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Oct 10, 2017 8:00 PM
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lildeidei
She should give Storm a hug
SupposablyPersnickity
If she did, she would be able to change atmospheric pressure and fly, stop tsunamis and fart tornados.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
But does Johnny Five Dicks know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?
D1RTYPENGU1N
An oldie but a goodie
CptRobotNinja
I know it word for word and it still always gives me a chuckle.
18yearoldBlackDynamite
much like halle berry herself
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
yup
12SecondSpidey
I mean, in most continuities she eventually learns to control her powers so she can touch people again
hottpunkchick
And in certain scenarios her power was really useful. But I definitely understand her choosing normality over her powers.
37PiecesOfFlair
The title sorta spoiled the joke. Boooooooo!
SweetBabyJesus
Johnny Five-Dicks... I'm not playing with 5 dicks at once & I can't even get 4 friends to decide on pizza topping. What a waste.
MalikLyberth
I love that prof X doesn't dismiss Rogue in this.
FizzleBurger
Mudkiphat seems like the kind of person who's so eager to start an argument that he's willing to misconstrue anything as an opposing stance.
frosty147
I'm a conservative, so I'm curious why liberals aren't mad about the fact that any Marvel non-American blacks are all from "Wakanda", lol.
BristlyGiraffe
Wait doesn’t Storm also have a dark backstory with her powers?
JohnnyFiveDicks
There's nothing wrong with us!
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Hey "OP"...where'd you find this?
Monskuu
:D shit happens.
BurritoParty
I spent far too much time on how Johnny Five-Dicks would look: arms & legs are peni, w the fifth being his head and neck. You're welcome.
KirbyMcBadass
Can I change my imgur username to JohnnyFiveDicks?
cheeseguy3412
Just five? Go for Omega level mutant, man!
GnarTown
Well, I feel less clever at this point.
KirbyMcBadass
Come on man. Believe in yourself!
Stoneagedudeman
He already exists
iChangeMyUsernameDaiIy
Maybe
DeltaNoodles
@JohnnyFiveDicks
DeltaNoodles
Nope
JohnnyFiveDicks
Yes.
JohnnyFiveDicks
Go back in time.
darktempura
perfect
LongGreasyDick
Lol, we are cousins
BadamWarlock
@JohnnyFiveLongGreasyDicks
JohnnyFiveLongGreasyDicks
You called?
BadamWarlock
Hey, man, I was just wondering if I could suck four of your five long, greasy dicks.
johnnyshitknucklez
No
fistermatic5000
I laughed harder at this than the post.
th3renegade
Oh hey its legendary anal fisting pornstar Johnny Shit Knuckles
shouldawouldacouldasavedharambe
Based off that username, someone already tried
johnnyshitknucklez
I did check but also this is a different reference
OmerShalom
AFatRaccoon
Legendary anal fisting porn star!
V1adimirPutin
@JohnnyFiveDicks
EdgerAlanJoe
Go big or go home, I always say
KirbyMcBadass
JohnnySixDicks definitely has the best ring.
dghammer
You where saying.
EdgerAlanJoe
GeorgeTakeiOhMy.gif
GnarTown
I feel less clever at this point...
trapdoorogre
Why was six afraid of Johnny?
alkante
Being able to use the power of who ever you touch is really not that bad
Thekingofbeans
It's not having the ability to, it's the power never shutting off.
TielKiri
Not to mention, wouldn't a glove solve nearly everything?
alkante
And more importantly a condom would help a lot too
PmMeGifsForSauce
But risking killing them to do so is if you're not into killing random people. You know she can't even be with a person, because if she >>>
LegendarySuperSwine
See I would like that power, not a touchy kinda guy, so no biggie there, hate talking to people, power to shut then up with a single touch..
PmMeGifsForSauce
Until you and your lady or feller want to get busy...
alkante
Meh people can live their whole live without touching anyone
PmMeGifsForSauce
You can but why would you want to if you could help it. S.E.X...
alkante
Condoms though but she still has a superpower
PmMeGifsForSauce
touches a regular person all she does is take their memories and life force.
