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May 12, 2021 10:10 AM
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tinyfootprints
Yup, that coat hanger one gets my vote.
SpitMatt
"Turning on your monitor would help a lot with your aim"
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
it's ok, everyone makes mistakes. Your mother, for example.
Thanatyr
"You jackasses have the reflexes and situational awareness of a coma patient!"
LordNergal
Me, piping up: "Shit, a coma patient would die less."
harmsebamse
"If your Brain was made out of wool, there wouldn't be enough to knit a navelwarmer for one of your crabs"
applesforjuice
"Be alive" was my favorite tbh
WisdomThumbs
Guy called me "pub trash" once. I told him "then get out of the garbage." It made his death to mid-air sniper headshots more satisfying.
WisdomThumbs
I should really take a pic of those messages and attach it to the gameplay footage.
Moylsie
"As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit"
Adam1775
My favorite is “you’re the type of person who would suck dick for gas money and then decide to walk.”
justonemorepicturepls
"With aim this shit, how'd you even manage to click on CoD twice in a row to start the game?"
DigiT00l
Used the keyboard obviously
wellitseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime
"Your dad does Aldi reviews on tiktok". "your dad's on furlough from Avon"
thegreatpablo
"This game isn't a dick, so please stop sucking so hard."
Lawfulsquash
" Go hang your self in the closet with your wireless controller". Always made me laugh.
HotWhalesOnWheels
"The light in my fridge is brighter than you, and that shits broken"
lordfancypantz
Uhh, a self burn those are the best :-)
PhyshStycc
100% something a friend of mine would say
Nippledeepinahorse
My granny shoots better than you and she's been dead for 20 years.
Liechsowagan
That one’s pretty versatile. You could easily substitute any other appliance: microwave/dryer/oven/etc.
nonCanadianGoose
These are some military grade insults. Especially the coat hanger one
spx39
Here's my favourite version: "you're like Harry Potter, but you're not a wizard and your scar is from a coat hanger"
YourSelfMan
Okay. That was decent
DulseEater
That is an FNC1 grade insult right there I’ll tell you.
Yazoo87
"I'd say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people"
royrogersdoublerbarburger
"You swim with a shirt on." I feel simultaneously seen and violated.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
How is this an insult? My husband has light skin and moles and doesn't want skin cancer.
lamagra22
The implication is weight.
nova1124
I used to tell kids they were adopted. Not for sucking, but for being little shits.
neverlost
My go to was you couldnt even be adopted
OnceUponATimeInAzeroth
Mine was "you seem like the type of kid that Naruto runs to lunch."
BryanLaserEpee
Don't call me what your dad calls you in bed
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
arkemiffo
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/923/c37.gif
jherazob
OK, this is great
Imgerruinedimger
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I'v
Imgerruinedimger
e been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top
Imgerruinedimger
sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes o
Imgerruinedimger
of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the In
Imgerruinedimger
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now
icommentzoomupsforpoints
If its not disgustingly racist is it even a cod lobby
VincentV189
This, Ive played as recently as CW, and its really just people yelling racist shit over and over in between maps.
LordNergal
People have INVENTED ethnicities just to insult me in COD lobbies. I still have no idea what a "chuwero" is.
SubTrout
A COD lobby? I mostly hear people's TVs on in the background or horrendously toxic usage of the N-word by shitlord white guys.
Shoelebubba
I’ve ran into...a lot of British kids dropping the N word. It’s really weird to hear and I’m surprised it happens as often as it does
DaveTBull
Guarantee %99 of them where white council estate 12 year olds
Yazoo87
There's a reason why I have voice chat set to "Friends & Party only" or whatever it's called exactly
VagisilToothpaste
Yep. Why I stopped playing after a few rounds. I have no room for that garbage. Took all the fun out for me. You can very much make fun >
VagisilToothpaste
of someone, or talk shit, without using racist or homophobic slurs. No interest in gaming with people making fun of my sexual orientation.
DaveTBull
Welcome to reality
VagisilToothpaste
And I should just be ok with that? Fuck off.
DaveTBull
Wherever you go people are going to be dicks. Moreso with the safety net of online anonymity, you can either bitch and moan or rise above it
mirotvorez1130
Those are pretty good. However, insults from CS 1.6 days where on completely different level lol.
tazedconfused
A kid once wouldn't shut the fuck up so I ruined Santa clause for him. He cried.
VagisilToothpaste
I doubt a kid in a gaming lobby actually believed in Santa...
Xpaqui2
And then everyone clapped.
solmazer
None of these people would last 5 mins in a Halo 3 lobby. I really miss those days...
