LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
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Special Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupendemys
Compliments of @duktayp
Mar 30, 2023 12:27 AM
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
117515
1548
19
Special Sauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupendemys
Compliments of @duktayp
HardDoseOfReality
Can we get a banana for scale on Carlos?
Misteree8
Thats a lot of turtle soup. Nuf to feed a village?
dorenavant
I’m sending this to every Carlos I know.
qtRaven
duktayp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupendemys
CutChemist
Carlos is at 3 bananas
TheSwintonLion
Is there just Juan Carlos or more?
lonelyrangerofthedreams
That name… is a prank, right?
stuart1965
Metric Carlos or Imperial Carlos ?
industrylife
How many washing machines is that?
Heavenissize17socks
DoubleSunMoonMoon
OHHHH he is lying down. I thought they were both suspended from a wall somehow.
Mythmatic
Carlos needs to hold a banana
alisalkhayyat10
Anything but metric,
MoundofVenus
My Sister in-law finally shed her skin....
turkeydonkey
How many bananas is a Carlos?
pjm82
Now we're asking the real questions
HeyOP
9 or 10 bananas, roughly
definitelynotafae
Turtle shell my butt, I know a follisized model of a millenium falcon when i see one.
NotASpeckOfCereal
Thank goodness for Carlos.
sesamesnapsinhalf
I’m going to make brownies for dessert tonight!
Barlort
Carlos is planking for science.
Farzhad
Thank you, Carlos. Your contribution to the scientific community will be remembered forever.
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
AustimousPrime
Planking is so 2000 and late. It's all about oh long Johnsoning
Aforaseem
LegosBearsAndSex
I loled for science
LastChans
Carlos es plátano para ciencia
glacialbae
He's a banana?
bbCrab
Skin cancer?
keyserv
Muchas gracias, mi compadre.
SalParadise81
Yooo that’s Gamera tho.
NewUsernameWhoDis
Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is filled with meat!
We've been eating Gamera!
CaptainKipup
Why is Gamera?
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
how many washing machines?
allDUBAR
Plot twist: Carlos is the size of a banana.
blwoodcock
That Carolos....such a banana.
APassingPlasticBag
I remember when I was 1/2 a Carlos from a grasshopper good times back then simpler times. We go out on 10000 Carlos cattle drives with ma pa
AmericanOstrich
Behold, dog
nevetsx
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/15018697/biggest-poo-on-record-is-from-parasite-riddled-viking-who-invaded-england-1200-years-ago/
nevetsx
I thought someone found an even bigger turd.
NebulousToucan
Fuck the S*n and every soulless, inbred, pathetic sack of shit that has ever or will ever work for them or give them money.
nevetsx
Let me see if i can find a Guardian link about the giant turd for you.
Chawzilla
Anything but the metric system
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Machine à laver système international
fingobaggins
Carlos is a standard unit of measurement
Commentsandiego14
How many washing machines, please?
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
we have to repeat this shit to infinity until they join the world.
muzzmuzzle
Came her to say that
Marokh
This is metric. 1 cm stands for 1 Carlos Meter
Elnauriel
Next you'll be telling me the temperature was -2 degrees Carlos!
Marokh
Why would I do that? It's spring. The Carlos are rising. Haven't had -2 degree Carlos in a month
WienerBeener
I dunno that looks like a metric carlos.
ClownishAntics
Carlos is an absolute unit
meltedfaceguy
Carlos^3 would be a Carlos unit cubed
TheRicM
Possible imperial Carlos
PutItInNeutral
Imperial Carlos after work.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Okay, bananas for small stuff, Carlos for bigger stuff. Got it.
NoGunsNoCats
If Carlos had a banana in his vicinity there would be no questions.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
How many bananas make a Carlos, though?
chewybacon
For stupendous stuff.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Nah 1,753,963,200 – The number of bananas required, when placed end to end, to reach the moon.
cheesedogs
Astronomical distance are measured in cvs receipts
NoodlesWthADHD
I'm gonna need to see him holding a banana for conversation purposes.
psychologisttheologist
But we already have Jose as an imgur unit
TheRicM
Can't find the original but here's an image of it /gallery/dOGeM7X
GnomeDeGuerre
Perhaps we can work out some kind of rotation, so Jose can get some time off finally.
TheRicM
Yup. And guitar for temperature
shmoogeeoogee
Washing machines for volume, football fields for distance. I think we're about getting a system worked out here
Sauroctonus
Which kind of football field?
somethingstupidandclever
The kind where there is a ball.
Sauroctonus
Ah, not American, then.
thechelonianshelmet
CompilerBreak
Small boulders for large boulders
SuperKamiGuru11
Washing machines for small boulders
Freak0zoid