IAmDrBanner
Considering the downsides of: Also getting their personalities and baggage, almost killing them and the fact that a physical relationship /1
IAmDrBanner
with anyone will be next to impossible unless they are also mutants with the very rare power of blocking other powers. /2
alkante
People can live alone though
GadenKerensky
Her character is she doesn't want to, really. She acts like it, but she is lonely. Though in one of the stories she gets with Deadpool.
alkante
And you can live with people without touching them also but whatever
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
So, serious question: are we researching a "cure" for homosexuality? To give people a choice? Or is it a case of "there's nothing wrong"?
Xplode441
You'd probably have to first identify what determines sexual preference in the genome first. Doubt that will happen anytime soon.
Ryanator50
depends on what you mean by we. Actual scientists? No. Moronic Bible thumpers? They think god will sort it out. So no.
laboon
It depends on how many dicks you have.
PmMeGifsForSauce
IDC what people say if their was a 'cure' for anything that I am uncomfortable with about myself, I'd take it in a heartbeat. I might want >
PmMeGifsForSauce
to try a cure for heterosexuality, just to see if I can like dick.
Thekingofbeans
That metaphor really does fall apart when you think about it here.
RedDwarfIV
There was an experiment done taking a homosexual volunteer and activating his brain's pleasure centre when he saw or did heterosexual acts
RedDwarfIV
It managed to turn him bisexual.
RedDwarfIV
Robert G. Heath, 1970. Tulane University.
RheaButt
It really shouldn't be prioritized, the only reason I can think of where someone would want to switch aside from societal pressure is-
RheaButt
-wanting non-adopted children from them and their partner, but that isn't nearly enough to justify the cost behind it that could go-
RheaButt
-elsewhere
TheManInTheWall
In the 70s there was an attempt at a "cure". Look it up. Needless to say, it was unsuccessfull and ethically wrong
Ronelyn
Been similar attempts with gender identity. Look up John Money. Delightful human being. Suffice to say, I considered the available...
Ronelyn
...options and decided that three years of therapy with two therapists, painful genital electro,ysis, and expensive, disruptive surgery...
Ronelyn
...was the saner option. Honestly, it's the ONLY thing that improves quality of life and reduces misery, though not all of us need surgery.
cheeseguy3412
I would say, hesitantly, that there is a fundamental difference here. Being gay doesn't potentially execute everyone around you at random.
N0ledge
depends on where you live
Inmate45
Unfortunately :(
iChangeMyUsernameDaiIy
I like your moxy
shhep
By this logic we should be researching a "cure" for heterosexuality. To give people a choice. Both exist in natural world, both are okay.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
You and a mate could go gay and give up women.
TheManInTheWall
If everyone chose gay though...
Pegussu
As a gay dude, I don't mind a "cure" in theory. In practice, I feel like it'd be bad.
Ryanator50
well, in the movie in question, the police loaded up the cure into syringe shooting guns.
RedDwarfIV
To be fair the alternative was to be lightninged to death or get hit by psychomagnetically propelled vehicles
Ryanator50
yes, which is totally logical. unfortunately the director really dropped the ball when writing his "Metaphors"
SomeDetroitGuy
Why would we? Homosexuality isn't exactly killing people.
glamdring1
It kind of did in the early days of the HIV problem but not so much since the drugs got better, And screening became more widespread.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
What if you were homosexual (or heterosexual), but you didn't want to be? If you can choose gender, why not sexuality?
TielKiri
Then we'd have to research in a way that didn't call it a "cure." Like if I'm straight but want to be gay would anyone call it a cure?
bobbi21
You can chose whatever you want but that doesn't mean others have to spend billions researching a way to give you that choice. I could 1
bobbi21
want to be a dolphin but I wouldn't expect anyone to research ways to induce "dolphinism". Also I disagree that you can "choose" gender 2
bobbi21
which is why transgender people have such a hard time. If they could really "choose" then why would they choose an option that leads to 3