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ballsoutflyer
I don't have the words for how batshit crazy this is.
TheobromineAddict
The guidestones sound like something The Satanic Temple would erect, except for the one encouragement to embrace eugenics.
DreamingOfDistantShores
Satan be like "Hey, whoa, don't associate me with this lady, I've never met her. She makes me sick. Just doing my job, man."
SometimesISayDumbShit
This dumb fuck
BaphoMettbroetchen
As above, so below. Hail Satan. May the Morningstars light shine upon thee. Aaaand fuuuuck organized religion!
AStupidWeeb
swedeonamoose
Had someone like this campained in Sweden both left and right would have thought it was some wierd joke or something.
Doompug
It is not as bad here yet, true. But we HAVE elected chemtrail nuts and persons who think doctors drug everyone to keep them from rioting.
wthamidoinghere
So what is she running as? both sides being equal surely she must be independent certainly no major party would consider her.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Her party is busy with a diddling issue at the moment
AnythingMuchShorter
Destroying something on private property which violates no laws because of the opinions written on it. Sounds very constitutional.
DreamingOfDistantShores
Lucifer for Governor of Georgia, 2022 - Slogan: "Can't be worse than the alternatives!"
SmokyDoggg
That sounds like a hodge podge of words to scare people into voting for them. I'd rather vote for ppl fixing real problems, like Gun control
TheobromineAddict
The Guidestones exist to guide a post-apocalyptic mankind towards "an age of reason". You can see why a Republican would object to that.
kaoticgirl
Freedom of religion means the Luciferian Cabal has as much right as anyone. It's quite unAmerican to try and take that away.
OuroborosX
When people "cabal" they mean "jews." They can say whatever crazy shit, as long as they tie it to the jews, it appeals to their base.
ontarioOT
Johnny did say to the Devil to "come on back if you ever wanna try again."
sakasiru
When that Greene woman sounds like the saner choice.
PascallsBookie
Those are on private property, so the "party for property rights and freedom of speech" want to destroy pvt ppty because of what it says.
LorindaLogan
Says a person who belongs to the cult that is willing to kill your children.
JT1984
It's gotten to the point where I feel guilty for living in a hard blue state. I have it so easy.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
https://youtu.be/VaDfAsiqhMc
battery1979
Don't the Georgia Guidestones tell us how to rebuild society after a collapse?
Cheomesh
Not really
somethingwentwrongwiththis
do you think her target audience can pronounce 'Luciferian'?
brassknucklenerd
There's a hard "r" in there so they've got that going for them.
hipifreq
That's those guys with dirty hair from Jamaica, right? /s
MechKelly
Who let her out of her padded room?
ShimmerinStrider
Please keep Lucifer's good name outta your mouth Kandiss
Aimlockbelch
Lucifer? The Light Bringer? You mean the actual good guy in the Bible!
AutoFox
Kandiss dick fit tho? Kidding, I don't touch that kind of crazy.
wiltsjunk
She lost the primary election fyi.
ThaWhiteRanger
By a lot right?
smashpro1
She only got 3.4% of the votes, putting her in distant 3rd.
capnlouie
She still got 3.5% of the votes, or over 41,000 (otherwise) responsible adults voted for this. #JustDamn
wiltsjunk
I mean 41k republican voters since it was the gop primary, so I don't know about "responsible adults."
siskoisbest
Considering the guidestones are on private property, I am curious how she would legally demolish them.
SwedeOnAnIsland
They, and the plot of land, is owned by Elbert county https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones
MaximilianShade
She's a christo-fascist nutjob. She would 'make it legal'.
ThePastmaster
Buy the property?
siskoisbest
Owners of the land are the same people who put it up. And courts won't like gov. using eminent domain because it disagrees with speech.
Saker82
Two months ago I would have believed that.
ThePastmaster
Months? Five YEARS ago I would have blieved it. Before Trump domained a ton of land to build that dumb wall.
ziralien
What did the guidestones ever do to her?
TheobromineAddict
They advocate that mankind should act reasonably.
ziralien
Oh... hahaha, good one then. That's working out great for us.
Aldante92
It mentions avoiding "useless officials" so clearly it's attacking her
CosplayComet
That a 'legitimate' candidate is running on the platform of "Standing up to the Luciferian Cabal" tells you how far our country has fallen.
glenlochie
In Canada we've been wondering where the Rhinoceros Party went.
