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MRW my GF tells me I'm building too many emotional walls.
Oct 22, 2014 11:58 AM
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debatablesarcasm
Invite her up to your dead tree and cover yourselves in oil.
HornetCorset
Put this in the middle of Ba Sing Se, and that in the middle of Attack on Titan world. Then, and only then, will you have too many.
omegabeard
Soon you'll be able to break up with her without it hurting. Nice job OP.
TheGenitalTornado
Aaall
thatguyfromthestore
Perfect use of image
comeflywithme
Your gf seems to know you well. Better put the ring on it.
Sailboatt
Your emotions have no power here....
n3cr0fag0
It could be worse. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Gondolin.jpg
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
That would be the metaphor describing the hermit lifestyle.
blaineevans
Holy shit, that's my girlfriends house.
cobwebsonsale
OP's gf when she conquers those walls. http://imgur.com/Pu22mZF
unlawfulsoup
What is an 'emotional wall' anyway?
MrBurd
Minas Tirith has layers, just like an ogre.
TeenGirlSquad
I love how nobody is addressing the seriousness of living inside walls. It's actually pretty hurtful for you. Find a fiend to help.
Smrkelj
MRW building walls too many tells me I'm my GF
LinearOperator
GF: I SEEE YOUUU
MagnustheJust
Okay Sheldon...
TooFastTim
What Is an emotional wall?
RedWineAndSkyrim
kind of relevant (sorry about 9gag)
Candymostdandy
Then someone comes along and topples your walls and slaughters you to your core, but in a good way.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
How do you find those people?
Candymostdandy
Look everywhere you go...and reply to imgur comments...always.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
You do realize that's going to end in an infinite loop of replies?
Candymostdandy
Yes, so be prepared for that.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
I have classes to attend and nights to get sleep in. This might have some lag from time to time, so you be prepared for that.
Affray
The walls are there to keep potentially bad things out, but also to keep the scary things in. People never seem to understand that.
Questorthewsoflandover
i'm building emotional palantirs
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
The plural of palantir is palantiri... oh nevermind, +1
Questorthewsoflandover
HAHAHA! wowzers. thank you for that.
elrockero
What's 9+10?
MrBurd
11?
molestmymonkey
910
rectalprolapse
19
Mogoloco
21 .
dp487
All in all, she's just another brick in the wall.
SegasaurusRex
She'd probably leave if I let out the emotional ghosts I'm harboring.
joe9twit
i cry evertim
Liennepien
http://media.giphy.com/media/OBBOstGh2EK2c/giphy.gif
HeyCasButt
ghosts...harbor...I don't think anyone will top this hidden gold
Liennepien
Most don't seem to get it though :P
HeyCasButt
unfortunately
SegasaurusRex
Please stop asking if I need a hug! I'm not being angsty, I'm referencing the movie, which clearly went over your head!
CliffWestern
oh I know I just wanted a hug :(
SegasaurusRex
I'm an excellent hug giver! I can give out hugs.
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
isn't that what everyone who puts up walls thinks?
thelyingcat
Wanna talk about it?
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead
Plot twist: OPs gf is Sauron and his emotional walls have little to no effect.
TheHappyHermit
How I pictured the exchange: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6blOUl5WWVI
beeeeeeeeees
That makes sense, because the eye of Sauron looks like a vagina.
jo3v
*SUDDENLY* GHOST ARMY!
corvus887
GROND. GROND. GROND.
swinglinered
Darn corrupted Palantirs, gettin' all up behind the walls!
Tyrannis
You just need a giant wolf headed fire breathing battering ram to break through those emotional defenses <3
SquirtleSquad420
Well the first one at least.
coppergod
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
jkljkljkljkljkl
That's deep and beautiful.
Trellin
Not to be a pedantic fanboy - okay, who'm I kidding, I'm a fanboy - but it was the gate that let them down. The walls were impenetrable.
bloodust
Should have build one of those "rise the gate to let people throught" -gates
Atheistbear
I myself was sitting here thinking "...but the walls stopped them from entering Minas.... oh screw it +1."
jo3v
Ahhh gates...the achillies heel of the impenetrable wall. "Attack the hinges" they would scream!
jo3v
"Quickly... through the cat flap while its still exposed!"
agonarch
Sorry to say OP but this guy has a point - if there's been a ring exchange you're doubly dicked.
Schmedes
Is he really? No good main character actually dies...
AIias
but besides that kinda unknown elf guy, there really wasnt anyone, even Harry Potter killed half of the good guys.
AIias
whoa, what about that elf guy whose friends with Aragorn? in the two towers. slow motion stab.
AIias
i know he wasnt really a character we saw a lot, but he seemed like a good guy to me
CliffWestern
I never thought I'd say this, but George RR Martin really has spoiled us.
KFizzle
Don't get me started on that shit, still p2sses me off to this day, really Tolkien, not even one of the Hobbits, or a maybe a hand?
thekast
So a story isn't good if all the main characters survive? Seriously don't know how this is something that pisses people off...
KFizzle
I respect your opinion but from my perspective it removes an element of 'realism', that they can ALL overcome such insormountable odds, ALL.
bloodust
*HOBBIT TRILOGY SPOILER*
bloodust
Dont worry, plenty of main characters die in the end of the hobbit book.
pookieeatworld
In the books, Pippin dies at the black gates...
bloodust
He does? To what? I dont remember this
KFizzle
He doesn't, you mean in the original edit before CS Lewis begged Tolkien to spare him. Seriously had that happened i'd have cried man tears.
koopaya
No he doesn't. He gets knocked unconscious. He does make a hobbit wife preggers and name him Faramir.
SardonicAlly
One is enough, for me.
