their culture, i have a problem with them coming here illegally and not speaking our language.
Beegeezee505
Cue the people saying that we have no official language, even though we are almost entirely English speaking. Borders/Language/Culture 1/2
wolfpreist
2/ advantage of tax funded programs.
Beegeezee505
If you don't have these 3 things clearly defined, you do not have a country.
echonite
Says who? We have defined borders, a common language, and a culture. No country has a single version of any of these, save for border.
wolfpreist
I'll be honest, its more the "coming here illegally" that I have a problem with. That and illegals not paying taxes and taking advantage 1/
ourgreatbenefactor
They actually pay billions of dollars of taxes. Plus, it's not like you have to learn the language, learning American history will tell you.
wolfpreist
You live up north don't you?
ourgreatbenefactor
Yes I do.
iThoughtSheWasLvl18
I WANT A GOD DAMN LITER O COLA
jsktrogdor
A what?
spaztech
DAMMIT, YOU BURGER PUNK!
LackOfSupervision
"Litre is French for, gimme my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!"
punchjaw
Does this look like spit to you?
spaztech
Ah, fuck it.. * munch munch *
nystagmus27
WANT ME TO PUNCHASIZE YOUR FACE FOR FREE?
rilesburg
Related: in store line a woman speaks on her phone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he says 1/4
thecockcrowsattwelve
FINISH THE STORY
rilesburg
Man: “I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.” 2/4
rilesburg
Woman: “Excuse me?” Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.” 3/4
rilesburg
Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.” 4/4
LatinaGirl101
I fucking love this !:)
densecloud91
I know exactly how big that taco stand is.
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wessyfbaby
I guess there's no Jose's insweden
TheStaleBread
Where's the bana- ohhhh.
didneypls
okay whuh?
RyoukoSama
Half of Jaun Jose
GooberSnotpants
Sick reference.
graehall
TIL: yet another reason why this is my favourite site on the internet. Previously on imgur: EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AWESOME :)
derpyginger
iunderstandthatreference.gif
craftingblue
I don't :(
RobotBeardThePirate
About half a Jose
DrBarrelRoll
HAHAHAHAHA, THAT TOOK ME A MINUTE
shayfish140
Ha! I spent a good 30 seconds looking for a banana before it clicked,
airandfingers
I thought @DenseCloud was pretending the C in "TACOS" was a banana..
Cormaiyn
We've been here too long... that reference...
YouMightGetIdeas
Sick reference!
sheeprh
Jose for scale
DistractingGif
IF YOU DON'T GET THIS REFERENCE YOU'RE NOT A TRUE IMGURIAN.
asiantastic
ew who wants that?
norwegianwool
We need to bring this back!
LordXeras
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/no-true-scotsman
Elisif
take it, take my upvote
[deleted]
[deleted]
Sozara
Thank you! I've always wondered where that one came from ;)
DieterVonCunth
densecloud91
I literally burst out laughing. I owe you a drink.
DieterVonCunth
I gladly accept alcohol, especially from random strangers on the internet :)
densecloud91
http://festivals.iloveindia.com/friendship-day/pics/internet-friends.jpg
Muffincloud
'MURICA! But in all seriousness, Coca Cola has a dedicated consumer for life over here after that Super Bowl ad.
jsktrogdor
Since without that ad, you *werent* going to buy coca-cola products until you died?
dsfounis
Campaign succesful, now keep thinking they did it because they care.
heterocera
Who downvotes this? Guess people would rather not know the truth.
heterocera
Don't fall for it--it was just good marketing, and they are still evil.
Mortskiw
You know they've most likely murdered union leaders in South America for demanding better work conditions, right?
Muffincloud
Lol woah now there buddy, business is different from murder.
Mortskiw
Hiring paramilitaric groups to kill and torture people sound closer to murder
Polemist
Wonder how many people know the Southwest US was once part of Mexico
SweetfancyMoses
The U.S. nearly annexed much of northern Mexico and all of Baja during negotiations for the Gadsden Purchase.
Dalylah
Considering the huge population of hispanics in the SW I think most people who live here realize that. No difference to me, just a color.
phatmatt412
Too bad America and Mexico went to war and America legally won it all
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
was.....
hoppizilla
something I have pondered ever since I learned that in High School. lol, WE were illegally going to THEIR country
slader
That's really a non sequitur. It only matters who has control over the land now. Also, to be fair, the US gov has no official language.
Beegeezee505
The US may not have an official language, but when was the last time we had a non-English speaking elected representative?
MyrnaMaeve
Anyone who paid attention in either World History or American History in high school. And probably most history buffs.
iloatheyouall
Or the fact that the United States has no official language.
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
California does, and it's English so fuckers better learn to respect it.
ChibiGojira
Or that Texas is originally a Spanish word
homeboymcjewerson
yeah and they lost it. france doesn't claim ownership of europe because napolean conquered it 300 years ago. so mexico shouldn't either
Dragonweed
Some people say it was Santa anna who sold it, others that it was Benito Juarez anyway we are everywhere in the U.S.
