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thebadmonkeyman1
Wish he just wouldn't speak sometimes
jeffoncom
Ah but if he travels west, he could accumulate an additional 24 hours due to time zone changes, essentially giving him an extra 24 hours!
Neiloch
If I didn't like this very predictable thing NDT does I would just avoid him instead of being a boring salty bitch.
mstalltree
Someone tweeted recently that "I don't know how to explain this, but Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Elon Musk of Carl Sagans".
TheStreetForce
Lol i saw that. Had to oof
ArturoRobertoVelasquezDonGato
I miss Carl Sagan. That guy maintained a sense of damn wonder.
Hyndisfox
Carl Sagan encouraged wonder and optimism at the world. NDT is the "well ackchyually " meme guy.
ArturoRobertoVelasquezDonGato
Which is just so damn basic for such a smart person!!! Why, NDT???
aboyincerise
Has anyone corrected him that it’s actually two 2:4 hour nights because some countries celebrate on the 24th?
underthegaydar
Your mom thinks that's a proper response.
MahadmaGaudi
BobJones786
Only a moron who can't spell a word as simple as "your" would insult Neil deGrasse Tyson's mom. What a scumbag.
TheStreetForce
There is a culture here you obviously don't understand.
BobJones786
Literacy? Respect for Science? I understand those.
TheStreetForce
No you are getting bent out of shape for something that was not in fact an insult. I guarantee you if tyson saw it he chuckled.
HogWashDiddler
His mom still isnt as quick as santa.
GravyEducation
Because she's not the only one coming down the chimney
TheStreetForce
She hasnt mastered time dilation yet
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Busy getting something else dilated.
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RossMattis
I bought a book by Mr Tyson. Sent it to him for an autograph. Book back came sans signature. Tyson don't sign books. He's no Isaac Asimov.
paintingagency
I've heard allegations he kinda IS like Asimov, though. In more than one way.
RossMattis
Dr Asimov signed four books for me, and always had a kind word added...his wife, JO Jepperson too. Mr Tyson is too busy for his fans.
CosplayComet
Only if they're good :P
TheStreetForce
Wonder who visits the naughty ones...
Thesaya
Krampus
malicart
OP's mom.
TheStreetForce
Touche'
RyanH42
Santa doesn't deliver to poor people so that's another billion or so removed from the equation.
berlinson
No
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Does he take into account that A) not everyone gets presents on Christmas Day, some cultures do on Christmas Eve, B) not everyone even
natio22
Also if you assume he only has to deliver presents when the children are asleep, he has more than 24 hours
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
celebrates Christmas in December (the orthodox Christians do in January), and C) not everyone gets their presents from Santa (e.g. in
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Central Europe, it's done by Baby Jesus)? And that some cultures (e.g. Japan) don't include any supernatural gift-giving entity at all?
lowetzark
Nope, he doesn't. That's just children in the world / seconds in a day. No modifier for religion, multi-child households, etc etc.
Infinias
Oh the irony. Being pedantic on a broad assumption. That would be a better answer than the "ur mom" joke
beardedNbald61
Jerk
WilliamHuskerAdama
Why?
PoopholeAintALoophole
Perfect form.
bemxuu
I like taking something interesting and doing some maths. It's about making maths fun for kids. However, the conclusion drawn gives (1/2)
bemxuu
me some heavy Grinch vibes. (2/2)
Wasnbo
I honestly get the feeling someone else handles his Twitter account, because every live performance, he's not nearly this obnoxious.
TheAsterite
yes he is
underthegaydar
NDT is a creep
Onlyhereforthelaughs
That's 60x slower than Santa.
TheStreetForce
Ur moms 60x slower than Santa
DarkZoma
Wouldn't Santa have more time with consideration to timezones?
Infinias
Yes. But you apply logic to a broad statement made by a man to which it seems being right is more crucial than being correct.
