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[NO SPOILERS] Sneak Preview: Jon Snow wants WHAT?
Jul 27, 2017 3:34 PM
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JojoNicholasHancock
calvinblanes
Best username I have seen so far
whododatgoju
She's being a little dragoncrass
IDefinitelyDoNotPostNudes
She's got some dragonbrass
whododatgoju
Maybe she needs some dragonclass
BoatsAndHoes88
whoknowswhoitis
But she did come
BewareTheCrocigator
But did Winter?
CrispyBit
Jokes aside, it's always great when the show has two characters meet for the first time.
PleaseDontGlueGooglyEyesOnMyPenis
Bran needs to let him know that she's his auntie. Why has there been no raven from Castle Black?
CrispyBit
If I had to guess, the times between every scene is never approximate. The final episode of last season may have been stretched over months.
ANerdsMind
Hey we just met... And this is crazy... but can I borrow your army & dragons to kill an undead legion maybe?
BDGClowninAround
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
"Dude, she has *dragons*? You've gotta bone her!"
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratcher
I like that mid scene wardrobe change.
AladdinTrollface
"...No that's not what I said Auntie"
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
??
WritbanAlimGohon
Jon is Dany's nephew
poopisfunny
GeauxGhoti
Put it in, pull it out, repeat if necessary
hodorgoestomordor
nope... not necessary.
summertimesmilesaretheesteat
TheBluPill
Man I wanna tap that wildling ass
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I would totally shove my arrow in her...oh wait, too soon
TheRedBaKon
Stick her with the pointy end
777Permission
He sure knows how to shred whites with his sword.
HalfPintKatie
LMAO
pyrrhlis
Longclaw is badass and I want one. Does anybody make replicas?
RiftSkipper
Yeah, alot, most are shit, ive seen one really good one, but its like 500
FreddyBarnsniffer
Brilliant!
StarfighterKarateBastard
YourFriendSquid
Plot twist he wants to fuck the literal dragons
CrispyBit
Bad dragon: The Prequel
Ebalmatronic
"You got a cave?" John Snow probably
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/BgSYEqw
TheFassbender
AOCsUnshavenChode
wait aren't they related
Dascari
Daenerys is Jon's aunt. Incest is kinda the Targaryan thing though, keeping the bloodline pure and all that.
owmur
Also, neither know that they are related, so we could have some awkward Star Wars moment when it's revealed.
TrustMeImABassist
Also her father and her mother (and his grandfather and his grandmother). King's Landing, the Westeros' Alabama.
iSoulend
Well hopefully, Targaryens are supposed to only keep it in the family, it's tradition.
SierraSykes2
This is Game of Thrones we're talking about. That *increases* the probability rather than lowering it.
rezpawner
...yeah, that should put a stop to it.
adrianguerrero5941
For people who haven't realized it yet: she's his aunt. Targaryans usually marry their siblings though so...
EverybodyknowsNoonecares
Trial by meme: My champion
hodorgoestomordor
Great, except JarJar isn't swedish?
muggywaters
I do love me some star thrones.
MostIndeedlySo
Damn it! It would be perfect if after Reek the theme song started playing. Like, stay silent for few second as Reek is on screen and then...
FromMyPointOfViewTheJediAreEvil
To be fair, I'd be pretty surprised if Anakin still had a functioning dick after that roasting on Mustafar.
ManufacturedMannequin
Haha. They always forget about his willy
holmeshugo
Pretty sure there's a video on YouTube that explores this. Look up vaders manhood by dash star
Kovares
The true reason he turned to the dark side.
Ultimaniac
But he turned to the dark side BEFORE he got roasted.
Strostkovy
Is this like ass from an actual dragon or just some skin disorder that makes your buttcheeks scalie?
LordMagnus
The skin Disorder is called "Grayscale". You don't want it.
Strostkovy
Not even going to look it up.
BlankMage
I have Argonian texture mods like you people wouldn't believe.
toddscat
Could have something to do with your diet.
lokigodofchaos
RiskItForATotalBiscuit
BothIsGood.Gif
OctopussSevenTwo
Then when it's her turn to be on top:
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DeadBoiTasty
thatsmyfetish.gif
777Permission
Jon can handle it. Jon is glamorous.
SequoiaHughes
Maybe it's Maybelline
TheFassbender
cosine83
Poor JBear will never see Kelly C again.
mmstns13
GreenYawgmoth
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
ShadowRunner94
Winter is coming.
ManufacturedMannequin
https://media.giphy.com/media/2L3eveDEgjNFC/giphy.gif
Insomnia297
He was not ready.
TheBlackWindHowls
Snow is coming.
TheBlackWindHowls
I mean, Winter. Damn.
