Sep 16, 2021 4:04 AM
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Karlsson95
I would…
Mahjarrat
ChinsChilla
Yeah.. ngl.. this awakened something in me
streetcatz
Where do you insert the Ivermectin?
EvillBob
DIINKELBERG
after he sticks it in
NoxnBox
cyberstormtrooper
put... put your- oh jeez
Vortex153
Jsupes
I loved the scene right after this of him drinking oj on the roof, patting himself on the back like he just got laid.
YoureABlizzardMary
“Morty, you dirty little doggy” ?
AmotsEinhorc
v
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
The proper answer when she asks, “Are you in yet?”
Tyneedic
Do it Morty!
Trelis
It extract ... horses?
eurorubio3000
Which episode is that?
FlyingMonkeyButt
.
rssplowman
AgamemnonsMemes
Did he find like a little stool or something?
Echo18
Just a little. Someone must have gone ass to horse extraction machine. Never go ass to horse extraction machine.
springuy8
Yea but think of the cleanup
GorillaPilot
This was by far the worst episode of Rick and Morty
Devolv3
Wait....THIS IS HOW THEY DO IT? there are a lot of websites that lied to me.
iamthisguy247
Stick your…stick your- oh wait, don’t. Let’s just say “giant incest baby”
blzrdphoto
That episode was weird, even by rick and Morey standards.
swagb98623
*Spoiler* * * * ** * You weren't expecting an incest baby giant?
Djones06236
I'll take the weird. At least it wasn't boring.
RoovyRoo
Don't do it megaman
gotmojomang
I am over 60 and knew where it was going (or coming) immediately when I saw the episode.
blankman7787
Rick would have came in and i would have been balls deep
You would still finish tho?
NachoPete
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
ryvenheart
I bet by now, they have a second, incognito imgur account.
ReallyNotAVampire
No need to summon her here, I'm embarrassed enough as it is.
DakotaWolf
She's got her own discord, it's filthy and I love it
ToastedVanilla
I hated that episode. Didn't really like the entire season.
zenprime
After seeing all of it, I'd hate to think of the ideas they turned down.
AmArschdieRaeuber
You probably just forgot the weaker episodes from previous seasons. It was pretty good imo.
I haven't. I watch these episodes on repeat a lot. There are usually 1 or 2 episodes I skip when I rewatch, but this season it's most of em
DrSykero
I agree. The episode was really weak and odd.
Broadway2
At that age, can’t say that I blame him.
JoeT85
Morty, you dirty, dirty boy.
AZRAELSBLADE
I’m 41 and I would buy this machine
josephfrancistribbiani
They actually use similar machines for sperm samples in China I think. Something about be embarrassed to get it by hand.
ThatJerkYouKnow
I mean… machines exist like this for men… I guess all passers by can DM me for info..? 18+ obviously
https://www.inkstonenews.com/health/chinese-sperm-collecting-machine-reflects-increasing-focus-male-healthcare/article/3005901
UrbanNorthern
Soo... above what age would you not.. think about it?
I'm pretty sure we all would. Just not sure we'll talk about it. Maybe that's a secret work keeping.
steveohnoes
78 might break a hip
VibratingNipples
And 2 might be way to young
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Above that age you should have an apartment and enough cash to own one, so no one can judge you.
hwatL4bloopy
The amazing thing is no one is commenting on Morty's apparent horse sized cock
The machine just is very elastic, trust me.
Trassation
Username checks out.
fr0stbyte124
PerpetuityPhoto
Morty is about 14 years old. So why don't you just go on ahead and have a seat over there.
MaxieMooo
Its ok its not real its a cartoon /s
noodleteeth
I think it's an "lol big dick chad energy" joke, not an "I want to have sex with an imaginary 14 year old" joke
... I hope
yastard
You're saying 14 yo boys aren't horny all the time?
smegheadenergy
To watch?
MrSmilingDeath
You mean his dick is as big as a horse?!
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Better than 100 dick sized horses
joepineapplesindrag
parabolic000
Ezekiel 23:19-20
Joomuk
Amen
Who can blame her?
reichstein
Wait... is that not the normal size? Is horse size too small? Should I be embarrassed?
BDD85
AAAAAAAAAAaahahahahah! Look at Mr. Horsecock over here! LOL!
Stop it! I can't help that it just hasn't grown since I was a kid!
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
I’m sure there must be hormones or pills or… something?
Way embarrassed man.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Looks like it's one of those inflatable sleeves that accomodate all sizes.
nightaudron
The what
steam1218
wouldn't we get those for 10 bucks at seaworld?
Basically the same thing. Add a bucket of lube and you're good to go.
Se7enPr1me
ALL sizes you say?? That piques my friend's curiosity
ButterfaceTaintClown
found one for you
Its not for my finger. My fingers are huge compared to my uh friend's penis
specicom
Indeed. AVs are of that construction and usually filled with warm water.
slackboy722000
I take it you've never helped your uncle Jack off a horse.
Yea but he didn’t have a horse
Inmate45
You just have a picture of one of those lying around?
RottedOnion
It's easy when it's in your order history.
AtmaDarkwolf
what, don't you?
No, but Google does. Google is a bit of a perv if you ask me.
dingoflickums
Suuuuuurrreeee
I mean, look at the guy. That beard hides unimaginable depths of jizz-drenched depravation.
Karlsson95
I would…
Mahjarrat
ChinsChilla
Yeah.. ngl.. this awakened something in me
streetcatz
Where do you insert the Ivermectin?
