Give this man another FIFA Peace Prize already!

Jul 23, 2026 9:23 PM

ChocolatePoopy

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This is why I hate Republicans. They voted for this asshat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They kind of election he dreams about.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Given all the losses conservative candidates have taken in the off-season elections - he doesn't really have much else to point to 😆

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He said his candidates. Some repubs aren't his candidates. There's no joke here.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's his opinion on the Dem Primaries?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“The dumbest mother-fucker on Earth and the POTUS should not be the same person, yet here we are.”

-unknown

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What's a DUMO CRAT?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, but maga republicans can beat non-maga ones, right?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They probably made a big deal of it because he needed to hear some good news.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

test?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The diarreah post state "maga candidates" so.... lets not lose credibility by ignoring the first 3 words. Itll make it sweeter when "hid maga candidates" lose catastrophically in mid terms, although i aint holding my breath. Muricans can be really really really stupid.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

his insults about other people being dumb would be a lot more effective if he wasn't such a fucking idiot.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The Democrats are indeed dumbfounded... somehow his intellect finds a way to plummet below whatever level it had been thought to be. So low that it creates a vacuum of intelligence in those he surrounds himself with.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lowers the collective IQ of every room he waddles into

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump is incredibly fucking dumb—but this take might actually manage to be dumber, or at least dumber than Trump is being here. Literally a month ago, we were cheering on the sweep by progressives in the Dem primaries. Trump here is just doing the same thing, but for his side. It’s still a *little* dumb—there isn’t much non-MAGA Republican Party left, i.e. not much serious non-MAGA candidates in these elections—but it’s sensible for him to brag about that and try to generate hype.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Stupidest Man Alive

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, isn't trump just saying that the Maga-aligned republicans won out against other republicans who were also running?

1 week ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

That doesn't really follow with the rest of what he says "Dumocrats are dumbfounded... Arizona is becoming a Republican State" No mention of maga past the first phrase, democrats surely would expect maga repubs to win, and nothing about the choices suggest a more republican aligned arizona. Not that what he says often has any logical throughline but I feel like you are really stretching for his message to make sense.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

This. He'd be whining about RINOs if he meant a MAGAt clean sweep

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Everyone is falling over backwards to sane-wash Trump in these comments. It's like a bunch of New York Times and CNN reporters are imgur users.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think it's possible he started with one thought and ended with a completely different thought. That's how he talks a lot of the time

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, it does, although his poor punctuation hides that possibility.

He is possibly saying that the Dems can't understand how MAGA can still win against non-MAGA Republicans. And to be fair, that is a mystery.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

maybe my friend benjamin franklin can help solve this case

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point, his advisors are just telling him this bs to keep him from sundowning.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

1 week ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago (deleted Jul 24, 2026 4:54 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Only passed the House. The Senate doesn’t have the votes. Phew

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Let's see

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He is actually "severely intellectually disabled"... his generation use to call it "retarded"... but he's very, very, very that. Being that is the only thing he's actually the best at.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people will blame this on his Dementia, and not the fact that he's always been a moron.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dumbest people have been in charge for a long time. It's just more obvious how dumb they are because king dummy has no impulse control.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumold Trump

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sadly, I think that either he or his handlers know *exactly* what that was and this is to prime their base for the inevitable claims of voter fraud if he loses Arizona.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He clearly has the most lead poisoning of all the boomers

Why are we still tolerating this?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So listen.... He says "no one is laughing at America anymore".. .. ..

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's right. We aren't laughing.

We are fucking terrified.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's one slip away from the edge.... Let him go-!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... and I'm about to break. SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a whackjob....

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, did the maga republican candidates all beat non maga republican candidates?

1 week ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 6

In Arizona, there are moderate candidates. Andy Biggs (considered a more MAGA Rep and 2020 election denier) beat the more moderate Rep (non-2020 election denier), David Schweikert, for Rep candidate for Governor. Andy Biggs will therefore run against moderate Dem incumbent, Katie Hobbs, for Governor later this year.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m shocked you weren’t downvoted to oblivion and called a bootlicker for this.

Yes, that’s how I interpreted it, too. Though I wouldn’t be shocked if it really was him being clueless.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Every candidate was MAGA, the only difference was how far up his ass they were.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

unfortunately yea. thats what makes this post laughable.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

basically. I think all the election deniers won so yeah.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wondered the same thing... then realized it doesn't matter because he is gonna say they all won regardless.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe, but its still a good bit of propaganda supporting the better side so we dont question the authenticity or nuance. and saying that I do acknowledge that the sludge pantsed balding orange-painted conman is not acutally capable of nuance or authenticity.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He may be referring to nonMAGA beaten, but then why bring up Democrats and how the state going to be Republican?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This i question is what helps legitimize this site. Critical thinking is way underrated.

1 week ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

critical thinking? in this economy? /s

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They sound like MAGA to me, so this is crowing over him actually telling the truth.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/us/politics/arizona-primary-takeaways.html

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dem voters chose a "moderate" over a "left-wing" - yeah, i guess the post above isn't wrong. WTF.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get your point but makes no sense, then why would he talk about democrats being dumbfounded.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Several of the ones he's called out and congratulated by name over the course of this primary season ran unopposed, or ran with everyone or near everyone on the field being maga (in a few cases he's even personally endorsed multiple people in the same race, so no matter who wins, it's "his guy"). Didn't stop him acting like they won something meaningful.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the eyes of the Trump, if you win then you're maga, and if you lose you were a Rhino

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Rino

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Arizonian here, they were all shades of MAGA. All of them went out of their way to praise Trump on everything & promised to help him in the future.

Take Arizona attorney general for example, the Trump endorsed candidate lost & his opponent won, so you'd think 'OK MAGA lost a moderate won.' Nope, Warren Petersen, the guy who won, has been campaigning on a ‘Be ready to be deported’ slogan saying the moment he wins he will deport 18,000 DACA recipients. Who are absolutely here with legal status.

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Also we have a Republican State legislature and a Democratic Governor. The State legislature has been playing games ever since the Dem Gov got into office, sending up ridiculous bill after ridiculous bill up to her just to whine that she vetoes everything they are doing to help Arizona.

Some of those bills include a 20 year prison sentence and a permanent sex offender status to any drag queen. Or a bill that would let people murder anyone on their land that they THINK is an illegal.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh my god if I have to hear another person on the news fucking baby crying over the shit legislation she has vetoed! If they want to pass something then they need to stop wasting taxpayer dollars on their bullshit and bring forth some real legislation that matches what their constituents want. You don’t get elected if you don’t do what people want!

Flock is becoming this massive creeping problem in my town and I have the literal Edgecore data center less than a mile away. It feels dire-

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

-sometimes, ngl.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the same question

1 week ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Thats what I thought he was saying that maga Republicans are different from regular Republicans, you know they are all child molesters and fraudsters. What he is saying is actually scarier than him being an idiot.

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Child rapist

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the same thought: My personal picks won the primaries. Yikes.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maga are the 'acting' child rapists. Regular Repugnicans are just the wanna-be child rapists. Clear difference :P

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why bring up the other party and mention the state "becoming" his party's state when only commenting on the results of the party's primary?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look, the man passed five cognitive tests. Five! I don’t see you doing that anytime soon. A stable genius indeed

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They call non-MAGA Republicans RINOs. Republicans in name only. So it actually makes sense even if it's probably not what he meant

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