FlintNorth44
NDT is a celebrity and should be taken as such. But the idea of "Y U hatin?" is why we have terrible economic systems that will never change
FlintNorth44
Basically: if you question nothing, you are not thinking.
Infinias
He didn't "question" anything. He made a stupid broad statement to ride a high horse by sounding smart without any real effort.
FlintNorth44
He was stating a fact about a fictional character.
Infinias
A "fact" about a "fictional" character...oh you are exactly his audience.
gnomedeplume
Lil fukn wut
trouble4you
Why attack someone/mom personally? Online community provides shield to one not getting punched in the face.
TheStreetForce
The "Ur" denotes a rib. "Your mom" would make it an offensive line. Well, in online culture.
astrangehop
But they don't shield my mom from catching one in the face! Zowch!
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RazerFlash
Do we not like D. Tyson? Otherwise that was pointlessly juvenile.
symmetry7
He's a good science promoter. But he's cocky enough to be annoying. This tweet is a good example.
Koldfront
We? How about forming your own opinions instead of letting some vaguely defined mass represent them?
lilmookieesquire
I feel like he doesn't encourage exploration and imagination as much as encouraging being "right". I don't think he's the best PR figure?
TheRicM
The irony in you sayin that is the joke is that Tyson is often pointlessly juvenile
obesiusthewide
Because of pluto
underthegaydar
Think about this.
tantallous
i don't mind him, but he seems to have an issue with the concept of "let people enjoy things", with his constant pedantry.
Valkor
i simply don't interpret his posts as him trying to shit on enjoyment. by popular demand we once did the math in a high school physics class
WilliamHuskerAdama
You not being able to enjoy something because of a tweet is much more a you problem than a him problem
FlintNorth44
It's ok to enjoy things, but idiotic to shit on those who try to make sense of things.
FlintNorth44
And no, lightsabers would never function the way they do in the movies.
Toffeeaccident
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
ReaperCDN
Picking something apart is enjoying it for the mind of people like me. I love ripping apart Pacific Rim. I also love that stupid movie.
darkestkale
He's been a shitheel for a while, and has some... uhhh... interesting thoughts on rape (and by 'interesting', I mean awful)
darkestkale
This is on top of him just being that 'WELL ACTUALLY ' guy for years
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I mean he has been accused of inappropriate behavior with female colleagues, so, not surprising he has questionable opinions on rape.
Einer
You going from hitting on someone to raping someone is much more questionable.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
D. Tyson is kind of a douchebag, and has recently praised Musk for "commercializing space", which is plain disgusting.
Einer
I hope you have same disgust when you go to the store or buy anything for yourself too.
Jinxer13
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
As a scientist, he should want to explore space to further humanity. Not to commercialize it.
gnomedeplume
cool whataboutism
Einer
It's more of "you have any idea how market works?"-boutism
Rahava
"You criticized society yet you participate in it. That means clearly you should shut up" - basically what you just said.
TheStreetForce
I would counter that a well placed "ur mom" rib is a term of endearment.
wadatahmydamie
My favorite I’ve heard is “your mom keeps faking jellyfish stings just so I’ll pee on her more”
TheStreetForce
I enjoy countering the fat jokes with "well your mom always makes me a sandwich after"
FlintNorth44
Well...you're a child.
wadatahmydamie
I’d roast you, but I just feel sorry for you
FlintNorth44
gingerpholife
Your mom is a child.
TheStreetForce
Plausible but my circles show love with ur mom and dick jokes. Makes the work day go better.
StarSumiaki
I met Tyson once. Seemed like a fun fellow. Kind of hurts to see his growing obsession with pedantry. He's the Cinema Sins of scientists.
