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Mmmmmk
Well now I'll think to look. I don't steal or anything but I'll "think" to look anywhere I go now.
WatneyTheSpacePirate
You tapped for sound, didn't you?
callmecaptainjack
Walter white need this things http://simplisafe.com/files/images/blog/breaking_bad_air_vent.png
UbberUgly
http://simplisafe.com/files/images/blog/breaking_bad_air_vent.png
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
I'll take the 'heisenberg' model: ideal for Ricin
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
This is why criminals rip out outlets now.
letscallmebenchmade
Wheres the sauce? Hiw can we make pizza with no.. SAUCE?!
Lurksauce
Thank you for new places to look on my next breaking and entering.
McGiggins
Not very secure. If I have an app that gives me ranging to rfid/scanner sources, I can literally see your stash using this tech.
FDel
What's the app?
mike321mike321
Well now I know where all the hiding spots are.
AakashKandasamy
And then they will come to rob your house
SSlack
Why is Michael Cera hiding prescription drugs and money in a vent?
Moose0801
SPY CACHES. GUNS, MONEY, DRUGS AND PASSPORTS. SPY CACHES.
Panda75
Drugs Dealer thx a lot
herpopottomas
Mine will be full of cookie dough and weed.
ladyfoxtrot
I like you.
lurkerconvert
Frostveins
A guy that shows you how to do it yourself for way less money https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yvZbX_0lPw
gurnarok
I was going to throw that link too, upvoted yours to get it to the top :)
highfidelityfood
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PHUCKO
Theresaholeintheworldthere
Plot Twist: The owner of the company sells the safes to people and then sends a group of burglars to find the unfindables.
KaptenN
It would be quickly found out that anyone who buys them gets burglars and people would stop buying them.
112864
by that time they would be rich and move to some exotic place
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Burma?
RubberChickenTenders
The lack of screws on the grate is a giveaway.
TurangaLeeIa
How about the fact that no air will ever be blowing through it
PaleChixAreMyFetish
When you get robbed by a thief/hvac technician you'll be in real trouble.
GadenKerensky
These things will NEVER sneak by a thorough search. BUT, the average robber is not going to be checking these things due to time constraints
ridge
Screws at 3 and 9
HisRoyalSighness
Not so secret anymore.
Lezbedevious
Right??? Growing up I used to make things like this to hide stuff from my parents. Should've started a company I guess.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
They probably got more than 3 places you can use as hiding spots
FsImgur
What like 4 maybe?
OakForestAudioGuy
yeap :/
Roostres
Now burglars will just rip all the vents and shelves off of the walls in addition to their usual damages.
dysiode
Is that really the first time anyone's hidden something in an air vent though?
Felderburg
That's what the extra bottom panel is for.
samsonguy920
I always wanted to hide things in my air vents. Trouble was the vents for my house were designed straight up from the basement. I'd need >
samsonguy920
> a fishing pole and magnet to get to anything, and I had a fear that the furnace was a carnivorous beast out to eat anything it was fed >
samsonguy920
> through the vents. This was helped by the fact that it was originally a coal-fired furnace rebuilt for gas, and it was dragon-noisy.
Jstaleness
Now I know where to look.
Nuhlinga
Kind of makes me wish I had things to hide
112864
your face maybe
QuantumHistory
Woahhh, so savage!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
The face?
NickBlacksHumor
Still rather make my own slicks these are way to easy to find
OMGitsBISMUTH
I made a fake house to fool robbers into robbing that one whilst I live outdoors! never been robbed!
NickBlacksHumor
Can't be home invaded when my homes the world
Gunshanks
"This company." Neither Insider nor Inventious are the manufacturer, so that's real helpful.
Camelspotting
Or you could buy a lock.
norill
Jramodarr
There is a watermark that appears above "This company.." text as it pops up - Quicksafes
Jramodarr
it's well hidden...
RogueReaper0406
animatic
There's a what, mate?
daiya1
Watermark = logo/tag on the image/video of the company ownership
imwithcayde6andproud
The shelf is The king of random
Xsiah
I like how there's a hidden compartment inside the hidden compartment
KaptenN
I think that's a common way to fool people. They will think that they found the secret and won't think to look further.
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Even better if you had a hidden compartment inside a hidden compartment inside another hidden compartment.