Dragonweed
almost everyone
[deleted]
[deleted]
pallentx
Actually, people from any country can live here.
terbril
There's a difference. New Spain won its independence and became Mexico. The US purchased half of Mexico's territory under coercion.
terbril
Not saying that someone "gets to live" anywhere, but pointing out that you're comparing two very different political situations.
iESH
Wonder how many people know that hard shell taco is an American invention. As is the burrito
luckie408
People say that the burrito is american, but how can that be since tortillas come from mexico. I'm sure they wrapped food with it first.
whoopsmyfingerslipped
Burritos were first made in chihuahua mexico with flour tortilla...sorry all y'all got is the lazy hard shell
ilikebreakfast
And then add into the mix Arizona's law flat out banning the teaching of "ethnic studies"- (yes, very much including Mexico/Southwest hist.)
casualmex
WHAT?
larry3000
Absolutely serious; read this and immediately got a sharp pain in my right temple. And I already KNEW Arizona was bad.
Austria
As a democratic, non-racist, white arizonan,... Help me.
ilikebreakfast
As someone from the Southwest-ish, it's not until college that you learn about it in depth, if you choose to. Most hs history classes >>
ilikebreakfast
are about things that happened in New England and the South. Basically no local history in the curriculum.
slader
I'm from the SW and I learned it extensively in high school. We spent half a semester on just the SW in our US history class.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I grew up in New Mexico where we have a mandatory NM/Southwest history class in middle school and all of that is taught extensively.
thepigeonman
yep, grew up in NM too and remember those classes. All I remember is the Pueblo Revolt.
AaronBurr
As someone else from the southwestish, they teach this is elementary school, middle school, and high school.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
To be fair, tacos are pretty awesome.
baasic
To be fair tacos were invented in Los Angeles.
smashpro1
"Tacos rule!" - George W. Bush
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/bush-flipping-the-bird-photo.jpg
iamthisguy247
To avoid this debate in the future, I move we rename them Freedom Envelopes.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
"Yes I'd like two Beef Freedom Envelopes, a Bean Liberty Roll up, and an order of My Chips Not Yours.
puscypher
This. This is absolutely fucking perfect.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Haha, thanks.
GuffTheTough
To be fair, Mexican food in general is pretty awesome.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Damn straight. Also, wet burrito sounds dirty, and I like it.
RipVanFit
Sorry guys, but you need to come to Mexico to have real tacos.
megustanlostacos
agree
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Your username is pretty relevant.
FromDenmarkWithHate
Smothered burritos are sooooo much better.
Bro49
"munch munch"
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
(you forgot to flip me off)
TheDickofDestiny
Taco 'bout a clever comment..
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Please, continue to taco 'bout it.
Geogon
testingonetwothreetesting
I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that...
Geogon
I'm just full of surprises
testingonetwothreetesting
WOW! JUST WOW!
Geogon
MrWigglemunch
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
I prefer my tacos with Juan Moore Cervesa!
Junai
Because... uhh... tacos!
burritoandtaco
Yes they are. So are burritos.
jsktrogdor
And at this point, more american than mexican.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
...still awesome.
jsktrogdor
*More awesome. I would say.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
'Murica.
carewyllie
To be fair, so is Spanish. ;)
ThisIsSpaceballsTheUsername
And to be factual, tacos aren't Mexican.
AnExpertInThisField
Made by Mexicans... for Americans. It's American food.
Erotes
As a gay guy... my friends tease me every single time I order fish tacos.
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
I get it! Because you prefer http://www.pootsandtoots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1292103519qFkp86.jpg
testingonetwothreetesting
wait don't tell me...i'll get this..
testingonetwothreetesting
WOOD!?!? HE PREFERS WOOD! Not logs guys
AnExpertInThisField
That was my exact thought. "He prefers logs..."
MrRadthorne
I've heard it both ways
SnickerMyKnickers
Or a nice, tasty, Mission street burrito. Those things are like two meals wrapped in one, overstuffed, delicious tortilla. Mmm
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Never had one, but totally willing to try it. Any comparison to Chipotle?
SnickerMyKnickers
I've only eaten at Chipotle once. I think Mission street burritos are waaaay better. I get 'em super with sour cream, guacamole, salsa, etc
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Where are these Mission Street burritos? Anywhere in the Midwest?
SnickerMyKnickers
Mm nyet. In San Francisco. Sorry, I've been here for too long and I assume everyone knows what I'm talking about. If you ever make it (1)
Buthisisnotevenmyaccount
I have never eaten a taco and i am 28 year old. Is this bad thing?
carewyllie
Not bad so much as mind boggling. Let me know if you want a recipe to make them from scratch. Or, if you have The Joy of Cooking, look there
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
How is that even possible?!
Buthisisnotevenmyaccount
I don't think that tacos are so big deal here in europe. Never seen any restaurants that sell those :s
BeetlejuiceBreaksIn
Ah, gotcha. Well if it weren't so unsanitary, I'd send you one.