I'm sorry, you're a basic bitch

Apr 2, 2014 11:17 PM

gorillaz49

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MRW a SJW tells me they can't stop shaking and needs a prescription to help

HIFW I am eating pumpkin pie and pumpkin bread like no tomorrow

Well, another group of reposters made it to the front page

If it's basic to like scented candles I don't want to be complex!

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

And all the mobile users cried...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm on mobile and the came up just fine. Are you using a browser or the imgur app?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'youre' is never right, why would you even add a 4th option into this issue??

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is it okay that I have a clear image in my mind of basic bitches, but can't get a grip on why the hell a bad bitch is all about?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*Scented

12 years ago | Likes 487 Dislikes 2

omg i thought nobody sead it at first.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

seriously, that was KILLING me.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also *your, from the fourth gif.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bothered me the rest of the post. Thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Error overload in this basic bitch; I'm not even gonna bother.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:) on Imgur, I browse in peace knowing that all typos and grammar errors will be pointed out.

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Agreed - only the corrections used to be higher than 4th place in upvotes. :\

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, this was an interesting gif set but I had to downvote since the creator can't spell nor use proper grammar.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody mentioned it which upsets me, but *your symptoms. Not you're symptoms. I don't think she's symptoms.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Thank you for being the mcswaggamuffin we need.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I believe this post describes CommonWhiteGirl perfectly

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

>youre symptoms

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@commonwhitegirl

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

Sented

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this is the best thing ive seen today.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Tick!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Patrick Warburton didn't just play the Tick, I swear he is the Tick.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL my ex is a basic bitch

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Jeff tells it how it is!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wanna share this on facebook and tag my friends who are basic. but that might make me basic. FUCK!

12 years ago | Likes 360 Dislikes 3

I know that feel

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may or may not be thinking too much in to this.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

im laughing out loud

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Treat it like any other ATD... share for awareness.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just make sure to tag yourself too

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Use a hashtag on FB while you're at it. #JustBasicBitchThings

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@BasicBitch u a basic bitch bitch

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did not expect that to be a real person

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they apparently changed it to such.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worth it

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have to wonder if you are basic, the answer is yes. The answer is always yes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Say Yes to the Dress....

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Me too, and Teen Mom :(

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wellll that's some basic ass shit :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This warms me. This is eternal.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This comment is transcendent

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Youre... really?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The spelling mistakes in this really bother me.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In all seriousness, once ignorance and a lack of intelligence are seen as things that need to be fixed, the world will be a better place.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Except there are many different types of intelligence so I don't agree with you on that one. Some people just aren't smart.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[fucknuttery intensifies]

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I read it in his voice!

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Joe's?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, Kronk's.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brock Samson for me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it in his voice before I completely realized it was him.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe I have an unpopular opinion here but I really don't like this... just seems like a way to make girls feel ashamed for liking (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

anything popular. We don't shame dudes for 80% of them blindly liking The Avengers without ever having read the comics...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't think its making fun of all girls who like popular things, but rather 'bitchy' girls who act tough but aren't (like in mean girls)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

basic is slang for someone who is unintelligent & unsophisticated & vapid, with no defining characteristics. So this post is saying (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that those things are basic and because she likes them, she's basic.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, good point. though again to me they're more making fun of the 'bitch' part rather than whatever it is to be 'basic'. 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because really, if they're specifically mocking being 'basic' then they're just jerks/douches/butthats

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Patrick Warburton

12 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

You mean Kronk or Brock Samson, right? :p

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope, I mean Jeff

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just don't call him a grease monkey

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love him more!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's right.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

you can hear it in his voice...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

god damn he is one majestic motherfucker

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And his voice...mmm!

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I literally thought I was the only one who thought this.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh, no, I really think there are a lot that could orgasm with his voice (just think of him giving you orders around... kinky!)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...Sister? Is that you?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, nope, but we can adopt each other if you want :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too. Total DILF.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Me too!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The man is sexy as fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey therr Peterr.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I'm doing this but... @commonwhitegirl you gotta be able to work with this post

12 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

I love this post so much

12 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 10

"I literally can't even. I'm literally dying. Like literally dead. Like I literally had maggots. I literally was almost a zombie."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

would you say you're.. in love actually?

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

She did the thing!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Lucy needs to get her shit together and text James Franco back

12 years ago | Likes 548 Dislikes 6

As a Lucy, today is a rough day for my name...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one. Who would out him?! I'd be like hell yeah. Where are you?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

As James Franco's Publicist, no she does not.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Idgaf i would always text james franco.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Great, the post I'm referencing has now been deleted. This wont make any sense now

12 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

We have no lives, of course we all already saw the post you're referencing. Too slow, Imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i gotcho reference dawg

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

iMGUR NEVER FORGETS.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE!!!! haha. also, why deleted?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us who know about it!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was deleted?

