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Some Delicious Burger Combos
Jul 8, 2015 11:31 PM
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AuntieMeat
I did the grass whistling when I was a kid. Does that mean I was a Cool Uncle as a 7-year-old girl?
mikey1211
my girlfriend showed me how to do that aha, i guess she's a cool uncle too
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
7 year old girls make the best uncles. Hello FBI watchlist.
MMAgCh
I'm extremely good at the "let yourself down" part of the levitation trick.
MichaelJFoxDoingtheHarlemShake
Hahaha!
p01ntnsh00t
The grass whistle is what happens when I wear a thong.
jntokarsky
Wouldn't that be "the ass whistle"?
MichaelJFoxDoingtheHarlemShake
Should've been top comment.
MegaVitaminM
I could not agree with this more. Lol
Goodnewwseveryone
You're going to be a great uncle...
Counterfit
I bet it sounds like this https://youtu.be/Y6q1wUcA0O0
RedWoof
Thank you Theartofmanliness.com
HailMacbeth
Just wait, lightning, I have to be in position.
Lionskull
Can't you feel the crackling or hear some popping belt lightning strikes?
looseygoosy
Grass whistle sounds like a dying rabbit and calls bears when you're in the bush. The more you know!
Chronotrigger42
This is exactly the kind of uncle I want to be.
DrMountainLion
Best way to hold a hamburger my ass! Now days if you go through a drive through the burgers are like paper.
iclearlyhavetissues
Best burger you'll ever have is in Denver, CO at the Cherry Cricket. They throw a slice of cream cheese on that mofo.
iamblakehearmeroar
Favorited not even halfway through
IDidntDoIt
Last picture #6: best shit ever invented
NoOneToBeTrifledWith
#1 but what about with Jellyfish Jelly?
SeraPlsSendNudes
This Guy... I Like You
jackbos
That first image:
ItsYoureGrammerBro
Cool Uncle Tricks +1
licensetoillite
Tortilla strips = game changer
DefunkMyJunk
I don't smoke, but what's the point if you don't inhale ?
googledmyusername
Second hand smoke?
djhash
With cigars you don't inhale, you taste the smoke with your tongue.
112864
but you stupidly make people downwind inhale
AndInTheDarknessBindThem
You think you've fooled us into having a PB&J burger. But you're very wrong.
MichaelJFoxDoingtheHarlemShake
I'm not having one either.
imhoots
At home when I make burgers I have a couple ways I like them. I go to a burger place and will get several more varieties. NONE will have PBJ
thisappisajoke
I AM A MAN NOW. TAKE MY VAGINA AWAY PLEASE.
PaulyBallnuts
no more bean flicking for you then
Boofernut
Something like a donation organization? Vaginas for Tots? Anyone?
RaiXira
It's okay. Have an upvote.
wagerobi
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't mind if I do.
112864
Fine it's the exact opposite for me, let's switch
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Well.... If your not using it anymore.....
ztun
Oh I won't take it away.... I'll destroy it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheCrowCawMFCaw
nice
TheCrowCawMFCaw
nice
MindRape
I VOLUNTEER!! wait.... what?
thisappisajoke
Hahaha.
Kasumiwumi
I'm a pre-op transwoman; would you like to trade?
CaptSpaulding
Do you play with your boobs a lot? I would play with my boobs a lot.
imhoots
Giving up standing up to pee? You might want to rethink that one.
Kasumiwumi
I haven't stood up to pee since I was in middle school. I'd much rather sit.
imhoots
Great! Then you are all set.
Kasumiwumi
:D Now all I need is the vagina!
thisappisajoke
If it would help. Gladly =). Good luck and congrats, love. <3
TrainsWereHarmed
Don't forget the ovaries too I really don't want those
thisappisajoke
Oh shit, yeah. Take those. Fuck those things.
Meatskirt
I believe they should just descend to become testicles, but what do I know, I'm no doctor!
peopleperson
Someone will be by shortly to collect it for you. Be sure to use the specially labelled envelope.
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
*Labialed?
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
*Labialed?
peopleperson
Almost, it's Labialed on the inside.
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
*Labialed?
