ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
386657
1963
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Feb 23, 2018 1:33 AM
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
386657
1963
30
skinnerspondbouy
Glen Abbey- Oakville ?
Maldraek
Play it as it lays.
obviouscoconut
You bitch —- Other guy.
spacemanspiff1218
Is this even legal
659992812
Yep
Wolfreaper
Can’t golf just die out.Millions of dollars to hit a ball around.Peopel are starving some where!!!
RenaissanceFaireMan
I don't get it, is there a droid there that speaks bocce?
golfstats
And to top it off, if my memory serves me correctly he won a car for the hole in one, too.
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ImActuallyEvenMoreAmazingThanYouThink
Golf....
ByBil
Balls!
TupacAintDead
I’ll allow it.
RunningForEverAndEver
It would actually be a +1 for the other guy also
kjarmie
That still only counts as 1!
Shaukhan12
Wait is this real???
heimfaced
WhenEmusAttack
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oEduKVQdG4c0JVPSo/giphy.gif
Warhead42
It's not often you find a social acceptable situation for two men's balls to touch.
BlackavarLion
Still gay
ChildOfThanatos13
We hang around very different people...
muhvitus
Or in this case, very different balls.
manslut
We have wildly different lifestyles.
Beepity
Right? The only other one I can think of is gay sex, which is usually pretty different.
m053486
Well, sometimes it’s two dudes in a last, which isn’t *exactly* gay
m053486
*lady, not last
onecowboytoo
That is still gay. There are 50 shades of gay. That might not be taking it in the ass gay, but it is still gay.
loqitu
I doubt the other guy is ok with what just happened.
tighthead01
Still counts!
missojennie
TallestFux
Technically it does!
RoastedSalted
doctorhat
Yup! Did this once. Too bad it was for like double-bogey.
TrevRau
I JUST HAD SEX
TheRicM
TrevRau
bobstallone
The proof is in the pudding.
alexcoldt
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY PUDDING TASTE LIKE CUM!
RealBarackObama
That's not pudding.
DolphinNoise
The other guy gets to put his ball back right? It's been a while since I've reviewed the rules.
Stinkdog
Have to place it nearest where they think the ball was at rest
vote4JR
Ex college golf player here: 2 options- Replace the ball at the point you originally believed it to be, or play the ball as it lies.
applicable
And of course I believe it to be.... 3 inches from the hole.
Stinkdog
I checked the usga rules out (18-5) and didn’t see anything about playing it as it lies. Did I miss something?
Kayveman
I had to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot, remember?
gernjer
I don’t knot enough about bocce to get the joke but I upvoted because of the lucky golf shot.
GoodChange
Like boule
Kaeldiar
If you're familiar with Curling, it's kinda like that but without the ice
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Lucky? I'm sure he totally meant to do that.
Sentinal32
Bocce, try to get closest to the jack (or white ball). You can do it by knocking your opponent's ball away.
ino84
I’ve never heard Boccia referred to in its Italian plural form for the game? But then it has so many different names (boule, pétanque,...)
Sexlexic
Well that just sounds like porn with extra steps
Sentinal32
Well, it's only gay if you're balls touch.
BigAZNMan
It's like curling but with balls on grass
RobertNAdams
why are balls doing drugs
BigAZNMan
Speedballs, man.
HillOfBeans
It's pretty fun, "lawn bowling", but we play it on the sand at the beach in Oregon.
Fivemachinesinjapanese
Is there a more Scandinavian name than Leif Olson?
queenelizabeth
Thorbjorn Schoett Hegelundsdatter
economyinthis
Hans Andersson
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Torbjorn Turretson.
EvilIncarnate
Björn Johansson
Slorpthegillman
Bjørn Scaarsgard
RevivedTrust
Johan Björkman
Iskariot132
Ole Brunost Hansen
ldordai
Aksel Lund Svindal
sodakwizard
Magnus magnuson
Linxbolt18
Yes, but neither of us could pronounce it.
PilgrimScott
Kimi Raikkonen
InitHello
Torleif Eriksen
Snajvid
Sven Svensson
InoffensivePablum
Sven Hoek
ChicanoBatman
Shit man. Every one of these names really are more Scandinavian than Leif Olson.
mariiobanditplus
Carlos Pepino
Dopplerfart
Erik Haraldsson
vikingfaen
Ola Nordmann
LobsterBandito
Bjarni Herjólfsson - 10th century explorer who is thought to be the first European to see North America.
thetof91
Søren Sørensen Østergaard.
MMAgCh
Leif Olsøn.
uziTerror
Underrated comment
Bassaker
Andres Brejvik
JohnMagneTrane
Fjotolf Hansen
PilgrimScott
... we all should downvote this...
Bassaker
Some months ago i would have agreed with you. Nowadays i still think he is a Monster for killing children. But his motives are legit.
Totorodroppings
Thor Odinson
EvilIncarnate
*Tor Odinsson
WarpQueen
Morbifier
Protector of mankind Rise to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Tor Hlôdyn's son Protector of mankind Rise to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits