Help! Looking for top surgery memes

Jun 2, 2025 12:26 AM

My son's top surgery is next week... Help me find memes to print? This is the best I could find, and I don't love it...

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I don't have any memes, but I do have a recommendation: get a very long phone charge cable for him. Check whether any other devices he'll want, like a laptop, have a nice long cable as well. Not having to lean over the edge of the bed and fiddle around is a really good thing after any surgery, but especially ones that involve the general chest area.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hope the surgery goes well. It's gonna be a weight off his chest, that's for sure.

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did he do the "Marilyn Manson"?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

The story that Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed for autofellatio is a rare example of modern mythology

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I downloaded a bunch of audio books from the library website to listen to during my recovery. I dozed in and out of sleep while books played and it was great. I was never board.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 3 years post op and it was the best decision ever. I was getting tattoos where my nips would be (I didn't keep them) and my tattoo guy (also trans) immediately guessed who my surgeon was. Blew my mind, haha. Wild coincidence we had the same surgeon.

Note: Getting chest tats is ouchie, even 3 days later haha

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s top surgery?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not much, whas top with you?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's when someone who has breasts but doesn't want them, usually a trans man, gets said breasts surgically removed. It's a really big quality-of-life improvement for the people who seek it out, but it does tend to have a fairly long recovery time due to involving a relatively large area that crosses a good chunk of major muscle groups.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Normal surgery, but better.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I never knew Jesus was a ginger.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

It's Jesus 2.0.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whitest guy in Jerusalem

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Makes sense. People with souls don't come back from the dead.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wouldn't surprise me. There are a lot of ginger Jews.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YEET THE TEET

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Jesus got lucky with them tiny nips

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@op, my son's top surgery was 2 years ago now. He's never been happier. His aunt got him these armpit pillows for the recovery. Very recommended.

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Was there a link to go with this?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. I'm 95% sure she got them from Etsy. There are a ton of great ones there. These were heart-shaped for under the arm.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! I thought you were meaning to post a link. I make them for breast cancer patients but it never dawned on me they'd be good for other breast surgeries (I donate them as long as the person pays shipping, I wasn't trying to advertise 🩵)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

careful about this scar. not everyone who has it has had top surgery. i have a scar like that but it's from a new access for open heart surgery. an alternate to having the sternum cut in half and having to heal.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

other causes could be a spear head to the side I heard

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes, that's the reason Jesus carries that scar but he's a bit of a special case. however, people should be careful about making blanket judgments about things like these scars. there are other reasons why someone might have such a scar that have nothing to do with the perceived only reason for there being a scar like that. if it were proper top surgery the subject would likely have two, one on each side. i have only one on the right but to some that would still make me trans. they'd be idiots.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, I'm just making a joke, you're chill

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fixed that shit for ya @op

1 year ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 5

Could also probably sprinkle some melanin aaaall over that thing. My Lord and Savior be using SPF2000.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You, IRL

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

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1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I couldn't find the difference until you pointed this out. Guess I have trained my mind to ignore watermarks and stuff thanks to the prevalence of dikdok and dumpstergram

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

On office puter. Don't want it in their search history but what is that surgery for?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Top surgery is when someone who has breasts but doesn't want them, usually a trans man, gets said breasts surgically removed. I'm sure you can imagine how that can make someone feel a lot better about their body.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks for explaining.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0