Aug 24, 2018 7:19 AM
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beefjerk
May your road lead you to warm sands.
EarthAnimalArmy
Love the potions, but no Skooma?
HoboTerry
Move out of the basement already.
DrDelirium
Sneak up that mf.
Hanfverbot
I want to buy the Skooma.
LocoFinn
*if you have food
Hyperloop
I0VE525P00GE
What’s in the blue bottle?
HughLaurie
The stay-at-home etsy wife kit.
madammiim
I’LL HAVE THE LOT. But only cuz you’re fcking cute ❤️
CAPTAINQUEENAN
Well done sir
Himera12
Someone actually put time and thought into this. Let that sink in.
404GravitassNotFound
Cloth armour gloves. enchantment - allow smart phone use without removing.
SpanishLisp
Can I cuddle Khajiit? I have coin.
SquidwardBaldheads
and no Skooma? I call fake ...
ParadNoodleWatcher
Hidden stash. Only for special customers.
Magicflutefreddie
What a cutie. Nice markings.
TheGingerZombie
How long did this photo take to set up?
ASolitudeGuard
6 long.
Echo18
And how long after getting the photo was all of the stuff knocked off the table on to the floor?
TiredoNames
SCP-:3-J www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003-j
MultiNonymous
J4nein4ne
I'm glad that this is the top comment.
Wepfmokk
goddamn that one got me
AirBud3theReckoning
You shouldn't be laughing, it means you're about to die
Badgerpie
"I do however happen to have an awful amount of moonsugar on me... if only someone would help me get rid of it! sigh"
LordNarwhalofthe69
did someone say moonsugar?
thunderrunner
TheRealAethrys
Implying you don't conduct transactions primarily in banish enchanted iron daggers.
justabigmonkey
Can I buy khajiit?
kgburden
Khajit has services if you have coin.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Khajiit doesn't approve of prostitution or slavery but will listen to propositions.
AmazonEmma
150 pets and a lifetime of kibbles !
themlggator
No kibbles, only skooma.
You're a hard bargain !
bosskcradossk
I thought slavery was outlawed in the empire. Go back to Morrowind!
Noob3rts
I miss my cat. She has been missing for over a week.
macthelost
Cats are never missing. They are always exactly where they want to be. Sometimes it’s not with you. Sorry though.
I hope you find him. I've heard of cats returning to their owners after years so don't lose hope.
DeusExSpockina
Oh no! Do you have a local animal shelter you can check with?
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Leave bits of your clothing/blankets that smell like you at parts in your neighbourhood and check often.
LlamaLingo
Have you taken the most famous steps to get back runaway cats?
Thesinlesssinner
I read a while ago online that putting their litter box outside can help them follow the scent home. Also check local feral colonies 1/2
My in-laws cat was missing for several months and he was found in a feral colony only about a five minute walk from their house.
GingersGoRawr
Thats kind of funny and also surprising .
OhNoAGirlOnTheInternet
Put its litter box on your front porch! And/or clothes that have your scent on them! Good luck!
Anonymousurlnumbertwo
Our kitty disappeared for 3 years once. We moved across country. I came back to visit friends and he was waiting on our previous homes porch
Boopbeepbeep
Did you take him back with you???
Absolutely! He has some health issues now but as sweet as ever. His name is Littlefoot, and he loves his new home down south with us.
boshbashbish
I hope she returns soon! Mine went missing for 3 weeks. She made her own way back from whatever adventures she’d been on all that time.
Id go out every evening after work down the streets jingling my house keys. She responded to them always by meowing real loud.
Btw you can message me if you feel like you wanna talk.
Check local shelters IN PERSON at least every 2 days, they will never call you unless your cat is chipped and correcy registered 1/?
Put out used litter box and food, talk to neighbors and see if your city or where ever has a lost & found group like on fb or w/e 2/?
Check it daily and keep posting updates, my city has two pages and they actually do help to find pets. Go on walks with dry food/treats 3/?
That make noise to shake and call for kitty, i cannot stress the going to the shelters yourself enough, even with pictures they wont be 4/5
Able to identify your cat. Never happens. You'll get your kitty back if you do something. Good luck.
NotRapefortheWilling
Probably making new trade routes. I hope the cat returns to you safely.
RunsWithBullShit
Probably all stolen. That khajiit looks too innocent to be innocent.
cuttlesquirt
Put up a missing post here on imgur, we are good at sharing
Someshithead241
Khajiit has stolen nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime
AntRam95
They think we are all sneak thieves and skooma dealers
GnomeHomo
I know your kind, always sneaking about.
RSJunis
Wanna buy some skooma?
"Oh I would lov-...Wait where's my wallet? COME BACK HERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
KamSolastor
So.. uh, whatcha selling?
Skooma
Hmm.. got any lockpicks?
beefjerk
May your road lead you to warm sands.
EarthAnimalArmy
Love the potions, but no Skooma?
