And you thought music was innocent until rap came along?

Dec 17, 2016 3:26 AM

Leithreas

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Back Door Man by Vanita Smythe

Grade: Buzzed Canadian. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKMKQg9LlFI
It's more innocent than you think, but it's still pretty dirty.

What's That Smells Like Fish by Blind Boy Fuller

Grade: Tipsy Brit
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00
They say when one goes blind, the other senses heighten to make up for it.

My Girl's Pussy by Harry Roy & His Orchestra

Grade: Drunk American
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo
Try not to whistle this tomorrow morning. When you do, try not to blurt out the chorus walking through the grocery store.

Shave Me Dry by Lucille Bogan

Grade: Sober Australian in Church
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYz-nQXvbo
Well, there goes the innuendo.

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Don't forget My Ding-a-Ling

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao, my girl's pussy is BEGGING for a ASAP Rocky cover

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Innocent since rap, and then there's hard rock. but interesting post!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Memphis Slim- "If You See Kay"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alberta Hunter is my favorite sassy bitch!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me and Mrs. Jones... My mother still thinks they just get coffee

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nice post, @OP. I'm gonna do a follow up.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's also Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well the dirtiest part of that song is by Phil Rizzuto after all

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'Ah'm A Nigga man' by Scatman Crothers https://youtu.be/Xgxzs9-ZNhk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all still sounds so fucking classy though!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Big nose joe or nosy joe, grandpa stole baby both great tunes i listen to on my Ink Spots channel on pandora

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb", my goodness that last one is nuts lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Window Cleaner by George Formby.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if people have been fucking for ages

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out "Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You". Terrible and hilarious lyrics! https://youtu.be/Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nigga, there are folk songs dirtier than ANY rap song. Plus the whole part about Mozart's "Leck mich im Arsch" and all...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

you mean.... we've ALWAYS been filthy...???.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

In the ruins of Pompeii, there is graffiti of scatological humor and dick jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Shakespeare is full of fart jokes and slights towards eachother's mothers. Also the oldest recorded joke is about a wife farting. I think.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Romeo and Juliet, one of the most famous and widely loved romance stories of all time, opens on two dudes talking about their dicks.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I like this, another.gif

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No dude, nobody fucking thought that. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well fuck me sideways.

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Is that the name of the artist or the song title?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be Australian.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Is that an Elon Gold reference?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean.... okay

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for sober Australian in church.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always thought the music in Fallout was dirty...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your grandparents fucked. So did theirs. Why is this a news flash to every generation of kids?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Runner-up: My Big Ten Inch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rws_7mLTqj8

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let me present Tom Lehrer https://youtu.be/EHID8hMgWKc

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bjtch please. I present to you "Leck mich im Arsch" (lick my ass) by Mozart https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=mJnJppNxwq8

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Classy guy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mozart fucking LOVED poop/butt jokes.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, technically "Leck mich am Arsch" is the german counterpart to "kiss my ass", which is more likely what he meant.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yep, that's the current best translation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. What about "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" which he wrote 2 compositions later? It translates as (1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Lick my arse nice and clean". Hope that clarifies matters for you. And then there's The Marriage of Figaro.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess they didn't kiss his ass well enough then.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think that's the only sensible conclusion one could arrive at.

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