Havacado
I favorite stuff like this and in my head I imagine myself sitting down one day and carefully going over all of my favorites. HAHAHA
lastminute
Hahaha ...good idea haha ack cough.
Lionskull
I do that every once in a while. It's nice since it's all awesome stuff that you liked. The best fp for you.
11phrasing11
I didnt have a dad, this was nice
ibluemyself15
I feel us bud
Blackd0nuts
*hug*
imhoots
The grass whistle is a dad trick. Also, you can use a similar hand position (w no grass) and make a whistle like a mourning dove.
ibluemyself15
I feel ya bud
indianprincess
GIRLS DO ALL THESE THINGS TOO
Lionskull
Nobody said manliness is gender specific.
imhoots
Well, they kind of did.
thesantafeshuffle
You're a man now, son.
ImprovedLoungewear
The dinner roll bounce was a complete success; my nephews promptly began to throw theirs on the floor.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Oh fuck...I thought it was a roll of quarters...tied in a piece of cloth...damn I need to sleep.
Lionskull
Best response you can get. Total belief and imitation.
krauraurgg
And your siblings are the ones who get stuck with the resulting mess and continued attempts at it, which is of course a bonus.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Holy shit that will work so well with my nephew! Brb guys gotta go give the little guy a new way to terrorize his parents!
Lionskull
Practice first, you don't want to fumble when it can be avoided.
Vectorman2
Also, know your own strength, your family wont appreciate it when you toss your roll into the ceiling fan and shower them with bread bits.
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
*Croutation needed*
Somnophobe
"What do you want; a rubber biscuit?!"
Krzyjoe
Have you ever had a wish sandwich?
keillrandor
A ricochet biscuit is a biscuit that bounces back off the wall and into your mouth - if it don't bounce back, you go hungry...
crookednixon
Bow bow bow
MyNameIsAlan
Zooo momma hiza waza jigga wogga
TheGreatCanadianImgurian
MmmmmmhmHmMhMHmHm do dat ah-gain!
humblegrumblebee
Bow bow bow
meowtax
Your beard can also freeze to the ice and save you.
Vectorman2
If that fails, try licking the ice, your tongue will act as support for your beard!
BlitzBallisBest
C'mon. Light that cigar with matches! You Plebian street swine!
reddawn94
If you don't use cedar strips to light your cigars you're a total POG.
FUCKyeahWisconsin
Butane is fine though, it's good for the torch lighters which can be used anywhere. Plus, it's odorless (which some say better for cigars)
SkidMarks0nMyTowel
Most people don't use matches. They use a butane torch.
tripoliwarrior
C'mon meow. Sure it's classic, but the sulfur can sometimes be transfered to the leaves. That's why torch lighters are recommended.
xTheMaestro
Long stem ceder matches my friend. Let the tip burn off and you get a perfect light. I have a nice torch but if I have time match is best.
theclevernamegoeshere
Matches are nice, but a butane torch lighter does the job just fine if youre used to it.
theclevernamegoeshere
Well, Hickory matches or the Cedar wrapping your cigar comes in.
eggmuffin
Don't be ridiculous. Any odourless flame will do. You reveal yourself as an amateur, more interested in the spectacle than the pleasure.
BlitzBallisBest
I thought it was clear I was joking with the phrase, "Plebian street swine!" I didn't intend to start a holier than thou cigar war.
OlRockTheGoodAg
Incorrect. You use cedar strips provided by any decent tobacconist. Light the cedar, and use that to light the cigar.
eggmuffin
Cedarwood burns at a low heat, and produces an odour that complements many kinds of tobacco. But it's a matter of preference, not a rule.
BlitzBallisBest
You mean you don't cut your own cedar? I planted two cedar in my back yard for such purposes.
OlRockTheGoodAg
As an ecologist, if you really planted cedar, someone should slap you.
BlitzBallisBest
I thought it was clear I was joking with the phrase, "Plebian street swine!" I didn't intend to start a holier than thou cigar war.
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
If there's one thing I learned from Hell Boy, It's use a match to light a cigar
imhoots
Sulphur or wood matches can affect the taste of the cigar. Hellboy likes it that way but usually a butane lighter (torch) is preferred.
xTheMaestro
Long stem ceder matches are your best friend. I only use the torch if I'm in a rush or it's has a very mild taste.
stinkycheezmonky
It wasn't Hellboy, it was Manning, the director or whatever.
