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Jul 29, 2020 3:56 PM
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CasualViking
How hard is it to make homebrews that add up. If you have +4 Str and a +3 weapon your damage should be +7. Get it together.
arelmcii
metalrulercid
The cyclops one! I don't have enough upvotes for you!
Yes2
#29
Marwick42
#11
dakonsept
#3 Is this a Junji Ito thing?
IconicM
But Citrus is an acid...
RoosterHogburn
#11 Nyaaahhhh!
VesselOfHate
#18 one of these in the right place, at the right time, can really... Tip the scales... of a battle.
MrRandom314159
#10 For those unsure/unaware in The Odyssey, Odysseus the hero tells the Cyclops his name is Nemo or "Nobody", so when he stabs its eye,
MrRandom314159
the Cyclops yells out that "NOBODY POKED OUT MY EYE!".
Waaaaghhumbug
#50 battery acid tastes like lemons, really sharp lemons.
Ebo352
Such a quality dump, as Mr Fantastic can attest to.
CelestialMysteryHour
Halo looks disappointing but I would love to be wrong.
TBackFir3
I'm cautiously optimistic, it looks like fun, but I'm worried it won't be Halo anymore
Myoldaccountsrevenge
Ryebread91
#1 sauce?
AirForceWife08
Castlevania on Netflix.
Onsvaltti
"you must be the barbarian"
swoopdapoop
Dracula did help the x men though
DrScudworthPhd
He is also a big fucking nerd according to moon knight....
swoopdapoop
Thats big coming from the big fucking nerd moon Knight
MechaNinja
That wasn't so much '90s comic book artists as Rob Liefeld...
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Deadpool's pouches have come in handy many times. And yes, he made that joke too.
Gestalt7
No feet, the story checks out.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
#8 was it ever established whether the original tweet was in fact inspired by Destiny? It seems almost too specific *not* to be.
TBackFir3
It predates Destiny, they used the joke in their marketing for an update
AsianLeprechaun
And if you're immune to acid?
ZoidbergIsGreat
And why couldn't it be made of citric acid? Tasty cube...
Odysseusofithaca
Really intense citrus
yathatsgood
I guess it would swallow you and you would suffocate
PeakExponent
I get that reference.
AsheLake
Would that make it impossible to taste sour things?
finninthejakesuit
finninthejakesuit
Yes2
#291
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
I love that #44 works equally well for Avengers or Achievement Hunter
jherazob
I genuinely lost it at #28, "WRONG LEVEEEEEER!"
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Why do they even *have* that lever?
talosguideme
Source on the anime with the skeleton bout to merc that guy
AsheLake
I think it's a comic and I've been trying to find it for a long time. Something about a skeleton basically doing Ground Hog Day and trying
AsheLake
to save somebody. Argh!
Puolitettupuolituttu
Skeleton Soldier Couldn't Protect the Dungeon, a Korean(?) webcomic.
noahgaller650
#33 Girl is gonna beat the shit out of pure evil and look fabulous while doing it.
SexPiss
#1 after watching Castlevania, surely he knows it's a Beaumont because he hits harder than the average human? Not cause hes a bitch
TheMythologicalMan
Cant wait for season 4. Gonna be epic. I kinda hope they bring him back. Didn't see enough of him.
JudgementalMan
I'm sure its simply because only a belmont is brazen enough to strike dracula with a fist.
LCapitan
Probably all of the above.
saucerman
Such a great series, highly recommend
titaniumsnail
SPOILERS: The ending of season 2 is beautiful and heart wrenching.
jennym123
It's Dracula. Any human punching him feels like nothing.
steviEa
Or cause he’s had intel for weeks that a Belmont has managed to enter the family lair and out of two humans one used brute force and items
MaugrimCaptainoftheSecretPolice
Beaumont's a girl's gun
XVUltima
I think he knows it's a Belmont because he could smell the alcohol.
ThisGuyHere
Also, how great is Castlevania?
ArkoneAxon
ALL the vampires know Belmonts. What makes Dracula impressive is that he ISN'T terrified: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTEvr8opuQQ
TheMythologicalMan
*SPOILERS* Well I mean he lost the fight because he gave up and let his son kill him.
DrScudworthPhd
Love that scene, the og game music, the animation... badass!
IconicM
No it's because only a Belmont would be crazy enough to see the avatar of evil and respond by throwing a haymaker.
Irrevenant
"Belmont, how are you doing? How's the family?" "Oh, the church killed 'em all, how about yours?"
HobbstheTiger
"Oh. Don't even get me started on the church."
Metatality
Also they knew the incoming party was Alucard, a magician, and a Belmont, and Sypha was already slinging fire, so only the Belmont was left.
AlexDuos
Beaumont? Didn't know they had vampires in southeast Texas.
SexPiss
Auto correct
CyborgScribe
The south is riddled with Vampires. Hence why the civil war happened.
RaspberryChappeu
But does he LOOK like a bitch?
realpersonjacob
SLJ intensifies
ViktorDrasix
Wha, What?
RaspberryChappeu
Does he LOOK like a BITCH?