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a fun Halloween idea
hy, meet with my family..how you feel about us.
? GHOSTLY MILK CARTONS ?
xbxoxy
are those spiders smoking?
Jphn33
Letsplaygoodkittybadkitty
It's about THAT time
1shadow79
Cut part of the weiner away.....
LearnedCoward
"Okay. What now? " - Huma Abedin
Ialwaysupvotewinston
"Cut part of the weiner away" - please don't
JudoYoshida
I looked at #10 like, "Why are those spiders smoking?"
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Same!
TheFirstDreadPirateRoberts
Those hot dog, onion, finger things make me uncomfortable.
doodlebut88
i am not ok with that
KhaleesiTheKitty
They're revolting. You get one bite of onion, hotdog, and fucking ketchup then you're left with a sad lil naked wiener. Why.
hooktail419
It would be better with little smokies. Those things are awesome.
ZnarfLeciram
Ew that would be better, esp with the cheddar kind! Get some spots and oozing on the fingers!
redhoodthesecondrobin
That's the point.
YoureProbablyOutOfMyMind
Me too...I just can't deal with halloween-themed food, like fake fingers, or eyeballs etc.
Atnuul
Yeah, food/candy shaped like body parts just makes my stomach turn immediately.
Allsfunandgamesuntilsomeonegetsspiritual
Aww,Comeon!! You call yourself the 1stDreadpirateroberts?!?!?!? methinks thou dost bluff
BlackSiren32
and me thinks someone's trying too hard to be funny
CassieOPeia
Whi the fuck calls googly eyes "wiggly eyes"???
BlackSiren32
most likely people who've never heard of the term "googly", although in this day and age that'd be pretty fucking hard to miss
Lizaderp
Put them in boobs and they're jiggly eyes
ViceCream
Green food die
MissSpelledTattoo
Dye die
somegeek
Pinterest dump
DirtyDerelict
It's never too early for halloween.
DeepwaterJew
Splodgey
-DirtyDerelict, 1st November
PhaserRave
chockstuck
What is this whole scale thing from?
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
I'm okay with this. Just as long as I don't see a Harley Quinn I will not have an episode.
ViciousOtter
Let's have 32 jokers instead !
Agnost
58 days before Halloween bitches!!!
CuriousG2002
If we have to choke down 3+ months of Christmas, than I am pleased with 2 months of Halloween
Splodgey
Who has 3+ months of Christmas
Finisheachotherssandwiches
People who work in retail
dtr777
I love how the Frankenstein pudding cups faces are just drawn on in MS Paint
majorlander
Did they think we wouldn't notice?
ShittyBiologyTeacher
Die, green food! Die!
marquisdechocula
And now, ladies and gentlemen, from what was only an inarticulate mass of lifeless yogurt ...
Svtm
Thank you. Somebody else got it! (:
natatatles
Is no one going to address the yogurt cup monster? I've never seen a sharpie drawing look so much like it was added on in MS paint
FooBear408
goddamitt i love halloween.
TheLadyMcArthurs
Is it just me or does the top one look like wedding dresses hanging out on the lawn?
CrabWallet
I thought it just looked like shabby tomato cages. Maybe the effect's better at night.
Begotten
i think that's the point.
minc3r
Gandhididnothingwrong
Doot doot skee doot
AbeRHP
ThatLooksGoodGiveMeThat
Was expecting spoopy gif. Got spoopy gif. +1
DedotadedAmountOfWham
Spooky spooky skeletons
chockstuck
Favorite skeleton.
DerperDerperBoBerperBananaFanaFoFerper
thank mr skeltal
Treblaine
oooh, that's a nice looping version
hprotman
/a/6AXD4
tehzpoon
Doot doot
cvtthekid
#3spoopy5me
ChernyiVolk
Mr. Bones! Haven't seen him in a long while..
KarmaSutures
This gif pairs very well with Reggaeton
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Gah! 2 Spooky
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Thanks for these, I'm trying to subtly increase interest in Halloween in Melbourne (Australia) and some of these will do nicely.
ThisIsTheOnlyThingThatGivesMeJoy
Yo srsly though, if I go to your house on Halloween and you offer me a fuckin tangerine with a peice of celery in it I'm going to punch you.
CrabWallet
If you punch me in my own house, I'm chaining you to my radiator and raping you in the basement for a few weeks, in self-defense.
furt77
Never had kids over who's parents don't allow them to have sweets?
artbyraincoats
You mean the kids that should have the biggest portion of treats if it's not medical related?
corylbaum
Someone's pintrest is leaking over
StonesOnTheHill
#18 DON'T fucking do this. I tried it. Was a real hit until a neighborhood dog got hold of one of the hands. Next thing I know, (1/2)
ltnoodles
It never actually specifies FAKE hands....
