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Otterkopter
These are fake news, right? This did not really happen, did it?
RetroBlast
PETA doesn't care about "saving" - they just want to ensure they're not used by people. Killing animals to keep them from human use is okay.
justanothermonkeylookin4lub
They should have released them into a freshwater pot ... and added some salt ... and kept them warm at about 350 for 20 minutes ...
kendallabartling
Nebraska! REPRESENT!
TelbyShaylor
PETA set a veal farm on fire in my hometown. Killed all of the calves. They're a worthless org
jamiel0ve
Not you, Peter. PETA!
NZSheeps
To the Snopes! http://www.snopes.com/peta-lobster-rescue-in-nebraska-kills-captive-creatures/
hueva
All social media and no fact checking makes Jack a dull boy.
egonspenglersepididymis
PETA is just like every other mega church.
MiscLurker
Never found to be true. More false news.
SlabGizor117
Oh reposter.....
dingdongdaddyfromdumas
6 thousand points for the hundredth repost of a fucking LIE. Imgur users are among the stupidest people on Earth.
DavidRobertson19
PETA is the worst
Fatpicasso
http://imgur.com/WgYL1iw
deathbunny
Isnt there enough to despise about PETA without fake crap?
ottotravel
Fake. Stupid, fake.
notnowthankyou
takethebait
until I read the book I thought his name was peter and that everyone kept pronouncing with an English accent for some reason
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Damn it peta!
daveeeeeeed
...and that's how babies grow...?
IamGrrreen
I love me some BLR.
smjack99999
If Katniss and Peeta had a celebrity couple name, it would be Katpee or Peenis.
AuroraNora33
Wouldn't it be Katta
AuroraNora33
Fun fact this means "the cat" in Norwegian
MaybeHarambae
Kappa
cptexposition
Kappa's can be defeated by bowing to them as once the water in their falls out they die. It is rude to not bow back after all
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
Petaa!
Multeepass
Nebraska represent!
modi123
As an Omahan, I can affirm the represent.
TacoFox
[Citation Needed]
YesImThatMrTrebus
Go fish them out they'll be nicely salted.
TheBlondSwede
I think you need to read the post again. Good night.
AnnaNimitee
I know when I'm looking for the best lobster, the first place I always head is Nebraska
VGVkQ3J1eklzVGhlWm9kaWFjS2lsbGVy
not maine? DISGRACE!
NiNJ45TAR
Eh hem , Scottish lobster is the best
ICanFixThat
Have you ever had New England lobster?
ICanFixThat
I live in Massachusetts but I always take the long drive to get that fresh Nebraska lobster. Bon Apple Tea.
LeakyLycanthrope
"It's like French or some shit."
IProvideFakeContext
I actually had family from Louisiana visit and get upset the restaurant we were at didn't have crawdad. It's like, boi, you in Nebraska, 1/2
IProvideFakeContext
get some o dat steak. Some of the best you'll find anywhere.
SickBangerzM9
r/thatHappened
TomVeilTomVeil
r/thatHappened
Electricseamonkey
I thought Peta was just a group of individuals who really really hated when people wore fur coats.
Denare
People expertly terminating animals. Or something like that.
moon2A
PETAOSLT
Alimana
People Eating Tasty Animals
MichaelBay
Efficiently
Michicael
People for the Euthanasia of Tamed Animals.
Thersite
Look at you believing what op posted
MrBassoonBro
As one of the comments on this post states, this post is in fact fake, so you have the right to comment this +1
drscotticus
Look at you being salty
EricTheSpecialPandaWithALongUsername
He must belong in the freshwater
IWasBornInTheWrongCentury
PETA kill more animals than they save. Fact.
MrBassoonBro
That is true, but it's also true that this post is fake
clay1324
I think I found the vegan
Skankcunt42
Whenever i see PETA i hear Lois Griffin say "Peter!"
CrazyRoyOfficial
I think about the hunger games
Armored0Titan0
They actually did a bit about that.
theasianPenetration
I literally watched that like 2 minutes ago
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
who wants some clam chowda?