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
It this case I was using Hell Boy as the name of the film, and not he character
talenphillips
Most of us find ourselves smoking outside, where matches are highly impractical.
112864
smokers are highly impractical too
BlitzBallisBest
I thought it was clear I was joking with the phrase, "Plebian street swine!" I didn't intend to start a holier than thou cigar war.
talenphillips
I read your comment quickly, and didn't realize the whole thing was sarcasm.
BlitzBallisBest
Ah, sarcasm is often missed online. I do prefer matches, but I've used and enjoyed both ways of lighting.
talenphillips
I prefer to light my pipe with matches as well, but I won't use them outside. It's not worth the hassle.
Snarkoleptic
Cigars are not great for outside since they last too long. If you have 45 minutes to enjoy a cigar with some cognac, you can light it inside
gamlingcs
Except in rental agreements where smoking is not permitted inside.
Snarkoleptic
The 30 seconds between lighting it and leaving the house are surely not punishable by law?
gamlingcs
Welcome to California and nosy neighbors. :P
eggmuffin
Don't drink strong alcohol with a cigar. It numbs the tongue, making it difficult to appreciate the tobacco flavour. Rookie mistake.
firedove
I have always put my pinkies under the bottom bun. I get teased for it. Suck it, losers, I knew I was right!
LidellFrasier
I just grip the burger further back. I like to have about half of it in front of my thumbs.
FlamingIdiot
Then you might end up with the bun sagging in the front. I've had that happen too much myself.
SwagtheridonTheDestroyerOfPoon
According to this post you are officially a man
Lionskull
No, they are just manly. You don't need to be a man to be manly. Manliness is unisex.
anntike
Same here. I also don't take one big bite of the entire burger, but rather one bite off the top half and then one off the bottom half.
Lunar8
Just blew my mind right there.
Dovahnein
Same here. I do it wish soft shell tacos, too.
FaeryGothGirl
I do too. (And I'm a woman, so I get funny looks for a huge burger.)
firedove
I'm a girl too. Big burgers are my jam :)
sheezyOG
Right?! I was at Red Robin the other day and this lady looked at me just astonished that I was eating such a big burger.
SpaceBantha
If the burger is too big I already used fork and knife to cut it. Never done it when I went to the USA. Too afraid of being deported...
thunderbolt10a
You're supposed to flip it, the top bun is usually thicker than bottom, but yeah Guantanamo if you try to fork and knife a burger here.
SpaceBantha
I have genuinely never thought about that. Are you some kind of buger scientist? I will use this knowledge wisely.
StickyNotorious
As an American, that's a reasonable fear.
605Scorpion
Isn't the Art of Manliness written by a suburban Mormon couple?
BeverageGoblin
well I cant think of anything manlier than that
imhoots
How to manily load the Dodge Caravan to attend temple.
BeverageGoblin
http://imgur.com/TwMj7tV
dinosaurda
Looked at the website, and you're right. Other people write for it too as well.
thesantafeshuffle
Mention of fry sauce leads me to believe yes.
ThatUserNameHasAllReadyBeenChosen
I love fry sauce not Mormon but I am from utah
Sterconigrak
Don't you hate the weird looks you get when asking for it out of state? I always forget it's not everywhere. :(
ThatUserNameHasAllReadyBeenChosen
I live in Arizona now and the first time I went to Carl's Jr here and asked they looked at me and said "like ketchup" then crippling sadness
ThatUserNameHasAllReadyBeenChosen
I live in Arizona now and the first time I went to Carl's Jr here and asked they looked at me and said "like ketchup" then crippling sadness
Sterconigrak
Then you tell them it's just ketchup/mayo/pickle juice plz give me those things. They usually do it and everybody wins!
littlejwhite
what country do I have to go to to get this "fry sauce"?
MsDinkleberg
Every place makes it different. But it's amazing.
adehI
Idaho/Utah. It's a mormon thing. Frysauce is ketchup+mayonnaise.
coquette007
Yeah, it's a HUGE thing in Utah...like ranch in Texas. Sauce: I've lived in both states.
