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Fun stuff.
HarrisonTheViking
#20 I GO TO PRISON
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Notsud
#22 literally why the world keeps turning
deafkitten
polkcountypirate
#25 made me do the angry/that's hilarious face that I love to see after I tell people most of my puns ....dammit
DaveSamsonite
That kind of joke is why I love this meme
weidermeijer
#14 We ALL know Allison is the current gf who won’t be there next Christmas.
kitnnicole9
@op you're a romantic it seems
profiledit
Thanks DK.
deafkitten
jherazob
"That is correct!"
Kamchatkah
Dork is such an underused word
fozymandias
#11 that’s the best thing to do with them honestly
Muppetman18
#22 thank you from one of those dorks
deafkitten
Iamtoofuckinghighforthisshit
Come back comment
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
Smacketywack
#2 This totally rocks.
xmtrdude
#12 looks more like a digital video router. Thank one of us broadcast engineers, not the IT guy.
JusticePhrall
#11 shut up and take my money!
jennytornado
No accolades?! Here. Have accolades.
patsfan007
#11 I’ve been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf it’s actually meant to be. All I’ve got is bread….
probablyabanshee
Chocolate, I do believe it’s a solid square of chocolate with score marks. Yes let the woman Identifies chocolate hilarity ensue
weidermeijer
#30 Jenny had been dead for 60 years.
DippinDerps
That face says it all lol
DarkSock
weidermeijer
#31 I ripped out a bowling alley. Spray the ball with shoe deodorizer, turn out lights, set aflame, then roll. Flaming Blue Balls of Death!
deaththeunholy
viceroy507
#43 I have this book! But just not titled the same!
sonic2041
what is the actual title?
viceroy507
The country bunny and the little gold shoes
SergiousMaximus
#14 Allison is the strumpet one of the boys brought home, unannounced, for Christmas and although mummy is fucking LIVID!!! she will not
Birbsicle
Are the other kids named... Oddiaon and Wiloon? And Steven.
SergiousMaximus
Have it said that she did not put a stocking out for her son's "girlfriend".
DaveSamsonite
Oh God, it’s just a regular white sock, isn’t it?
FirstClassTicketToHell
Nah, that’s a stocking that only a dad could make. The handwriting gives it away.
JericoJones23
You mean, her sons 'little friend'. Not sure she is in girlfriend status yet if she doesnt have a sock.
zatica
Nah. That much passive-aggressiveness is definitely reserved for daughter's long-term "roommate"
Diaphoni
wait, I really am the platonic roommate and have been for 11 years and I was just invited to xmas with the roommate's family.
Diaphoni
ohno I have become meme
zatica
Did you get a passive aggressive present??
happiesthedgehog
My friend doesn’t get #2?
CaptainTinyTongue
Spoon over a flame is a way to prep drugs prior to use.. heroin I think
bigtwindaddy10
Drug spoon...
Clydefrogger
Any idea what it’s actually supposed to be? Bc that’s literally all I see.
bigtwindaddy10
Clydefrogger
I mean I guess so. I get that it looks like cooking H but is that all it is? Or is it supposed to be something else but looks like that?
happiesthedgehog
Ahhhhh! Thank you. Haha.
iovebeans
I am a simple man. I see a dk dump, I upvote.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
deafkitten
lindabelchersfirstcousin
sloch
Pow! Right in the kisser!
DaveSamsonite
Wow, she REALLY got up in there!
weidermeijer
I’ve watch that like 20x.
AndySlash
#9 i laughed. and then i cried.
deafkitten
always stings a bit,
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
#3 Everyone wants to hate cyclists but refuse to acknowledge we should be building cities around walking, biking, and public transit. The1/2
SoGrosslyIncandescent
As a pedestrian I've nearly been run down by cyclists that refuse to check intersections. Cyclists can huff my balls.
TitanicBuster
Weird to see some obvious car propaganda in an otherwise funny meme list
kitnnicole9
I mean I agree but it's still a funny meme.
homoerection
I just hate when they ride three abreast and take up the entire road and then pitch a fit when you try to get around them. But you’re 1
jobe
Legally in Australia, theyre not even allowed to ride on footpaths, which is dumb. Bike + pedestrian = accident minor injury
homoerection
Correct in that we need to design better urban spaces. Really two separate issues.
coolbrood
Yeah, I can hope for better pedestrian infrastructure, AND think that cyclist culture is incredibly douchey
askmenotbolin0
No one likes THOSE assholes,except those assholes,I've biked for 11 years, usually with a beer in my drink holder, those dicks don't like me
Iputthebestinbestiality
https://i.imgur.com/QMthcap.null
cloverleafbane
the point is lost on them. We could turn the planet into a bike lane and there would still be cyclist that would ride around in my bedroom.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Hehehe, it certainly would! I forgot to comment with the gif, but this was just for fun - I do think the world should be fit for bikes and
Iputthebestinbestiality
pedestrians. The dudes in condom suits would still be in all the places they shouldn't be of course. They're the BMW drivers of cyclists
cloverleafbane
Absolutely. I ride a bike and they are the worst. It's not the bike that's the problem it's the person.
Mairoa
Nah, I biked everywhere for 6 years and there's a contingent of cunts. Usually the 40+ crowd thinking they can bike to work when it's been>
Mairoa
Mairoa
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
fact that we keep making the roads more dangerous for them in most parts of the world is not helped by mindsets like these. Not everyone 2/3
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
can afford to maintain a car and still need to provide for themselves or their family. If you live somewhere with GOOD infrastructure for3/4
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
bikers and they ignore using it that is one thing. But painted bicycle gutters with cars zooming by at 40+ ain't it. 4/4
Gervey81
I can't commute because it's my profession but It's my main exercise and hobby. It's really hard to find a route or trail without 1/2
Gervey81
driving 30+ minutes that I don't feel like I'm going to die. I have mirrors, radar, and my head on a swivel just so I can improve my health.
aloysiuscentauri
Lol - we have made it too dangerous to be a normal human because we had to appease big oil.
wadatahmydamie
Oh come on, be fair. General Motors and Firestone helped fuck us all over
DaveSamsonite
#6
Tezerah1
You ask why, I ask why not?
Circosys
I'd say there are not enough butts on this post!
slamEVIL
(__).(__) <--- I tried to make a butt.
Smacketywack
X number of butts yields 2X butt cheeks. It’s easy math.
SMB42
Because at least 3 of us like butts. Thanks @deafkitten for thinking of me!
JusticePhrall
There are dozens of us... dozens!
Predacane35
anjeleyezjr
Might even be scores of us even!
azimir
Maybe even a gross to two?
nilaismad
Gotta pump those numbers up!