ManufacturedMannequin
Oh sure
?noredirect
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
what was that? All he did was blink. wtf man
Vercci
You mean
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I've never had an erection disappear so quickly
LurkerLurky
Ruoyy
I don't care what anyone says. They're not going to end up together
Remainder
They could certainly go along with it for the political advantage.
LightningII
I mean, Daenerys is technically his aunt. http://www.businessinsider.com/game-of-thrones-are-jon-snow-and-daenerys-targaryen-related-2016-6
TheBlackWindHowls
Yeah, but the Targaryens ain't give a shit about blood relations when it comes to that.
Setekhx
Yea and as we've seen the Got universe really has no history of that
LegendOfJay
I believe that's how it all ends. A Song of Ice(Jon Snow) and Fire(Khaleesi)
hodorgoestomordor
Ice and fire refers to White Walkers vs Dragons.
Superchief86
That could just be a reference to Jon's parentage. His parents were ice and fire. Or the fight with the white walkers. Or both.
pyrrhlis
Khaleesi?
ToeNaiil
They could have a war with each other, especially since George likes using poetic things to describe wars and fights. 1/2
ToeNaiil
Like the Finger Dance on the Iron Islands and The Dance of Dragons (the one in the book history not the book).
LegendOfJay
I like that theory as well
hertz18360
MODILF ...that one doesn't quite roll off the tongue does it?
hodorgoestomordor
AILF
Zerubbabel
I love how this is from an episode not even released yet and it's already been JPEGed to hell.
mikeyMN
I... don't think this is from a new episode. The picture of Jon and Davos looks like it's from a scene when they were at Castle Black? Idk.
CrispyBit
Jon is wearing armor with the Stark emblem on it. Pretty sure Castle Black wouldn't allow that.
mikeyMN
Right you are. Damn me in my wrongness. Although hasn't Davos been with him past Castle Black?
CrispyBit
It's not the same shot, but the image here matches the one in next week's preview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2pRLR6Ns5I
Tiis
It's from a preview. So yeah, it is the next episode.
mikeyMN
Yeah, I stand corrected by @CrispyBit
Imalwaysready
The fuck!? Daenerys Targaryen gets a dragon!? SPOILERS!
amckenz8
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Angrypotato21
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ATalkingMushroom
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Angrypotato21
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jenw
Sometimes life gives you a aunt that's hot AF. What's a boy to do?
LeeBrand
It.
SexualConsent
Incest=wincest
NotAHugeSpider
Targs gonna Targ.
Davedavedavedavedave
MargoMcKnew
"What's a boy to do" NOT *HER*, FOR THE LOVE ALL THAT IS HOLY
SexualConsent
This show is anything but holy
SinisterStingray
Whats a Targaryan boy to do?
theloneponderer
Relatives, mostly.
jenw
Hopefully he will do his aunt and make us very happy fans.
Khatvogel
She's his aunt?
SarcasticComment
Raegar is her brother who got Lyanna Stark pregnant with John Snow. Both were born during Robert's Rebellion so they are about the same age.
dartron5000
Yes
c0nman
Keep it in the family
jaijaikali
That is the Targaryean way
Boredashell
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Thank you for posting this instead of the "nice" gif.
Vanargandknight
Put it in the family.
SonOfOden
Aligatorlog
stoler202
Is it me or this gif became constantly used?
MikeyA15
+1 for funhaus and +1000 for the Quintessential Gamer
doctorbees
Wait I thought they were cousins?
Ryguy48
Nah but Jon and Sansa are cousins though
ILikeBreakingPots
Her much older brother is his father.
Gibenitural
Not the mad king?
cloudsforbrains
Thanks for asking this! I thought so too.
SexualConsent
I'd be surprised if they weren't
SarcasticComment
Raegar was her much older brother who got Liana Stark pregnant with John Snow
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Her brother Rheagar was the one who got Lyanna Stark pregnant with Jon.
doctorbees
*her dad
crashingrobot
Her dad was Aerys the Mad King. Her brother Rheagar got Lyanna pregnant
doctorbees
Yes, I was mistaken.
doctorbees
Ohhhh that's right, I for some reason thought Rheagar was dad.
Yeeeuup
Rheagar is dead.
leoszliard
Wait, I thought they didn't finish that tower bit
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
They did. Howland Reed gives the Sword of the Morning the dick to save Ned, then he finds Lyanna with baby Jon in the tower.
scottjaeger
so he *is* a Stark? fuck, how does this keep getting more confusing...
MostIndeedlySo
Hey, it's the song of ice and fire, dude!
