FecklessMillennial
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Fp edit: just woke up and it seems we hit FP. Hello from a former lurker. Yeah it's a repost from my library of saved pictures but #whatyagonnado
From @sadme originally but Pretty sure @Viperr101 made the photoshop!
Keep it classy folks!
trippintherift
Should have used the other door... didn't you read the sign?
NottherealSlimPickens
Should be okay, but distract it by throwing bread just to be safe.
ivyvinetattoo
Aye mate! There's a orange tipped albino viper mate!!! Crikey back up slowly then give it a lil kiss on its nose to keep it friendly mate!
WellBehavedZombie
Uh oh, it's transferring the stored hate of the Canadians, FLEE!
MKaiser
https://imgur.com/account/favorites/CmX0wdK
qzgy
You be dead soon. Extremely flammable snake.
spacecatts
You ded
justtryingtohitthefrontpage
reposting skum fucking douche bag cunt
SlavicMusk
theres a snake in your pants
HamAdvocate
I'm sorry, but you're going to die
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
Is dead already...It was 2 hours ago the venom works way faster than that...Why oh Why did OP wait to treated? The world may never know...
samsneed
Hegamonia
Nah, that's just the rare Canadian Duck-billed snake, all bite but no venom
Apeofdeath
Highly poisonous, you do not have much time
DurendaI
Thank you for saying 'venomous' and not 'poisonous'.
FecklessMillennial
It matters. And you're welcome
Stitch50
Damn, you'll turn into on soon if you dont guzzle some bacon grease soon
6KidsInATrenchcoat
@RepostStatistics
illrateyourtitle
Hate is their venom. You will start feeling a general hatred for everything within hours. Get it checked.
dthninja2
No, but it is an asshole.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
London?
sadme
Hemel Hempstead in Hertfordshire.. pretty close!
DeathToSwans
forreallyandfortrue
hey what the heck this is Sadme's picture :c /a/3OYNQ
FecklessMillennial
Actually the edit was done by @viperr101 originally
kumagororyu
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/80400706/not-sure-if-goose-or-swan.jpg
svoka
Swans are psychopaths.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
you're dead
occelcon155
+1 for venomous and not poisonous
BreastInspector
My first pedantic thought as well!
DickTipPapercut
It's not pedantic. It's two different things. And not minor things.
Maraak
It's pedantic until you either get bit or you eat something. Then it REALLY matters.
IAmTheBadW01f
I mean, they're both toxins carried by animals, it's just a matter of delivery mechanism. If someone runs into the ER saying they were 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
Bit by a poisonous snake, you would know what they meant. In my mind, it's pedantic if you know what they mean and choose to correct them 2/
IAmTheBadW01f
Anyways. I know that definition isn't perfect, so if someone has a better one I would love to hear it. 3/3
ehlo326
Boo repost with no cudos. @sadme had it before you. Boo.
FecklessMillennial
Yup thanks. the edit was from viperr101. Added a reference now.
RydWolf
And the edit removing the body was done by Viperr101
FecklessMillennial
Now quoted, thanks for the reference!
ehlo326
Yay! +1 for Internet Decency!
sadme
hey what the heck this is my picture :c /a/3OYNQ
SkeletonRecruiter
theyar
I think it belongs to imgur actually. Read TOS.
onewomanriot
The fact that you said "heck" makes me feel even worse for you... you're not an asshole. No asshole has ever said "heck" on the internet.
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Ruh roh!!!
DefinitelyAFurry
hey fren I thought of a gr8 meme for this can I borrow your photograph
ibespacejockey
metzershmit
But this one is photoshopped into a different picture.
FecklessMillennial
Those damn time lords again! Dang it.
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
what the neck!...
damspam
lelk
Went and upvoted yours!
pontiacgirl75
Well I'll upvote yours and downvote this one
ThaAmazingSodaMan
Username relative
Opportunist
From April no less.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
it was in a dump recently, probs where OP got it.
JordanKent
Down voting, up voted actual OP
VoiceofDiedrichBader
CheeseborgarSoop
Welcome to imgur, where reposts are common.
GrantLeavitt
Downvoted repost, but upvoted yours. Lol
cerealboxhero
Dude what shoes are those, and are they mid or high tops lol?
sadme
the shoes are "Globe Encore Zone" apparently, with red/black laces i bought from some online shop. idk what a mid or high top is, sry!
cerealboxhero
Dope I was looking for some new skate shoes that aren't all black for once
sadme
they were a good shoe, can recommend. the swan seemed to like them too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ThaAmazingSodaMan
Mid, about up to mid ankle. High, above ankle. I believe thise are mids
IGoByMeme
Sorry, he had the better title. Better luck next time
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I'm gonna go downvote the original.
IGoByMeme
Bad joke, huh? Sorry all
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Downvotes to OP incoming!
JohannVonTittySprinkles
And by OP I mean the person reposting lol
BadgerTribe
Does this really fit the definition of a repost though? OP took the picture but they also removed the swan bod. And decently too
ImperialWatch
That's cause it's a DIFFERENT PICTURE.
sadme
you're right, it's not rly a repost, I guess it counts as like a 'derivative work' or something
RydWolf
Check the top comment on the original from Viperr101.