StonesOnTheHill
grown-ass men in cop costumes show up at my door and want to know where the rest of the teenager is. Last time I made an effort. (2/2)
upvotetuxedocats
I really did LOL.
IndyUndead
Cops in your town dont know the difference between a plastic hand and a real hand?
cousteau
…Oooh, plastic.
StonesOnTheHill
I was trying to jokingly imply that I murdered a teenager and turned it into a Halloween ornament, because the pic didn't specify "plastic".
unoriginalgenericusername
As someone from the Netherlands, the country that doesn't celebrate halloween, I am very jealous right now.
digmoats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0
unoriginalgenericusername
Why on earth would I make this up?
Zigor22
For a place that has "nether" in its name I'm surprised it doesnt. It's almost like nether world
blueberrypancakemix
They do celebrate and appreciate it more and more. In a small town near me they even have trick or treat! Pretty jealous.
JustALullabi
Ga het gewoon zelf vieren! De Xenos heeft altijd super veel Halloween spullen, hang je daar je eigen tuin/huis/balkon/etc mee vol :D
Knillis
Halloween parties are becoming more and more of a thing, but those are usually not for kids. Wel jammer, zou gezellig zijn
HowlingDysphoria
Same here in South Africa. Some shops would just sell random Halloween-themed paraphernalia and horrors would be on TV. That's it
ScotiaWolf
As someone from the Netherlands: we celebrate Halloween every year by being scare actors in Landgraaf, it's awesome!
DocVolt
As a person living in a country that doesn't celebrate Halloween: I don't give a shit. Kids ringing at my bell? Fuck no fuck that
ThatAssholeOverThere
Dont decorate, leave the light off, and if you need put a sign up. Aint that hard
jinky74
Leave the porch light off. It's the universal don't knock.
Begotten
That's bizarre tbqh. Is it only an English country thing? I thought I've heard of it in Germany too.
enicchi
Germany: since ~10 years. My teenies go trick&treat, now party, since kindergarten, but much smaller scale & lots of older ppl complaining.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Germans complaining? Nooooooooo. :)
ax0l0tl
The origin is in a Celtic pagan holiday and it got really big in the U.S.
nexfox
We celebrate Sint Maarten, atleast the kids do. They make Chinese lanterns and go door by door ringing the bell and singing a song. 1/2
nexfox
They get candy or fruit and move on. A group with lanterns looks like this: http://www.xs4all.nl/~begheyn/pinkelotje/images/FOTO6.JPG
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Adorable! This must be Switzerland?
nexfox
Netherlands!
nexfox
Netherlands!
Bushwookie825
This is something I expect to see shared by a middle aged white woman with 2 kids on Facebook
furt77
I'm a grown ass man who wishes he had kids so I could do some of these. 1/2
furt77
2/2 At a certain age, people don't react well when the single guy down the block is getting way too into Halloween decorations.
Bushwookie825
Do what my neighbors did. Build a kickass haunted house with some plywood and 2x4s
jinky74
That makes me sad. Say fuck em and do it anyways.
JustALullabi
I second this motion!
LookUnderThere
Hahahahaha! No kidding! *shares on facebook*
Begotten
breaking: not everyone is a youth who does nothing but get drunk on halloween
apcamanda
Boo-nanas for scale
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Boo-nanas for scare
ArrowheadCosplay
Those bananas would be bad in like an hour
lemonfluff
In Britain weiner means penis. Took me a while to get over the shock from #4.
dhaggerfin
It means that in the US too
LearnedCoward
In the US, it's also a former congressman who's somehow been in like three sex scandals without even having sex.
lemonfluff
Ah true. But weiner only means penis in Britain, whereas in the US I think it means hotdog too.
AwkwardKeming
I loathe people that start Christmas stuff right after Halloween, but I fully support starting Halloween at the beginning of September.
insearchoftheperfectusername
I hate that Christmas starts the day after Halloween. Give it 2 weeks & be respectful of Remembrance Day. It always ends up an afterthought.
Fweeblies
I refuse to acknowledge Christmas before Thanksgiving.
Finisheachotherssandwiches
Right? That's what the long Thanksgiving weekend is for football and decorating for Christmas. If you decorate before that weekend you suck.
fauxfrog
Don't you celebrate Novemberween?
minearchy
And second thanksgiving in July.
hereforcake
I work at Sam's club and one of our displays right now is a Christmas tree.
AFuckingBazooka
So when do you plan on shooting up the place?
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Wow, just wow.
AwkwardKeming
I am not happy with the news you bring, but I will not shoot the messenger. +1
92Vinnie
Ditto! This post made me realize how much I have to prepare
ElizabethSchultz
We would probably not get along. I absolutely love all things Christmas. I've been listening to Christmas music for a month now...
damnyuoautocorrect
Great, this argument is coming again. Worst part of the holiday season. Let people do what they want!
failphins2
Any other time live and let live is posted on here it's upvoted
AwkwardKeming
I'm fine with people doing what they want. I annoyed with businesses trying to jolt their cash cow to life a month early.