Barkinsons
Just seems more like a perpetual smartass now, it's always dangerous when people get too much attention and leave their field of expertise
CptRobotNinja
I'm glad I'm not on Twitter and famous. Everyone would think I was a self absorbed, poorly informed idiot. They'd be right of course
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Well, fittingly he collaborated with Cinemasins in the past.
rabidworm
ok we are talking about cinematics here but WATCH CINEMA WINS it's the exact opposite and I fucking love them
SkamanSam
It kills me that he doesn't see the social or cultural importance of faith. He's a goddamn scientist and overlooks the basics.
gimmehope
His chat with Theo Von set things in perspective for me. 2 characters straight from the Star Wars Universe talking. It entered my top 5
gimmehope
https://youtu.be/MtQ0qxyf-Ds
3Davideo
... I like CinemaSins, I find them funny, especially as a nice aftershow thing.
Morganelefay
Depends how you take them, I guess. After a while it becomes a bit tedious.
n1njabot1
That happens when you run a social media fueled business. He has to create engagement and...
FlintNorth44
What is a scientist?
tzahtman
A miserable pile of secrets!
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rhyoliticjuice
Cinema sins is trash. They purposely nitpick stuff for the sake of "sins"
drezrale
That's what they've always done since the beginning of the channel though
Inmate45
When's the last time you watched a EWW video? Honestly, I used to love them, but they're just getting sad now.
Neiloch
It's absolutely a bit and he's making math/science go viral by trolling.
aeolk
He's always been a cunt, its just becoming more obvious now
ITellBadPuns
Tyson is the Elon Musk of scientists.
secondtalon
No no, it's Tyson is the Elon Musk of Carl Sagans
qtRaven
I loved the episodes NDT did with Cinema Sins. Hilarious how he corrected them on the Science.
secularink
He has always been like that, don't take it too seriously.
trainfanyay
that’s a brutal critique
Dasnekones
I feel like the main difference between Tyson and Bill Nye is that Tyson cares about sounding smart and Nye wants others to learn.
ReNiX333
Met Nye twice. He is very smart and he does want others to learn but he is also very arrogant and full of himself. I was disappointed.
maxdefault
That's the thing you almost never get famous unless your a little bit arrogant.
CptRobotNinja
That's unfortunate
potatoispeople
Never meet your heroes I guess
PubstarHero
I met Paul Ruben once. Guy did not want to do any signatures, but he did one for kid me and split before others noticed. Was at the movie>
PubstarHero
> premiere for Blow (no I didnt see the movie, I was helping my dad at work - he does the lighting and red carpet installs for them)
Neferium
People annoyed by his posts says more about them than him. Many number needs appreciate the details while others assume attacks on them.
Diaphoni
I find that most of his defenders are unaware of the sexual assault allegations but w/e
Lichelf
IWasACatAllAlong
Okay but explain this. And don't handwave it and say he's just trying to share the funfacts.
Crazywelderguy
I feel like this is almosta offense to CS. At least they know they are overly pedantic
HappyTimeHollis
CinemaSins literally only exists to tear down things other people are proud of creating or enjoyed. They are the absolute worst.
Dagordae
They don't, they just use 'It's satire' to deflect from the growing mountain of criticisms.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Actually they don't. They just use that as an excuse when anyone calls them out on their shittiness. Plus they lie a lot. Playlist:
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ti3chBx2Pc&list=PLB8NXe_on1cV3bJvw_FA1FX-FI7PGZnV_
gnomedeplume
Shaun is the best skull on YouTube
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
The one and only skull reclaimer.
graehall
I dunno, I'm down for piling CS, "Hey did you enjoy that movie? NO YOU DIDN'T IT WAS ACTUALLY THE WORST!" that's a bit tedious :P
Cataleast
Thanks to CinemaSins for helping me find CinemaWins. I enjoy appreciating movies so much more than dunking on them :)
Kaleopolitus
Same. His relenting positivity, while acknowledging valid criticism, is amazing.
graehall
Same. The amount of youtube content attacking any new show or movie claiming it's literally the worst is SO TIRING. I like liking stuff!
Cataleast
I also really appreciate the analysis of the movie once the Winning has concluded. It's so much more than "Oh, that's cool! *ping!*"