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Apr 2, 2014 10:03 AM
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coinlaundry
lol paintn sistene chappel 4 catholic lol dicks and dicks and dicks lol
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
Woah!!! That is like SOOOO Weird @CleverTP (Not so clever haha)
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
Fricken Verbatim
HaveYouAcceptedPeterCapaldiAsYourNewTimelordAndSavior
the funny thing is he practically had to be dragged back to rome to get him to paint that thing.
citizenmnky
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do" - Michelangelo
marquisdechocula
TP is just developing a new way to subtweet Dave Dittell
IAMGROOT
WEIRD TWITTER FANS UNITE
WhatUpMyNinjas
And it was the most beautiful thing ever....all homo
IAmJacksDoubt
so homo
NotAKorean
many homo
catsonmeth
I like to imagine that he first tried them as actual penis sculptures that hung from the ceiling like stalacdicks.
luvas
Stalacdicks...That was actually clever...
AbsolutelyWeird
Wouldn't surprise me, Michelangelo was a self-obsessed ass. A very talented one.
psychedelicspacetiger
This is the best comment I have ever read.
C0baltCrusade
Dear Merriam-Webster, please make stalacdicks a word.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
stalacdicks!!! :D
HaveYouAcceptedPeterCapaldiAsYourNewTimelordAndSavior
fun fact! Michelangelo basically had to be DRAGGED back to Rome to paint the ceiling of the sistine chapel. He preferred to sculpt marble.
Doodle210
"Art"
thedarkknightofthelivingdead
Rip off of @davedittell. Literally word for word.
itsmechrisg
A lot of people rip off his jokes, it's so annoying to see
bumpnasty
I hate it when people do this.
spookytwigg
Also, do you have any pizza?
SillyJack
Welcome to the Vadickan
umuziki
Went there last summer on study abroad. So. Many. Dicks. But it's sooooo pretty!
iamireland
I've always got my dick outs.
RockMeSweetTonyDanza
"with they dick outs"
LearnedCoward
Misread that at first as "with they dick butts"
yin69yang
still probably better grammer than writing "with they're dick outs"
Flinkle
Best phrase I have heard in months.
PikaCheck
"So you're telling me if I look at your phone, there's gonna be a dick on it?"
Kur111
Imagine having a leaking right where one of the penises is.
petittourette
Dicks out for Michelangelo
Knifemare
"Ofc i can paint your ceiling, im payed by the hour though!"
carrickbender1976
"Took him 10 years. Why? Because the man is a schmuck. I got a brother in law- 2 toilets and a kitchen? 5 hrs."- Jackie mason.
twolz
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Drakhma
talk about cats, he will paint penis's, penis's with penis's for arms
SarcasticCaptainObvious
With the virtualizer gone, how will I be funny again.
Graylinfaux
We'll just laugh at you like before for all the same reasons.
whiskeycm
again... ha...
SarcasticCaptainObvious
I should've seen that comming :-p ... oh, and... *viralizer
polloloco
I've actually noticed an uptick in the downvoting of unoriginal comments. SUCCESS.
ThatOneManDude
Congrats on the sex!
codylishush
Fuck Dan.
malok
Just remember the comments you made yesterday and copy paste them.
TheChampionOfDeath
#SOCKS
tarataqa
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tarataqa
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IonlyCameBecauseIHeardThereWasCake
So do tell me all about this virtual thing i missed out on.
iamtheonewho
I thought it was called the VIRALIZER not Virtualizer?? o_O
oxynitrate
He was actually whipped when painting done of his murals. He painted the penises as a form of rebellion.
Blu1
"And When I paint the women, I'm going to paint them to look like dudes!"
averagebutawesome
Fun Fact: Michelangelo couldn't paint women's full figuredness so all of the women he painted were just men with tits and no penis.
Stopwritingthatdown
Wiener party. Its like a game of thrones episode on a celing.
QueenMyDishesPlease
One cardinal protested the genitals he was painting, so Michelangelo drew the cardinal as an ugly sinner with donkey ears in hell
KellyMurphy
WackTheHorld
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Where's the little smile at the end?
ParkerLongbaugh
Don't judge... Maybe it was a cold day.
TugMcRaw
"Shrinkage"
GoodGirlImgurian
What?? that's not big??.......... my bf has been lying to me!
grycat
Shut up you know you dont have a BF.
glacierwookie
plot twist: GoodGirlImgurian is really a dude, and he refers to his reflection in the mirror as his BF
GoodGirlImgurian
I do!!!..... he just doesn't know it!
punderrated
Sispeen Chapel
Yuri909
Sistine Faple
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
If Tumblr has taught me anything, it's that it's the Cis-Peen chapel.
beniceorbevice
Sixpeen* chapel
joeyramonaquimby
I grew up with an individual who thought it was the sixteenth chapel, no one ever corrected him. He died of a drug overdose.
thewildplum
...you mean future Justin Beiber?
PetrificusTotalus
...I wasn't expecting that ending.
AlphaBroomperson
Latin: Sacellum Sixtinum after Pope Sixtus IV, for whom it is named. (Wiki). It's an easy mistake.
dirkasnivs
I, also grew up thinking it was the sixteenth chapel, until my English teacher corrected me quite embarrassingly in some dumb jeopardy game.
ctrlore
Thought it was sistene after I thought it was sixteenth chapel for, oh 16 of my 25 years on earth
joeyramonaquimby
You will get it one of these days!
FlapJackandCaptainKnuckles
"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents."
westcoastwildcat
I was looking for the gold star next to this one
mollyImalone
*glorious accidents
Idonthavealottosay
http://imgur.com/ySPUx8f
Thondorous
Exactly what my parents said about me.
UnseenGoodbye
Sickreferencebro.pdf
Gregah
That's what my dad also said just before he went to get a pack of smokes, 15 years ago!
SeeHowItGoes
But this is such a viraliser comment...the stars are gone but the catch phrases are still here!
DropTheSoap
My parents would say otherwise.
polkadotpanda
Happy flappy accidents
2Grenades1Strax
floppy, flaccid accidents
wellthisisaname
I dunno, my children wriggle around a lot.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
BakedOn
Did you mean flaccident?
SirBraxton
Could you imagine if they all had raging rock-hard skylancing boners? That'd be the most awkward art to say is our "history". Seriously...
2Grenades1Strax
I have been to a dick museum, I have seen things of every size and kind..
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Not sure if erect penises would've been better..
Murica1776FYeah
No, floppy or gay wieners are less threatening to women viewers.
Pepinlo
Spreadin' some Butters wisdom I see.
Prowler2142
Erections are misogynist.