Aurelius13579
Why has no one mentioned the fact that the vent is one of the most common hiding places?
BreenW
Back in the day I secreted my porno stashes in them.
mindstorm8191
If I were to need a hiding place, I'd have a fake breaker box, several breakers in it, pull the box out to the stash UNDER the box
mindstorm8191
And make sure its in the place where the pole lines come in. And require screwdrivers / something physical to remove the box
Rivalyn
If I were to need a hiding place, I'd put it in plain sight in the Spider Room. The room that is full of the spiders I wish to collect.
IR591620
12/10 Would not go in spider room. I don't care if you are hiding gold bars in there. No way in hell.
DrSuperMan
Actually this was done in military bases in Kuwait back in the 70s. When Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990 and bases were over run and emptied ...
DrSuperMan
..and military was asked to withdraw to Saudi Arabia. The Iraqis emptied the bases and moved on to other cities. Kuwaiti army was ordered to
DrSuperMan
Retreat to saudi arabia. Civilians thats stayed at home needed weapons. They were guided to the hidden weapon caches which were behind fake
DrSuperMan
Circuit breaker doors.
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
I've never heard that! Crazy
IdiotMcNoobtard
"Hey Bob, this shelf looks like the Shelf Master 3100 from Hide-A-Safe. Gimme the magnet."
graou13
I think the DIY kit they have is better for this reason, (also you can make a locked secret room with it)
IdiotMcNoobtard
Couldn't agree more
FckyourselfSarah
Looks like an RFID reader.
FFSharkHunter
Yeah, the card looks like the prox cards we use to access the building where I work.
wakaran0
Those are called RFID cards
dghammer
You are correct...I have two of their products.
MikeLittoris
What are you hiding?
dghammer
My business
Veradux
Giant purple fist-shaped dildos.
dghammer
Only for mike
governmentgavemeagun
"Oh. Then gimme the crowbar..."
AdmJota
Or just take the shelf off the wall and open it later.
dghammer
With four pit bulls on you....good luck. And then you have to deal with me.
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Let me guess... You are also a Navy Seal sniper with over 300 confirmed kills?
dghammer
Not at all dipshit. Let me guess....you are just a punk ass bitch looking to get shot for thieving?
IdiotMcNoobtard
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO HIM [rant continues for 4 hours]
HP4PO
This reminds me of Dexter and his hidden blood samples.
laestrella
I thought you meant the cartoon Dexter's lab!
inagoddadavida
That was my exact thought!
SeeYouInTheNextOne
My son named Dexter after this show
ThatgifwithaCat
Paptart379
I thought you were talking about dexter as in Dexter's laboratory
raptorsoldier
Who's the other Dexter
Boosheeky
my first thought as well
Dredoll
I've got three episodes left of the series. Is it worth to watch?
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
I was about to say that this is some Dexter level shit.
C0mtraya
beedude
SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA
FuckThisThingInParticular
That series is the reason why I would never hide anything valuable in an air vent.
mellowdrama
This reminds me of Breaking Bad.
MikeTornado
I miss Dexter. :_(
dentista320
I miss Sgt. Doakes.
getotterhere
misskittyamazing
They are supposedly bringing the show back, if that makes you feel better.
PeterOlintoowesmeacoffee
2nd on the books! The 1st follows season 1 but there's a completely different ending. Makes the rest of them a new timeline. Better ending 2
MindRape
I miss Hannah McKay
pookieeatworld
Yeah she had nice boobies...
Einer
She was best girlfriend in the show for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBVzCpWJWTs
HP4PO
Have u read the books?
axi0
The first book was alright... the rest were terrible. I still read them, but more for the "wtf is happening" entertainment.
tenebrisangelus
There are books? I know what I'll be doing this fall.
mindstorm8191
90% of all movies / TV stories (how should I define this?) are based on books
CassandraCurieux
Yeah they are great. The last one blows.... Just like the show. How fitting
gooblegobbleoneofus
You miss everything but the last season. I wish there had been a last season. Too bad
LlamaLingo
I dont think the last season was bad. The sixth was the worst imo
shbk
I miss the first four seasons (well, 3rd wasn't that good either), it went downhill from there after the Trinity
YankeeBomb4
I am watching Dexter on Netflix now. It has 8 seasons, if there supposed to be 9 seasons or did it not end well?
velkrai
Everything after season 3 is either meh to downright terrible IMO, the final season is just adding insult to injury
simonaj
The final season was extremely underwhelming. Plotlines picked up and were completely abandoned. Season finale was really disappointing.
