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link to Trump / Zapp: http://imgur.com/gallery/1jhfoBernie / Professor: http://imgur.com/a/BAkdv Obama / Hermes: https://m.imgur.com/a/oq18I
danielsdesk
These don't work because they are not actually quotes of hers; someone should try doing this again
Knillis
OP actually delivered, +1
N00blett
SwoleIroh
almost relevant!
notoneiota
What character would you use for Bernie Sanders?
dinglecorn
https://i.imgflip.com/11pvbv.jpg
Voltair
You know, Hilary probably wasn't mad that Bill chested on her. She was mad he got caught.
o11c
It's not like it was a ever a *secret* to anyone - it just wasn't major news.
jimmyriba
But those are not actually Hillary quotes?
klloveall
Yeah, I kinda wanted the source on a lot of these too...
Christx30
Snopes has got your back, fam. http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/marxist.asp
jimmyriba
Thanks! The quotes really didn't pass the smell test. Seemed like ungenerous paraphrasing by political opponents.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Yeah. These just aren't as good.
RottenKitten
Yep, this aren't real quotes, it miss the point.
SleeperXib
The last one could use a different pic. but they seem about as accurate as Zap Trump or Prof Bernie.
cunningallusionment
Except that Zap Trump was actual Trump quotes and these aren't Clinton.
SleeperXib
Yeah. I noticed after the fact. This should really be redone.
mysteryghost
Eh, Zapp fits it more than this, and much more than Prof Bernie.
SleeperXib
Zap does fit the best of the three. But the other two are fair and I appreciate egalitarian mockery.
TakWriterOfWorlds
I appreciate the attempt, but Trump's simplistic way of speaking is good for short comments and makes the Zapp comparison work. 1/2
TakWriterOfWorlds
The Clinton and Sanders ones just look like out of context statements on pictures of old white people.
bloatedplutocrat
Zapp: Horrible person who consistently fails and takes credit for others work. Mom: Horrible person who runs a brutal/efficient empire.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
But Zapp is funny
DVSBSTrD
I don't know if brutal is the right word for Hillary, sneaky definitely.
Pandaphilophobe
Familiarize yourself with her role in US imperialism in the Middle East and Honduras and brutal is definitely the right word.
BigBlueBurd
So... Trump should be Mom and Clinton should be Zapp?
craz3d
I think you're right so have an upvote
glkerr
Anybody can look good or bad by taking quotes out of context. A good example is the Mussolini quote Trump retweeted
ParanoidWithGoodCause
yeah that really made Mussolini look bad
SleeperXib
Sauce? Sounds hilarious.
glkerr
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/02/28/donald-trump-retweets-post-likening-him-to-mussolini/
SleeperXib
Thx
KeeleonOhms
Just because a bad person says something doesn't make it wrong.
glkerr
Exactly! Just like Hillary outlining to one percenters that they need money to reform is not like Mom from Futurama
SleeperXib
And the opposite is true too. People put a lot of value in quotes for some reason.
KeeleonOhms
The Obama ones are kind of unfair because they're all jokes written by writers.
SleeperXib
THX! Totally overlooked those. But, tbf most presidents/candidates have writers.
SleeperXib
Hahaha! Writers or no, I'm impressed he had the cajones to say some of those things. Assuming they're all real.
KeeleonOhms
They're funny for sure and he seems like a chill guy so Here's is the best fit. It's just unfair when you pick his punchlines and compare
KeeleonOhms
Trumps are funny and fit brannigan so well because he says those ridiculous things probably even against the advice of his writers.
SleeperXib
Yeah. I can't imagine a professional writer putting those rants together.
myusernameisfrankdrebin
Still not nearly as sick and terrible as Trump. Not even close.
SleeperXib
Really? You can't just have a good laugh?
myusernameisfrankdrebin
Next time find a pair of panties that fits so you won't be so angry, loser , ha ha!
SleeperXib
What have I lost?
myusernameisfrankdrebin
What? Ha ha ok
SleeperXib
You come across as a really angry person.