softballguy
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Also a few other parts of him.
Ewwwww.
Sep 13, 2024 9:30 PM
softballguy
16129
549
12
Also a few other parts of him.
Ewwwww.
sosume
Did she pay someone to try to shoot it off to get an actual ear?
nonickname23
rchcopper
Maybe she's been to Springfield recently?
MrRandom314159
If you're into pupplay, good for you... but you don't need to be this enthusiastic this public.
medimr
Oh. I thought this was some "the Radical Left Communists™ want you eating dog food!" thing at first. Then I realized *she* is selling dog food.
JuniperJupiter
Well, if it walks like a bitch and barks like a bitch...
DukeDarkwood
... we should introduce her to Kristi Noem?
flacoloco
mydisciplesarelegion
Reading this and hearing that she’s spending the night at Mar A Lago it seems she’ll put any nasty shit she can find in her mouth.
ErindorGhostPope
So weird.
saipemcastorone3000
https://youtu.be/6U8QhGXNcfA?si=WeERwm7-hULnMBl7
tavinjer
Based on the subtitles she named one of her dogs after… herself?
NegativelyPositive
Thank you, I will never recommend this food brand.
Booyah719
Not what human-grade means, dipshit! It means the testing of the ingredients they use go through the same standards and metrics as we use for food meant for people.
hipifreq
Ah yes, thanks for pointing out a company I need to avoid at all costs. Support for Loomer is enough to disqualify them from my pet's diet
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I just looked Pawsitive up and apparently they also have Russell Brand shilling for them. Real quality choices in influencers they've chosen to associate with.
FlatPlutoSociety
The market for right-wing versions of relatively apolitical consumer goods is so bizarre. Like, there are multiple anti-woke coffee (whatever the fuck that even means) brands owned by insane right-wing veterans. I have no idea why starting a coffee roaster or vitamin supplement business is such a common thing for special forces guys to do between getting out of the military and inevitably going to jail for selling drugs or killing their wives, but for some reason it seems to be.
Anarchduke
It is bizarre. I mean, the very last thing I would want is coffee that is anti-woke. That is literally why I drink coffee.
FlatPlutoSociety
Going to start referring to decaf as "anti-woke coffee."
artie500
She's a raving lunatic nut job. The shit she's gonna shovel into his brain is gonna sink his campaign when it comes out of his mouth. He's gonna make Vance sound rational, and his camp has got to be shaking in their boots!
bourbonandbaddecisions
She’s a shit stain on humanity.
DrZoidberg42
31 years old
DrSchlepenstein
How much oxygen was her brain deprived of to be that stupid?
barnwolf
Why is it stupid? People love their pets. Pet food is often gross. So why not make a pet food that is healthy and tasty enough for people to eat as well?
Zetor
wat
betterave
Ewwww on so many levels.
cuttysark
"It's OK with the prices of doctors he can take his aches and pains to a vet." _K. Loggins
QueefMalone
Arcygenical
I've tried a few dog treats and none were bad. Except that spray pepperoni shit. Really gross. Needed salt.
SmashySashimi
Brain worms are all the rage these days.
GreasedPrimate
Ew.
alcamar
They are going to get super weird with love for dogs and cats now, aren't they? Like SUPER weird....
J3lek
Like "cat Lady" close, because they saw how upset literally everyone got over using "childless cat Lady" as an insult. Flopping so hard MAGAts are going to get whiplash.
Sanzanna
And horse dewormer
ThatTransformersDude
Vance isn't ready for the kind of lifestyle change. He just bought a new home down the street from rooms-to-go
WorkerLurker
Their own people shoot dogs instead of train them… we haven’t forgotten.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Like "content that even twitter-under-musk will ban" weird, looks like.
cousteau
Wasn't Elon himself retwitting that shit?
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
I'm implying they're going to start fucking dogs to prove their doglove.
alcamar
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Because the idea of using animals as objects for their own benefit is entirely fitting with republican ideology.
ThrashAndChemistry
We need to keep reminding everyone how cool they were with dog killer Christi Noem
Crimx42
OH NO! THEY ARE TRYING TO SECURE THE FURRY VOTE!
devasto
That.... That actually tracks...
Skywatcher16
too late. too much of that community is also part of other demographics they have already burned the bridges to.
softballguy
It's been a real roller coaster ride.
debob
That is undoubtedly the cold dead stare of someone who tortures animals for fun
cousteau
Killing your dog you were tasked with protecting because you're grumpy he's misbehaving is one thing, but allegedly and unprovenly killing a dog for eating and surviving? How dare they!
Raventhief
I'll stick with chocolate, thanks.
theskirrid
You can share that with your dog too, just not more than once.
Raventhief
If you come near my hypothetical dog with chocolate, I will hypothetically kick you in your hypothetical nuts.
VashTehStampede
I've actually seen a jar of "goodbye kisses" at the vet for dogs who are getting assisted deaths, because (the sign says) everyone should get to enjoy chocolate at least once before they die.
AFallenDragon
I've heard of that before & I actually I wanted to do that with my girl but I didn't get the chance cause of how fast it came on & that decsion was made.
VashTehStampede
Big hug, fellow human. We all love our puppers past and present.
theskirrid
I did that for my Dobie. She had a Twix.
MeestowKitty
I'm astonished she is 2 years younger than me. She looks 50, and like a BAD 50. I guess that's what hate and horse paste does too a person.
eromitlab
That and, for whatever reason, she got the default plastic surgery face.
MeestowKitty
Looking like the puppet from Saw.
PballQhead
It's what Daddy Trump likes
skinnyarbuckle
Ew
mydisciplesarelegion
She’s 31 in human years and 67 in plastic surgery years.
tavinjer
She’s 31?????????????
Sanzanna
He's just shopping for his next future ex
darthbiscuit
*widow
v01dstar
Well, that's the big competition, isn't it? They ALL want to be his widow
v01dstar
She'll have to get in line behind Alina Habba, who is in the strongest position because she figured out that the way to his bed was to make herself look, as much as possible, like Ivanka.
IDontWantANameGoAway
She looks like she was stung by bees and the wrong side of her face is having a reaction
stayingalive4life
I don’t know, she doesn’t look blond…or young… enough to me.
Fawin
And MTG is mad that it ain't herself.
Pyllymysli
To me mtg only means magic the gathering and I'm wonderfully oblivious on what you are speaking of.
bourbonandbaddecisions
MTG Is Jealous AF.
albinomuntjac
Maybe if ol’ Sporkfoot would would give his little toadstool a footjob, she’d move up the list
jayman0123
She's not his type or species or whatever. Can tangerines mate with cave women?
bourbonandbaddecisions
Well mtg is proof that Neanderthal interbreed with early humans.