UnapolageticallyMe
I'm almost done with s2, good to know
PardusXY
The last episode needed him to be caught for the mercy killing, end up in jail, and "I am not in here with you, you are in here with me"
YankeeBomb4
Gotcha, well that blows. I'm only on season 4 now, so I still have awhile until I get to that.
Daneurl1
Yeah he was so smart but people kept finding his shit. I mean come on!
congratufuckinglations
He got soft after he fell for Rita.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
"Shut up cunt" Trinity
Enigma3780
The company is called quicksafes
Jgerladpinsk
Bokay
rikersbeard
Thanks for the
ClitKicker87
nakedangel
I just want them to make me money.
WhiskeyOcho
I'm not going to remember to come back but it makes me feel good to comment anyway.
Borplesnorfle
+
BlueIceDragon
...I tried clicking your comment to view the replies. I feel very dumb.
DetectiveJimmy
$$
marenkar
AscendedNebula
MississippiGirl
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Live4nvr
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DoesItDo
That's pretty neat
cyndr
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lukasthecrazey
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tuckatron
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WarlocknLoad
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Snakeye
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zerocat
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piethepud
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Typecreativeusernamehere
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OutLaw2583
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Cheesypills
Dooty mcdootface
SureCockHolmes
Don't forget Tactical Walls
furrydumpsterfire
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WizardOfRaz
Diggity diggity dot
MrAnchorArms
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RichHammond
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LevSco
http://quicksafes.com/
dontgofullboyle
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wrecklaw
You da real MVP
SuckinDemLavaToes
D0t
tristan8251
200$ for a small shelf that opens up on the bottom. WTF
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
Doot
theNerdyWarrior
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WhatColourKoolaideAreYou
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NEoNPwnzor
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MasterSavage
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Clanofthecouchpotato
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ItIsRiley
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OverCapacityGiraffe
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bluemazoo
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PAGlNGDRFAGGOT
Hmm
kingsleep
Buy a shelf
Abortionstastegoodfried
.-.
LEMN1SCATE
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GeraltofNivea
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earlymornin
Yeah, thanks!!
switters810
Doooot
Sinvix
Doot
snceau
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DeviIsAdvocate
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Gravity022
Noted
isvara
I hate all the damned dots. Just favorite the post! Are people so lazy they can't find the information they want in *one* post?
thepotatothief
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AcneCream
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Giraffeeatingabanana
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piediddly
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FuckPHP
Dot
badluckwaldo
666
xGBHxPegasus
King of random on YouTube also shows you how to make the shelf, think he's got a kickstarter going for pre-done ones.
pickleticklee
Hey future me - when you get stuff worth hiding come check this out
YePedders
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mikoroshi
Hey future me, befriend @rv1124 when he has stuff worth hiding
DontAffiliateMeWithThat
I like the way you say things
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
He says the things, he says the BEST things
Sakenyi
Hey future me, this.
TheGreatAdversary
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EXiSTENCEthreshold
Hi, it's me! You from the future. You will experience some major downvotes so I made a new account.Remember to swerve the truck on 15.11.201
EXiSTENCEthreshold
Oh, the last number cut out. JUST DON'T LET THE TRUCK HIT YOU. I have to go now my timephone needs a recharge! Bye
SkytechCEO
Hey future @rv1124 , build your own stealth shelf for cheaper. And it looks cooler too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yvZbX_0lPw
Alwaysupvotesdoggos
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pickleticklee
Dude!!! Future me thanks you!
RonnyCarrasco
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droidgee
Are they marketing these things to prescription med addicts?
saucefordipping29
Haha seriously.
killmanatees
Or keeping RX meds away from the help.
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
Addicts dont generally have very much of their drugs on hand.
rudejohn
Depends on the length and depth of the addiction, I suppose
Mediocre00Rebel
No. Drug dealers, of course
FckyourselfSarah
Relatives. And kids(your kids will have friends as well)
nabacular
Pharmacies will not replace your painkillers in the case they are stolen
htdahms
Looks like they are marketing for Max Payne
sweetfumblebee
Or those that have addicts as family members.
dragonfyre1969
This so much. Having DA's in my family, I never knew how much I hid until I dropped them all out. Just wife's family and none do drugs.
