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Back Door Man by Vanita Smythe
Grade: Buzzed Canadian. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKMKQg9LlFI
It's more innocent than you think, but it's still pretty dirty.
What's That Smells Like Fish by Blind Boy Fuller
Grade: Tipsy Brit
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00
They say when one goes blind, the other senses heighten to make up for it.
My Girl's Pussy by Harry Roy & His Orchestra
Grade: Drunk American
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo
Try not to whistle this tomorrow morning. When you do, try not to blurt out the chorus walking through the grocery store.
Shave Me Dry by Lucille Bogan
Grade: Sober Australian in Church
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYz-nQXvbo
Well, there goes the innuendo.
craptheressomethingoutthere
Don't forget My Ding-a-Ling
jakethetao
Lmao, my girl's pussy is BEGGING for a ASAP Rocky cover
lancell
Innocent since rap, and then there's hard rock.
but interesting post!
chick3nsa1ad
Memphis Slim- "If You See Kay"
AuntieCoddswaddle
Alberta Hunter is my favorite sassy bitch!
blow14me
Me and Mrs. Jones... My mother still thinks they just get coffee
Yonbert
IWasInThePool
Nice post, @OP. I'm gonna do a follow up.
Alrightyouwin
There's also Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights".
mimomisu
Well the dirtiest part of that song is by Phil Rizzuto after all
Woppledorf
https://www.womensmarch.com/partners/
Hellstorm99
'Ah'm A Nigga man' by Scatman Crothers https://youtu.be/Xgxzs9-ZNhk
GreedyJungle
They all still sounds so fucking classy though!
DrowsyDude
Big nose joe or nosy joe, grandpa stole baby both great tunes i listen to on my Ink Spots channel on pandora
FreshWater13
"I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb", my goodness that last one is nuts lol
TotallyOriginalName
The Window Cleaner by George Formby.
Killrapture
It's almost as if people have been fucking for ages
wheeeeeee
Check out "Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You". Terrible and hilarious lyrics! https://youtu.be/Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
jetflight
Nigga, there are folk songs dirtier than ANY rap song. Plus the whole part about Mozart's "Leck mich im Arsch" and all...
freeandclear
you mean.... we've ALWAYS been filthy...???.
tomyironmane
In the ruins of Pompeii, there is graffiti of scatological humor and dick jokes.
RamirezGoDoEverything
Shakespeare is full of fart jokes and slights towards eachother's mothers. Also the oldest recorded joke is about a wife farting. I think.
IProvideFakeContext
Romeo and Juliet, one of the most famous and widely loved romance stories of all time, opens on two dudes talking about their dicks.
SparkyBangstick
I like this, another.gif
hughesybooze
No dude, nobody fucking thought that. Ever.
flamadiddletap
Well fuck me sideways.
MasklessGumper
Is that the name of the artist or the song title?
Leithreas
You must be Australian.
AlwaysUpvoteBunny
Is that an Elon Gold reference?
FatSavage
I mean.... okay
twowholeinches
+1 for sober Australian in church.
Lunarion12
I always thought the music in Fallout was dirty...
Cavalrysword
Your grandparents fucked. So did theirs. Why is this a news flash to every generation of kids?
Leithreas
Runner-up: My Big Ten Inch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rws_7mLTqj8
IMainReinhardt
Let me present Tom Lehrer https://youtu.be/EHID8hMgWKc
Sheldonian
Bjtch please. I present to you "Leck mich im Arsch" (lick my ass) by Mozart https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=mJnJppNxwq8
Sheldonian
Classy guy
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Mozart fucking LOVED poop/butt jokes.
Arakon
Well, technically "Leck mich am Arsch" is the german counterpart to "kiss my ass", which is more likely what he meant.
Sheldonian
Yep, that's the current best translation
ButterfaceTaintClown
Ok. What about "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" which he wrote 2 compositions later? It translates as (1
ButterfaceTaintClown
"Lick my arse nice and clean". Hope that clarifies matters for you. And then there's The Marriage of Figaro.
Arakon
I guess they didn't kiss his ass well enough then.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I think that's the only sensible conclusion one could arrive at.