OctopussSevenTwo
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"By the sons of Sabertooth....by the meows of our ancestors...I summon thee!"
Apr 29, 2017 1:05 PM
OctopussSevenTwo
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goflyblind
hold me closer, glowing pyramid.
Ed81
That cat is tripping on some next level catnip!
nwil
"it's a tough world out there lamp. I protect you"
BorgClown
Ca-too-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred boxes of our grandfathers, and from the hairballs of our people.
AUQueen
Cat: STARCLAN IS SUMMONING ME.
46853
He's getting his nine lives
B4dL30
*mysterious Illuminati Egyptian cat intensifies*
nrkst
https://media.giphy.com/media/E9prXWeAl1wOs/giphy.gif
crosssectionplease
Look at that hunk o Agrocrag!
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Awwwww
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DoublevBomb
Tarodt
http://imgur.com/aDuh53Q
tzxAzrael
"ohhhhh warm thing, i love you so much." - cat, definitely.
MrSteveBuscemi
For something covered in fur, cats sure love warm things.
ilovecosmetics
Cat just got back from cat nip dispensary. Got his script filled today.
DiscountedOreo
I hope this isn't a salt lamp. It could be deadly to your cat. Cats and dogs are drawn to it, but it could kill them if untreated.
konwentolak
Khajit rich !!! Khajit happy !!!
IgneousInk
khajit knows how to play god mode
WholeGrainWheatBread
Illuminate-i
Cruxia13
Just to spread awareness: cats will often lick these lamps and end up with salt poisoning. It's cute, but they're not safe for cats.
46853
Kajit has lamp if you have coin
MuchFloofSuchMajestic
Supergluing your cat to the lamp takes real dedication
MisterDildy
There's a movie where a guy is streaming stuff on the internet and he live streams a puppy and a kitten on a giant fly trap basically 1/2
MisterDildy
Just inches from food and lets them starve to death. He eventually goes on to do things with people. Pretty interesting movie imo 2/2
schlabbalappen
I usually just drench something in glue and throw it at the lil shit, works for me but it gets messy
DeathBeUponYou
http://imgur.com/hErZe8v
CleanLeQueefer
Do you want warlocks to arrive, because this is how it happens.
1CatAssTrophy
This cat has a quest for you!
ChanningTastum
Thunder thunder
DontTazeMeBrah
Thunder...! Thunder...!! Thunder...!!! ThunderCats!!!!! HO!!!!! http://imgur.com/i7sn1Np
themlggator
DangerouslyMoist
Remembering his Egyptian ancestors
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
I wish someone would hug me the way that cat hugs that strange light emitting pyramid
martina42
For warmth?
PhotoLov3
IllegalDuckling
I still await the day virtual hugs become a reality.
PerroMalcriado
I think japan's working on a machine for that
CycloneSP
same. been trying eharmony and PoF but to no avail. :/ too much of an introvert to just walk up to random strangers and say 'hi'
luvas
I don't know if I could handle being the object of that much dedication, attention and affection from someone else. Would feel too weird.
CycloneSP
first you just relax most of your body, lean forward onto the other person, then hug back with a firm squeeze
pegesue
I might if you pay well enough. Advance warning I am evil.
itsahollyday2
Sounds like a good deal, comment OP
IllegalDuckling
Unfortunately I don't have any money on me. Perhaps we could.. work something out?
pegesue
I warned you in advance I was evil. And you want to play make a deal? HAHAHAHAHA. Advance your deal. If you dare.
DoublevBomb
T H E R I T U A L I S C O M P L E T E
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
"I love lamp." - cat probably
ChanningTastum
More like Thunder thunder
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
Thundercats HOOOOOOOOO!
somenub755
"meow" --cat actually
JSmith316
phtevenz
guyucguy
"Is loved." - Lamp probably
TrueLegateDamar
Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? -Owner
cbjfan
"I love lamp. I love lamp." - cat
rapgoddoge
But why don't you like the house I bought you-owner
ChristYarmolyu
Oh my god. I seriously love lamps, any lighting really. I love how it sets the mood ya know. Whenever my lamp love comes up, everyone laughs
schwiftyschwa
Can confirm, have my own illuminati pyramid lamp, and my cats do love lamp.
OverMyDadBody
clawthewolf
Fun fact: Modern siberian tigers are larger and more powerful than Sabertooth tigers
DontTazeMeBrah
Evolution nigga
MidiArbite
But the fangs aren't as cool
ProBleMatiKal
I always get an urge to lick those lamps
Oatmealmaiden
I've done it. It's taste like what you'd expect.
stimpsonjcatt
Did it the other day myself....salty.
CindyWho4
Not to be *that person* but so do cats - and this picture gives me anxiety.
taustonhoof
Yep, they'll lick the lamps until they get salt poisoning. Happens to quite a few ignorant pet owners.
CindyWho4
Right. I have a salt lamp that I LOVE, but I have 2 cats. I am very careful to keep them very far apart.
CindyWho4
Disclaimer: I love it because it's pretty & I like the ambiance of the soft orange glow. I don't think it's curing me of everything. :)
PBCheetah
That must be a lot of salt then as cats have pretty efficient kidneys.
CindyWho4
I mean, yeah. It's literally a rock of Himalayan salt with a light bulb popped up in the middle.
SleeperXib
They are pretty much solid salt
PBCheetah
I meant how much salt the cat would need to lick.
Conflict
They aren't called salt lamps for nothing
HikariShade
I'm guessing that lamp is niiiiice and warm. Thus why the cling for life to it.
LadyPotatas
Yeah those lamps get pretty warm.
MidiArbite
Also salty, which can be a bit of a danger.
thekarlkingofducks
Or it's sucking the life force out of the cat and it can't escape
Mark329843
I have one, they get pretty warm
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
Had mine on since I got it. Can confirm
unexpectedplottwist
Where did you get it? Have a link?
Mark329843
Oops, yea, Amazon has them
purpleswayed
Search Himalayan salt lamps on like amazon or something, you'll get tons of options
SpecialProjectY
Old light bulbs are hell of inefficient, 90% goes to the heat. Those things are usually sold along with the salt form, avoiding the ban.
MidiArbite
Though that can be good for a small enough structure, doubles as a backup heat source!
Arconyte
You can still buy incandescents in store, and definitely online.
SpecialProjectY
Not in Asia, UE and Oceania. US is... not in our galaxy. They sell it as a "technical equipment" and "should NOT be used as a light source".
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Yeah, I have them in places like the bathroom and closet, where I want lots of light immediately.
SpecialProjectY
Only CFL's need up to 3 seconds to be in full operational state, try LED bulbs for the instant light source and prolonged lifespan.
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
3 seconds? Yeah, no.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
I'm not really worried about lifespan... I've lived in my apartment 3 years and replaced one light bulb. It was in a Scentsy.