Tible19
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I did not mean to add this one but now it's too late ?
LieutenantColonelSpaceHelicopters
I've seen people throwing around suggestions for what to call the CEO shooter, but I think if anyone asks me, I'll just stick with, "Who?".
tony1l
I don't condone killing but he may have had the biggest impact on improving HealthCare in the US since Obamacare.
KarmaRaven23
Not for nothing, but the investors meeting he was going to started on time & UHC posted the job opening less than 24 hours later. Perhaps the internet isn’t the only heartless bastard in this equation…but we are still better then they are
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
#15 Men never called themselves metrosexual. It was the same magazines that were saying milenials "killed" everything.
weidermeijer
#1 Not just health care. There are over 700 billionaires.
certainlynotaserialkiller
on a completly unrelated note: Wallmart usually has handgun rounds on discount.
brownribbon
Slide racks should never be hot. It’s very easy to load a subsonic round that cycles the action. For 9mm specifically, a 147gr bullet with 3.2gr of TiteGroup. Cycles my Beretta every time, both suppressed and unsuppressed.
beesinmymouth13
geraltofriva
#5 No, I'm Spartacus!
lozeldatkm
otakon17
MFW I recognize someone in one of these.
MoonRiverFrost
#16
karashu2000
Magnivore
https://theonion.com/unitedhealthcare-ceo-killed/
The only onion link I could find talking about the death.
Zoomoth9000
I think it's an edit of the article the post every time there's a mass shooting
Chievestevenbouigon
Kevers5001
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/04/26/health/aetna-settlement-california-investigation
greentights
I love #22 cuz Artemisia made it her entire niche after some jerk face r**ed her
Tible19
I need to know more! How have I not heard of this?
Jewdakris
#1 I don't wish this at all. I don't want them to have another thought because they should already be next.
amp99
#23
myr14d
#2: Oh. Excellent way of getting 12 insurance ceos into one room.
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
Think thats just a country club with more steps
GravyEducation
Well dumped. #5 is cool even without the context
reineseele
A few years ago in germany they took the fingerprints of a famous german politician cause he wanted a database for everyone on it. 1/2 ^_^
reineseele
Spread it around so people could use to make fake fingerprints around stuff. Fun idea. ^_^
Stoneagedudeman
#3 i mean. I don't care about the bullet wound, he obviously had 'ability to bleed' as a preexisting condition, and then he proceeded to do so.
caerulakid
I don’t see why my insurance premiums have to pay for people who engage in this high risk lifestyle (being an insurance CEO) I don’t see why my insurance company should be compelled to pay for his treatment.
Tible19
Guns don't kill people! Blood loss and organ damage do.. we don't cover that.
onlyhalfghost
the gunshot wound was a result of his lifestyle of harming people for profit, claim denied
thirdlittilbird
This one I understand, but i thought jfk was a good guy in general?
Taalii
Good people don’t do those things. He was charismatic, that’s all.
Tible19
That one's for pure silliness, I thought it matched the chaos.
EroticZombiePants
#15 I never understood how Metrosexual even got it's name. It had nothing to do with fucking trains.
Theactualmismo
Funny thing. The metro part of metropolis is derived from the Greek word for mother (mētēr). So really metrosexual should mean that someone is a motherfucker.
Tible19
Thomas had never seen such bullshit before
MagicalScientist
I was talking to my mom about the assassination (she worked in finance for healthcare) and while she understands that everything is fucked, killing this guy won't suddenly make them start making good decisions. She then asked how would I feel if she had been targeted, to which I responded that if she was filthy rich from denying life saving medical care to millions, I wouldn't want to be associated with her. She figured that was fair.
MagicalScientist
Anyway the moral of the story is don't live your life in a way that millions of people would be unsympathetic, unless it's living your life in a way that pisses off conservatives, I guess.
Tible19
Yeah sorry mum, you ain't making anyone's hit list haha. Man killed millions, 1 in every 4 Americans have probably lost a family member because of just this one prick. And Blue cross repealed, denying anesthia bc of the hit. That's not nothing.
Harryteeters
pinkmilkyway
KommanderKayriel
He looks like he slept like a baby at night. What an evil monster. Now do the rest. No more CEOs until the system changes, no more billionaires period.
Tible19
Yeah, only like 4 more to go lmfaooo
HisBubbliness
kadaeux
They’d have to hand over their entire customer database, so that wouldn’t help.
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
I hope they never catch him. What an absolute legend.
tinybartender
It would seem the majority of the public agrees. Although, as a motivator, I'm not sure it will be effective. It has to happen enough times that "insurance company CEO" becomes a more dangerous profession than, say, pizza delivery driver.
DiDaVinci
He has become a folk hero, for sure.
woozle
GravyEducation
Tible19
Amen to that 🤣
TheMindEntropic
holy shit. So crass. +1
TheElicitor
#5 Oh.. that's actually a little scary
pretengineer
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8021210/
somegmrgrl
Gosh, that sure DOES look like that CCTV shot
LoitninStroik
It makes me want one that looks like Elon or Donnie Jr. or Desantis or something.........for activities.
Tible19
Oh shiii, what'd Donnie do?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Fireninja404
"annoy" is the understatement of the year
LincLoud
Yeah, it feels like the wrong word. Many people suffer because of decisions made by health insurance companies and their algorithms.
Grinningatdoom
Antagonize? Abuse?
Arcanum3000
Murder. The denials kill people.
LincLoud
"Abuse" is a good term for what is done to those suffering because of indifferent health insurance companies.
Tible19
This needs more attention, I have to agree with that.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
It combines my two favourite things, Andor and [redacted]
TheGhostofElizabethShue
(current events memes, obviously)
wabitgirl
It's okay, you can celebrate the murder of a bloodstained CEO. There's no rules against celebrating the death of a murderous tyrant. Taht's entirely covered by free speech, and one of my FAVORITE things in the whole world is watching rich cunts get gunned down in the street like the fucking shambling, anti-humanitarian, omnicidal fascists they are. I hope another 100 are dead by the end of 2025.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
All well and good but I'm not american and like to travel so murder is wrong my guy.
wabitgirl
Also, if you're not American, I would highly recommend you not try and make blanket moral commentary on what's going on with our health care system. It is one of the largest criminal enterprises in the world, and routinely kills millions of people every year for the sake of pursuing greater profits. There is no ontological evil committed when someone murders a health care CEO.
wabitgirl
Yes, it is. And now a mass murdering psychopath is dead. I fail to see the problem you're pointing out. The number of killers in the world only stays the same if you only kill one.