ItsUncleSam
Prescription drugs get stolen all the time, and they are also bought buy gun owners to hide firearms.
sprfrkdvd
Yes, yes they are. And/or dealers.
JesseMcGuire
The first guy has 6 pill bottles in there. I can understand locking up a few meds but who the hell needs double secret second storage for 4
glitterlady
Possibly to stop your kids from taking your meds. I had a friend in high school that constantly stole pills from his mom to take/sell.
LargeHoman
Not the addicts, the dealers.
YourLittleHoodratFriend
Addicts wouldn't be able to afford this
rudejohn
The three prescription pill addicts I've known were very well to do.
generationsai
Instantly thinks, "WEDD STASH!@
generationsai
Omg my spelling: Weed Stash!
PanicAtTheCostco
Maybe it's weed
AsstohatKalishnikunt
Higher level than that, drug distributors. Space for drugs to sample/personal supply, fake passports, and firearms. It's perfect!
thetonestarr
My brother used to steal my dad's prescription medicines. If you can't trust the people you live with, & aren't kicking them out, maybe this
TheLetterKay
I like to keep back up meds on hand in case of emergency. I hide them so no one gets into them.
IllegalDuckling
Maybe gun owners outside the US...
pencilv3ster
I had scripts that routinely got stolen in college and really anywhere else there is a ton of people. Had to lock them up.
idplmalx
Either addicts or dealers.
IntergalaticBungusExplorerandRubberCheerioEnthusiast
FckyourselfSarah
Or people with skeazy relatives, or with kids.
IntergalaticBungusExplorerandRubberCheerioEnthusiast
It sounds like pretty much everyone wants in... which makes me want to invent a security system that can be linked to these compartments
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Old paranoid people, so yes.
Jazmynejayy
I'm not saying they should. But they would make all the money if they did.
LordFleaBottom
Except for the fact that all their money goes to pills.
Jazmynejayy
Not all of them. Plenty of ppl who are "well off" are addicted to drugs. We rly only acknowledge those who have hit rock bottom though.
buggeredifiknow
Beats a Lupus textbook
Hammerhead777
I just keep my xanax in a safe like a normal person, man.
GiveFlyt
My house was broken into by my dad's ex boss, he was looking for prescription drugs. He stole my mom's darvocet sooo probably vice versa.
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Wow, ex boss??
leighlovesbooks
Nope, because addicts blow their money on pills and steal from their families. This is marketed to the family members that get stolen from.
babbzilla
Or Accountants?
explodingoctopus
I have to keep my meds on me all the time or hide them, because ppl WILL steal them. As soon as they know I have them that's all they want.
ArrowheadCosplay
Where the shit do you live and who do you hang with that it is that serious of a problem? Also CALL THE COPS
UrKungFuNoGood
Don't you have a problem with that? Can you not change the type of person you hang out with for some reason?
ChalkBodyOutline
Don't hide it, divide it
mand1nga
Mr. White?
Tatelina
You must be on some kinda fun meds then?
explodingoctopus
I am on anxiety medication. Yeah it gets people high but it keeps me from fainting from multiple daily panic attacks.
explodingoctopus
So I might not describe them as fun meds but as keeping me from a severe amount of suffering meds. But for normal people they're fun meds!
explodingoctopus
The panic attacks result in me fainting and slamming my head on the ground, and potentially hurting myself severely from doing so.
CounselorWaffles
I am on 10mg Oxycodone 5x a day. I hide my pharmacy bags when I come home so the neighbors won't see. Ppl will do crazy shit for pills.
NotFatJustCultivatingMass
I'm not on that level (yet), but yes. This, exactly. I'm on 5mg 3 - 4x day for severe pain.
CounselorWaffles
Yes, they have a high street value. I pay less than 2 bucks for my 130 pills a month. And I'm poor. I think about it all the time. -_-;
therealM
Hahaha those can go for up to 40$ a pill on street... I have heard
arbsbuhpuh
$40 for a 10mg? Damn, prices have changed since I've been out of the game lol
PNWDachshundLover
I live in Washington state and trying to get an Rx pain med is very difficult. I have had severe back pain for years and have been told 1/2
CounselorWaffles
I also live in WA so yes, I feel your pain. Nobody wants to prescribe anymore. And my pain clinic was just shut down out of the blue.