BadgerToby
But how do I vote for the Luciferian Cabal? Sounds like a cool party.
PennyLava
subcivilization level
qroniq14
More truer words as yours have ever been spoken.
NotAHugeSpider
Wow, LaRouche cultists seem so quaint now.
jiynxed
If you think those candidates are a recent phenomenon you have a lot to learn.
screendler
It shows how far some of the country has fallen. Don't give up on the whole thing because of some loud, rotten apples.
Trisar
The saying is literally "a few bad apples spoils the bunch."
alex5775
Inciting any religion past common colloquialisms, e.x. "oh my God", should be an automatic disqualification
ICannotSanctionURBuffoonery
And how illegitimate and unfit the Republican Party & their constituents have become. End this insanity. Arrest the domestic terrorists.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Please vote. Especially in the midterms. https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
blaghart
this country was colonized by religious nutters who thought they were "standing up to the luciferian cabal" so...not really much of a fall
Syrpynt
Not sure why you're getting suppressed. We've just gotta keep fighting their religious tyranny w/ a religion that gaurantees our rights.
Syrpynt
Example: The Satanic Temple fighting for the right to abortion as a religious necessity.
blaghart
There's a lot of butthurt liberals atm running around downvoting anyone pointing out that the US is right wing and liberals aren't "left"
Syrpynt
Democrat politicians* aren't liberal. Yes. Yes yes yes we all know it's better than the alternative, but blindly voting "D" also puts DINOs
blaghart
Also fun fact, the Satanic Temple exists largely bc the Pastafarianism movement was declared "not a real religion" by SCOTUS
DudeThatsRacist
This is the same candidate that said "They're not gonna tell us 'separation of church and state.' We are the church! We run this state!"
CosplayComet
Ohhhh, this is THAT psycho??
DudeThatsRacist
Yes, yes it is!
oneoldman
Why you racist tho?
DudeThatsRacist
Someone's gotta fight the KKK.
comacomacomacomachameleon
She got 3% of the vote. She is not a legitimate candidate. Do not treat her like one.
frigidmagi2
To amplify coma's point, she got 3% of the hardcore Republican vote not the general public.
Hashtagdelta
Yeah the problem is that people like this are still on the ballot and getting airtime and someone is going to be inspired and get more votes
RedWingedBlackbirds
Please vote. Especially in the midterms. https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
ComicSansHumor
3% is mind boggling to me. She shouldn't get 3% of her own family to vote for her, much less 3% of her electorate.
Ninjainslippers
Yeah we have a candidate who goes by "goodspaceguy" on the ballot and runs every election cycle. He's a nutjob. Ignore them.
CosplayComet
Ok good. The idea that she even has THAT much of the vote is concerning, but the idea that she might get MORE is terrifying.
comacomacomacomachameleon
To be clear, that was 3% in a PRIMARY where a little more than 1 million people voted. So like 30,000 people.
blueTeam
On the plus side, we now have unofficial stats for people with mental health issues in that state.
CosplayComet
Unfortunately, it's probably only a fraction of a fraction of a fraction
CosplayComet
That's 30,000 too many. OBVIOUSLY unstable people shouldn't be eligible to run. At least TRY to hide the fact that you're fucking insane
RedWingedBlackbirds
Please vote. Especially in the midterms. https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
DudeThatsRacist
Just looked and she got nearly 41k votes with 99% reporting.
comacomacomacomachameleon
ok so 40k. Still an extreme minority of the vote, and an [insert superlative] minority of the overall electorate.
Arcygenical
She's also going after the furries. Which is the funniest part of this current timeline.
tuckerx78
If she makes it past the primaries; that could sink her. There are some suspiciously wealthy furries out there.
Eli93
It would have been very funny once upon a time, but now those nuts actively call for violence and I don't find it very funny anymore.
Orella
One or all of her kids is probably a furry. Kind surprised more Republican's haven't made it a talking point with Disney in their crosshairs
NoodleDragonSoup
Many of us furries enjoy trolling her on the subject.
Arcygenical
Damn libs putting litterboxes in schools. :)
CosplayComet
How can anyone see a post like this and, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, say: "Yup! That's the one! That's the candidate for me!!"
blaghart
Because they only judge things by how angry they think it will make "the libs"
BoomFountain52
I mean this is the state that elected Marjorie Taylor Greene.
CosplayComet
Hey, don't you curse at me!!!!