I can safely say I'm not building too many of them.
minnow1776
That's because the White Walkers built the wall.
minnow1776
(Also known as The Others)
hellzcat
I usually build 3 just for precaution, outer one ended up breached anyway.
TrijezniMujo
That's the US-Mexico border. You can't use that to represent a psychological aspect of yourself.
SardonicAlly
That structure wouldn't last a week anywhere near Mexico. Too hot, even for mehaphorical walls. Whereas my inner landscape is rather cold.
tardis63
It's a magical wall though
TrijezniMujo
Are you saying that Muxicans can melt walls? Because that sounds awesome. Also some emotional stuff, right?
SardonicAlly
Well, could melt ice walls, a least. Also, no much emotional stuff, no. I'm rather unemotional, and that on itself creates wall of sorts.
marconi23
There are no emotions in Ba Sing Se.
yehnahgoodyehnah
leaves from the vine... :(
WhatTheFucksALommy
Seriously though that episode...Jet being brainwashed and team avatar realizing how fucked up Ba Sing Se is...and the ending music...su gud
SpinnerMask
What was the episode again? I need to hear this ending music again as I forgot it.
dsurik
There are no waffles in ba sing se.....
alchemist12345
Oh yes there are: http://imgur.com/zuPp3Vl
alchemist12345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErmZRsCIUsE
Bob423
Every feel in Ba Sing Se was on that hill. Every single one.
marconi23
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME D:
KaesekopfNW
And that's not even counting the Rammas Echor farther out on Pelennor Fields!
fragtore
I feel like they tried really hard but this fight could never be what it was in my head as a kid reading the books...
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
Oh they could have, but that one scene would have cost more than the entirety of James Cameron's Avatar.
johanevj
Well, the Rammas Echor won't hold for long.
hellafordays
It's another wall farther out guys. Come on, get your game faces on. http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/maps/rammasechor.gif
thefatlonelyjew
wellll i can see why they were upset about losing Osgiliath
MouseTheFooDog
I don't remember this, where is it mentioned?
paulconroy
probably in the books because it wasnt in the movies
HowDoIInternet
You're my favorite
LichJesus
Tolkien nerd! Brother/Sister!
lagomorpha
Most people don't remember about the Rammas Echor... or the fact that a lot of it was destroyed to rubble after Osgiliath was overrun.
Trellin
Well excuse Ingold for leaving it too late.
lagomorpha
It wasn't Ingolds fault. They were far too outnumbered, like Osgiliath. It would have been stupid to fight everyone would've died anyway.
Trellin
As someone who uses Ingold as a username 90% of the time, I agree with you entirely. Spreading out their manpower was never a good idea.
lagomorpha
Yeah. I always felt Gondor got the shit end of the stick. They fought & died for centuries b/c they bordered Mordor & no one gave a shit.
GoodShark
.....whut
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
Minas Tirith has a great curtain wall outside the city, in the Pelennor Fields(aka, where the battle of minas tirith actually happens)(1/2)
Macewindow54
well, the second half.
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
What do you mean?
Macewindow54
the first part was fought on the walls, and the streets of the first two circles, the battle only progressed to to fields after rohan arrive
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
That curtain wall is called Rammas Echor. It was first build after the fall of Minas Ithil(aka, Minas Morgul) but soon fell into (2/?)
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
disrepair. It was rebuilt by Denethor II(Steward of Gondor in LOTR movies+book) in order to defend against the coming invasion(3/?)
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
from Mordor. However, it was far too long and far too hard to defend, and so fell almost immediately to the Witch King of Angmar.
ChuckKarma
The movie graphics bothered me because they showed no signs of agriculture on the Pelennor.
StreetfighterXD
It was dry season, the fields were fallow
ChuckKarma
No structures, no roads.
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
It was early March.
samsonguy920
Ever seen green fields in March?
StreetfighterXD
Meh, Jackson wanted a blank canvas for the battle scene. Sue him.
PossiblyTheWorstUsername
Bitch I might. As in, I might bitch about it to Jackson. Who is a bitch I might sue.
dascypriot
Is she demanding a ring from you?
Confrontation
In hind sight I should have gotten this reference sooner.
dascypriot
the ring of power can be blinding
Confrontation
Demanding isnt the right word but she does want to get married... We've been dating 5 months.
wandergeist
You need min three years: one to get to know each other, one to do fun stuff together, and then one to plan the new chapter of your life.
dascypriot
One ring to rule them all... or just you ;-)
DamienHunt
Run!
ereHemaNoN
Run? Fly, you fool!
dascypriot
no judgement hear OP. I got married within a year of meeting... that's 15 years ago now
KFizzle
Insisting forcefully?
rudejohn
Holy geez. I dated my wife for almost 9 years before we got married. 5 months sounds like a whirlwind.
devcoffee
i moved across the country with my fiancé 3 months after I met him, we still didn't get engaged until we'd been dating for 13 months. 1/2
devcoffee
We've been together 2.5 yrs we still don't know when we're getting married. Lol. Don't rush until you're ready.
EdwardJizzerhands
send her this when you're done with the construction http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/4563189+_238303c7177c1d9dc7c4b0768b0d8dc9.jpg
IHateSnickers
http://imgur.com/4Qx4Ko9
ROBROR87
"You're"...*twitch*
beh2omyfriend
I like to think that you put the your and you're mistake in there on purpose cause frenchies
HeyCasButt
It's not a mistake...you're is the proper contraction for "you are."
beh2omyfriend
did you read the picture............... YOU'RE MOTHER [...] dude c'mon read before you downvote
HeyCasButt
Ok, I messed up. That being said, I didn't downvote in the first place
MariusRhinox
So you're telling me "You are mother was a hamster" is correct.
HeyCasButt
No, I meant to tell you that "you are done with the construction" is correct. But I see that I messed up.