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FP EDIT: did not expect to hit front page. pretty cool, first time. thx
yrste
George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.
TheRicM
*jealous
Denamic
Hey, my mom will kick your ass
ohmegatron
Here, I'm going to show you something *pulls out phone* If you look really closely, you'll notice that I don't give a fuck.
ohmegatron
#4 is a quote from Marilyn Manson.
DeepwaterJew
Mixtape???
Themurderguy
Man I bet your mom had to flip a coin to decide wether to take you home or the afterbirth.
momemes
these are pretty good start, we need some fraiser level insults to get away this type of open insulting and not get our asses kicked boys
Hellshero1970
Or for the person who's always boasting. "You're a bigger bum than 5 arses"
DoublevBomb
I don't make mixtapes.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
The wording in #2 is bothering me... It should be "You're as useless as tits on a boar hog."
theinternetconfusesme
“I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you” is a personal favorite.
Hellshero1970
" as much use as a handbrake on a canoe"
foesmono
"You talk so much shit your ass healed over"
GitGudNub
Jelous
DrNoMeansNo
sociallyadeptgeek
https://youtu.be/oApBlWipc2A
xahsio
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than yours!
TittySprinkles4
Blissfully free of the ravages of intelligence.
spx39
These are the nicest things anyone has ever said to me
youresorttorepostingcomments
Wow sick middle school caps ????
whalethen
If my dog had a face like yours I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.
thesunisgettingreallow
JessVette
Brad Pitt says this on a movie right
Peekari
I first heard it from Klinger
CptRobotNinja
No one caught the Firefly quote?
darkdragonempress
I did. Go Mal!
CptRobotNinja
He aims to misbehave
kingsudsy
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and the warmth."
mormacil
You're a terrible cunt, lacking both warmth and depth.
SomeRandomArsehole
“Also, people like cunts.”
VelvetElvisAndDogsPlayingPoker
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and thinks everyone's else's stinks.
norill
that's a quote from Polish statesman and national hero Józef Piłsudski
Monkeytron
I kinda like my wife’s opinions...
idontenglishsorry
Yeah I also like her opinion as well
Monkeytron
They are some of the greatest opinions, so I don’t blame you.
RoovyRoo
Lol you could actually use this and not hurt feelings
sociallyadeptgeek
https://youtu.be/oApBlWipc2A
DrNoMeansNo
You’re their all time bestseller.
ElectronicSharts
I know right? If someone used that on me, I'd probably just hang myself then and there
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you
ThePiethief
RIP OP
NivalisAngelus
I don't have a mixtape. GASP, does that mean I don't have an opinion? Wait no I found it @OP has a vagina face.
LivingDecomposition
I prefer "Opinions/excuses are like arm pits: everyone has two and they both stink"
NivalisAngelus
You need to shower more.
Molotovbliss
s/arm pits/assholes is how I've always heard it.
Molotovbliss
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, & they all stink like shit.
LivingDecomposition
Lol, I was gonna say "everyone has two assholes? Might wanna get that looked at"
ElectronicSharts
Dude I wish, then I could go fuck myself
NivalisAngelus
That's some impressive flexibility. I have some surprising news for you.. Your mouth is also a hole.
ElectronicSharts
Nah just the tip
Wolf2Worrior
nthof5
Glad I wasn't the only one who caught that!
ohmegatron
It's an old quote. I think it was Churchill who said it first.
chickachickaaah
Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle
Wolf2Worrior
I cannot abide useless people.
chickachickaaah
Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing
Wolf2Worrior
How did your brain even learn human speech?
chickachickaaah
Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
"i've met smarter sandwiches" is still my favorite insult
JustBarelyTrolling
Is that what Gordon would have said if he was polite?
DrBruleSaysYes
You don't say?
SolarDuck
whos it a picture of
DrBruleSaysYes
A sandwich
Keicars
And a majestic one at that.