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trekkiedane
Mission accomplished! It made me throw up a little in my mouth!
Randomice
You bastard!! You think spreading this misery makes it any less bad?
Nicholasdrew91
woozle
thegans
The grandson seems smarter than him. Not that I think that'd be a huge challenge.
Ihazcheeseburgr
Mumalot
"Right now, fuck me Trump" "sorry sweetie but I'm a lil busy fucking the entire Country"
AccordingToYourMom
HistoricalContext
I've been getting way more mileage out of this than I should be.
LowTinaTurner
"Then, with 2 hands, he pulled out his terrific, crunchy cheeto penis and I climaxed immediately. The likes of which, we've never seen."
tpgreyknight
Brilliant, more like this please.
zubax
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
He fucks Helena, then goes on to fuck America.
MattMcC980
Lemmingofdarkestnight
I'm going to buy this, gender flip the character and make him a flannel wearing soy farmer, and release it as a parody. Trump's a bottom
JabocDeHog
Looks like she's got another book: https://www.amazon.com/My-Antifa-Lover-Romance-Against/dp/B08FPB34LD/ref=pd_aw_fbt_img_2/134-0562620-6678
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Wait this is real.... Omg i thought it was a weird joke for a second. I cant tell anymore
2old2behere
What is even reality
TOOTSIEBUNS
It wouldve cost you 0$ not to post this
teufel0341
Nolfelix115
iisn00b97
tigoda
yamahsaurusRex
coalminersknuckle
doublejubean
winokur579
Don't forget her other book My Antifa Lover.
pkerteam13
CrumbyCake
Could you imagine trump nude? Slapping his naked flesh covered in KFC grease like a walrus indicating he's in heat.....
conklin5
Rosie2003
I’m begging you, please don’t make think about what sex with Trump is like
Iaddnothing
Why you have to be like this?
CrumbyCake
It's a gift...or a curse
blameitonmyjuice
I am so disturbed, but I am also loling. +1
OhJeffery
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
The701
McConnell, feeling threatened, inflates his neck flaps to eight times their normal size in an attempt to frighten away the noisy Trump.
Chair5768
Do you write erotic fiction for a living? What's your pen name?
CrumbyCake
A hunk like trump. Im going to sit this one out; sorry y'all
trekkiedane
I should really use my reading glasses... I read that as 'a chunky man'...
JohnnySilverballs
"Chunky" is more fitting to reality than "hunky"
CrumbyCake
Could you imagine trump nude? Slapping his naked flesh covered in KFC grease like a walrus indicating he's in heat.....
Jorahel
This is my husband, he is cackling at all your pain right now. And because he couldn't find the pics in the folder they were in to... 1/
Jorahel
Upload, he sent them to me on telegram. By now they will be in my Google photos. Just when I forget this in about a years time I will... 2/
Jorahel
Get a "remember this day 1 year ago..." and my trauma will be renewed. 3/3
ICameHereToBitchAtYou
$10 is a bit too much to satisfy this curiosity @OP has impregnated me with. I demand child support!
PyroDragon
I expected this to be written by Chuck Tingle
Woestkonijn
Yay! More chuck fans here!;
Blethigg
I don't believe that anyone has ever enjoyed sex with Trump. He probably has to take roofies just to masturbate.
Feuerhamster
Thank you for bringing "He has to take roofies just to masturbate" into this world, it's an amazing insult.
anonnymoosecommenter
anonnymoosecommenter
Just realized that napalm could function as a Scottish pun in this context.
binnybuns
Haaaaaahaha
Trankia12
Nobody who has ever actually had it enjoyed it, but plenty of trumpsters fantasize about it.
mistadobalina
I hate you for this @op
tigoda
You are super welcome!
Cmycherrytree
You could have suffered that alone. Know that you've now contributed to my night terrors. +1 I guess.
mistadobalina
+1 for others to suffer as well
Perfzilla
fuck you for promoting this, but I've seen it now and I want others to understand my trauma so regrettably I'm upvoting this as well.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
I don’t know...maybe he’s not so bad after all. Those tiny smooth hands running up my hairy legs...
usersayswhat
Go on...
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
Reading this, not gonna lie, I gagged a little.
ChickenFingerFingers
Also makes your junk look larger.
ilovefunsocks
I literally just updated you for your username...your comment will haunt my non exsistant grandchildren
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
doublejubean
catherinecc
I mean, if you're trying fisting for the first time, small hands ain't so bad...
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Ewe. god. Why? No! Stop!!
atomicsockmonkey
Probably great for fisting.
ethanhawkeye
50 Shades of Orange
whatifgodwasoneofus
gaaaaalavant
That's like 51 more shades of orange than I'm looking for