EveryoneNeedsAPugMug
The original Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2 were brutal as well.
TsNightmare
You mean halo 2... You gosh dern whippersnapper.
SacrificialClam
Well Noah also left off unicorns and dragons so what does that say
Iaskquestionablequestions
Allegedly.
ArdentSlacker
dunno about the unicorns, but... "flammable boat" comes to mind for the other.
HonestCommentFarmer
The unicorns know what they did.
SimSimSimsalabim
And dragons know what they SHOULD've done but didn't.
RackhamTheRed
No fucking furries allowed
peopleannoyme420
Ahh yes the COD keyboard warriors. Some of that shit is hilarious tho lol
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FluffyCthulu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFudmaObLI
TheJonSnowShow
"how's living in your mom's basement!" "I don-" "Everywhere you will ever live, will be your mom's basement.".. still gets me sometimes.
ShearWind
I worked in a PC Gaming Center in 2012. The insults, creative swearing and moments of disbelief were absolutely hilarious
flowofsilence
When ppl getting toxic in CSGO I just reply with “That’s why your father left you”. They go ape shit since I’m playing on Rus servers and
flowofsilence
it happens that every second toxic person in there has a single parent.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
A relief to know the lazy insults of the 2010s are behind us. This is imaginative and fresh, mostly.
BobaFettApproves
“You called me a choad gargling fuck-toilette” (Silicon Valley show)
pyroshen
These are just the best 1%. There's still a lot of stupid trash insults in there
prufock
What's wrong with swimming with a shirt on?
DigiT00l
Body insecurity, generally fat
Yazoo87
How tf does a wet (t)shirt hide any of that Oo? I fail to see the point here
DigiT00l
Idk, it is just a thing people do
WeirdStealth
I don't have body insecurities, I just don't like getting a sunburn on my back and I don't always use sun screen. Plus I'm too lazy to take
WeirdStealth
Off my shirt and put sun screen on.
DigiT00l
Fair, but that is the general association with shirt swimming
AtsaMattaForMe
greggor
Why does he look like he could eat an apple through a picket fence?
meganical
Just noticed it
Punisher2080
Dear Reader!
pyaremohan
That's my Zoom background now.
Boondangle40
I heard a recording of him speaking in normal conversation tone... It was frightening. He smokes/drinks/eats/drugs so much that his voice is
Boondangle40
Very coarse, rough, and downright supervillan-esq. When I first heard it I didn't know who was, the voice got my attention. It was crwepy
Boondangle40
Creepy ** also, I mean a recent recording like in the past 2-3 years
scrapz
My uh... friend. He's a little slow, could you help him out?
OnePunMan
Tell your friend that it's the banner behind the head in the first pic.
AnnieGitchYerGun
My friend is an obtuse rubber goose. What banner?
AnnieGitchYerGun
Ope! Friend figured it out, but why would someone have it?
OnePunMan
MischiefMonster
Ah right yes I also have friend who is now grateful.
N0S4A2
Friends everywhere are now grateful.
scrapz
Oh! I mean... my friend says thanks.
thrashingcows
“How you dodged a coat hanger for 9 months baffles me!” For the win!!
MarkTwainsMysteriousStranger
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llamallamadingd0ng
That one gave a good chuckle
Baynalz
I used to be really toxic. My line was "I've seen successful clothes hanger abortions more productive than you.". I've not insulted 1/2
Baynalz
People playing games in almost a decade though. It's toxic and spreads hate. No need for hate in this world.
H2ONerd
As a general rule, I only insult people in my party.
JVdBvl
It fits if they are the offspring of those welding the coathanger.
jenzhere99
Chalybos
Absolutely brutal.
LaursnandBobsickleandnowSullybun
Yeah jaw dropped at that one!
Lampmonster
You're a survivor Charlie!
Cilvaa
waspinatorrulez
tupacshomie
Ithinkiloveher93
Ouch lol that's pretty good
StanleyTucciSaysOHSHlT
riggeroo
This was an insult on Justin biebers comedy roast. That lady went in hard! He handled it well tbh
lazybuthappy
I don't get it... I have a grasp, but I can't say I get it
lazybuthappy
Maybe refers to his mom having sex?
BlacknCrimsonRose
Meaning he clearly got killed a lot in that match for failure to dodge/hide.
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Abortion.
lazybuthappy
Ooooooh... I thought coat was a synonym of rubber wrap, and he had been dodging something completely different, because his mom... well...
Mxxt
Oh! TY