Just got bitten by this snake. Anyone know if it's venomous?

Sep 15, 2017 3:43 PM

FecklessMillennial

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Fp edit: just woke up and it seems we hit FP. Hello from a former lurker. Yeah it's a repost from my library of saved pictures but #whatyagonnado

From @sadme originally but Pretty sure @Viperr101 made the photoshop!

Keep it classy folks!

whatyagonnado

Should have used the other door... didn't you read the sign?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be okay, but distract it by throwing bread just to be safe.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Aye mate! There's a orange tipped albino viper mate!!! Crikey back up slowly then give it a lil kiss on its nose to keep it friendly mate!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh oh, it's transferring the stored hate of the Canadians, FLEE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You be dead soon. Extremely flammable snake.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ded

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

reposting skum fucking douche bag cunt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

theres a snake in your pants

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but you're going to die

9 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 2

Is dead already...It was 2 hours ago the venom works way faster than that...Why oh Why did OP wait to treated? The world may never know...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's just the rare Canadian Duck-billed snake, all bite but no venom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Highly poisonous, you do not have much time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for saying 'venomous' and not 'poisonous'.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It matters. And you're welcome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, you'll turn into on soon if you dont guzzle some bacon grease soon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@RepostStatistics

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hate is their venom. You will start feeling a general hatred for everything within hours. Get it checked.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, but it is an asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

London?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hemel Hempstead in Hertfordshire.. pretty close!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

hey what the heck this is Sadme's picture :c /a/3OYNQ

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually the edit was done by @viperr101 originally

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swans are psychopaths.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're dead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for venomous and not poisonous

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

My first pedantic thought as well!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's not pedantic. It's two different things. And not minor things.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's pedantic until you either get bit or you eat something. Then it REALLY matters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, they're both toxins carried by animals, it's just a matter of delivery mechanism. If someone runs into the ER saying they were 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bit by a poisonous snake, you would know what they meant. In my mind, it's pedantic if you know what they mean and choose to correct them 2/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyways. I know that definition isn't perfect, so if someone has a better one I would love to hear it. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boo repost with no cudos. @sadme had it before you. Boo.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup thanks. the edit was from viperr101. Added a reference now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the edit removing the body was done by Viperr101

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now quoted, thanks for the reference!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay! +1 for Internet Decency!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey what the heck this is my picture :c /a/3OYNQ

9 years ago | Likes 894 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

I think it belongs to imgur actually. Read TOS.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The fact that you said "heck" makes me feel even worse for you... you're not an asshole. No asshole has ever said "heck" on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ruh roh!!!

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

hey fren I thought of a gr8 meme for this can I borrow your photograph

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But this one is photoshopped into a different picture.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those damn time lords again! Dang it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what the neck!...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Went and upvoted yours!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well I'll upvote yours and downvote this one

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Username relative

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

From April no less.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

it was in a dump recently, probs where OP got it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Down voting, up voted actual OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Welcome to imgur, where reposts are common.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Downvoted repost, but upvoted yours. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude what shoes are those, and are they mid or high tops lol?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the shoes are "Globe Encore Zone" apparently, with red/black laces i bought from some online shop. idk what a mid or high top is, sry!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dope I was looking for some new skate shoes that aren't all black for once

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they were a good shoe, can recommend. the swan seemed to like them too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mid, about up to mid ankle. High, above ankle. I believe thise are mids

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry, he had the better title. Better luck next time

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 33

I'm gonna go downvote the original.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bad joke, huh? Sorry all

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Downvotes to OP incoming!

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

And by OP I mean the person reposting lol

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Does this really fit the definition of a repost though? OP took the picture but they also removed the swan bod. And decently too

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's cause it's a DIFFERENT PICTURE.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're right, it's not rly a repost, I guess it counts as like a 'derivative work' or something

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Check the top comment on the original from Viperr101.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Viperr101

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nuh uh. Yours was a swan. His was a snake. It's clearly a different picture.

9 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 3

for reals tho i recognized the picture but it took me ages to realise the bird's body was shopped out of it -__- i'm too drunk for this

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

I saved it from a dump, and I found the Snake like appearance rather amusing. Well played both of you! +1s and references for all!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rock on man!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The top commenter already did the photoshop

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

kys wit dat poni shit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

A: I think that one was kinda cute. B: English. Do you speak it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i no speck da englisch, my fried

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously they do, did you not see how well they spelled poni

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#fecklessmillenial, how do you answer to these charges?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Try using @ instead of #

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

D'oh! I thought I did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you plead... @fecklessmillenial

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll turn gay now.

9 years ago | Likes 1900 Dislikes 13

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v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of us...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me check this, ok? v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually this is how the white feather snake chooses a mate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sick reference bro!

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

I love his references! He has the best references!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

any gayer and he'll shit rainbows

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% true!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it'll break your arm!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

you big silly goose

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am crying.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

i cri evrytiem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when angels deserve to die?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause you just remembered that they can be gay?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*nods head while still crying*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Send him to one of those camps I've heard they work

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Concentration camps?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No that turns you Asian, or skinny, one of the two

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pray the gay away!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, he's good. Now if it was a frog, then it could be trouble.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's only if you drink the water.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That explains why OP posted it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Origin story?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It started already

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a gay....can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Did it give you any additional superpowers?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Big nice butt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am gay. That depends, does being able to suck-start a Harley count as a superpower?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd say yes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband says that's my superpower...does that make me gay?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes it does.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Report back to your husband and bring a lady friend for experimentation.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do you feel about gay geese

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This joke is funny because he wasn't actually bitten by a snake, but by a goose. It looks sort of snake-y because all you see is the neck.

9 years ago | Likes 384 Dislikes 45

I bet you know how to make a German laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The nunchucks are good yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its an old username, but it still checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

"Old username" - - - user registered only 2 years ago

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

More than 5 mins ago? it's old. More than a year ago? It's so fucking ancient you have to blow dust of your screen if you look at it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Posts? Yes. Usernames? Hell naw.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, it's still funny. Keep going.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a silly goose!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a swan

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's a swan. nice try though

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This bug has been addressed in previous bug reports, thank you for submitting a ticket

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is a swan; less of a goose, more of a Demon from Hell's inner levels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on your username, you are my brother inlaw and I wish you dead.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Like that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goose?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Username checks out. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a goose...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You're right, I have made a terrible mistake.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Explain your way out of that one fucknugget

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The explanation is that my original explanation contained an error.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You just explained the joke until it wasn't funny.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Your comment was incredibly obvious, captain

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You didn't post about your dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not in my comment but I have plenty of posts about my dogs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You made an obvious statement, because that is in keeping with your username.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Go fuck yourself. v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a swan to me. Swans are cunts.

9 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 0

Swans are just fancy geese

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're right, geese are fuckin assholes too though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No u ar rong iss goos

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Bamboozled again

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sounds like exactly the sort of thing a swan would say....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are right, I am so ashamed.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought was goose, really was swan. Bamboozled again!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah don't be. I'd rather have a stand off with a goose tho.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd just run the FUCK away from any angry goose/swan-like bird... Happy and chill swans are AWESOME tho! AND THE DUCKLINGS ARE SO SOFT!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a service station in Scotland that is home to loads of geese, they often hang in the truck park and harass truckers, its hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a Canadian one tho, fuck those guys

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HONK! HONK! HONK! HONNNNK! They are the most vocal for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0