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Today's Tiabeanie Tax; Going....
....Going....
....Gone. Sleepy been having a nap.
Sorry for missing yesterday. I hope a few extra bean taxes help make up for it. Unfortunately I probably won't have time to post tomorrow either. But hopefully if everything goes well I'll be able to get back on schedule wednesday or thursday. I guess only time will tell.
See you all soon!
Clockworkdancerobot
Kitty!
Level21Magikarp
kitty=spikey. air matress = no spikey stuff.
TheUnnamedPoet
Nah, that's a pretty thick one. She's not going to be accidentally popping that any time soon
brandonblk
problem is, only i wake up they are still sleeping through it and wonder why im pissed
sadurdaynight
wife's alarm at 4am. Also, she's trained the dogs to wake up with her, but she's a deep sleeper. So, on the weekend the dogs wake up at 4am, and I have to wake up at 4am to take them out while she snoozes in bliss. "Why don't you sleep in on he weekends?" I'd love to. Must be nice for folks that can.
IUpvoteFuturama
I hope everything is going alright for you OP, and I hope your guinea pigs are back under your roof soon :)
TheUnnamedPoet
Enh. Lots of chaos. Prepping for them to come in for the second visit. The upside is that we don't have anywhere near as much work to do as the first time, because most of our stuff is still in storage or pushed out from the walls. Once they treat we can PROBABLY get our babies back home and settled. And even if they do need to come back and treat again I think I'd rather just take them out for a day trip then have them out of the house this long. It was only supposed to be two weeks. :/
IUpvoteFuturama
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TheUnnamedPoet
I'm pretty sure the piggies are feeling it too. Peanut, our most cuddly and friendly piggy actually bit the friend they're staying with. Enough to draw blood. Peanut has never bitten anyone in her life, and I've had her since she was a wee little baby puffball. No matter what happens I'm bringing my babies home in the next few days, even if I have to make multiple trips on another day because of it. I want them home, my partner wants them home, and I'm sure the piggies want to be home.
IUpvoteFuturama
I'm sorry to hear all of you are going through so much stress, you deserve some smooth sailings friend.
TheUnnamedPoet
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I need a clock like that, the immobile ones get snoozed before I get 25% awake.
NKato
Try the Sonic Alert's Sonic Boom alarm clock with bed shaker.
You'll be awake before it goes off after you use it for a month.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Put it out of reach. Like, across the room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Tried that, got used to it, started sleepwalking over to it after a month, and broke a toe after two months.
rattymcfatty
We bought a moving one for my brother and he literally just slept through it. He never got his alarms in the morning and most of the time it would be someone else waking him up bc of his alarm....You had to violently shake him awake and sometimes that wouldnt even work. Dude could sleep through ww3 if he wanted to.
kraeftig
I can walk across a room and turn off an alarm without waking up enough to become fully awake and not fall back to sleep. I can also answer a phone and basic questions in the same condition. Because I can talk and respond to questions mostly correctly in my sleep, family experimented to see what was the most reliable way to tell I was answering in my sleep. Apparently, it's the only time I will consistently get basic math questions wrong (but can get other kinds of questions right).
zagibu
A much simpler question would have been "what time is it".
kraeftig
One would think, but apparently I wasn't actually reliably wrong about that one.
zagibu
Current date then?