SwigAndAMiss
@Viperr101
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Nuh uh. Yours was a swan. His was a snake. It's clearly a different picture.
sadme
for reals tho i recognized the picture but it took me ages to realise the bird's body was shopped out of it -__- i'm too drunk for this
FecklessMillennial
I saved it from a dump, and I found the Snake like appearance rather amusing. Well played both of you! +1s and references for all!
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Rock on man!
YourNeighborhoodTrashcan
The top commenter already did the photoshop
QueenofFail
jagvetintvadjaghet
kys wit dat poni shit
CyborgScribe
A: I think that one was kinda cute. B: English. Do you speak it?
jagvetintvadjaghet
i no speck da englisch, my fried
lcplspanky
Obviously they do, did you not see how well they spelled poni
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
#fecklessmillenial, how do you answer to these charges?
sulfuratus
Try using @ instead of #
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
D'oh! I thought I did.
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
How do you plead... @fecklessmillenial
Enemabandit
You'll turn gay now.
Saucysauces
PandraPierva
besn
neoevolution
manslut
One of us...
Mockingbirb
Let me check this, ok?
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hideyokidshideyowifis
Actually this is how the white feather snake chooses a mate
rath
Sick reference bro!
ManimalDeification24
I love his references! He has the best references!
reddocs
any gayer and he'll shit rainbows
edtwozeronine
100% true!
Thegreatachooin
And it'll break your arm!
OwenRawk
yourfavoriteuncle
you big silly goose
bitemark
mikeatike
I am crying.
SilverTimeMaker
i cri evrytiem
mikeatike
when angels deserve to die?
CreationsMark
Cause you just remembered that they can be gay?
cbjfan
*nods head while still crying*
AnApologeticCanadian
Thatllbuffrightout
Send him to one of those camps I've heard they work
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Concentration camps?
Freakingdoomguy
No that turns you Asian, or skinny, one of the two
edtwozeronine
Pray the gay away!!!
CigaretteMan
Nah, he's good. Now if it was a frog, then it could be trouble.
NipplesTheEnchiIada
That's only if you drink the water.
Beepity
That explains why OP posted it.
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
Origin story?
Mockingbirb
It started already
EGEb
As a gay....can confirm
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Did it give you any additional superpowers?
KomodoKill
Big nice butt
Fuckweasel
Am gay. That depends, does being able to suck-start a Harley count as a superpower?
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
I'd say yes.
originalBabewiththePower
My husband says that's my superpower...does that make me gay?
Fuckweasel
Yes, yes it does.
Eichimaru
Yes. Report back to your husband and bring a lady friend for experimentation.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
How do you feel about gay geese
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
This joke is funny because he wasn't actually bitten by a snake, but by a goose. It looks sort of snake-y because all you see is the neck.
JupitersWitch
I bet you know how to make a German laugh.
sulfuratus
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
JupitersWitch
The nunchucks are good yes.
Darwinthenaturalselector
Its an old username, but it still checks out.
FacelessGod
"Old username" - - - user registered only 2 years ago
Alighierian
More than 5 mins ago? it's old. More than a year ago? It's so fucking ancient you have to blow dust of your screen if you look at it
FacelessGod
Posts? Yes. Usernames? Hell naw.
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
Honestly, it's still funny. Keep going.
vilecomfort
What a silly goose!
MadMontyMN
That's a swan
kkanne20
it's a swan. nice try though
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
This bug has been addressed in previous bug reports, thank you for submitting a ticket
IainG101
That is a swan; less of a goose, more of a Demon from Hell's inner levels
Chandler920
Based on your username, you are my brother inlaw and I wish you dead.
fullofwastedpotential
Like that?
Mockingbirb
Goose?
CheeseborgarSoop
Username checks out. +1
NorthernWeirdo
mattsall
That's not a goose...
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
You're right, I have made a terrible mistake.
NotAnIroningBoard
Explain your way out of that one fucknugget
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
The explanation is that my original explanation contained an error.
NotAnIroningBoard
TheIncredibleCaptainObvious
You just explained the joke until it wasn't funny.
HuffleTuff98
Your comment was incredibly obvious, captain
Opportunist
You didn't post about your dogs.
HuffleTuff98
Not in my comment but I have plenty of posts about my dogs
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
You made an obvious statement, because that is in keeping with your username.
SomeRandomArsehole
Go fuck yourself.
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goochtickler
Looks more like a swan to me. Swans are cunts.
Itseemedreasonable
Swans are just fancy geese
CidColetti
You're right, geese are fuckin assholes too though.
J3LLYF1SH31
No u ar rong iss goos
timmy26
Bamboozled again
goochtickler
That sounds like exactly the sort of thing a swan would say....
IexplainThingsUntilTheyArentFunnyAnymore
You are right, I am so ashamed.
relicen
YakitateEmily
Thought was goose, really was swan. Bamboozled again!
goochtickler
Nah don't be. I'd rather have a stand off with a goose tho.
Salmonthegreat
I'd just run the FUCK away from any angry goose/swan-like bird... Happy and chill swans are AWESOME tho! AND THE DUCKLINGS ARE SO SOFT!
goochtickler
There is a service station in Scotland that is home to loads of geese, they often hang in the truck park and harass truckers, its hilarious.
TheScummiestFuckingFlowerBoy
Not a Canadian one tho, fuck those guys
goochtickler
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONNNNK! They are the most vocal for sure.