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

First time I'm hearing about it. Cheers!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep, don't know why

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

maybe james franco got in contact with lucy

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably cause her name wasn't blurred out, privacy issues and such.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought too

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I coulda sworn that came from reddit... hmmm.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's odd

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

James Franco's publicist had it removed from the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

False: It's most likely a stunt for his new movie Palo Alto. It's about a teacher who starts an underage student.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

beyonce's tried that once

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I guess we know who knows how to get shit done.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well I had to do something about it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't we get to vote on stuff like that?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Removed from the internet" good luck with that lol

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

but i watch say yes to the dress, its hilarious to see them spend thousands on thousands of dollars. my fav moment is the 500k wedding.DAMN

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 4

I just will watch it on mute , their voices are annoying but i like dresses sooo fuck it!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and the entire time the guy talked about himself in the third person. people be crazy

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I love when people do that. It's fascinating and also sad, because they're the only ones that care about themselves.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's some unoriginal ratchet shit

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You a basic bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 6

no. im a bitchy bitch. i watch it to laugh at them.....

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Nah, you a basic bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 3, 2014 8:55 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

is your vagina big enough?...haha, like I even have to ask

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Here's the sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaghIdSJKvQ

12 years ago | Likes 723 Dislikes 7

Go Patrick Warburton!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Holy crap, I thought it was from a TV show or something and just dubbed over jokely

12 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

"College Humor, eh? No way that's Patrick Warburton. Holy shit, that is Patrick Warburton!"

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He's actually done quite a few videos with college humour, and they're all really good, especially by CH standards

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like CH, not knocking them. I tend to think, though, known talent is found more on funny or die than CH, hence my pleasant surprise

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I *KNEW* I recognized Patrick Warburton!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

alwaysupvotesauce

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fucking love this dude. "You basic."

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that... Kronk?! and Joe from Family Guy?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always upvote source.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting for later

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PATRICK WARBURTON IS THE DOCTOR?! AAAAAAAA

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, you big beautiful hairy knuckle-dragging bastard. That had in me in tears at the end :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we need comment favouriting imgur!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

this is some good shit ma man

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before I found out College Humor did this I could have SWORN that this was a dub over of a Law and Order episode

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

funny shit, sorry

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the funnies things I have seen in a while.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking glorious.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you, that was some very shit

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah u basic." Laughed so hard ahaha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks, but I prefer Alfredo.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Commenting, hope I remember I commented

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a minute I couldn't decide whether to click the link. Imgur taught me well not to trust the word "sauce". O__o

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Halfway through the gifs I thought WTF am I doing, this is meant for video, just scroll down for sauce someone inevitably posted.

12 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

If a post is longer than three gifs, I always just scroll down and look for the source. One of you fine people is sure to have posted it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha! Did the same thing!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this was hilarious

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a bad bitch for posting this. You made my morning!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the reasons i love CollegeHumor

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Putty from Seinfeld ?

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It's also uhhh Joe Swanson and Mr. Pewdershmitt

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puddy and yes

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

yes! also the Tick from the live action series lmao

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gotta support the team... yea thats right.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that ending

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The "I want to divorce you"... My sides are in fucking orbit from that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't laugh out loud until that part.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

RIP mobile users

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

Boo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm I died.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks for your condolences

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need source

12 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 6

Anyone got the halloween nurse pic of her?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Collegehumour

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you'reTheBest. Love, Mobile Users. (Serially, Imgur, FixThisShit)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is the doctor played by the dude that voices Joe in Family Guy and at least 1 character in every other cartoon ever, or someone like him?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

omg does having your astrological sign on your ankle the same as on your foot? oh dear god i love sex and the city T_T where did i go wrong

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I love you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet geezus thank you

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ong I am dying

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL my girlfriend is a basic bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every time I hear him speak all I can hear is Kronk. That made it 100x better

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to think Brock Sampson.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does it make me officially old that I literally have no clue wtf a "basic" bitch is?

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Probably, and I have the same problem.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch the video source, it opens with the definition

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...could make you officially British? If not I'm afraid the prognosis is poor :P

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The individual isn't their own character, they literally follow and do anything that is over-done.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother is a middle school teacher; according to him "basic" is what the kids are saying these days. I think it means boring/mundane.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thanks! That makes sense! I tried to figure it out reading urban dictionary, but didn't understand it there either.... fuck....

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's any girl holding fiercely to tired ass clichés. Run of the mill.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... I think context makes it pretty clear.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think it is some gal who is too much like others.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Some gal" does it make us old that that's okay vernacular for some gals?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like the "Tool" for guys? sort of?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I do not know Tool.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 5, 2014 3:03 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Whats tool then?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0