Jun 25, 2022 1:22 AM
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Redskylinesunrise
I sent this to my fiancé the other day. She called me an idiot. I called her I bird. I think it’s all working out.
anononanonanona
I just love that it seems to have no goal _whatsoever_ besides fucking with that cat. Magpies are so great.
Ink41d0
LMAOROTF, does that bird have a death-wish?!
brickius
Magpies are nature's trolls
Enceladus21
That is an early teens male magpie. If he wants to hang with his flight group,The Claw Guards, he has to stalk a cat for at least 25 meters.
pastaholic74
Awwww! He just wants to be friends.
cosonfused
look at me, I'm a cat. i walk on four stupid legs. i don't even have feathers but fur. i can't even fly. hur dur. - magpie.
SatansSockPuppet
Imagine having the balls to just fuck with your predator for shits and giggles
madjo
I love magpies, they’re such funny assholes
sesamesnapsinhalf
The Adventures of the Cat and the Magpie, now streaming on Disney+.
CanuckleheadChick
I bet they do this every day.
JahNoodles
When you're a pretty bird and a hot pussy walks by
napsmear
If I had to guess, I'd say that's Heckle, not Jeckle
StarFlowerKat
where is this, it screams uk
FeloniousMonk13
"nah bruh that was a different bird u seen earlier, I jus got here man"
Gcleff
RElGNMAN
I think they met on tinder and are trying not to make it look obvious.
where is this? it screams u
mattrixk
When will this buddy cop movie be coming to a cinema near me?
OGBubbleGoose
Bytencoder
They shot me... in the lung.
tsyke69
The nonchalant bird catches the large, floofy, swaying worm.
surroundedbytwits
v
mercbrit
BlancheFromage
What's it's *game*?? I can see playing a long game, but for WHAT??
fennecbutt
Getting fur to line nest, perhaps
ninoglass
Some magpies like to entertain themselves by bothering cats. They do things like pulling their tails.
DuelingBrothers
I don't know much about magpies but that matches the asshole genius rep I've heard about.
IAmASentientWaffle
Not just magpies, many corvids.
Akaszkronos
Weird game of red light green light
VodkaReindeer
I have no doubt hundreds would die doing this with a big cat if we had those in cities.
BadCarma
That bird would 100% make it to the end of squid games
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Do birds have tongues?
Apparently they do
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
That magpie was definately wanting to pull the cats tail xD our local magpies tease my dogs, they're cheeky buggers
Jules6486
*definitely
slopwagon
“You’re pissing me of!” [whips tail dramatically]
Akhomet
We have a family of magpies that love to stalk my cats tail.
BigRedTX
pareidoliaperson
Oh alright so I wasn't the only one.
GabbyJayYay
Money pweeeeaase
oaktreenaps
Gah, I fucking love that show!
IveGotToStopUsingThisUsername
What show is it?
TakeYouAway
Most people recommend skipping to season 2 for your first watch-through
I'd say skip the first episode of S1; it gains a little momentum after that one.
First season tries too hard to be The Office, imo. It's good, just not as good
MuffinProof
Parks and recreation
yokohamadreamer
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
If I had a roommate who streamed I would do weird shit like this in the background all the time.
GodsWorkSon
Whenever my younger sister tries to record tiktoks i would slowly pop my head into frame and look weirdly at the camera
RolandLovecraft
Really wish that had the sound but my brain can fill it in.
ThisOldCPU
Thanks ❗❗
Para4
LOL cool
Redskylinesunrise
I sent this to my fiancé the other day. She called me an idiot. I called her I bird. I think it’s all working out.
anononanonanona
I just love that it seems to have no goal _whatsoever_ besides fucking with that cat. Magpies are so great.
Ink41d0
LMAOROTF, does that bird have a death-wish?!
brickius
Magpies are nature's trolls
Enceladus21
That is an early teens male magpie. If he wants to hang with his flight group,The Claw Guards, he has to stalk a cat for at least 25 meters.
pastaholic74
Awwww! He just wants to be friends.
pastaholic74
Awwww! He just wants to be friends.
cosonfused
look at me, I'm a cat. i walk on four stupid legs. i don't even have feathers but fur. i can't even fly. hur dur. - magpie.
SatansSockPuppet
Imagine having the balls to just fuck with your predator for shits and giggles
madjo
I love magpies, they’re such funny assholes
sesamesnapsinhalf
The Adventures of the Cat and the Magpie, now streaming on Disney+.
CanuckleheadChick
I bet they do this every day.
JahNoodles
When you're a pretty bird and a hot pussy walks by
napsmear
If I had to guess, I'd say that's Heckle, not Jeckle
StarFlowerKat
where is this, it screams uk
FeloniousMonk13
"nah bruh that was a different bird u seen earlier, I jus got here man"
Gcleff
RElGNMAN
I think they met on tinder and are trying not to make it look obvious.
StarFlowerKat
where is this? it screams u
mattrixk
When will this buddy cop movie be coming to a cinema near me?
OGBubbleGoose
Bytencoder
They shot me... in the lung.
tsyke69
The nonchalant bird catches the large, floofy, swaying worm.
surroundedbytwits
mercbrit
BlancheFromage
What's it's *game*?? I can see playing a long game, but for WHAT??
fennecbutt
Getting fur to line nest, perhaps
ninoglass
Some magpies like to entertain themselves by bothering cats. They do things like pulling their tails.
DuelingBrothers
I don't know much about magpies but that matches the asshole genius rep I've heard about.
IAmASentientWaffle
Not just magpies, many corvids.
Akaszkronos
Weird game of red light green light
VodkaReindeer
I have no doubt hundreds would die doing this with a big cat if we had those in cities.
BadCarma
That bird would 100% make it to the end of squid games
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Do birds have tongues?
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Apparently they do
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
That magpie was definately wanting to pull the cats tail xD our local magpies tease my dogs, they're cheeky buggers
Jules6486
*definitely
slopwagon
“You’re pissing me of!” [whips tail dramatically]
Akhomet
We have a family of magpies that love to stalk my cats tail.
BigRedTX
pareidoliaperson
Oh alright so I wasn't the only one.
GabbyJayYay
Money pweeeeaase
oaktreenaps
Gah, I fucking love that show!
IveGotToStopUsingThisUsername
What show is it?
TakeYouAway
Most people recommend skipping to season 2 for your first watch-through
oaktreenaps
I'd say skip the first episode of S1; it gains a little momentum after that one.
TakeYouAway
First season tries too hard to be The Office, imo. It's good, just not as good
MuffinProof
Parks and recreation
yokohamadreamer
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
If I had a roommate who streamed I would do weird shit like this in the background all the time.
GodsWorkSon
Whenever my younger sister tries to record tiktoks i would slowly pop my head into frame and look weirdly at the camera
RolandLovecraft
Really wish that had the sound but my brain can fill it in.
ThisOldCPU
yokohamadreamer
Thanks ❗❗
Para4
LOL cool