HoboTerry
Move out of the basement already.
DrDelirium
Sneak up that mf.
Hanfverbot
I want to buy the Skooma.
LocoFinn
*if you have food
Hyperloop
I0VE525P00GE
What’s in the blue bottle?
HughLaurie
The stay-at-home etsy wife kit.
madammiim
I’LL HAVE THE LOT. But only cuz you’re fcking cute ❤️
CAPTAINQUEENAN
Well done sir
Himera12
Someone actually put time and thought into this. Let that sink in.
404GravitassNotFound
Cloth armour gloves. enchantment - allow smart phone use without removing.
SpanishLisp
Can I cuddle Khajiit? I have coin.
SquidwardBaldheads
and no Skooma? I call fake ...
ParadNoodleWatcher
Hidden stash. Only for special customers.
Magicflutefreddie
What a cutie. Nice markings.
TheGingerZombie
How long did this photo take to set up?
ASolitudeGuard
6 long.
Echo18
And how long after getting the photo was all of the stuff knocked off the table on to the floor?
TiredoNames
SCP-:3-J www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003-j
MultiNonymous
J4nein4ne
I'm glad that this is the top comment.
Wepfmokk
goddamn that one got me
AirBud3theReckoning
You shouldn't be laughing, it means you're about to die
Badgerpie
"I do however happen to have an awful amount of moonsugar on me... if only someone would help me get rid of it! sigh"
LordNarwhalofthe69
thunderrunner
TheRealAethrys
Implying you don't conduct transactions primarily in banish enchanted iron daggers.
justabigmonkey
Can I buy khajiit?
kgburden
Khajit has services if you have coin.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Khajiit doesn't approve of prostitution or slavery but will listen to propositions.
AmazonEmma
150 pets and a lifetime of kibbles !
themlggator
No kibbles, only skooma.
AmazonEmma
You're a hard bargain !
bosskcradossk
I thought slavery was outlawed in the empire. Go back to Morrowind!
Noob3rts
I miss my cat. She has been missing for over a week.
macthelost
Cats are never missing. They are always exactly where they want to be. Sometimes it’s not with you. Sorry though.
LocoFinn
I hope you find him. I've heard of cats returning to their owners after years so don't lose hope.
DeusExSpockina
Oh no! Do you have a local animal shelter you can check with?
istealthepixelsfromreposts
Leave bits of your clothing/blankets that smell like you at parts in your neighbourhood and check often.
LlamaLingo
Have you taken the most famous steps to get back runaway cats?
Thesinlesssinner
I read a while ago online that putting their litter box outside can help them follow the scent home. Also check local feral colonies 1/2
Thesinlesssinner
My in-laws cat was missing for several months and he was found in a feral colony only about a five minute walk from their house.
GingersGoRawr
Thats kind of funny and also surprising .
OhNoAGirlOnTheInternet
Put its litter box on your front porch! And/or clothes that have your scent on them! Good luck!
Anonymousurlnumbertwo
Our kitty disappeared for 3 years once. We moved across country. I came back to visit friends and he was waiting on our previous homes porch
Boopbeepbeep
Did you take him back with you???
Anonymousurlnumbertwo
Absolutely! He has some health issues now but as sweet as ever. His name is Littlefoot, and he loves his new home down south with us.
boshbashbish
I hope she returns soon! Mine went missing for 3 weeks. She made her own way back from whatever adventures she’d been on all that time.
boshbashbish
Id go out every evening after work down the streets jingling my house keys. She responded to them always by meowing real loud.
LocoFinn
Btw you can message me if you feel like you wanna talk.
GingersGoRawr
Check local shelters IN PERSON at least every 2 days, they will never call you unless your cat is chipped and correcy registered 1/?
GingersGoRawr
Put out used litter box and food, talk to neighbors and see if your city or where ever has a lost & found group like on fb or w/e 2/?
GingersGoRawr
Check it daily and keep posting updates, my city has two pages and they actually do help to find pets. Go on walks with dry food/treats 3/?
GingersGoRawr
That make noise to shake and call for kitty, i cannot stress the going to the shelters yourself enough, even with pictures they wont be 4/5
GingersGoRawr
Able to identify your cat. Never happens. You'll get your kitty back if you do something. Good luck.
NotRapefortheWilling
Probably making new trade routes. I hope the cat returns to you safely.
RunsWithBullShit
Probably all stolen. That khajiit looks too innocent to be innocent.
cuttlesquirt
Put up a missing post here on imgur, we are good at sharing
Someshithead241
Khajiit has stolen nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime
AntRam95
They think we are all sneak thieves and skooma dealers
GnomeHomo
I know your kind, always sneaking about.
RSJunis
Wanna buy some skooma?
Badgerpie
"Oh I would lov-...Wait where's my wallet? COME BACK HERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
KamSolastor
So.. uh, whatcha selling?
AntRam95
Skooma
KamSolastor
Hmm.. got any lockpicks?