PNWDachshundLover
2/2 to deal with it. I'm assuming that's why there is a huge heroin epidemic here. I've resorted to weed since it's legal. It helps a bit.
therabidbunny
Yah, you should probably reevaluate your social circle...
explodingoctopus
U would be surprised by how many normal people will ask if u have any "spare pills" cus they want to try the medication. It's dissapointing.
dolldrawing
Can't speak for original commentor, but people you live with(family, loved ones)can be just as likely culprits; I deal with it at my house.
ermahgerdawoman
I know someone that was having her meds stolen by her in-laws (that she lived with). She had to buy a home safe to store them in.
ZebraCrossing
I had somebody steal antibiotics from me once when I was borderline homeless. I only had 4 pills, woke up and there was 1. I had pneumonia.
explodingoctopus
The people that take pills without looking up the pill is the Internet scare me... drug interactions and dosage are very important!!
hihellobyeoh
That person is just stupid, "oh hey look a pill, let's get high, why aren't these working?"
snaldo23
Or those who legitimately use highly sought after drugs
AsstohatKalishnikunt
Like KanYe, I too only wish a nigga would.
actinistia
I have to hide my adhd meds from my cousins and my dad hides his pain meds in a old litter container. It sucks scrips are so abused
saltypond
Always worried people will steal my bag just for my prescription meds. :(
theyar
Yeah certain kinds of meds getting stolen frequently.
NGC5189
I had to hide my Adderall when I was in college. I just needed it to keep my mind straight, everybody else just didn't want to sleep.
periwinklepanda
Yes! I take stimulants as well and this has been a fear of mine as well. I need it to function.
wompwompwomp
Even my doctor has told me to hide it. People will try to take your drugs.
andIwasLikeWHAT
This please! I have been on pain meds for over 10 years, legitimate prescription from real doctors. I can count 5 different times family or
barnwolf
Wow, didn't realize that was actually a problem.
catweasels
Same with my father in law. He's on some really serious stuff. He just moved in with us, we have little kids, he keeps it in a locked safe.
Cruelti
"I've been on pain meds for 10 years" "some people are addicted!"
WaneTendo
lol at the downvotes on this hard truth
GIsLife
You try having chronic pain that will never go away, see if you need pain meds then
DrKriegersClone
I expect it would be almost impossible not to get hooked if you have a genuine permanent chronic pain condition.
LurkingTrout
Bad show, how rude.
andIwasLikeWHAT
There is a difference between addiction and dependence
Inkcat
As someone in a medical field, people with actual chronic pain are miserable and need those to function. Shame on you.
Cruelti
100 mil people in the us live with chronic pain,you're saying they all had major surgeries and the like?or are most unwilling to excercise?
CounselorWaffles
I'm one of those people. My thanks to you for sticking up for me and fuck you to Mister Mockery here.
andIwasLikeWHAT
Thank you
MadMantis89
Just put tic tacs or mints in the real vial and place your pills in a nondescript container
andIwasLikeWHAT
I had a friend who had CPS involved cause she had pills but no bottle, even though it was a real prescription. She was trying to camouflage
trextyler
Except that is illegal. You have to have prescription bottle with the drug in America. You get in big trouble if you don't.
DrKriegersClone
But how would 1) you ever actually be searched for that and 2) any findings not be thrown out for lack of probable cause for the search?
AllTheWittyNamesWereTaken
What a bullshit law.
andIwasLikeWHAT
A friend has stolen them. Either from my room, hiding spots, once from my purse the day it was filled. Ppl w addiction do nasty things
MagicallyMike
Medical student here. Can confirm, and it's sad, because the pharmacy must err on the side of caution; hard to tell who to believe.
sweetbeatdown
Your response was probably similar to your username.
andIwasLikeWHAT
Lol, i was, in fact, like what the fuck
NoForethought
5? you have some shady friends and family.
andIwasLikeWHAT
Yeah, i dont invite they ppl i think were responsible over anymore. Streight to the lock box. Its sad that it has ro be that way
andIwasLikeWHAT
Everyone in my life knows i need them. Its hard having a target on your back. They know i cant function w/o them, but its grip is too strong
FragileReality
Pills are a pretty nasty addiction. I mean, all addiction can suck but I've seen pills flip ppl quickest.