Horse extraction machine

Sep 16, 2021 4:04 AM

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I would…

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Yeah.. ngl.. this awakened something in me

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Where do you insert the Ivermectin?

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after he sticks it in

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put... put your- oh jeez

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I loved the scene right after this of him drinking oj on the roof, patting himself on the back like he just got laid.

4 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 1

“Morty, you dirty little doggy” ?

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v

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The proper answer when she asks, “Are you in yet?”

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it Morty!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It extract ... horses?

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Which episode is that?

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.

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Did he find like a little stool or something?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a little. Someone must have gone ass to horse extraction machine. Never go ass to horse extraction machine.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea but think of the cleanup

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This was by far the worst episode of Rick and Morty

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Wait....THIS IS HOW THEY DO IT? there are a lot of websites that lied to me.

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Stick your…stick your- oh wait, don’t. Let’s just say “giant incest baby”

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

That episode was weird, even by rick and Morey standards.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*Spoiler* * * * ** * You weren't expecting an incest baby giant?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take the weird. At least it wasn't boring.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't do it megaman

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am over 60 and knew where it was going (or coming) immediately when I saw the episode.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Rick would have came in and i would have been balls deep

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You would still finish tho?

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse

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I bet by now, they have a second, incognito imgur account.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No need to summon her here, I'm embarrassed enough as it is.

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She's got her own discord, it's filthy and I love it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hated that episode. Didn't really like the entire season.

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After seeing all of it, I'd hate to think of the ideas they turned down.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You probably just forgot the weaker episodes from previous seasons. It was pretty good imo.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I haven't. I watch these episodes on repeat a lot. There are usually 1 or 2 episodes I skip when I rewatch, but this season it's most of em

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I agree. The episode was really weak and odd.

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At that age, can’t say that I blame him.

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Morty, you dirty, dirty boy.

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I’m 41 and I would buy this machine

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They actually use similar machines for sperm samples in China I think. Something about be embarrassed to get it by hand.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean… machines exist like this for men… I guess all passers by can DM me for info..? 18+ obviously

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Soo... above what age would you not.. think about it?

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I'm pretty sure we all would. Just not sure we'll talk about it. Maybe that's a secret work keeping.

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78 might break a hip

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And 2 might be way to young

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Above that age you should have an apartment and enough cash to own one, so no one can judge you.

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The amazing thing is no one is commenting on Morty's apparent horse sized cock

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The machine just is very elastic, trust me.

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Username checks out.

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Morty is about 14 years old. So why don't you just go on ahead and have a seat over there.

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Its ok its not real its a cartoon /s

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I think it's an "lol big dick chad energy" joke, not an "I want to have sex with an imaginary 14 year old" joke

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... I hope

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You're saying 14 yo boys aren't horny all the time?

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To watch?

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You mean his dick is as big as a horse?!

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Better than 100 dick sized horses

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Ezekiel 23:19-20

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Amen

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Who can blame her?

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Wait... is that not the normal size? Is horse size too small? Should I be embarrassed?

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AAAAAAAAAAaahahahahah! Look at Mr. Horsecock over here! LOL!

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Stop it! I can't help that it just hasn't grown since I was a kid!

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I’m sure there must be hormones or pills or… something?

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Way embarrassed man.

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Looks like it's one of those inflatable sleeves that accomodate all sizes.

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The what

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wouldn't we get those for 10 bucks at seaworld?

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Basically the same thing. Add a bucket of lube and you're good to go.

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ALL sizes you say?? That piques my friend's curiosity

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found one for you

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Its not for my finger. My fingers are huge compared to my uh friend's penis

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Indeed. AVs are of that construction and usually filled with warm water.

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I take it you've never helped your uncle Jack off a horse.

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Yea but he didn’t have a horse

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You just have a picture of one of those lying around?

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It's easy when it's in your order history.

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what, don't you?

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No, but Google does. Google is a bit of a perv if you ask me.

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Suuuuuurrreeee

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I mean, look at the guy. That beard hides unimaginable depths of jizz-drenched depravation.

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