Finisheachotherssandwiches
I've seen Christmas decorations at Hobby Lobby since July. ;(
AwkwardKeming
It makes me not like a holiday I want to be excited for.
anarkhiya
After Halloween? Fool! Our Christmas tree stays up all year, it's just less festive.
Alcard
You you mean the New Years tree? And the Valentine's Day tree, and my favorite The Birthday tree, 4th of July tree?... We stopped doing 1/2
Alcard
that when we found out that it seemed to cause to move every time we tried to leave it up. 4 times as a kid, 4 moves. Fuck leaving it up.
spudpicker
Just like me! Only I leave out Halloween pumpkins, and my neighbors file complaints.
heartandsoul
I literally was just talking about this the other day! Id be okay with Halloween stuff being sold in January...
thedoctor12345
Thats because halloween is all about the advertizing and fun, Christmas is supposed to be sacred and family oriented.....and the presents
Finisheachotherssandwiches
See for me Halloween is more about dressing up, getting candy and having fun. Christmas is about advertising and spending tons of money.
paulpounder
For me christmas is more scary than halloween.
thedoctor12345
Okay Ill bite.....Why?
paulpounder
I don't have to hang out with distant relatives I don't like on halloween.
thedoctor12345
Being the son of divorced parents I completely understand this. Christmas is the saddest holiday for me. I always forget this until the (1)
Kenziesrus
I know, right? On Halloween my friends pretend to be crazy killers. On Christmas my family pretends to be sane and safe.
paulpounder
I agree 100%
ChugglesG
Yep, dress your kids in all black and then take them them out at night. What could possibly go wrong.
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
In my city, trick or treat is done before dark.
minearchy
Well, where I live, it's always Saturday afternoon just before the beach bars close.
Pughhead
That morph suit one is fake though just photoshop.
tanadarko
If they're little then the parents are usually with them anyway. If they're old enough to ToT alone they can probably cross a street
SirGardo
If there is no police near it should be safe
magncheese97
They aren't shadows, they're invisible pedestrians!
Grimgiven
You come back with one extra...
Patrickt333
My very first thought.
TotallyNotAMurderer
"Not for blind kids."
xXRockacolaXx
Hands up don't shoot?
ChugMonkey2
Yeah, as I grew up never really understood trick or treating during the day. Then I realized its for the sad benefit of the parents.
folly
What i cant figure out is how they have so many clothes that are the same shades of black
thatdudefromoregon
Always reminds me of invisible pedestrian from the snl skit.
yippeekiyay801
They ded
BEARSTUFF
They could become ninjas. That wouldn't be good would it.
MHfromNH
some towns do trick or treat in the daytime cause they suck.
radieon
*blackface
ALittleHazey
Dressing up as a shadow isn't blackface at all.
raptorsoldier
They get shot by the police
StonesOnTheHill
Get some of that reflector fabric and cut out eyes, fangs, and things shaped like jewelry or long spooky claws. Visible, and spooky.
DanielBlaesing
That's fucking lame
StonesOnTheHill
Well, safety is lame. But being safe is still more fun than being a season-appropriate hood ornament.
DanielBlaesing
I suppose
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
For the record, I think that would be super fookin rad costume.
carolinaguuurl
I bought one of these morph suits last year. Put it on one evening and stood in a dark corner of teenaged daughter's room, motionless. She
CrabWallet
Started masturbating before I could tell her to stop, and by then I just wanted to sit quietly and watch. 2/2
Supanini
how we wanted it to end
jsvnm
parenting - you're doing it right
carolinaguuurl
didn't see me at first, did a violent double-take, and started crying. Heh.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
ROFL. What color were you?
carolinaguuurl
Black
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Dear Jesus that must have given' em a frighten.
Azzreal69
You, are my fucking hero lol.
eloquince
OMG hahaha I would die
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
Clocall
And the father of the year award goes to...
carolinaguuurl
Mother of the year! I then promptly scared my husband.
furt77
2/2 Keep being the fun mom, your kids will love those memories, after years of therapy, of course.
furt77
1/2 This reminds me of the mom pretending to be the monster under the bed through speakerphone.
carolinaguuurl
Hmm, you just gave me a great idea... poor kid lol
darianrebecca
I remember starting at dusk when I was little, and they finish before dusk around here now. Super lame.
SuperBobKing
How are you even supposed to tell if the porch light is on to know if someone has candy?
stylinchilibeans
Back in my day... Trick or treated well after dark, in the rain, no less...
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
and SNOW every few years up here in the north.
stylinchilibeans
Yep! Ohio...