AmericansAreHilarious
You mean like Peter File? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSJ8XPnJK1o
Niklasson
Goddammit now you've cursed us to!
JasmineTwo
I would now like to favorite comments
MeowMckittyface
My daughter use to think that was his name & said it like Peta. It was cute.
MrPredator
Well, PETA as a collective whole has the same mental capacity as Peter, so it's hard to dispute the difference.
andy93h
Please, Peter is much smarter than those jackasses
MrPredator
His stunts have kinda gotten a little... dumber as of late. Still, PETA is six cans short of a 12pack of beer.
CountryMetal01
So is Peter's 12pack, but that's because he Drank them:)
EdVedSaid
It reminds me of Jeff Ross roasting Pam Anderson: PETA - People who Eat and Torture Animals...
MrBubblesnitch
WHAT?!
vampyrita
No, not you petah, PETA!
jellyonrooster
I think Peta Jensen and get excited
SederHishtalshelus
Thank you.
mikeatike
Pea, tear, uhh... griffin! Damnit!
wardenda
https://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/peeta_what.jpg
LeMou
georgopolis
I told you not to drink at the stag party.
QueenENotB
Watching family guy as I read that.. Lois said "Peter" as I read his name.
TheGiggityGuy
degenerator
PETA is about as effective. And much funnier.
MessiahOfRats
Petah? Who Petah?
orangatuan
I hear Katniss say Pitta!
CountryMetal01
WAHT!!?
orangatuan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ3pU-saMLQ
BertMacklinsecretagent
Whenever Katniss said Pitta I thought of Lois...
TheTruthIsSomewhere
It makes me sad every time i hear a celeb I like supports PETA.
VGVkQ3J1eklzVGhlWm9kaWFjS2lsbGVy
why? it's a charity for helping animals, no?
TheTruthIsSomewhere
Yes, in theory, but they have euthanized thousands of animals in their shelters.
VGVkQ3J1eklzVGhlWm9kaWFjS2lsbGVy
were the animals sick/old?
TheTruthIsSomewhere
Nope. Not all of them anyway. And I understand over crowded shelters but it's PETA! You'd think they would be no kill!
DAVIDCAMERONSHAGSPIGS
This did turn out to be fake but PETA are still bell ends
ItzGent
Are they hells bells?
Lockerd
Fake in this instance, but not here in CT, was driving on shoreline, went to.get gas in branford. Saw a mini peta protest at all pets club
Lockerd
Turns out a few of them stole some turtles, frogs and very tempermental fish, they planned on "releasing" them into the ice cold harbor.
Lockerd
If animal control hadnt come with the police to explain what would happen, theyd have killed 34 animals
Aesurah
They are ok with killing animals, it's better than them being our "slaves". They are not the best example of animal welfare activists
texangel7
Man that's crazy. But also I work in Branford so hi!!
Qumefox
You can tell it's fake simply by the fact they said they bought the lobsters.
ChickenFingerFingers
http://www.snopes.com/peta-lobster-rescue-in-nebraska-kills-captive-creatures
DickPicEnthusiast
Hey! Some people care deeply and really appreciate bellends! I take great offense when people us words like bellends or dicks to refer to
DickPicEnthusiast
...the absolute excrescence that is PETA.
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
Don't know what that means but I'm going to steal it
degenerator
Not for naught, but who gets in a twist about a bunch of fancy crustaceans?
ClassyTavi
Even if it's fake the fact that it is within the realm of plausibility shows how fucked up PETA is and how ruined their reputation is
ChickenFingerFingers
I don't like PETA, but any fake news should be shunned. It alters perspective from reality and leaves people making decisions based on such.
ClassyTavi
yes, I agree fake news is stupid and immoral but why is PETA so awful that a story like this might be believable in the first place?
155DangerClose
wasn't peta, but some animal activist tards released about 6000 farm minks, the minks then slaughtered all prey wildlife in the whole area
ChickenFingerFingers
Correct, it was in Britain. http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/minks.asp
TheToll
Happened in Norway as well...
155DangerClose
as a Mink lover and hater of the mink fur coat farming industry...I see where they are coming from but boy are they dumb.