RetroPCS
Jon is both ice and fire so it looks like the hand for him
citoyenne
He's a Starkgaeryen.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
His mother is Ned Starks sister, and his father is Rhaegar, who is the son of Aerys, and Daenerys's brother.
scottjaeger
George RR has a serious fixation on incest...
lilmonkie
And all this time, season 1,2, and etc had us believe he was Ned's bastard. Why did Cat hate him so much?
r0b0tc0rpse
Marry her, fall in love with her, fuck her, then make your sword red hot with dragon fire and plunge it into her heart, killing her?
ImNotAnOrange
Does he know I don't remember
allotherusernamestaken89
Only Bran knows iirc (and Ned Stark but I don't think he told anyone and now he doesn't have a head)
goodgodgetagripgirl
I mean, him knowing nothing is sort of his entire backstory.
Jadedzealot
He does not.
piscesdreamer
I have a friend that hooked up with his hot "step-aunt" when he was a teen. Situation was wrong top to bottom. He counts it as a win.
jenw
I had a aunt who fucked my underage cousin when we were teens. I don't know why his family didn't press charges. Fuck that rapist bitch.
Nothinglikeagoodnut
Wait, so she had sex with her son or the son of a sibling
jenw
She was married into the family. The boy was her nephew by marriage.
undungubungu
http://imgur.com/CqUuU5N Nah, im kidding, thats fucked up.
Jaboticaba
Did everyone have fun? That's really all that matters.
MundaneFinality
Except for the whole statutory rape thing.
vitorsly
If he didn't mind and nothing bad came as a consequence, then it's alright. Laws are made to apply generally but they arent ALWAYS the 1/2
MundaneFinality
"Rape is ok if the minor, who cannot grant consent, is totally into it."
OmNachoMama
The only time I'll agree is if the ages are close. I knew a guy who was convicted of statutory rape. He was 18. She was 17. Her daddy
OmNachoMama
My first was 24. I was 12. He was gorgeous. I gave consent, but it wasn't informed. I was high. It was wrong. He should have known better.
vitorsly
best way to see the morality and ethics of a particular situation. Statutory rape is most often quite horrible, but not always. 2/3
IAmDrBanner
I mean, it is not like the Targaryans are any strangers to incest. You might even say... they incest on it.
xSavageMindx
...dad?
pookieeatworld
So do a few of the Lannisters, iirc...
Negnarholf
That was absolutely horrendous and unforgivable. +1.
DesignNerd86
Go to the corner and think about that horrible joke...after I give you a high five
boidoggoboi
Underrated is underrated
antogilbert
I think you won the internet for today. We should close it and reopen it tomorrow!
Carnwenhau
It's a game the whole family can play.
Tarlon
Is it just me or has Dany just turned into a cold ruler with a god complex?
hodorgoestomordor
I recently heard about an interview with GRRMartin and he said that all the characters are human... it's not a fairy tail with a good guy1/2
hodorgoestomordor
and a bad guy. Every character has flaws and strong points.
Begotten
What has she done to make you say that? And she's kind of always had a god complex, at least since coming into her own
hodorgoestomordor
She has developed from the "Breaker of chains" into "The Mother of Dragons"
Tarlon
Yeah she's had this for a while. I just think all the praise and reverence she's been given has gotten over her head.
Imapancakenom
I'd also chalk it up to her being impervious to fire and dragons obeying her
Tarlon
Yeah against such odds no way you're staying sane for long. Poor girl.
Tarlon
The woman has been devoured by the Dragon.
mrwmyusername
I bet he gets some dragon ass
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Sergio1d
Then Jorah comes out of nowhere like..
ICantFindTheRightUsername
More likely Bran since he is the only one who knows.
monsiuerdownvotes
she is his aunt
Billy2sweet
Weren't you surprised
findinganentrancewheretheycan
Keep it in the family. Xoxo
ICantFindTheRightUsername
He IS the dragonass
Kyman201
Together they'll sing a song. Between a fellow named Jon Snow and a woman of the house of fire. A Song of Ice and Fire, if you will.
ShkingsFuego
Heeeeyyyy that's incest
EXTREMECOMMENTWARNING
From a dragon lass, for her dragon glass, after Tyrion's dragon sass. Do I get a dragon pass?
Imherefortheanimalpics
Fprops
she's his aunt right? But well GoT and incest, pretty common
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Off his aunt?
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
oh no
copingcabana
I think Samwell Tarley is more of the draggin' ass guy
mostaredogs
Well yes they are of a famously incestuous family; the fact he's her nephew shouldn't be a problem!
Mockingbirb
Don't you mock the mighty dragons!
Cac2008
ROCK THE DRAGON! DRAGON-BALL-Z!
Proxxy0
Those aren't dragons, they are merely fire incarnate
SomeDetroitGuy
He's her (half) brother and there Targarians who only marry their siblings so... Yeah...
Kar16
Her eldist brother is his dad. She is his aunt.