Arcygenical
Okay yeah, but have you considered JESUS * GUNS * BABIES?
CythrawlArawn
Every time I see that, I keep thinking it would be a terrible (amazing) paper rock scissors adaptation.
CosplayComet
Oh shit, you're right! Why didn't I think of that?!?!
mikeatike
Jesus is shooting babies with guns?
TotaltyNotCIA
why; is he running for office in mississippi?
jiynxed
It's a math problem. Jesus multiplied by guns multiplied by babies
SomeDetroitGuy
This is what she wants to destroy:
Efreeti
Wonderful video by Tom Scott about them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNPpB_BRZJ8
apneax3n0n
So stupid. It's a tourist attraction
KinkExpert
I mean... In the same vein that Confederacy Statues are "tourist attractions." -- I could certainly see a case for taking this thing down.
skibitybebop
I've been here! It was vandalized with a bunch of NWO scribbles (new world order)
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Well the fact that she wants to destroy them means she's already pretty deep in the welll
phillini
They were… just destroyed.
phillini
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/active-police-investigation-shuts-down-roads-around-mysterious-georgia-monument/SYW477PW45AOBLMS56PWSWSDXQ/
Navrodel
...don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of them, the condescending rich bastard that paid for it, or the eugenics they both support, but wtf...
EvolvedMonkeyFlyingThroughSpace
Mage, thief or warrior
Ferrous
Always mage.
RyuRichmond
Everyone who chose thief rules the world now
SomeDetroitGuy
What the inscriptions say:
Citrakite
other than the 500M clause the Luciferian Cabal seems to like fair practices and a lot of democratic things. I see why the nutbar hates it
TOKYK
With or without this Kandis lady, humanity isn't following any of these rules...
ActuallyAPirate
wow how terrible... ?
HoochIsCrazzy
neat! I'd never heard of them before
AGirthyPoro
Gotta say, #7 is really speaking to me today
PaintedSlate
Numbers 1 and 2 are very suspicious. I mean, also, obviously KT is a dangerous extremist peddling harmful lies or insanities.
Deadpo0l
Everything except 1 and 3 I totally agree with
redratsnakeordave
Not so sure about number 2…
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
"diversity" is a very broad term
wilagames
Honestly number one and number two can both get pretty eugenics-y And I'm not in love with that even if the Georgia Guidestones are rad
SpotlightStealer
I think it's there to tell people that inbreeding is bad, as sus as it's worded
redratsnakeordave
I’ve heard of sharing STD results before putting out while dating but never DNA results.
StarSauce
It might just be trying to say "don't imbreed" because that is literally a lack of fitness produced by a lack of diversity
xBoneDaddy
PonyPuncher
Oh I read that as "Provide sex education."
redratsnakeordave
Fitness is a pretty specific and eugenic-y term
saluksic
Fitness means better people, not family planning. This is pretty blatantly eugenics to me
wilagames
I live pretty close to them. They are really neat to see in person. Also every time I've gone to see then I've met a new charming weirdo
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Oscill8s
Aren’t we all just the same charming weirdo in different disguises?
CivitatemInkas
Time travelers
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
Hello
CivitatemInkas
SoundFuture
I'm very curious on how we are going to get rid of the other 7,253,000,000 people.
Bonsaipanda
The idea is to regulate and strictly licence pregnancies and slowly, over time, move into a more manageable population size.
Bonsaipanda
It would actually solve a huge number of problems but it's almost impossible to implement.
MidnightAtMandS
Not to mention any attempt would be a very quick route to tyranny.
CthuluCupcakeParty
I think these are meant to be rules for a post-apocalyptic world iirc
arakiven
Yeah if civilization collapses this is supposed to be a “Don’t do what we did” kind of warning
saluksic
Me too. Also what the fuck is that number based off of? That would mean twenty million people in the USA based off current ratios.
saluksic
US has nature for days. Do we really need to get rid of 95% of people or do we just need to curb pollution and get off fossil fuels?
Bonsaipanda
People can't help their consuming behaviour, so the easier way is to control the population size. Or nature will just do it for us.
SoundFuture
As far as I can tell it's on the lower end of stable carrying capacity calculations. Def conspiracy theory fodder.
SoundFuture
Climate change is only one part of it. Bottom line is we will eventually run out of food sources as they are rapidly depleting.
OffendedSkeleton
Why not both.gif ?