LateNightBunnyParty
PETA came to Slaughterville, Oklahoma once to try to convince us to rename it "Veggieville." Even offered to supply the (1)
LateNightBunnyParty
(2) Slaughterville school with free veggie burgers for a year. Slaughterville doesn't have a school, and was named after a family by the (3)
LateNightBunnyParty
(3) last name of Slaughter.
LateNightBunnyParty
Source: http://www.purcellregister.com/news/article_b74de391-2846-572d-9055-2f5c8a24d1ad.html
itsRoscoe
Yes! Went to Herzogenaurach in Oct for work to meet global counterparts and the biggest takeaway was learning "bell ends" from the U.K. team
Acefowl
I need to know the origins of insulting someone by calling them "Bell Ends".
stormtrooper412
it's just an English version of "dick head"
fleacollerindustry
Because they're gigantic knobs.
JustHereForTheView
They were gonna call them bell heads but it didn't have the same ring to it.
KevinLoth
This comment is severely under appreciated
PedanticYetEarnest
I'm surprised that none of the other comments brought up that the end of the bell is the part that goes "dong"
AModernEpic
Or ding depending on which way it swings. Swings both ways. The puzzle is all falling into place.
KWJester49
I was assuming it was saying they were on the low end of a bell curve for intelligence. TIL
Leithoa
Its british for dickhead, cause the head of a penis looks like the end of a bell, sort of.
mercycircus
https://youtu.be/7RBelz8BgX0 Devvo will teach you a thing or two...
Steamarrow
The tip of a cock looks like a bell
Veggisaurus
That doesn't sound like a bad thing even know what it means.
StarmanUltra
You're fine with people calling you a Cock Top?
VinnieJonesDiary
Or, you know, Dickhead...
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Ah
Summersky
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Acefowl
That makes perfect sense, thank you!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
You...might wanna see a doctor. Healthy dick tips look like huge plums. I can send you a dick pic if you don't believe me.
haquie
Jokes on you I'm almost completely stock looks more like a slug tbh
Hullaballoonatic
So why not just call them a bell? It's not the end of a bell that looks like a penis.
Gay4Allah
So the end of the tip of the cock?
CheyenneArcher
Basically the European version if "dickhead"?
NorthmanoftheNorth
In the land of ice and fire we don't say dickhead, instead asshole has two meanings and covers both dickhead and the asshole. We like anal.
BillTheSighUnzipsGuy
Yeah, Europe speaks a bunch of different languages.
CheyenneArcher
Lol you guys think that I actually think ALL European countries speak the same lingo? Okedoke...
sbzleon
Omg check your hemispheric privilege 4 real!!
CheyenneArcher
But I can't even O.O
JhericFury
British and yes, but we have dickhead too. We have a lot of swear words, plus all your american ones too, because of TV.
bexxyab
Like some languages have 100 words for one thing we have 100 ways of callying you a fuckhead.
AncientSeraph
British* version. Europe does not have a common shared language. This is due to the fact that it consists of multiple countries.
walkernotskywalker
TIL
TheSaltiestPretzel
The more you know...
GingerLaird
Bell end would be the polite version?
ThePastmaster
Yeah, in Sweden we say cockhead.
Alamyst2011
PETA puts down about 80 percent of thr animals they 'save'. Also the head of PETA is a millionaire.
hadrianalrashid
Putting down suffering and old animals is a normal thing, what do you think is the daily basis of a vet?
Alamyst2011
Come on. 80 percent are not all old. They take donations to care for these animals, kill them and pocket the cash
unscot
The head of every major company is a millionaire. What does that have to do with anything?
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
one of the co-founders (i think she is a co-founder) is using bovine insulin because it's better than synthetic, for her diabetes.
TangledMess
A millionaire that still uses company money to fund animal rights activists 2 'liberate' animals and believes nobody should own a pet.Mental
degenerator
People Eating Tasting Animals!
pizzaontheinside
Yea and Trump
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
In other news, water is wet, clouds float, and the upvote button is blue.