Lionskull
Calling it fry sauce might be a Mormon thing but I've been doing ketchup + mayo for a long as I can remember. And I've never been to Utah.
gorion1928
Seriously. What the fuck is fry sauce? As an American I'd imagine it is something we have? Is it Thousand Island dressing?
FourOrangeCircles
1 part ketchup, 2 parts mayo
thesantafeshuffle
I personally prefer a 1:1 ratio of the two
Boatingmyfloat
Its usually a simple mix of mayonnaise and ketchup and sometimes vinegar or other things. Source: Google
saganworshipper
More than just ketchup and mayo. Chili sauce, chili powder and a squeeze of lemon is the secret at the old Swifty's in Salt Lake City.
PretzelLogic
Where is/was Swifty's in SLC?
saganworshipper
Only one. Drive-thru only [double side lanes]. On 4th S. and 5th E. Southeast corner [now a bank =[
PretzelLogic
Bummer :( I am out of town right now, but was getting excited to try it when I got back!
saganworshipper
There's a close recipe here: http://somedudesfrysauce.com/store/ made locally.
Iamnotagerbil
#1 I think Expectedly delicious would be more accurate.
tomyironmane
But why would you put steak on hamburger? Why not put steak on steak?
AsAGayJewishDemocratWithGoogleFiber
Okay so this comment is showing up on the two gifs of twins that don't know they've been born yet and it was slightly alarming.
cheesetoastandfuzz
Agreed. All these other people: ew.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Eh, without a lot of salad, including pineapple and beetroot, and an egg, these are all pretty plain burgers and really not worth it.
UndercoverDumbledore
The nacho burger is my favourite, I make it all the time!
WillDropPantsForFood
Wanna know how I know they are from Utah? Two words "fry sauce"
Vandercookie
Is that like Russian dressing?
WillDropPantsForFood
Kinda, but simply ketchup and mayo no extra additives like horseradish
saltyfruit
I thought this was a Filipino thing I didn't know other people did this .____.
abeardedblacksmith
There's a local bar that has a burger with jalapeno and pineapple on it. HOLY FUCKING SHIT is it good.
cuttlefishsticks
Except for the PB&J one. I'm not gonna lie, I'm skeptical of that one.
thisappisajoke
Went back and saw the one with Cheez Whiz... no. I think I'd rather have the PB&J. Lol
wanderingfree
I've had this, and it is gooooood!
Supanini
Serious? I love salty potato chips with my pbj. I can only imagine a burger being heaven
51rebaS
I dunno about the jelly, but a burger with a fried egg and peanut butter is godly. Sweet, salty, and savory.
stinkycheezmonky
Can verify surprising tastiness. I had one recently at a little diner in Somerset, PA.
8bitTunes
With pb alone it should be good. I've had pb and a fries egg, I liked it
whoopy4
I've never had it with jam/jelly but adding peanut butter to a burger is heavenly.
ThreeOsInGooose
Fact. You really want to have a sharp flavor with the PB - white onion, pickles, jalapenos, etc.
8bitTunes
Put A Fried Egg On It
Counterfit
I, too, have had the Goober at Mew's Tavern
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Hey all you people! Hey all you people! Hey all you people won't you listen to meeeeee? I just had a sandwich, NO ORDINARY SANDWICH!
ThatLemonStealingHorse
A sandwich filled with jellyfish jellyyyyyy! Hey man you've GOT to try this sandwich! It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich
ThatLemonStealingHorse
In the seeeeaaaaaa skibidabebadabedabadabedabadedow yeeeeaaaaaah oho thank you!
horriblellama
Holy shit, that scat spelling was on point. +1
Cryonight
You make my life magical and for that, I thank you.
ElatedSacrifice
The name to go along with the reference, made my night
horriblellama
Holy shit, that scat spelling was on point. +1
robotzombies
Right? 'You'll be surprised how delicious this delicious food is when combined with this other delicious food!'
FarkasMacTavish
OBJECTION! Mint tea and orange juice.
robotzombies
*delicious foods that happen to be similar
Lionskull
Fruit cake
basedpizza
Have you tried it?
imhoots
Orange juice and ice cream