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Aug 28, 2020 11:19 PM
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mumbojumbo29
We like to push boundaries
LinguisticBitch
Replace Red Bull with 7up or Sprite. Its better.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
quicklilrabbit
Just thinking of jäger makes my tum tum hurt.
Cilvaa
That's just an example of survival of the fittest..
tarzac11
It's a good thing I use Monster instead of Redbull for my jager bombs
JOKERZwild86
You fool, if you have never had a four lokos and lived to tell the tale
bocaj727
That’s quitter talk
TacTheScribbler
I occasionally drink a vodka w/Red Bull. Maybe twice a year, though. I'm more of a Moscato gal. Pina Coladas are good, too.
PoorSucker
In Thailand you can buy ready mixed vodka redbull in 7-11
allibaster12
We have vodka and orange juice in our 7-11s in the states.
SiangSpaceTraveler
Thigh-land. Kidding. Pls stay safe dear Thais.
Kwaipuak
And the heir still hasn't faced charges for his hit and run, finally moving forward with the case. Huge story in the news right now.
Kwaipuak
But you knew that 555
PoorSucker
He's living the high life in London
KayNay420
Paraphrasing Seinfeld: We also invented helmets instead of avoiding the dangerous activities that require helmets to prevent head injury.
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
So... We should wear helmets while mixing red bull with alcohol?
bacondick69
Whats the deal with helmets?!
Aphexius
Sumdumguy42
That’s not as clever as you think it is. Pray tell how do we avoid construction work and mining?
KayNay420
What do you know about what I think is clever and what isn’t? It’s an outside observation that’s germane to the post. Thanks for the input.
daveisamonster
I avoid construction work and mining every day. I avoid most work actually.
Ouranos22
But why would you drink it if it’s not in jager bomb form?
dizzle148
And the OG Four Loko. That shit was not right
TylerTheAnarchist
OMG I used to drink those and my heart would randomly skip beat or stop for a few seconds. But when you're 20, YOLO!
ThrashAndChemistry
Four Lokos were Four Gross-o-s.
koboldesq
Shit tasted like a car battery that wanted to party. I respect its effort, but no thank you.
yakusokuN8
My former dumbass roommates did the "8 Loko Challenge", where you drink 2 of those, back to back. Both called in sick to work the next day.
123idrinkpeee
Nothing like shotgunning 4lokos in your dorm shower. God I miss college
Mewlies
Only 2 Four Lokos? Try 4 Four Lokos... Too bad most states made the original recipes illegal to sell.
brodyestes4
Jager bombs?
SiegeWeapon
You drop a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of Red Bull, shot glass and all, then drink/chug it.
SiegeWeapon
It's the fastest way to consume the two most horrible-tasting liquids ever created, then vibrate through your entire hangover.
ricksnip
I drank vodka and red bull for a few years. They’re all a blur now. Chalk it up to being young and dumb
ThrashAndChemistry
Tequila and red bull
ricksnip
Yikes. As a drink or a shot?
CometLaHal
well you dont mix shots so
ThrashAndChemistry
Column A, column b...
puglifelovelife
ThrashAndChemistry
I don't QUITE remember being 22...
Twiddist
The warning labels also used to say have no more than 4 in a day, now they say no more than 1 or 2.
aquiles26
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
phillipspatrick699612
I'm here to for you
rosenarok765
This isn't meant to last, this is for right now
SHDTGQOTW
I always thought Jagerbombs were made with beer. Figured the redbull thing was an adaptation
eppykaze
You're thinking of a boiler maker which is a shot of Irish Whiskey dropped in a beer.
Oldiewankenobie1
7 oz vodka 1 can redbull
ThePickliestRick
I like that the warning is also on the prepackaged jaegar bomb cans.
mesquiteTex
I remember seeing a vid of a guy that had to go to the ER cause he did A LOT of those (I think 20+?), his heart was beating out of his chest
shimmernshine
kali maaaa... kali maaaaa!
mesquiteTex
https://youtu.be/U-fEe1IE74U
joepineapplesindrag
Raoin
Y'all do realize that we where cavmen less than 10,000 years ago right? We are just getting started
license2kilt
Why would someone screw up perfectly good Jägermeister like that?
pariah76
That's crazy talk. This is how we weed people out is the gene pool
petrolhead1987
The Liver is bigger than the heart, we were designed to drink more and care less.
CommentBot2000
Remeber Sparks? We thought that was a mixer when it first came out.