Raenon
In 2006, it was more than 97% at their Virginia shelters. PETA is awful.
Curiousone545
ooo links?
Dunes8
Closer to 95%
JahNoodles
well then i guess the nazis saved the Jewish heritage
auntychrist
about the same rate as make a wish
ChickenFingerFingers
Yeah, but this post is fake. http://www.snopes.com/peta-lobster-rescue-in-nebraska-kills-captive-creatures/
JollyGreenAl
But at least they let their dead animals rot instead of eating them.
SnortAKnifeIntoMyBrain
Seems like a massive waste though. At least people eat the animal and use it's body for something, instead of letting it waste away.
DwightKurtShruteARM
www.petakillsanimals.com
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
This is bullshit propaganda financed by many meat producers. Dont downvote me, Google it
muisverriet
Yeah, no.
GoCorral
Not that high, but still very high compared to other shelters. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6612490
CatPianist
And they fuck the other 20.
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
A success rate that high is only matched by the make a wish foundation.
TrixiHobbitz
fuck you! lmao
VitaminJay
JokeDestroyer
OH YEAH
Lurd
Joke so dark it robbed me and tried to sell me it's mixtape afterwards.
Lou20100
Joke so old his grandfather was still a slave
Alamyst2011
Savage. Awsome.
thatkiwiperson
VitaminJay
Is that Hornswoggle?!
pikakid24
AWolfWithShades
FromTheShadowyDepthsaLurkerRises
Danklintheturtle
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Do you have a version without the upvote hand
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
I do not
TheHaloFollower
DrNoise
Talolza
Tibiskus
Commenting for Alter Reference
MBoggles
Congrats on blatantly stealing a joke
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
It's actually over %90 that they put down without ever offering them for adoption.
Kaysmira
Many of them never even make it to their "shelter" but are immediately euthanized in the van. Some are dumped in random dumpsters.
mrmcspicy
Source?
daffodilpuke
They believe that an animal is better off dead than with humans
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Yup. I think dead animals are better off as human food.
minabear
Doesn't she also use insulin and say that other people shouldn't because of animal products? ... she makes an exception for HER condition
Zarthen
But isn't modern insulin an artificial replacement for what our bodies make? As in, not stealing it from animals anymore?
minabear
I'm not sure since I have never used insulin, but I do know she is opposed to its use....
Chryos
Since animal products were originally used and animals were used to test it, they still view it as "bad."
UMDhockey17
I think it's more that pig insulin was originally used
ilovebirds
It's a GMO! Thanks, science!
stonerlibtard
No! All GMOs are bad because anything not natural is bad! (Heavy sarcasm)
bananaforscalemeow
From piggies
CziltangBrone
Lots of blood related products are from pig sources, e.g. Heparin, the anti-clotting drug
SilentCryptographer
Pretty sure it's 'natural' not artificial, but we mass-produce it with genes implanted into bacteria, rather than harvest animal sources.
PurplePixieUK
A lot of insulin is synthetic now (in the UK at least). It used to be porcine.
SilentCryptographer
Used to be, but then we stuck the human genes for it into a plasmid and mass-produce human insulin via bacteria, as far as I remember.
r0xj00
Correct. Used to be you got your insulin very crudely delivered via ground up pancreases; then isolated insulin.
SilentCryptographer
Yep, used to get them from butchers shops, but we found lots of people didn't handle bovine/porcine insulin well, if I remember right.
blackheartbass
I've seen an interview where she literally says that it's ok for her to do it because she spends the rest of her time "saving" animals.
G4PRO
Source ?
minabear
Fucking aye
DarthFutuza
By that logic if I spend most of my time saving human lives it's okay for me to go murder a few since I've saved up karma for it, right?
MrLovecraft
If it worked in fallout.
minabear
I was kind of hoping I remembered incorrectly
MechaNinja
http://imgur.com/t3Cb3wz
blackheartbass
Like she's got a bank account where she can withdraw against her deposits of cognitive dissonance.
toby1248
there is no cognitive dissonance. She knows what she's doing. She's just a corrupt asshole making money off people's generosity/charity