Big outbreak of diarrhea causing parasites was traced back to lettuce from a giant corporation that supplies fast food restaraunts and sells pre-packaged salads.
Our orange cunt of a president cut public health protections, and now a parasite that causes explosive diarrhea is ravaging some states. Looks like Michigan is suffering the worse from it right now with something like 4000 cases.
It's ok, they think they've finally tracked down the source of trumparrhoea. It's taco bell. I know, i know. You're thinking "too easy!" But, hey, that's occam's razor fer ya.
Is the downvote because i decided to name it after the guy who cut safety standards for literally everything? I also now call agw "trump induced global warming(tigw)" and canadian wildfire smoke "trump fog". It is what is.
rihani3
As another non-US, I think a big fast food chain used contaminated lettuce and a bunch of people got sick.
JStengah
Big outbreak of diarrhea causing parasites was traced back to lettuce from a giant corporation that supplies fast food restaraunts and sells pre-packaged salads.
BigBlueWonder
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SirPerfluousOfTheShire
You should try this thing called google.
PatrickDenStore
You should try this thing called startpage.com. It's google without the AI slop and privacy issues. Fuck AI.
memepawn
Our orange cunt of a president cut public health protections, and now a parasite that causes explosive diarrhea is ravaging some states. Looks like Michigan is suffering the worse from it right now with something like 4000 cases.
BigBlueWonder
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Rathan5
Because right now there’s an outbreak of contaminated lettuce giving people diarrhea in the US. For once, it actually is just as simple as it appears
BigBlueWonder
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billycakers
We fucked around and defunded food regulation, now we're finding out
BigBlueWonder
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0RocketCat0
It's ok, they think they've finally tracked down the source of trumparrhoea. It's taco bell. I know, i know. You're thinking "too easy!" But, hey, that's occam's razor fer ya.
0RocketCat0
Is the downvote because i decided to name it after the guy who cut safety standards for literally everything? I also now call agw "trump induced global warming(tigw)" and canadian wildfire smoke "trump fog". It is what is.
BigBlueWonder
Thanks for your answer!