EvillBob
DIINKELBERG
NoxnBox
cyberstormtrooper
put... put your- oh jeez
Vortex153
Jsupes
I loved the scene right after this of him drinking oj on the roof, patting himself on the back like he just got laid.
YoureABlizzardMary
“Morty, you dirty little doggy” ?
AmotsEinhorc
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
The proper answer when she asks, “Are you in yet?”
Tyneedic
Do it Morty!
Trelis
It extract ... horses?
eurorubio3000
Which episode is that?
FlyingMonkeyButt
.
rssplowman
AgamemnonsMemes
Did he find like a little stool or something?
Echo18
Just a little. Someone must have gone ass to horse extraction machine. Never go ass to horse extraction machine.
springuy8
Yea but think of the cleanup
GorillaPilot
This was by far the worst episode of Rick and Morty
Devolv3
Wait....THIS IS HOW THEY DO IT? there are a lot of websites that lied to me.
iamthisguy247
Stick your…stick your- oh wait, don’t. Let’s just say “giant incest baby”
blzrdphoto
That episode was weird, even by rick and Morey standards.
swagb98623
*Spoiler* * * * ** * You weren't expecting an incest baby giant?
Djones06236
I'll take the weird. At least it wasn't boring.
RoovyRoo
Don't do it megaman
gotmojomang
I am over 60 and knew where it was going (or coming) immediately when I saw the episode.
blankman7787
Rick would have came in and i would have been balls deep
swagb98623
You would still finish tho?
blankman7787
NachoPete
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
ryvenheart
I bet by now, they have a second, incognito imgur account.
ReallyNotAVampire
No need to summon her here, I'm embarrassed enough as it is.
DakotaWolf
She's got her own discord, it's filthy and I love it
ToastedVanilla
I hated that episode. Didn't really like the entire season.
zenprime
After seeing all of it, I'd hate to think of the ideas they turned down.
AmArschdieRaeuber
You probably just forgot the weaker episodes from previous seasons. It was pretty good imo.
ToastedVanilla
I haven't. I watch these episodes on repeat a lot. There are usually 1 or 2 episodes I skip when I rewatch, but this season it's most of em
DrSykero
I agree. The episode was really weak and odd.
Broadway2
At that age, can’t say that I blame him.
JoeT85
Morty, you dirty, dirty boy.
AZRAELSBLADE
I’m 41 and I would buy this machine
josephfrancistribbiani
They actually use similar machines for sperm samples in China I think. Something about be embarrassed to get it by hand.
ThatJerkYouKnow
I mean… machines exist like this for men… I guess all passers by can DM me for info..? 18+ obviously
josephfrancistribbiani
https://www.inkstonenews.com/health/chinese-sperm-collecting-machine-reflects-increasing-focus-male-healthcare/article/3005901
UrbanNorthern
Soo... above what age would you not.. think about it?
JoeT85
I'm pretty sure we all would. Just not sure we'll talk about it. Maybe that's a secret work keeping.
steveohnoes
78 might break a hip
VibratingNipples
And 2 might be way to young
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Above that age you should have an apartment and enough cash to own one, so no one can judge you.
hwatL4bloopy
The amazing thing is no one is commenting on Morty's apparent horse sized cock
Vortex153
ReallyNotAVampire
The machine just is very elastic, trust me.
Trassation
Username checks out.
fr0stbyte124
PerpetuityPhoto
Morty is about 14 years old. So why don't you just go on ahead and have a seat over there.
MaxieMooo
Its ok its not real its a cartoon /s
noodleteeth
I think it's an "lol big dick chad energy" joke, not an "I want to have sex with an imaginary 14 year old" joke
noodleteeth
... I hope
yastard
You're saying 14 yo boys aren't horny all the time?
smegheadenergy
To watch?
MrSmilingDeath
You mean his dick is as big as a horse?!
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Better than 100 dick sized horses
joepineapplesindrag
parabolic000
Ezekiel 23:19-20
Joomuk
Amen
MrSmilingDeath
Who can blame her?
AZRAELSBLADE
reichstein
Wait... is that not the normal size? Is horse size too small? Should I be embarrassed?
BDD85
AAAAAAAAAAaahahahahah! Look at Mr. Horsecock over here! LOL!
reichstein
Stop it! I can't help that it just hasn't grown since I was a kid!
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
I’m sure there must be hormones or pills or… something?
AgamemnonsMemes
Way embarrassed man.
reichstein
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Looks like it's one of those inflatable sleeves that accomodate all sizes.
nightaudron
The what
steam1218
wouldn't we get those for 10 bucks at seaworld?
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Basically the same thing. Add a bucket of lube and you're good to go.
Se7enPr1me
ALL sizes you say?? That piques my friend's curiosity
ButterfaceTaintClown
Se7enPr1me
Its not for my finger. My fingers are huge compared to my uh friend's penis
specicom
Indeed. AVs are of that construction and usually filled with warm water.
slackboy722000
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
I take it you've never helped your uncle Jack off a horse.
Broadway2
Yea but he didn’t have a horse
Inmate45
You just have a picture of one of those lying around?
RottedOnion
It's easy when it's in your order history.
AtmaDarkwolf
what, don't you?
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
No, but Google does. Google is a bit of a perv if you ask me.
dingoflickums
Suuuuuurrreeee
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
I mean, look at the guy. That beard hides unimaginable depths of jizz-drenched depravation.