JahSureYouBetcha
I remember how it would turn the corners of your mouth orange.
Pookakke
Anything is a mixer! The only difference is if you saunter into the blackout, or get there through a wormhole.
CommentBot2000
Saunter is an option? Time travel only for this bot!
eppykaze
That warning was added after people started to have major problems with combining a stimulant with a depressant
LaffertyDanie1
Who woulda thunk
Neoeon
Im HaPpY aNd SaD!?!?!?
KinderChef
More like sad, but faster.
tanebot
More like passed out drunk but still somehow stumbling around making things worse.
Hendlton
I hate having a beer after a cup of coffee. I don't know how people handle vodka and redbull.
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
Lol I always thought it was because someone who's hyped up and feels no pain is every cops nightmare. Like angel dust.
badgerthewitness
I have never had a problem with Red Bull and vodka. I’ve had the opposite of problems.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
I thought it was because the hangover was so fucking horrible
ZerinTheMemeThief
This is why they got rid of the original 4 loco.
STGxDante
The days of old. Watching epic meal time and drinking 4 loco. Tried to do our own epic meal time. 4 loco boiled macaroni and cheese. ?
MasterofNoneya
zippitydoowopdadoowapdo
I got mono from sharing a 4 loco at a party. Good times
CaptainSilver42
(Feverishly crosses self while mumbling a Hail Mary) sir we no longer speak of such evils here
buttcreambandit
Those were so good and so terrible. Man what a time
MithridateEupator
Well, it was underage teens combining a stimulant and depressant that got 4loco banned.
EMTsaidwhat
Rez 4 loco or 4 Loco in stores now? Those are two different beasts
pinatafarmer
As a user of jack and crack, 4 loco is nothing.
shimmernshine
And Sparks
Ratracerico
This is why they got rid of phen phen
Chikun31
Damn shame too. Those were awesome when that came out but people couldn't handle their shit.
Iusethisreallylongusernamebecauseihavenocluewhatusernametouse
The 13% flavored energy drink that's still on sale today? I got rid of my can or I'd show it to you
Flustercuck
They used to have a ton of caffeine. Still sold but without the automatic blackout.
UnrustleYerJimmies
Awesome and 4Loco don't belong in the same sentence.
DonteHaversham
4loco and gutrot, though, those go hand in hand
ThePunnyGuy
That was my first drink, not including sips.
manunnaki88
dear god!
UnrustleYerJimmies
My condolences.
SkeletonsLoveBooty
After 64oz redbull and 20oz of redbull I spent an evening tripping balls in a bathroom unable to sleep or remain awake.
StealthTuna
u mixed red bull with red bull? yeah they ought to warn from that on the can
SkeletonsLoveBooty
Jager* I'm just an idiot
Dumando
You’re straight up lying I’ve drank more than that and I was okay just a little jittery
SkeletonsLoveBooty
I dont drink often and I only have caffeine in a preworkout, about an 8oz cup of coffee a few times a week. I was having problems, bud.
AncientSeraph
Different people have different reactions to stuff like caffeine. My gf can sleep after her last coffee sip, I stay awake for an hour+.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Honestly, it's a CYA to protect Red Bull from potential lawsuits.
barnwolf
Same with those warnings about not injecting bleach into your body to fight COVID. Just a CYA to protect against lawsuits.
IllusivePanda
Choose Your Adventure?
Camelspotting
Just as long as you don't plan on remembering it.
Mistruths
that's CYOA
TopCommenter
Cover Your Ass
bewareofleopard
Chapter 6: you died. Your estate wants to bring a negligence claim against Red Bull in your name. Do you haunt the attorneys? Y/N
Nerdextrordinaire
It’s called speedballing. And it’s extremely bad for your heart.
dockerexe
Whatever it is, it led to me waking up to my heart racing multiple times a night before promptly passing back out again.
HaltAndCatchFire
Why can’t my heart just get better at things
DissapointmentTime
A speedball is actually a combination of cocaine and morphine and is actually what killed Chris Farley.
Se7enPr1me
An absolute legend. Man was almost shrek
Sinodio
Speedball has a few different definitions but is generally a stimulant and depressant.
micicle
Generally an opioid painkiller.
SPQAAE
Didn't it kill River Phoenix as well?
PoIluticorn
Uh no. He got stabbed breaking up a fight.
SPQAAE
What I just googled it lol no he didn't.
Kingoftheblind
Belushi as well...