MadMerlyn
vhdangel
Not always. Rhaegar married the princess of Dorn, and later absconded with Lyanna. Sometimes there wasn't a sibling of the correct sex.
ICantFindTheRightUsername
I didn't believe they did it as early as when Daenerys was born
AlternativeFactss
I bet they wait till the very last episode of the season to have sex. Then during the sex scene it cuts to the white walkers breaking wall.
udinbak
They'll have sex, Jon will kill Dany to get Lightbringer because he's Azora Hai (or both of them are)
onweekendsiputcondomsonraccoons
They could cut back and forth each thrust to an undead giant using a tree to batter, it would be perfect.
coloris8472
in my perverted mind i might read too much into "white walkers breaking the wall" ^^
mrwmyusername
That doesn't feel very GOT style, i think this season is going to move on at a pace.
amoralcompass
I agree. I think it will end up with her joining him in the north. Cersi will unite the southern houses after she destroys the Tyrells.
amoralcompass
The final season will open with them fighting a war on two fronts. 1
amoralcompass
It will end after they somehow engineer a meeting of ther foes.
killerdecoy7
Yeah lots to do, not a lot of time to do it. And it's hinted the walkers are going to be going around the wall not through the wall
Zodi
I'd go around it too, the ocean will freeze over... That's why the wildlings are at eastwatch.
repurposedschleem
*spoiler*
mrwmyusername
24hr embargo after that it's your fault for not watching it.
repurposedschleem
The spoiler was my comment below, Dani and Jon have boatsex in the coming episodes
mrwmyusername
Fact or guess?
repurposedschleem
Leaked scripts that are 100% accurate so far, r/freefolk has them summarised
repurposedschleem
Boatsex ftw
Jocktopus
How the hell do you know? It's not out yet. Not doubting you, just curious.
repurposedschleem
Leaked scripts on r/freefolk
pangyre
Spoiler from last season… Kind of hard to keep a secret that long.
DarthSedition
These images are all from the most recent episode
pangyre
These images are a mashup meant to be the NEXT and not representative of the last. The knowledge of her being his aunt is from last year.
DarthSedition
I don't think that was the spoiler anyone was worried about.
MadCat221
They're Targaryens. That they'd shack up is a given, even if one doesn't *know* he's a Targaryen.
LocutusOfBored
Icing on the cake
LeNoseKnows
Isn't it possible that he's baratheon too?
Ezekiel117
no, has been confirmed
supremepooperscooper
i dunno, i get more of that vibe from Jon/Sansa
18yearoldBlackDynamite
throw tyrion in there and they can perform the menage a trois-headed dragon
MadCat221
I think Tyrion is truly Tywin's son. The twins, however... They personify the saying about Targaryen births and coin-flipping...
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
I have been thinking this for years now.
18yearoldBlackDynamite
i respectfully disagree, but sadly i doubt the show will ever bring it up. and who knows when we will find out in the books.
Beepity
Doesn't Tyrion (in the books) have one purple eye? Isn't that one of the physical hallmarks of the Targaryens?
OneShot510
He has one green and one black eye in the books.
ThrobbinHoodz
He is. Targaryen children kill their mothers on birth or something. Its in the books somewhere
Zodi
except that dragon-hybrid baby
Swiffty
Jon may still be a bastard, because we don't know for sure that Lyana and Rhaegar actually got married when they ran off together. Although-
Swiffty
- it's likely that they did marry in secret
HorseEmperor
Just saying, a bastard doesn't get a guard made up of three Kingsguard.
citoyenne
Also, a monarch can legitimize a bastard, so Dany could declare him a legitimate Targaryen.
Dayrest
I'm curious about jons revelation. The only people that knew are dead, so how does it materially change anything?
TheBlackKaiser
Im betting a little burning of John Snow doesn't go as expected at some point.
srs00
They could probably toss it in there via Melisandre if they wanted
onyerselweeman
Littlefinger said in the last ep that he was fond of Jon's mum: he could have been talking about Cat but maybe about his actual mum?
FloppyAnomaly
Ok so I have a question, if Jon is a Targaryen is he also fireproof? Are all Targaryen's fireproof?
Blud4BludGod
This question was answered in the first book, the answer is no
repurposedschleem
Bran and Howland Reed know and are alive. Also the unknown servant girls may well have known what was going off
Dayrest
Right... I forgot bran found out.
Mack1986
And that unknown servent girl grew up to be... Barracks Obama
scottjaeger
is that a military-porn-themed Obama?
DrOsmium
The servant girl would have known, but even if she's still alive no one but Bran and Howland would know about her.
CpnScallyswag
Also, targeryens have a connection to dragons, so it's possible that one of the dragons reveals Jon as a targaryen